Nighthawk

I shall try not to duplicate much. Bill Cosby - Best Bet Kirk Douglas - Best Bet Steve-O Don Knotts Marilyn Manson Oral Roberts Michael J. Fox Kevin Federline Courtney Love Dan Akroyd Flavor Flav Suge Knight Wayne Newton Ron Jeremy Marion Barry George Carlin Michael Moore Rush Limbaugh Nelson Mandella OJ Simpson

I've still heard nothing but good things. A pretentious asshole I know who usually only likes movies that are in black and white with subtitles says it might be his new favorite.

Hey, maybe she'll pull a Cobain.

Ask him for tips.

They did have a black Wizard of Oz, that was The Wiz. It's pretty awesome. I did once jokingly cast Harry Potter with rappers. Kanye West was the lead, Eminem was Draco Malfoy, Dumbledore was Lil Jon, Fred and George were the Ying Yang Twins. A few more, I've forgotten.

The Jeff Bridges thing is funny when you emphasize 22 goddamn years. The man doesn't age.

I had my count reduced by the Agent's "Post-Count Vortex" thread, and am therefore an American hero.

I'll go on record as saying that the Simpsons now is much, much better than they were a few years ago. Not back to their peak, but there was a definite slump that they came out of there.

There were earlier, silent versions of each. In the case of the Ten Commandments, the earlier one was also by Cecil B. DeMille The 1925 version of Wizard of Oz is included in the 3 disc dvd set, and it's pretty awful. The later version being probably the most well loved movie ever, that gives it my vote as greatest remake ever.

No to the former, yes to the latter, in my opinion.

I like Homerpalooza because Homer reminds me of my dad in that one.

Oh, don't beat them up over it, if people are accusing them of ripping off South Park, they have a right to say something. Otherwise I agree with ya'll.

I'd say Wizard of Oz, unless that's disqualified for being a book. Or maybe the Ten Commandments (although I guess that's kind of a book too).

Some alcohol tastes good. Jager tastes like licorice. I also like cranberry or green apple vodka.

The pictures were a little tame, so here's a pregnant woman inserting an eel for you.

That's interesting. And I do have this on tape. I remember someone jumping from the ring apron and being caught in a powerslam in the Edge/Hart match. I liked that, but I can't remember who did it to who.

Downhome's trademark hyperbole is getting carried away again. It's pretty great, but far from the greatest remake of all time. That's a huge exaggeration. Anyway, I liked how Kong was more of a monster in the old version, as opposed to the more overtly sympathetic character this time around, although both interpretations are good. Those are the best kind of remakes, where each is good for different reasons.

A friend of mine claims they beat the shit out of him after puking, but I can't verify that. It was a redneck bar, though.

Behind a bookcase, I found a very old ICP EP called Beverly Kills 50187. It features a song called "In the Haughhh!". It's almost exactly the same sound as the Ying Yang Twins' "HANH!"... did the Ying Yangs rip off the ICP? It's apparently possible.

Yes it will!

how bout a "BLACKZILLA'D" caption? Fair. Matt Young is correct. I'd worship him and bow to his cock, begging for the honor to be slapped with it, oh mighty Young.

19. Whatever happened to that other white black kid (Flyboy)?

I want a family portrait of a white couple with a black baby with a "PW3ND" caption. No, PW3Nd isn't strong enough, a "SOCCER MOM'D!" caption.

Even though I don't really collect comics, I do happen to have Amazing Spider-Man #3 (first appearance of Dr. Octopus), which after an unqualified search just now could sell for $2000 or so. My grandfather left it to me when he died, along with some other valuable stuff he had.

It's in my ass. Dig around, you'll find it.