Nighthawk

Hey I'm happy... I got a new complaint... why don't you get a job... I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger. Yeah, that.

No shit? The dude's like my hero, man.

I declare this contest over and myself the winner. I'm allowed to do that because you know that's how it would turn out if we went through the whole process.

Hm... you may have something there.

Now it's "Yo Ho Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life For Me)". I always gets the dorkiest songs stuck.

I liked the show, but don't care at all.

I drink them, but the market is too saturated, I can't pick one. Give me input on which you think is best.

Why am I bumping this thread? Only to say that that clip would be perfect if set to the radiator girl song from Eraserhead. That I could watch forever.

Then again, why would they cancel classes for Yom Kippur? Surely not all the teachers are Jewish. Perhaps they just don't want the Jews to fall behind. In any case, they didn't do that at my school, but I'm still not going. I took off Rosh Hashana last week, too. I tell you, this being a Jew is fucking sweet.

Really.

I converted.

The Delphi board can suck IDrinkRatsMilk's dick, and you can tell them I said that.

Winnie the Pooh theme song... for the past 15 years. Guest appearance today by "I Got That (Boom Boom)" by Britney Spears featuring the Ying Yang Twins.

Do YOU have kids? If not, then you know shit, and everyone should say that you should shut the fuck up. I don't either. That's why all I have to offer is jokes. I have a kid, but have never met him/her, because I threatened his mother with scissors.

6'3"

*clap, clap* More drinks!

Whimsy = being drunk. I say that because I care about you. Really.

Oh, and I'd fuck the intense fellow.

I'm gaining weight! I'm back up to 220 from the 215 you saw in those pictures where I was wearing the Elephant shirt. NO pictures!

No, do it in Hardcore.

But spanking is in the Bible. Although they were really talking more about caning... So that supports my stance.

You keep up the quoting, they'll turn on you too.

I was brutally beaten as a child and turned out fine. Beat the hell out of your kids. It's funny. Tape it and win $10,000. They'll forgive you.

Ah, he's the sexual janitor. Every band has one.

Bananas was about the only Woody Allen movie I liked. Oh, and What's Up, Tiger Lily? also, I suppose. Kung Pow was better, though.