Nighthawk

Planet Funk : "Who Said?"

Nigger.

One time when I was faking Christianity for school, in chapel I said "When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed." Which is Marilyn Manson, of course. I attributed it to myself. No one was the wiser. I also totally plagiarized Texas Chainsaw Massacre for a short story one time. Catholic school is awesome.

I drank Smirnoff vodka the other day, since I didn't have the money for Grey Goose, and the shit was nasty. Made me puke twice.

From The Ring, innit? I think it is. I remember somebody talking about being freaked out by the girl in that movie. I remembered it as Jingus, but I guess it could have been Dames.

The only thing worse than a wedding is a funeral, so if you can plan when you're going to die, go to Vegas to die, too.

It is approximately... 2 pm. I'm at work, where I operate heavy machinery, and I'm now on my third bottle of vodka. But that's me. Yourself?

Just stick your cock in their mouth when they're alseep and take a picture. An oldy, but a goody.

Nigga, you nasty.

Bitch, I'm going to medical school! Fuck that nigga. Fuck him.

You know, Suge used to live next door to Wayne Newton.

No, just an uncomfortable feeling. I feel bad for society expecting women to wear those.

The hottest thing Reese Witherspoon ever did was talk dirty in her normal speaking voice in Election.

I agree with that. Get engaged like a bitch. I've never dated a girl who I wasn't "engaged" to. But these bitches did call me their fiance. I didn't return the favor. Also, 13 year olds in love are pure. I wish I could feel that way about a girl now. It's like, you'd die for this girl, and your parents move away, or she gets transfered to another school or something, and that's it. You have to deal with it. But there's a purity about the emotion when you first feel it that never comes back.

I have a pink belt. It also has studs all over it. I feel a little too old to wear something like that, but I like it for this reason: if I put on a nice shirt and tie and slacks and all, and then this Hot Topic belt, I like that ensemble. Also shoes. Even if I'm in a suit, I'll wear Vans or something.

Twatty B Finer. I always liked Twatty B Finer.

I don't care for the taste of octopus. It has a kind of waxy, starchy thing that I don't like. Shark is delicious. Therefore sharks are better. As humans, we should be using the criterion of what they taste like to judge an animals worth.

I know it's not on TVLand, but I don't think it is shown anywhere. And I'm no Growing Pains fan, but this is a pretty weak argument against it. There are a hundred, no a thousand shows on dvd right now that are infinitely worse.

If you make me a mod, I'll fuck your bitch ass up.

No one has called me besides the Amazing Rando. And Rando, you know I love you, but what you called to tell me was some stupid shit.

This has been asked about. Short answer, no. Long answer would make me look like a dork.

Black people are just like you and me. Tell them you're down with the Dark Carnival, they'll totally understand.

No, but I never bothered to change my number.

I will post my address and phone number for the sake of the Eddie Winslow gimmick poster. (nevermind... my mama lives there) You can still have my phone # though. (510) 962 - 0010 Try some shit, mafucker.

If all I have to do is get all fucked up like that to have them pay me to do documentaries on me, I'm doing it.