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I couldn't find any Sneetches for download either, but I ordered one of their albums used for a couple bucks (not Starfucker unfortunately). Worth that much for a try. While I was shopping I also got Tired Sounds of Stars of the Lid based on your recommendation.

Yeah. When Yuna, Rikku, and Paine [bad-ass!] break into LeBlanc's home [its Seymour's dammit!!!] LeBlanc needs to relax so Yuna, in disguise as one of the goons, straddles her back and takes control. The player is treated to a grid of six squares; its a guessing game of which square to pick. Responses from LeBlanc range from 'Ouch!!', '*sigh* Er, not there.', to 'OOOH!' in a very orgasmicy kind of way. Eventually she falls asleep. Oh My God What The Fuck?!? I just play Nintendo anymore, but I may have to break my habit to witness this insanity.

"Rocket Man" is also my favorite Elton John song.

In other news, water is wet.

Before. It was named in reference to the original title of the Stones' "Star Star", so I suppose they deserve the credit. Yeah, I think I'm getting this. The Sneetches sound like good stuff. They seem like the kind of band Incandenza would love. If he sees this, he should give me an opinion.

Actually yeah, the tagline of Wild One referenced Streetcar, so that probably trumps it right there.

There's a massaging mission in FF-X2?

I might have said The Wild One.

By the way, I used to hate Star Trek but I think it's ok now. The original was funny in a corny way and the Next Generation was pretty good in a normal way. Patrick Stewart, you know, is a real actor, not just a tv actor. I have no interest in any of the other series. There's nobody in the world worse than Star Trek fans however. Cept perhaps Buffy fans.

Right, I always confuse Rocketman and Rocketeer. In any case, they're all pretty much the same. There was a more recent Rocketeer comic book which is what they based the movie on (I believe the guy was still doing it into the mid 90s as well)

Commando Cody was bullshit, the guy was a wooden indian. Somehow I don't think it would provide for some of the better MST episodes (which I've never seen) because I remember it being full of long stretches of nothing happening. That's why I don't like Manos that much, there's just not enough for them to comment on. It remains a much better name than Rocketeer. Commando Cody sounds like somebody kids can get behind. Rocketeer sounds like something they'd do on SNL (which I also hate).

Oh man, that was about the funniest thing I've ever seen.

I wouldn't mind Star Wars if it admitted that it was a series of children's movies. Then it could be allowed more breathing room. That's why I love Harry Potter. It admits up front that it's for children, which gives it the space to be more mature, because it doesn't have to prove anything. Hey, it was actually the 50s and not the 30s, but you ever see Commando Cody? It was a Rocketeer rip off. When they made that Rocketeer movie, they should have called it Commando Cody. It's such a better name. By the way, I also hate it when people refer to a group of people by their defining characteristic with an ie at the end, from Fundies to Trekkies.

So I really like the word starfucker. There's a band called the Sneetches and that's the name of one of their albums. Even though I know absolutely nothing about them, I'm tempted to listen to them based on that alone. And honestly, Sneetches is a pretty good name for a band as well. Even if I never listened to it, an album called Starfucker by the Sneetches is worth having just for the wall dressing.

You know the other two childhood signs are arson and bedwetting. You generally have to have all three for it to be worth noting, however.

I think someone who names themselves Piss is a much more likely candidate.

I never really liked Star Wars. I mean, it's ok, but it's not some hot shit like people say.

I was, actually. I went to the county finals twice and threw it on easy words because I thought the whole thing was for dorks.

Not Ernie Hudson. His signature role to me is actually Penitentiary II. Half Dead... now that's a great name.

That never works. There was as much chance of that happening as winning a war on terrorism.

I'm addicted to spuds.

That's not a word either. You're thinking of undoubtably, which is actually spelled undoubtedly. Man, you suck at words.

Well, you know, married couples often refer to themselves as a single entity. Like "We're pregnant." I would hope only one of you is, but that's just something you say.

Exactly. The most common complaint about Mtv these days is that is has nothing to do with music, so it can't really kill something it isn't involved in, can it? Does Mtv 2 kill music? Clearly not. Saved is an exageration in both cases, but pop's role is thus: music is cyclical in that every so often we'll get a "revolution" and that will be imitated to death until everyone is sick of it. Then pop comes back to prominence, until the next thing comes along. So pop is a placeholder between new ideas, which I'm sure you'll agree is better than yet another sub par imitation of what was hot a few years ago. If that was all we had, people would just grow tired, spend less money on music, and the industry would suffer. Thus, pop saves music.

Also, did you just say Mtv and pop killed music? Jesus, you're stupid. Mtv saved music, back in the 80s. Pop, one, is music, and two, has existed, largely unchanged for as long as rock or rhythm and blues has. It also regularly plays a role in saving music.