Nighthawk

Don't be surprised if I nail him too. Actually, the two of us double teaming her is a much more likely scenario. Mention thesmartmarks and get a FREE handjob.

If I come up there and sleep in your closet, don't be surprised if I nail her.

So where's my thank you?

I am so ready for that.

I'm drunk. I said I loved you at the end, but I think you might have hung up before you heard me.

You know who was good? Dramarama.

I've just gotten off the phone with Modern Man's Hustle. He came through with the message board call where the rest of you assholes have failed me. He also apologized for waking me up twice even though I told him I wasn't asleep.

Soakin' wet.

You fooled no one.

If someone wanted to play russian roulette right now, I would seriously do it.

Limp Bizkit really isn't bad at all, it's Fred Durst alone who is.

You pervert. I'd be friends with Chicky, but I would NEVER EVER cross that line.

I see you've ignored my invitation you filthy bitch.

In that case, wildpegasus should go out with me.

SHUT UP< JUST SHUT UP!

Hey everybody, wildpegasus posted pictures of itself as a burly black dude. I'm not going to let him/her get away with this kind of LIE!

Does anyone even know what selling out means?

Dids ate him.

How about that chef that took a little too much pleasure in his work. That guy was a pervert.

"1... 2... 3... Turn it up!"

Jon Davis sounds like Cornholio.

I like "Me Myself and I" by De La Soul.

He knows to breath, open his eyes and dress himself.

I'm dissapointed that nobody ever calls me. I think you're scared of me.

You should fake a terrible accident. Then you can claim to have no memory of the past several days, and no way is she going to give you grief if she thinks you almost died.