Nighthawk

I think I'd like to have sex with Taiga Star.

No jury in the world's gonna convict a baby! Maybe Texas.

Best Willie line: "Stop pummeling me!" "Alright fine. I'LL STRANGLE YE FOR A WHILE!"

Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane.

FUCKING EEL! Best shit ever.

Milhouse Van Houten "What's good as new? What's happening?" "You be Carl Reiner, and I'll be uh, Police Chief Wiggum." Oh yeah. This shit just got real.

This is going to be the awesomest draft ever. Calling it now. Like it? Look in your closet, there's a pair for you! Don't like it? It's gone!

Nah, he just sticks his head out the window and yells.

Nice one. Here's me with Jonathan Pryce:

In public? That's, wow, such a horrible idea. A million things could easily go disasterously wrong there. Cops showing up, vigilante trying to kick your ass and/or kill you, nasty scrapes from fucking on rough concrete, etcetera. That aspect of it would probably turn me on more... I mean, more so than the surprise in the shower scenario. Which in this case seems like it was just out and out rape anyway... what with the uninvited guest and all. Not really, though. I knew girls like that in Kentucky, whose motto was "You can't rape the willing." They made it known they were down for surprise violent encounters, but it wasn't the same if they weren't really surprised, and if it didn't really hurt.

If "the more you know" means dumb as fuck, yeah.

Which I'll gladly admit... but you know it's true.

I don't understand the fulfillment of "rape fantasy" either... it's just regular sex. If you have a rape fantasy, go get your ass raped. It's not that hard. I'll tell you another interesting condom anecdote. A girl I fucked once, but remained sort of friendly with, I was thinking she might be interested in a threeway with the girlfriend and I. She said she would be, but girlfriend and I would have to get tested. Now this girl is a pretty big slut, which I don't consider a bad thing, and neither does she. She's taken back the word "slut" and owned it like black people have "nigger". But she's all "I get tested regularly and always use protection." But after being around me long enough, my natural tendency to get people to open up, plus my own lax attitude about protected sex got her to admit that, no, she doesn't always use protection. She's like "Oh god, I know, sometimes you just have to grab a dick and just stick it in you, fuck the consequences. It feels so dirty and wrong." She's right. That burning pirate ship sex, that's the best kind. And it's also true, that STD paranoia is a bit exaggerated. I've fucked plenty of girls unprotected (and these weren't wholesome girls), of age and not, and nothing happened. You just gotta roll the dice. Can't be helped.

That shit didn't work for OJ; it won't work for you.

They were just talking about him on the episode of Mission Hill they were showing last night...

Having unprotected sex with girls I just met is far from the riskiest thing I've done.

You never asked. What am I, a mind reader? I knew you made references, but why the hell wouldn't you express interest if you were perusing the thread? Milky gets picks #16 and 17, etc., if he has a relevant reference based on anything I typed in this post. What do you think I meant by "YEAH!" My interest is implied by my existence! CG: "We're off and running." NH: "WHY THE HELL AM I NOT IN THIS?" CG: "I can't see through metal, Milky!" Ok, I'm in. *edit: I never hated you Venkman... I never hated you.

Statutory.

Shut your whore mouth.

Whoa, whoa, whoa... I'm not in this? The one who makes more and better Simpsons references than anyone? And you let Franchise in after me? You stupid son of a bitch.

But he's not even in the HOF to begin with...

The pizza... how it is. If you're picking folders, give me LSD. It's my favorite one, and clearly nobody else deserves it.

Edward G. Robinson

James Cagney

Single -n- Sassy.