Nighthawk

Ok. I wanted to see you type it all out without doing a point, counterpoint, because I really think you're going to be wrong. But this must be some heavy shit.

Without being a dick about it this time, I don't understand your attitude. Yeah, there's lots of crap and always will be, but that's true of... anything, really. You just gotta roll with it and seek out the good. It's the same concept as people who say it's hard to be a rap fan cause of mainstream rap.

Haven't you read Leena's posts? She was probably sexually abused, and really easy for years afterwards because of her self loathing. Nothing wrong with that.

Time for some black on black crime!

Ok, pm it, though I'll probably post it myself, unless you really don't want me to.

You can answer it here. Believe me, it's not going to hurt me.

The reason you get along with all of us, son (accepting the premise) is that you are not threatening. That's not something you should brag about. Not threatening in what way? Sexually? You're gay, Leena has admitted I turned her on like no one else could, and Ginger, it's never really come up. When Leena countered my saying that I could get laid any time I wanted by saying that anyone can, she didn't factor in that I meant with anyone I want. In person I'm irresistible. It's my magnetic personality. But no... I actually think being not threatening is something to brag about. Why would I want to be threatening?

Yeah, Marney is the least attractive of the three of them. I'd put Leena at around 7, but she might be higher if she weren't blonde. I never prefer blondes. Marney at one point had a shaved head, though I never saw this, and that would give her a major boost.

Ginger is better looking than Leena, and people don't really bother her. Perhaps the reason I get along with you all is that I know I can have you.

You and your wife sound like incredibly touchy and sensitive people. It was just a movie.

It's different than the story. It's a tragic ending, but that doesn't mean it sucked. You just didn't like it.

70s Kiss I can understand, even if it's not my thing, but 90s era Kiss? Nothing worse.

I like them, but only with Bon Scott. Springsteen I just don't get the appeal of.

As long as it's not meth, I can be an occasional drug user.

Actually, I know the Bible better than anyone here, and claiming that lesbianism isn't forbidden is really stretching it. That's like saying that because it says a man should not lay with another man, I'm not sinning because I'm on my knees when I blow a guy. And while Marney is decent looking (looks like Cookie Mueller), any sort of numerical ranking is purely subjective.

Hey, at least it'll be better than Psycho Circus.

Man, a while back I mentioned a hot chick that delivers pizza? It happened again, this time a tattooed rocker chick, with AC/DC blaring from her truck, delivering me pizza and beer. Have I died and gone to heaven?

I've been considering doing coke once in a while. I found out the new girl does it sometimes, and I found it kinda sexy, and got the desire to snort it off of her ass. Coke is fun, but definitely something to do rarely. It's very 80s.

Don't get me started on drinking cough syrup... I try to stay away from the hard liquor, though. Beer and Night Train for me. Unless I want to start trouble, then I drink Rageohol (Jim Beam and Rockstar).

Well, people drink for pleasure. Water, in it's purest form, should be completely tasteless. For sustenance, yes, but other than that...

So this what it sounds like... when doves cry!

Yeah, the youngest I ever fucked was 12, but the youngest illegally was 13. Still, I'm more into young girls than young guys.

Ha... the only rap I've seen live was ICP. And even if you hate them, that's a good show. Long as you don't mind being covered in soda.

You're underage in that picture. I'm not falling into that trap.

Well, I am pretty slutty, but I don't think I'd go out of my way to. The only picture I have to go on is you with a terrible shit eating grin on your face. I don't want to fuck anybody while they're making that face.