Nighthawk

I was eating an apple today and got some of my mustache stuck between my teeth. I may need a facial hair suggestions thread soon.

Scary Movie 2 fucking annihilates me with laughter, which is so fucking bizarre, as the style is not my cup of tea at all, but I guess the planets aligned. I do love David Cross and Chris Elliott (I'll defend Cabin Boy to the death), but I don't know if that's really strong enough. Although when that bird makes the weakest link joke, it almost kills the entire movie. I close my eyes and plug my ears when he says that.

Black Flag - Damaged This album is a kick in the nuts. (In the nicest possible way). Now this is the alienation, boredom and isolation of punk with the difference being: it sounds fucking awesome. Really, I hold Rollins vocals on here (along with Ozzy's on the BS s/t) as one of the best example of the vocals just conveying the way a record feels. He's barely containable. And all this sound and fury is wrapped around some pretty great god damn songs. I find no tracks skippable. And how often can a genuinely raucous, corrupt and violent album be so fucking funny at the same time? That's "TV Party" for you. For the idealistic side of punk, gimme the Clash, but for the nihilistic side, never mind the Sex Pistols, I'll take Damaged.

I've just woken up from a nightmare where I'm running from the police, but every time I try to hide, some kid with a camera comes up like "OH HEY, HOW'S IT GOING! WHAT'S UP?", so I break into my boss's apartment to hide because it's the only place I know in the area, where I'm suddenly overcome with uncontrollable diarrhea. I shit all over everything, and I look up, knee deep in shit, with shit still pouring out of my asshole, as the door slowly opens. And then I woke up.

There is no such thing... Anyway, I didn't know Dale Earnhardt was dead until, I shit you not, like two years later, that's how little I care, but I still thought it was pretty funny.

That's fine, but as I love the Crue more than most people, I don't know why you'd expect something revolutionary from them in 2008...

Yeah, I prefer 12chan. More like bestevarchan amirite? Anyway, on topic...

THANK YOU. That is one of my absolute pet peeves. People who say "I could care less" make me want to punch them in the fucking face. No, "I could care less" is correct. Trust me.

Wow... I don't know why I love Cos so much, but considering that I do, I can't not get into this.

Fuuuuck. Bill Cosby is one of my heroes, and not only for his comedy, but Fuck. That. I have a chance to see Charlie, so I guess it couldn't hurt. At worst, the opener might be good and I'm out $20. Mike Epps is coming soon after, and I enjoy Mike Epps, but he wants $40. Even Mooney only charged $21.50.

Yeah, but this is Hell. We're not fascist. Don't get me wrong, I love the Nazis. But only in a stylistic sense. I don't support their policies.

I don't hate the remakes like you do, you characterless pansy son of a bitch. Not really... But some of them are ok. I thought the Hills Have Eyes one was a riot.

Yes, Adam, you are one too... I'm amazed someone through Invader3k made sense. Agent has good stories, but he's sober and married and managing a warehouse now, he ain't fucking shit up. I just realized midway through that I didn't want to type of descriptions for all four, so I picked two joke names. They were supposed to be humorously random... wankers.

I legitimately laughed out loud at Laz's mug... I would have in any context, but after that? Nigga please. That picture should become a new non sequitur reply, like I occasionally did with Ducktales pictures. Wait, what were you saying about ugly faces anyway, Corey? Like... monkey noses and catfish lips?

Oh shut up. The reactions are because it's a return to form. Which they haven't done in a long ass time.

Man, nailing a chick who outweighs you by nearly half a Taiga really makes you feel thin. Fuck what Leena said, I ain't losing no weight. She knows she finds me undeniably cute. Solution: grow my hair out again and get a Harley. I already have the beard and tattoos. I read Hunter S. Thompson's Hell's Angels... gay gays pay bikers to be allowed to blow them!

I'll do it. I dare you to ban me.

I think the X factor in Andrew's appeal is his obsessive documentation of himself. I'll add him to the Four Crown Princes of TSM Hell, Satan, Belial, Lucifer and Leviathan. He is Belial, the north crown. He is without a master and represents the earth element. He symbolizes the carnal and base urges of mankind. (I'm Satan) (The other two are Scroby and Invader3k)

Whatever happened with that Last House on the Left remake? Did I imagine that? Since torture porn and remakes are big right now, but about due to decline, I could see that one having some potential as a coup de grace. "Piss your pants."

Also, has anyone read The Torture Garden by Octave Mirbeau? I've read a lot of sick lit, but I've heard this one hyped recently as the most sickening work of art of the 19th century. I know how hype can be, though.

HA! I've made people concerned for my safety on the internet before too, but only because I'm far too coherent when I'm drunk. Doing it on purpose is much funnier.

I laughed at hard at my initial response to this thread. Man, some of my old posts amuse me way too much. But yeah, this is funny. The one about the gay dude was funny because I actually have that Drama Queen shirt. And I'm 6'3" and a large framed dude. I don't talk like a woman, though.

Really though, a lot of the best rap does do that, but that's like rock glorifies drinking and casual sex. There's rap about a lot of stuff. You know what there's not enough of, though? Satanic rap. There's barely any.

Really though, a lot of the best rap does do that, but that's like rock glorifies drinking and casual sex. There's rap about a lot of stuff. You know what there's not enough of, though? Satanic rap. There's barely any.

The fuck?