Nighthawk

I believe he was actually banned for his comments about Mole's dead mother.

Man, speaking of fat chicks... I went onto craigslist drunk last night, and within twenty minutes had arranged to do ATM with a girl who weighs 350 pounds. Beat that, luke-o! See, for those who don't think I'm genuine with all that stuff, you just don't understand how easy it is. If you're into weird sex, but you don't have specific kinks, you're just into general weirdness, you can pretty much be constantly doing something, you just adapt to whatever the other person is into. I discovered this back when I used to use party phone lines to arrange meetings, and now with the internet it's even easier.

And *unzips pants* was what made me love you forever.

I like Del a lot too. He, Kool Keith and Shock G are my favorite rappers vocally.

The funniest Tech N9ne lyric was "I stay ridda you lames (ya'll gay). I play video games (all day)." from "Slacker"... which was like the theme song for my life for several years.

See, that's what I mean about drinking too much quantity wise. I got drunk last night, and it was a nice, pleasant drunk. I didn't throw up or pass out or fight a nigger. But it took me two pints of beer and a fifth of whiskey to get there. That's gotta keep me from losing any weight.

You shitting me? Hell yes. I'm very inexperienced, though. Like, less than an hour. I just have confidence in my material.

Yup, that's a legit myspace message. Don't be scared I'm a gimmick.. I know them assholes too. Race = Comedy... fuck that.

I have one now, actually. I like to think of myself as a little more significant than a bum on a golf course, but I'll take it.

I'll take it. I'm Javier Bardem, bitch.

The bum or the "Where you going with those clubs, punk?" kid?

Hayward... bay area.

Can I at least have the 8,388,607 post count?

I'd enjoy doing an Ask Milky thread again, with Leena doing one and Kinetic's being bumped, I've gotten in the mood. I won't force it, as there might not be interest, but I'd appreciate someone bumping that. Anyway, I guess that settles it. I'm just going to lose 20 or 30 lbs and be done with it. If Leena says I'm too chubby for her, I'm too chubby. She's a good judge, although I'm hardly trying to induce anything sexual with her. She's a married woman now, I've gotten more out of her than most people here, and quite honestly I've known her long enough now that I like her too much to think of her like that. Sex is better with somebody you hate. But still... facts is facts.

I have the opposite problem. I feel bad about how much I buy, when I'm supposed to be this nocareever type of guy, which is basically the only reason I'll shoplift it. I do legitimately have OCD, fairly severely, and I think that might be part of why I like my packaging. Re: Instrumentals, I like those too. I get all of Dan the Automator's. An Automator produced album is almost like two albums, the regular and the instrumental. They're usually equally enjoyable.

See, for me, I don't understand the concept of autographs. I've met a shitload of celebrities, but I don't have the slightest desire to get their autograph. Picture with them occasionally, if somebody happens to have a camera handy, but that's all. So, were I famous, and god willing, someday I will be, I wouldn't be a very autograph friendly celeb, just cause I'm not into it. I don't think that makes me a dick. The only exceptions to this are when they ask "Who do I make it out to?" and I can answer "eBay." and when I sometimes have them personalize it "Dave, you are gay." and then sign their name.

I never had until recently either (although I did watch a lot of it on tv). The thing about ranting on street corners is true, that's how I became interested in doing it myself. I talk anyway, it was just that eventually someone suggested I do it on a stage. As such, I think I'm very rough around the edges and unpolished. I'm hoping that going out to comedy clubs and immersing myself in the environment a lot will help even me out.

Oh, he's a gimmick poster. A good one, I'll admit. But still.

I also read Leena's response to my question about her wedding... I have to respond to her here, though, because I can't get her on aim. Why don't you just let her post like a normal person? I'll talk about myself some, though, so this post won't just be me responding to Leena. I understand the sentiment of wanting to get the formality out of the way, but if that's really true, I wouldn't even have a wedding, I'd just go fill out the papers and be done with it. Which I'd prefer. Probably won't though, as weddings are often important to women, and my mom told me she'd be mad if she wasn't there. I've resigned myself to the fact that I probably will be married at some point, just because most people are, and I'm not radically opposed to the idea. Hopefully I can have some fun with it... go for the Beetlejuice wedding, I think. God help us all if I ever had children, though.

Leena says The "I used to be gay" stuff is true. Look, I'll explain this very clearly: While I had done bi stuff before, there was a period I went through where I lived as an outed homosexual. I decided that it was misguided, but the experience was important because it made me comfortable with certain things I wanted to do, but felt uncomfortable with. This was the gay period... I don't see the problem with that, particularly considering that without it I would never do things like take it up the ass, or do it with a hairy fat guy. I can't take a month off, because I'm enjoying the island draft thread. But I will try not to talk about sex much for a while. It's difficult, because sex related fantasy is all my mind can see.

Do you know about Jewish homesteaders to the West? I think it will be a surprise to you that Hitler came west and finding no other abode,he knocked on the door. The Lady had no idea who this guy was,but since there was no kosher cuisine there, she invited him for dinner; they hate prairie dogs. Since then Hitler became antisemitic and run back to his beloved Germany and the rest is a sad story. I have no idea if he spoke with his Cherokee relatives. This has not been documented!

I don't think it's just me, but babysitting is somehow all about sex. While some people just fuck their babysitter, I don't mean that, I mean pretty much every babysitting job with a teen girl involves her fucking somebody. It's like camping is for gay sex.

I'm really kind of taken aback by the attitude of these mods.

It is pretty badass.

Actually, a milkman isn't quite the same thing. They stop by in the morning and leave a predetermined order, it's not like you can call them whenever you want and they'll come over. I had a couple of Red Stripes at the comedy club yesterday. I had never tried it before. Not bad.