Boner Kawanger

Don't believe in God or Allah or Buddha, but I'm thanking all three of their asses for getting rid of you, you drugged up pussy cunt rag. Jesus Christ, get a grip on a revolver between your teeth and pull the trigger.

(Given that we've discussed more than Friday the 13th in this thread, Venkman is going to rename this thread later) The first script review for the new Nightmare on Elm Street remake. Unfortunately, it's a video from Latino Review, so fans of reading words, I'm sorry. http://latinoreview.com/news/exclusive-a-l...elm-street-6448 Plotline from the video: I'm just playing it safe with the spoilers. They also note that there's a cameo role for Robert Englund.

It cuts in and out depending on the camera angle, so it goes from color to black and white then back and so forth once Austin (or Rock, whoever is first) blades.

Well I'm glad I never finished penning "Ode on a Golden Grecian", an epic poem of clubbing and hot young wang

That's a really good trailer, as well as the second children's movie to have a trailer that made me tear up a little for a second.

Another thought: I can't believe the Hardys never won a TLC match.

Perhaps Batista is an admirer of John Edwards.

Ha ha ha. It's funny because it's sad

New report says she was was "Ow!" every time!

The beeping doesn't bother me but the black and white in the main event? Come on. Did Shane not get his own theme music until the summer of 2001? When did "Here Comes the Money" debut?

He'll still never beat the Germans

They mean to him whatever percentage he gets from the $20 they charge for John Cena dog tags at the merchandise booth.

Hogan was there when Obama won 83% of the vote against the 102 year old John McCain, brother.

You can ring my belt any time