Phoenix Fury Legdrop

Often times, Interweb dorks will do their wacky fantasy booking, most of the times isn't nearly as bad as what we see on TV. Of course, WWE creative never seems to actually use any of these. So, I suggest we change the course of history somewhat and give them terrible ideas that they'll refuse to steal. I'll start... One fateful day, the Boogeyman is creating water cooler terror, as he is ought to do. The juniors scramble for a safe place, Josh Matthews throws his index cards of cute Tim White one-liners in the air, etcetera. The only two men who don't notice this mayhem are Brian Kendrick & Paul London. You see, WWE has yet to explain what the hell Kendrick & London are now, with the shiny gear and silly masks. In this skit, Kendrick & London ignore the Boogeyman's mystical powers and perform the ancient art of mime. This intrigues the Boogeyman, as he grew up without knowing of this sensation, as he lived in a cave off the shores of Nebraska (work with me, here). He starts to spout one of his fancy nursery rhymes, and Kendrick & London mime it out. This makes the Boogeyman dance and giggle like a schoolgirl. He sucks them down to the underworld with him. Kendrick & London then become the Boogeyman's personal army of mimes, delivering messages to the Boogeyman's lesser enemies and victims of the pain and suffering that is to happen to them. At first, these evil, evil men don't take heed of their messages and laugh at the goofiness. But eventually, it is to be known that once Kendrick & London come with their merry performances of abuse and punishment, you scamper in fear. The Boogeyman will always rise up behind his mime minions after their messages to hit the message home. When the Boogeyman becomes a heel, they can also assist in his dastardly acts of evil. They have the power to tie their enemies in imaginary rope, build invisible boxes around the men to trap them from showing up for matches, and even shoot non-existant cannonballs into their stomach, crushing their ribs and causing internal bleeding. To recap: The Boogeyman needs an army of mimes. Brian Kendrick & Paul London are his men. Silliness ensues. Anyone else want to try?

If anyone needs a match this week, lemme know. As of right now: Sly Sommers vs. ???? in a $100,000 Challenge Match A statement from the OAOAST Board of Directors concerning the women's division, and in specific, Brodie Lewis & Julie Sharcor

Sorry about not doing the advertised match. Part of it was unmotivation from the zero PPV feedback, and part of it was my ridiculous busyness this week (Kevin Smith Q&A, shooting and editing a short film for my Broadcasting class, 2 English papers due).

Sly Sommers's $100,000 Open Challenge (aka, if you need a match, PM me)

That would be DEAN VISK~!. His gimmick is that he is a caffeine addict and therefore cannot speak in a normal tone at any time whatsoever.

KC usually isn't online until about four-five hours from now, so I doubt you're getting that one until later.

Hey, if anyone wants to get together and do some sort of pre-show, PM me.

This just in: Big return to HeldDOWN~! tonight (and it isn't who you think).

According to something Bill Behrens mentioned off-hand in a post on the NWA Wildside message board (it's still up, even though they're dead), some of the guys participating include New Jack, Delirious, Matt Sydal, Altar Boy Luke, and if it gets off the ground, Jimmy Rave.

Thanks for these match uploads, but is there any way to make the files smaller?

Anderson Cup: Tournaments rule, and seeding is something that needs to be done more often in wrestling. PRL/Boricua-SF & CH: The faces jumping the heels from behind makes them look cowardly. Was the finish a no-contest? I got kind of confused. The hate was there, though. The segments afterwards...the first one was alright, but the in-arena one could have been shorter and still have gotten the point across. A mask match is usually a big deal, and I would have saved it for a PPV bout. But, it still brings interest to next week's show. COD/SCM: I'm not really a fan of COD matches, because of the way they're written. If they're meant to be a spoof, then they're great. Otherwise...I can see how you could get into them, but I'm not a fan. Axel Promo (yeah, I skipped some for the sake of not being up all night): It seemed kinda heelish, bragging about satisfying his own wants and all. Lethal Rumble: Random notes here: Why would, when in there with both members of a tag team, Christian Wright initiate an attack on one of the two team members? It's asking for trouble logically. The New New's basically running things early on was cool; makes them look stronger. Ned's kind of a dick for ditching his partner like he did. Loved Rodez acting cowardly of young Frankie Frankensteiner. The Frank/Bohemoth showdown was sweet. You'd think that the Six-Man Tag Champs would have their shit together better. Bohemoth being ganged up on for his elimination was sweet; puts him over while putting him under. I thought the abrupt ending was some sort of cliffhanger. Ah well. Good bout.

Non-Title Bout: Confusia vs. OAOAST World Women's Champion Ashley Street The announcement of Ashley's five other opponents in the Six-Way Survival Scramble.

The Women's Title bout for 'Palooza will be revealed

"Floggin'" Molly Matthews vs. Serena Blackmore

That's who I sent my stuff to.

I'll be at 12/16 (I have a X-Mas party to be at on Saturday), and I'm psyched for it.

The explanation is that Kingston & Ian are having a blood feud right now in No Limits. Kingston's also replacing Mike Venom in the ten-man tag that got rescheduled for this Saturday in Hammond.

It would have been nice to see them get nominated for something other than a half-assed record, but oh well.

If that's the case, why wouldn't Ian do it with the Ritter Brothers (No Limits promoters), Carmine DeSpirito (Mid-American Wrestling promoter), Ed Chuman (NWA Midwest promoter), Insanity Pro Wrestling (who run Indianapolis and seem to worship the ground that IWA walks on), or any other promoter/promotion that Ian actually gets along with?

Line-Up Update: Cheerleader Melissa Tiffany Sumie Sakai Vanessa Kraven Hailey Hatred MsChif Mickie Knuckles Rebecca Knox Rain Mercedes Martinez In other news, I'm officially completely and totally fucking psyched! Also, Jody Fleisch & Doug Williams are booked for non-tourney men's action.

Big update from the IWA board: This tournament without Rebecca Knox would be a tragedy.

I've never really commented on this, but Trevor Murdoch getting a push is damn awesome, if not just for the fact that he wrestles different basically, and has a way different look than anyone on that roster. Wrestling needs mor Trevor Murdochs and less of those faceless muscleheads elsewhere on the roster.

NOTICE: Anyone who's doing an interview segment with an interviewer backstage, PM me; I have an idea.

So, someone's pissed off over being left out of the Torneo Cibernetica and stuff...yeah, she'll talk or something, about it.