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Woke Up This Morning Got Yourself A Gun Mama Always Said You’d Be The Chosen One “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” COLE What?! I don’t have Drek Stone scheduled for this time! CABOOSE He doesn’t NEED to be scheduled! He’s the Heavyweight Champion! COACH I’ve never been a big fan of this song. I feel it perpetuates a negative Italian stereotype. Not every Italian is a mobster, you know. CABOOSE Any reason you’re mentioning this now? COACH …..I don’t know. Seemed as good a time as any. The crowd’s initial jeering is immediately followed by Drek Stone sauntering out to the top of the ramp with a huge grin on his face. Dressed in a black-and-white pinstripe suit, with the Heavyweight Championship sparkling nicely around his waist, it’s easy to see Drek is actually proud to come out here and waste valuable Pay-Per-View time. With the microphone already in his left hand, and some kind of manilla folder in his right, Drek actually doesn’t waste time for once in starting his speech. DREK Well, folks, I’m going to make this short and sweet. I have my Heavyweight Title match coming up in a few minutes, and I do have to get ready for it and all. But let me tell you, I am not sweating this thing one bit. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” DREK Oh no. I’m not sweating this I-Quit matchup tonight at all. And you know why? Because I know something you all don’t know. I know something AJ Flaire didn’t want you to know. I know something AJ Flaire didn’t want ANYBODY to know! You see, AJ Flaire is in no condition to compete tonight. AJ Flaire hasn’t been in condition to compete since he made his return back here! The fact of the matter is this: AJ Flaire was never given his medical clearance to return to the OAOAST! COLE ….uh oh. COACH Don’t tell me you’re believing in this! DREK Oh no. The doctor plainly told AJ Flaire that he should not compete in another professional wrestling match again. But Flaire LIED his way back to the OAOAST! He LIED to Bill Watts about his condition! He LIED to all of you about his condition! And he LIED! TO! ME!!! You don’t believe me?! Drek opens the folder up and raises the first document inside for the crowd. DREK Here’s the original doctor’s notice! Here’s the one Dr. Imahoe originally wrote for AJ Flaire! It reads, and I quote, “AJ Flaire is in no condition to compete in the OAOAST at this time. In fact, he may never again be in condition to professionally wrestle again. The damage in his back is just way too severe to cope with the stress of wrestling, and so it is my duty to not allow him medical clearance to make his return.” Signed January 2nd, 2005. After finishing the note, Drek simply drops it to his feet. COLE Wow. Come on. COACH Ha! You could get those letters anywhere! I saw the 99 cent store selling them 3-for-a-dollar the other day! DREK We’re not done yet though! Drek pulls out another paper and throws it to his feet. DREK Here’s the doctor’s notice AJ Flaire found an incompetent doctor to fill out! Or maybe he forged himself! I don’t know. All I know is it isn’t valid! Drek pulls out another paper. DREK Here’s his chiropractor bill! Paid only three days ago -- immediately after his bout with Jingus! Drek pulls out another paper. DREK Here’s the bill for his adrenaline shots! Drek then opens up the folder and allows a wide collection of papers to fall at his feet and scatter along the ramp. DREK There we go! There’s all the evidence! That’s all the written word I need! AJ FLAIRE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COMPETING TONIGHT! The fact of the matter is - for him - it could be an issue between life and death! *Add dramatic pause here* DREK But it doesn’t mean I’m letting him off the hook. The crowd, for once during this promo, suddenly gets silent. DREK Oh no. I’m not letting him out of this one. I really couldn’t care about the official condition of his back. My reaction? Mock outrage, is all. But I just wanted to point out to you the dire straits he’s in. Tonight, one wrong bump -- and it’s all over for Mr. Flaire. If I so wanted to, I could confine him to a wheelchair for the rest of his life. And, truth be told, that’s exactly what I plan to do. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” DREK Watts, I know what you’re thinking right now, but forget it. There will be NO cancellation of this match here. AJ Flaire wanted it SO badly -- and now he has it! He signed an official written contract to compete here in an I-Quit match. And that’s exactly what he is going to do! And if I wind up breaking his back? And if I wind up putting him in a wheelchair? And if I wind up killing him in this ring tonight? It’s all fine! It’s all legal! HE SIGNED THIS CONTRACT. HE FORGED THESE DOCUMENTS. HE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THE DEAL WAS, AND HE DID IT ANYWAY! Well, now, I know what the deal is too. And so do all of you. AJ Flaire? Drek takes the time to look out at the audience before finally finishing his statement. DREK It’s all over for you, tonight. I promise. I WILL make you say “I Quit” -- and I’ll finish off your damned career in one swoop! Drek then drops the microphone at his feet and stares out at the audience with a cocky grin. But this isn’t just any cocky grin. This isn’t his normal, conceited, I-know-I’m-going-to-win grin. This is something else. Drek Stone knows he has AJ Flaire’s life in his hands tonight. And he loves it. COLE I'm being told we have an IMPORTANT discussion to get to backstage. Cameraman, GO~!~! The camera cuts to the backstage area where Stephen Joseph Popick and "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican are hanging out. The crowd boos the moment their faces are shown. Both men are dressed in suits and ties, with Popick doing shadow boxing and PR drinking coffee. P.R. smiles a sly smile as he watches Stephen shadow box. STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK Bam! Bam! Bam! Just like that! HA! Bam! Bam! Pow! Yeah, that's what I'm going to do tonight in the Rumble! 14 scrubs and 1 superstar, ME! STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK! "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN Hey, what about me? I'm in the Rumble too! POPICK Oh yeah. Sorry, I just got carried away for a second. Let me change that. 13 scrubs, 1 superstar, and 1 CORPORATE CHAMPION, THA PUERTO RICAN! THA PUERTO RICAN Heh, I like that alot better. You know, Popick, it sure feels great to be back in the OAOAST. I really did missed it during those 8 months in prison. The sights, the smells, the roar of the crowd...NAH! I didn't miss that. Screw the fans! HA! HA! The crowd boos. P.R. But that's not all. I missed putting on terrific matches. I missed winning match after match laying the SmackDown! on all my opponents. And lastly...I missed the women! The women of the OAOAST are hotter then they've ever been! Crystal, Candie, Alix, that Holly-Wood chick. Damn! They are all looking hotter than the last time I saw them! I mean damn! I gotta get me some of that! POPICK Careful, you don't want Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez to find out. P.R. Eh, I've gotten some behind her back before, this wouldn't be the first time! SJ Damn, you sly devil, you! P.R. Yeah, I know. I'm a pimp! SJP Say, what do you think about Tina? P.R. Tina?! Gross! That woman is BUTT freaking ugly! I thought Chynna was bad, her sister is 1,000 times worst, my god! Panther must not have a great taste in women, unlike me, if he loves that wilderbeast! Tina is just nasty! Ill! POPICK Speaking of Panther, that was GREAT what you did last Thursday! I mean, suprising Panther with that attack! And doing it dressed up like Mr. America! Man, where do you come up with this stuff? P.R. It was great wasn't it? I just loved the look on the poor guy's face after I knocked him out. Hearing him screamed was such a delight. Man, did that make me feel glad to be back in the OAOAST! I wanted to target the man I felt could be a threat to me in the Rumble, so I went after Panther, because I've been hearing this dude talk about needing the World Title, and, how much the World Title means to him. That's nothing but horse crap. The World Title means more to me than it does to him. He hasn't worked HALF as hard as I have at becoming Champion. I am The Corporate Champion! I am Tha Puerto Rican, the most electrifying man in all of professional wrestling! If anybody is going to be the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, it's gonna be me! Not some two-bit jabrony like Panther! Panther is just run-of-the-mill. I am one-of-a-kind! I am special, he is nothing! You hear that? NOTHING. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA!!!! The crowd boos. P.R. stands there with a satisfied look on his face while the crowd chants "P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!" Popick smiles. POPICK Heh, yeah I feel ya. You are the Corporate Champion, and you are the best, but let's talk about tonight! Tonight is a big night for the both of us. The Royal Rumble Match! The Lethal Rumble! 60 minutes of non-stop action. 15 men, 1 ring. And the only way to win is to throw someone over the top rope. And since I'm #1, that means I will be doing the most eliminating tonight! Ha. Ha. I am going to be on a roll. Over the top rope goes Zack! Over the top rope goes Calvin! Over the top rope goes Crystal! And don't think I'm going to be taking it easy on our former Inten5e compadres. Because over the top rope goes T-Bod! Over the top rope goes Cappa! Over the top rope goes Dan Black! And then, when we are the last two men in the ring, you're going to be thrown over the top rope, but I won't hurt you. Instead, I'm just going to grab you and throw you over the top rope without even punching you once. And then, when I'm the last man standing, I'll be given the World Title shot that I so deserve, and then I will go on to AngleMania IV to get what has eluded me my entire OAOAST career, the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship!!! At this comment, Tha Puerto Rican's smile fades, and a shocked look replaces it. Popick looks at his proteage with a smile. The crowd still boos. PR Wait what? What--what did you just say? POPICK I said, you're basically going to eliminate yourself, so that I can win and get my shot! P.R. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Popick. Hold on. I didn't agree to do that. I didn't even know you were planning on doing that. I thought the plan was that I go into the Rumble, with you watching my back, making sure I'm not eliminated, and then when it's just you and me in the ring, I clothesline you out. I thought the reason you're in the Rumble is to watch my back. Not to actually win it! POPICK Yes, I will watch your back. But at the same time, this is the Royal Rumble! This is every man for himself! I'll watch your back, but I want to win too! I've been in the OAOAST for 3 years and I have never won the World Title! I have been screwed out of that belt time and time again! I DESERVE to be World Heavyweight Champion damnit! It's my destiny! And I'll be damned if I don't take this chance to get a World Title shot and run with it! So, P.R., no offense to you, but if you're the only one standing between me and a World Title shot, well, I'm putting our alliance aside, and throwing your ass out of the ring! P.R. Well, if that's the case, then I'm afraid, I'm going to have to be the same way. If you're standing between me and my World Title shot, then I'll be sure to throw your ass out of the ring! POPICK Oh you wouldn't dare! P.R. Oh? And why's that? POPICK Because you don't bite the hand that feeds you. It's because of me that you're even back in the OAOAST! You will get your World Title shot soon, but not now. Now, your mission is to watch my back and make sure that I make it to the end, and then throw yourself out of the ring! You WILL get that title shot, but not tonight. Your only job is to watch my back, not win the Royal Rumble. P.R. And what if I refuse? What if I change my mind and throw you out during the match? That World Title means as much to me as it does to you! POPICK Then you will regret it. Trust me, you will regret it. Let me remind you that I am a member of OAOAST Corporate. Your career is in MY HANDS! You said you would do anything to become World Champion, and if you want to be Champ so bad, then you have to do this for me tonight. Your shot will come my young friend, in due time. But if you double cross me, then kiss the OAOAST World Title goodbye because you're never going to get it. If you were to win the Royal Rumble, then I could just use my powers to take that shot away! I'll make sure you NEVER get a World Title shot EVER! I can make your dreams come true, or I can turn them into nightmares! I can make your career or I can break it! It's up to you. You eliminate me tonight, you will regret it! DO YOU HEAR ME?! HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?!!! So, what's your decision? Are you with me? Or are you against me? WHAT'S YOUR DECISION? WILL YOU HELP ME IN THE RUMBLE TONIGHT?!!! Stephen Joseph Popick and Tha Puerto Rican are in a staredown. The crowd is silent, waiting for PR to make his decision. "The Corporate Champion" thinks it over, with the crowd buzzing. Finally, P.R. maks his decision. P.R. Yes. Yes sir. I will help you. The crowd boos loudly. Popick smiles a smug smile. POPICK Good. I knew you would agree. Don't worry, you will get what's coming to you. Now, get me some coffee, I'm thirsty! P.R. Yes sir. The crowd boos as Tha Puerto Rican leaves to get Popick some coffee. Popick stands there smiling. POPICK He's a good kid. A little slow, but a good kid. * DING DING DING * “Ladies and Gentlemen…the following contest is for the 24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP!!” The crowd goes wild as the White Stripes kick up and the lights drop out, a lone spotlight hitting the stage as the Phenom steps through the curtain! “Here we go everyone!” calls the Coach, faggy as ever, as Phenom walks toward the ring, looking ready for a war. “Introducing first….from Santa Cruz, Portugal… PHEEEEEENOM!!” “This has been brewing ever since the champion won the title, and now it all comes to head right here at Anglepalooza!” Coach remarks as Phenom slides into the ring and spins around, pointing towards the entranceway as the “Seven Nation Army” is suddenly overwhelmed by a flurry of machine gun fire! “And his opponent….from Las Vegas, Nevada…he is the OAOAST TWENTY FOUR SEVEN CHAMPION…. The One Man Army himself…. DEVIN GEEEEEEDDON!!” Metallica’s “One” fires up now, and the spotlight catches Geddon as he walks through the curtain, his championship belt held high in the air. The crowd cheers as Devin heads to the ring, leaping up to the apron as pyro fires off behind him. Phenom immediately rushes in, connecting with a hard forearm shot, but Geddon barely backs up! “Uh oh!” “He’s dead now!” Caboose laughs as Geddon climbs through the ropes, only for Phenom to attack again with a double axe handle to the back! This stuns the giant momentarily, allowing for another hard shot – this time a knee to the chest that puts the big man back up and against the ropes! Phenom tries for a whip, but Geddon reverses it and pulls the challenger back in, nearly taking his head off with huge clothesline! He quickly goes for a cover… One! KICKOUT! “This is fast paced and could very well turn out painful for both of these men!” Coach yells… “Or painful for us to watch” adds Caboose as Phenom gets back up and the two men go into a lock-up, but the size and strength of Geddon easily overpowers the smaller wrestler, and soon Phenom finds himself being lifted high into the air! “He’s got him up! What’s he going to do with him! There’s only one place to go!” Cole screams as Geddon keeps Phenom in the military press and tosses him forward, causing Phenom to flail and thrash before striking the canvas hard! “The Flashback!! This could be over very shortly if Phenom doesn’t come up with a new strategy! Power isn’t going to win him any fights against that monster!” Coach remarks as Phenom’s body bounces off the mat, causing him to slide completely out of the ring! Geddon can only smirk as he looks at the damage he had just done before walking to the edge of the ring and looking over the side… FWWOOOOOOOOSH!! “My God! Fire Extinguisher to the face!!” Cole calls as Geddon reacts blindly, his body getting thrown back and his hands going to his eyes as Phenom enters the ring with the extinguisher and lines it up with Geddon’s head… THUNK!! The sound of the hollow can striking the head of Geddon echoes through the arena and Devin falls back into a corner, still not off his feet from the blow. Phenom lines up for a second shot with his weapon, but as he rushes to the corner the big man’s foot comes up, CLOCKING Phenom square in the jaw! The fire extinguisher flies from his hands as he fits the mat, and Geddon takes the time to wipe the foam from his face before making another attack. “Phenom just angered that giant, and now he might just have to pay for it!” Coach says as Geddon pulls Phenom up and throws him toward the corner, but at the last second the challenger jumps up, his feet hitting the top turnbuckle before he flies off backwards, flipping through the air… …and KNOCKING THE CHAMPION DOWN WITH A MOONSAULT!! “Big high risk there and it paid off!” Cole exclaims as Phenom tries for a pin… One! T—NOOOOO!! Geddon easily kicks out, throwing Phenom off of him as he tries to get up. The big man stands and Phenom is right there, attacking with another stiff kick to the ribs. Geddon tries to brush it off, only to take two more hard shots. Another follows and the One Man Army can take no more, as his foot comes up and around, catching the Phenom in the back. The smaller superstar staggers into the ropes and turns around, just in time to take another hard clothesline to the outside!! Phenom crashes violently and Geddon slides out, followed by the referee, pulling the smaller man up and aiming him towards the ring steps! THE WHIP! REVERSED!! CLANG!! SMAAACK! “Did you see that! Geddon’s whip was reversed, sending HIM into the stairs, only for Phenom to follow up with a low flying dropkick straight to the face of the big man!” Cole exclaims… “I want blood, dammit.” Caboose mutters, and goes back to his drinking, as Phenom stands and looks into the eyes of the big man, who are slightly more glazed over than they were seconds ago. Phenom tries to pull him up, and then immediately drops him down with a big DDT! One! “COVER ON THE OUTSIDE!” Two! NOOOOOO!! Geddon kicks out, and Phenom looks pissed, as he runs around the ring and grabs himself a Steel Chair!! The fans cheer as Geddon stands up, only to take the steel straight across the face! Devin falls to his knees, and… CRACK!! …another hard shot puts him down on his back and Phenom goes for ANOTHER cover! One! Two! Th-NOOOOO!! Geddon kicks out, his bloody face being caught on camera as he stands and walks straight into the line of fire, bringing his foot up and catching the steel chair of Phenom, sending it back into his face! CLANG!! “BIG BOOT THERE!” Cole states the obvious, and with a whimper Phenom finds himself being tossed back into the ring, where Geddon follows and lifts him into the air by the throat…holding him high… “DIVINE LIGHT! DIVINE LIGHT!” BLOCKED!! Phenom fights out, slamming his free hands over Geddon’s head, causing the big man’s grip to be released. As he hits the ground, Phenom notices the fire extinguisher still laying in the ring and heads for it, picking it up and TOSSING IT straight into the face of the bloody giant! Geddon staggers back as the extinguisher falls to the mat with a loud thud. Devin hits the corner and Phenom jumps up, wrapping his arms around the head of the big man and falling backwards… KA-THUD!! “HOLY SHIT!” A fan can be heard yelling over the cheering crowd as Devin Geddon’s head strikes the fire extinguisher…but Phenom is hurt as well, his shoulder driving into metal canister! ”Geddon is down, Phenom is hurt…but he’s going for the COVER!!” One! Two! NOOOO!! “HE KICKED OUT AGAIN!! PHENOM IS GOING CRAZY!!” Coach screams out as Phenom stands, looking around to see what more he can do to the champion to keep him down, and decides to simply end the match as best he can! “What is he doing now, that goof?” Caboose questions as Phenom pulls Geddon up and places him in a standing headscissors…and signals for the PROTO-BOMB!! “HE WON’T BE ABLE TO LIFT HIM!!” Cole yells, but sure enough Phenom tries, only to find his own feet lifting off the mat and… THUD!! …into a backdrop counter!! “I TOLD YOU! I’M A GENIUS!” Cole gloats, drawing a laugh from Caboose and Coach as Geddon turns and catches Phenom on his way back to his feet, lifting him up with ease and moving him towards the corner, lifting him up and… OOOMPHH!! “THE OVERKILL!! PHENOM’S HEAD COULD BE CRUSHED IN!!” Coach explodes this time as Phenom falls to the mat, looking to be speaking to angels as Geddon stands, the One Man Army, staring out over the crowd before him. A smirk forms across his face as he pulls Phenom up and hooks his tights, lifting him into the air and suplexing him over with ease… BOOM! Devin keeps the tights hooked and rolls his body, getting back up and putting the challenger back into position, lifting him high and holding him there, letting the blood drain to the head before… BOOOM! …dropping him down to the canvas again! “That’s two! But he’s not done yet!!” Geddon once more pulls the Phenom up and goes towards the ropes, lifting him up and dropping him across them with a… SPRRROINNG!! …and over into a slingshot suplex! “THE ARMADA…FLOATOVER!! COVER!” ONE! TWO! REVERSED!! ONE! TWO! REVERSED AGAIN!! The duo rolls across the mat and the referee counts as they settle… ONE! TWO! THREE!!!!! DING DING DING!! The crowd is silent as the small package is broken, both men claiming their victory towards the referee, who stands there shaking his head. Geddon heads to the outside and grabs at his championship, only for the Phenom to pull it away from him! “WHO WON?! WHO WON?!” Cole calls, and replays flash across the screen, showing both men with their shoulders down! “They both lost! HA!” Caboose chuckles loudly as the two men continue to fight and the referee separates them, taking the title and grabbing at the announcers microphone. “Ladies and Gentlemen…due to both men’s shoulders being down…it is in the best interest of the OAOAST that the winners of this match…” “WHAT?!” “…and CO-TWENTY FOUR/SEVEN CHAMPIONS…. DEVIN GEDDON AND THE PHENOM!!” “I DON’T BELIEVE THIS! We have Co-Champions!!” Coach yells as Phenom and Devin stare in disbelief. Each grabs at the championship and a small tug of war begins, until finally Geddon is able to pull it away! “Uh oh…” Devin holds the championship in his hands for a moment and then looks at his…partner, only to EXTEND HIS HAND FOR A SHAKE!! “WHAT?! THIS IS INSANE!!!” Phenom, too, is a little befuddled, and after a small hesitation… HE SHAKES HIS HAND!! “WAAAAAAAAAAAH?” The crowd does not know what to think as “One” explodes back out through the PA and Phenom and Geddon raise each others hands, walking toward the back, the face of the One Man Army speaking volumes for the potential hell the rest of the OAOAST is going to have to suffer through as long as he…and his new partner…are champion.

The Saints and NNMX will be in action

Funny promo by Alix. I used to love Recuse Rangers when I was younger, so the entire segment earns 10 more points just for making me relive a childhood memory. The stuff involving Black and Alix was well done. If it weren't for the fact COD want BT, one could say BT are treating them like objects. First a Recuse Rangers reference, then an appear by Barry Horowitz. What more could you ask for in the opening two segments of the show? I love the name of That 70s Dude's finisher. ZACK'S PROMO, as well as ZACK'S MATCH, were to the point. I don't think I've ever seen him like that focus before. (FYI: Those segments hadn't been edited in at the time of this post) The Love Doctors have sure come a long way since winning the HI-YAH Inter. tag titles. Perhaps they're developing quite an ego? They've obviously developed psychic powers since they know about the Anderson Cup that has yet to be announced. Further capitalizing on our 18-34 year old demo, the Axel-Crystal segment was nicely done. Only skimmed Hoff-Jumbo, but I liked how Hoff finished Jumbo off with the "ANGRIEST spinebuster this side of the Atlantic". It did a good job showing how ready Hoff is for Stevens at Anglepalooza. I was feeling the A.J.-Stone segment. I thought A.J.'s promo did an excellent job explaining what he's gone through and why he's back. The Saints and NNMX finally exploded! When Patty asked me to write Krista-Tony for HD I wasn't too sure. Even though T.O.E. are currently feuding with COD, I didn't know much about their characters, but once the comedy bit popped in my mind everything came together. I felt it was one of the better matches I've written, and with the amount of things I have to write in the upcoming weeks, I'm glad it didn't suck. ALF! Holly nearly went Hell's Hitmen on Candie. Poor thing.

It's been corrected now. I'm sure it wasn't that a big of a deal, but sorry I kept screwing up your name. I blame it on Mystery Eskimo's old manager -- Derek the Fish. Good thing you never corrected me or I wouldn't have endorsed you as OAOAST Champion. HI-YAH INTERNATIONAL TAG TEAM TITLE Black T -- August 19, 2004-December 27, 2004 The Love Doctors -- December 27, 2004-February 27, 2005 Hell's Hitmen -- February 27, 2005-April 25, 2005 Love Doctors -- April 25, 2005-

Looks like we've settled on Trump Plaza as the home for AM IV. If you've ever seen WrestleMania IV and V, you know how the set will look. And because Hoff asked for it -- our Feb. PPV, Zero Hour, will take place in MN.

I actually got the Brannigan name from an old John Wayne movie, though I knew most will immediately link it to Futurama, which is also credit for The Saints crabs criss of '04. It just has a nice ring to it. Hmm, an idea just popped into my head for Jivin' J.R. Truth be told, the dialogue for Black was originally written for T-Bod, but when I read Dan's shoot interview and saw him list Arn Anderson as one of the guys he watched, I thought the lines worked better for his character than mine. I sorta see us as a modern day version of Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard, whose last name would of been my first choice to use if I hadn't already given it to Narcissistic Ned. Concerning the Pitch Black spot, it was more or less a nod to the HBK/Diesel vs. Razor Ramon/1-2-3 Kid match where Ramon hit the Razor's Edge about less than a minute into the match. I thought it would be a nice little spot that could set off a hot series of events, which it did.

He could, but I don't think it would be Watts.

All right. It's 4-0 in favor of Trump Plaza. Whichever venue has the most write-in votes will be the winner.

No location has been set yet, but I did pitch Zack the idea of holding the show in New Orleans to play up WWE's "WrestleMania goes Hollywood" slogan, with our's being "AngleMania goes Cajun." I do like King Cucaracha's idea of holding the show at Trump Plaza (is that still around?) though. With the Donald owning the OAOAST (I'm telling ya -- nobody remembers that one, lol), it would be fun to hold the show at the venue. Hopefully more guys will chime in and we can set a location.

The opening match featured something you rarely see nowadays -- a count out win. I already talked about how I felt about The Saints promo in an earlier post. After reading it again, I got a good laugh out of it. I've been wanting to have T-Bod wear large-ass 1980s type sunglasses ever since I saw the Ultimate Ric Flair Collection DVD. There's something about the way they look that I like. They're ugly as hell, but it works with Black T's elite -- pun intended -- attitude. And I loved Black's "You come after our belts, we come after your lives" line. I got a total Arn Anderson vibe out of that line. Speaking of lines I loved, I also liked enjoyed this little one-liner during Stone's segment, when Caboose says "Well, the bookers sure as hell have lost their minds." "You really shouldn’t be wearing white tights, you know…” Ha! I've been enjoying the Axel-Crystal interactions. Great use of the HI-YAH promotion during the Axel/Crystal-Nate/Mikey match. It gave a good reason as to why Nate & Mikey haven't been regulars on OAOAST prgramming. Nice little match, as well. I dig the way the 70s Dude refers to himself as "The Dude." That has a good ring to it -- The Dude. Considering how Cappa has abused Watts in recent weeks, it was very surprising to see him let Watts go this time. It also makes me wonder why old Bill is in real life. I think 62, but I may be wrong. Enjoyed the promo from COD. I like how Alix goes off on her rants. The New New Midnight Express return, and cost The Saints a golden opportunity to become the tag champs. The tag title match was mostly to further the NNMX-Saints feud, but I thought it came off well. I was cracking up reading the opening of the women's match; the entire commentary during the match was priceless. Coach's comment about Lioness being a chick with a dick not a chick over dick was hilarious. Hell, yeah! About time somebody mentioned that. Believe it or not, I've been trying to come up with different ways to start tag matches but I'm so damn lazy that I normally say screw it and use the collar-and-elbow tieup. Good to see the Docs back in action. Now if we can find Hell's Hitmen. :)You know, when Eski posted his match in GCF, I thought the name of the team the Docs were fighting was "Japanese Dudes." It sounds more like a sitcom, but that would of been pretty damn funny, IMO. Nice segment involving Stevens and Hoff. But one thing overshadowed it all: Judge Judy is no longer on the air? WTF? I didn't even notice she was gone. At least she lasted longer than her old man did on "The People's Court." OMG! We're shooting on the air! Enjoyed the main event. The revealing of AJ was well executed.

The thick guitars that give Getting Away With Murder its trademark chaotic feel roll out of the speakers! The arena lights flicker in between blood red and scorching yellow. Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness I need to calculate what creates my own madness... COLE Thank you Tony and Jesse. Michael Cole along with The Coach and the former two-time OAOAST World champion Caboose from SOFA CENTRAL~! First match of the show and its going to be a DOOZY! The tag team titles are on the line! COACH Playas, this is the first time Dan Black and Zack Malibu have teamed together in a tag team on OAOAST television. We’re only five minutes into Anglepalooza and already we’ve made history! If Mikey gets laid tonight, we’ll make history in more ways then one! The Canadian crowd that has flocked to Toronto from places as far as Prince Edward Island showers the Air Canada Centre with enough venomous hatred to lend strength to the devil. The pitch black curtain swings open and through it steps the imposing and despised tag team champions, Dan Black and Zack Malibu! Malibu wears his title around his waist as the lights turn his and his stablemate’s muscular bodies an ugly shade of red. Dan, wearing a chic black trench coat, proudly foists his third of the belts into the air while the dramatic tension of the night builds with each passing moment. Trotting behind them and looking spectactularly out of place is Jivin Jr who for some incredibly insane reason is dressed as Elvis. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen...the following is an OAOAST World Tag Team Championship Match! Now making there way to the ring, accompanied by Jivin JR, first from London, England he is a three time OAOAST tag team champion, he is the Ice Heart....DAAAAAAAAN BLAAAAACK! (BOOO!) And his partner, from the sunny shores of Malibu, California, he needs no further introduction......ZACK MALLIIIIIBBBUUUUUUUUUUU...THEY ARE THE ORIGINAL ELIIIIITTE COLE Folks, this is the first match in Zack Malibu’s “open call” and he hooks up with his Original Elite partner, Dan Black to defend the tag team titles against Chicks Over Dicks! I have to admit that it’s a gutsy move for Zack to offer himself up to anyone who wants a piece of him. I just don’t know if he’ll get the results he wants. With eighteen thousand people pitted against them, the current champs walk to the ring with the possibility of a huge upset weighing heavily on their broad shoulders. For his part, Jivin JR dances like Scotty 2 Hotty, oblivious to the pressure his associates are under. The yellow and red lights continue to flash on and off as the fans work themselves into more and more of an angry frenzy. I feel irrational so confrontationaaaal To tell the truth I am getting away with murrrder CABOOSE Cole, you don’t think Zack can beat wrestling’s version of Thelma and Louise or Leon Rodez and Chris Bryte? You’re a stupid little man. Dan Black by himself could handle Chicks Over Dicks with his eyes closed but with Zack on his team this match shouldn’t last more then three minutes. And it’s about time you gave Zack some credit for his courage. I applaud you for doing so. Black is already in the ring, awaiting his opponents. Zack, however is on the outside jawing back and forth with a balding lardass in the front row holding a “Hack Malibu” sign that features Alix lopping off Zack’s head with a knife. Getting Away With Murder suffers an abrupt death and is replaced by Lindsay Lohan’s slightly more upbeat Anything but me. A gorgeous red pyro fountain springs up from the staging blocking the expensively decorated set with its huge reach. It falls to the floor as quick as it rose, giving way to the gutsy challengers, Chicks Over Dicks. The arena erupts with cheers that nearly carry the roof of the building into the sky! CABOOSE Jess raised a good question. I already know what’s between Krista’s legs is a no boys allowed club, the same as what’s between Cole’s legs is a no girls allowed club. But what about Alix? Her love interests, Northstar and Synth, looked like chicks. Gotta be bi. I bet she’s a fag hag. COLE Caboose, this is uncalled for. As for me? I’m saving myself for the right woman. And that woman happens to be Doctor Stephen Pigley. Maybe I can get an order of Max Anderson and AJ Flaire on the side. And when I go camping I’m taking along Leon Rodez to help me pitch a tent! BUFFER And the opponents...from West Hollywood and Beverly Hills, California respectfully, Alix Spezia and star of the best selling fitness video Buns with KID, Krista Isadora Duncan...CHICKS OVER DICKSSSSS! COACH The loser of this match isn't exactly SOL. They're automatically entered into single-elimination tag team tournament. I have to say I can't wait to see what those tournament holds in store for the OAOAST! Wearing her strange tie-dyed outfit, Alix bows to her adoring and rabid fan base, while Krista confidently walks down the entrance ramp. At the halfway point, Krista, adorned in shimmering gold pants and matching tank top, stops to flex her bicep and offers a pointed glare at the reigning champions. The sly smile on her face let’s them know that their time with the tag titles is fleeting. CABOOSE Such arrogance! These two should feel honored that they’ve been given a chance to compete in the same ring with two of the three best athletes in the OAOAST, Tony T-Bod Brannigan being the third. Instead they show a lack of respect for both the company and the champs. I’m sickened. They’ve done nothing but run their mouths and humiliate the three fine gentlemen in The Original Elite! But now it’s put up or shut up time, and I think it’s T.O.E that’ll do the putting and COD that’ll do the shutting. COLE Before you dismiss Alix and Krista you should know that Krista actually has an amateur wrestling background as she was the only girl on her wrestling team in high school. The two ladies slide into the ring as the atmosphere inside the venue is so electric it could power the entire province! The fans’ brilliant energy is barely being contained within the confines of the state of the art structure. In the squared circle, Zack mouths a few unprintable words at Alix and she’s more then willing to return the favor to her archrival. The audience is unified in their support for CoD, having clearly chosen them over the disdainful challengers and letting them know it with chants of “C-O-D! C-O-D! COLE Zack and Alix have a lopsided rivalry. Alix was dragged into Northstar’s early disputes with Zack upon her arrival into the OAOAST. When Northstar became general manager, he assigned Alix to the task of taking out Zack’s girlfriend, Candie. After Northstar got fired, Alix was sort of left to fight the battle against Zack by herself, even though she and Northstar broke up a year ago. So, I guess you can say Krista and Dan have found themselves dragged into this bitter never ending war. CABOOSE She’s herpes! You can’t get rid of her! COACH Who’d want to get rid of her? Braaaaainz! * DING DING DING * The match starts off with Krista Isadora against The Ice Heart Dan Black! Cocky as ever, Dan Black gets right into Krista’s face, an effort to intimidate her and gain the edge for his squad. The well microphoned ring can pick up on every last put down coming out of Black’s obscene, putrid, mouth. As he continues to spit insults, he buries his forehead into the top of Krista’s head and pushes her away, as if to say she’s not worthy of his precious time! COLE We usually don’t see Dan Black resort to such forms of intimidation. Most of time he’ll let his great wrestling give him the edge. Maybe he’s afraid of Krista? CABOOSE Not a chance. When you’ve got weaker opponents you get a chance to venture out of your comfort zone. That’s what Dan’s doing. When the time comes he’ll put these girls down for good. “KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS!” demand the fans. Never one to upset the paying customer, Krista hits Black with a double leg takedown! Surprised as all hell, Black hits the mat with a loud thud, not even having enough time to brace himself for the impact! Krista mounts him and begins to rain punch after punch after punch down on his ladykilling face! The fans keep on cheering Krista’s assault, but Dan fails to see the fun in getting his face bashed in by a woman so he shoves Krista off of him. But showing extreme tenacity, Krista mounts him again! More closed fist are introduced to Dan’s nose causing him so much anguish that he starts to wonder if she doesn’t have a metal plate lodged in her knuckles. Being a pretty smart guy, Dan doesn’t use the same counter as before. This time he grabs Krista by her arms and rolls her over so that he’s on top. Dissimilar to Krista, Dan chooses to apply a basic chokehold rather then punch the day lights out of his counterpart! Referee, Okari Tanka orders Dan to break the hold, but the cool as ice grappler knows he has a five count to work with. COLE A blatant chokehold! CABOOSE Some women like it rough. Like your mother. “DAN BLACK, YOUR COUNTRY SUCKS! ENGLAND LOST THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR AND WOULD’VE GOTTEN TAKEN OVER BY THE GERMANS IN WORLD WAR TWO! IF IT WASN’T FOR THE USA YOU’D BE THE UNITED KINGDOM OF NAZI GERMANY, ASSHOLE! GO HOOOOOOME!” Screams an already drunk audience member well versed in second grade level history. The five count finally hits zero and Dan, unwilling to get on the ref’s bad side so early in the match, breaks the hold. He grabs Krista by her long blond locks and pulls her to her feet! Problematically for the young Londoner, he doesn’t find himself on the attack, instead Krista belts him in the midsection with her elbow! Dan doubles over wheezing, coughing and holding his hands to his stomach. With her young partner rooting her on, Krista calmly grabs a side headlock. The fans firmly planted on the side of his antagonist, Dan drops to both his knees attempting a sneaky effort of slipping out of the hold! But Krista goes down to one knee and wins the first round of the war over the headlock, keeping the hold on tight. A small “Black sucks!” chant can be heard from several fans in the first two rows. Infuriated that someone would have the audacity to boo his meal ticket, Jivin JR turns around to admonish them! But the plumpish nincompoop only gets warm beer tossed at him for his troubles! CABOOSE That’s a wrestling legend! COACH That “wrestling legend” is licking that beer off his nipples. Cool. Dan presses the palm of his sweaty hand into Krista’s face, perhaps trying to irritate her into breaking the grasp. Whatever his strategy is, it doesn’t work. At Krista’s less then polite urging, they both stand up. Dan seizes on the narrow window of opportunity the shift in position has presented him and tries to shove her towards the ropes! However, Krista drops back down to her knee, meaning she’ll be going nowhere fast. Danny boy concludes that the best way to escape is through a bit of trickery. Thus he wraps his hands around Krista’s slender waist as though he was preparing to back drop her. Krista, naturally stands up to counter, but soon finds out that no back drop is forthcoming! What is coming is a push to the ropes, courtesy of one third of the tag team champions! CABOOSE You can never out wrestle Dan Black! His training didn’t come rolling around on the mat with horny geek boys at prep school, it came against some of the homeland’s finest and most dangerous wrestlers. Dan drops down to his stomach and plans on having Krista hop over him and run to the other side of the ring where Zack will nail her with a right hook! But Krista seems to have another plan in mind. She bounces back towards Dan, but as opposed to leaping over him, she gracefully cartwheels towards him and then drops a nasty elbow across his bare back! The nifty trick gets a grand response from the Toronto crowd. COACH Caboose, that was cool. Admit it. CABOOSE I’ll admit that a woman with that kind of flexibility comes in handy on some of those lonely nights on the road. Ice water running through his veins, Dan stands up holding his back but looking altogether non plused. He adjusts his right elbow pad and stares cooly at the woman who’s gotten the better of him so far. Walking towards the center of the ring a barely detectable smirk slides onto his visage. Appearing to have some sort of devious scheme cooked up, he invites Krista for a lockup! She accepts his invitation and raises her arms for the start of the hold, but Dan grabs her left arm and puts her into an arm wrench! The award winning fitness model cries out in both pain and shock as Dan liberally applies pressure to her arm! It’s the most viscous arm wrench ever applied as it looks like Dan might literally rip Krista’s arm clear out of its socket! Understanding, that a one armed woman isn’t exactly useful in a wrestling match, Krista counters by grabbing Dan’s neatly combed hair, pulling his head back and angrily slamming him to the rock hard mat! Head burning, The Englishman let’s go of Krista’s arm! Turnabout as always is fairplay as he quickly has his arm wrapped into an armbar, by a standing Krista! Okari Tanka, admonishes Krista for the dirty counter, but all the reprimands in the world won’t bring the match back to Dan’s favor. “KRIS-TA! KRIS-TA! KRIS-TA!” bleat the OAOAST devotees. Krista doesn't seem very thrilled with the fans chanting her name. While she wrenches and stretches his arm, Dan presses his feet against the mat and kips right up! With the stinging armbar still locked in, Dan goes between Krista’s legs and flips her to the canvas with a fireman’s carry! Now its his turn to lock in an armbar! He places one leg across her chest and another on her neck, paretically choking her while he works over her arm. “MAKE HER TAP!” Orders Zack. “JUST LIKE CRYSTAL MADE YOU TAP!” An overweight slob in a Raptors jersey shouts, giving birth to a round of “YOU TAPPED OUT!” The ref asks Krista if she wants to give up. The question insults her pride and only steels her resolve to escape the submission hold. During Zack’s exchange with the crowd, Black made the uncharacteristic mistake of pulling his leg off Krista’s throat, allowing her manuverablity that could prove fatal to his grapple. In one blink and you miss it motion, Krista rolls on top of Dan, grabs his shoulders and rolls backwards, catching him in a sloppy roll up! The fans jump to their feet, thinking that they’re about to witness a sudden title change! 1 KICKOUT! COLE Not even a two count! She took him by surprise, but you have to wake up pretty early in the morning to beat Dan Black with a roll up. COACH Would that mean an insomniac could beat him with a school boy? “KRISTA, I WANT TO SNIFF YOUR BEAUTIFUL LEGS!” proclaims a slovenly pervert in a bootleg Green Day T-shirt. Both technical marvels spring to their feet where a bitter slugfest ensues! Despite Krista’s willingness to stand toe to toe with the OAOAST Hall Of Famer, the battle isn’t won with admirable courage. Instead victory comes by way of Black’s flesh searing European Uppercuts! Krista stumbles backwards holding her bruised chest, trying to put distance away from herself and the menacing striker. But Dan stays on her and hooks her into a front face lock for a trademark FALCON ARROW~! Dan hoists the best selling author high into the air, and it looks like her feet might be able to touch the ceiling lights! Blood rushes down to her head as her curly hair floats in front of the former IZ boss’ face. For a moment it looks like the match may be coming to an early close and a few fans start to get up from their seats and head to the merchandise and conseccsion stands. BUT Dan stalls the move for far to long and Krista is able to slide behind him! As she’s dropping back to the ground, she wraps her hands around Black’s chin and pulls him down with The Sweetest Thing (Edgeomatic)! The former women’s champion’s (I’m talking about Dan) eyes roll so far back into his head they might slip down his throat and out his ass! The audience members who thought this contest was over come rushing back to their overpriced seats. Krista leans forward and hooks a leg! CROWD 1 CROWD 2 KICK OUT WITH AUTHORITY! Krista sits in awe, unsure of how or why Black managed to kick out. Hit hard with confusion, she holds her hands out, praying that someone will give her an explanation. The audience screams “That was three” but popular opinion never changed the outcome of a match. On the outside Jivin JR jumps up and down, joyously celebrating Dan’s impressive kick out! Zack Malibu on the other hand looks displeased that Black would allow himself to come so dangerously close to giving this match away. Her head held low, Krista journeys to her corner and makes the tag with Alix! CABOOSE Well, Krista just gave this match away! The fans don’t share Caboose’s negative opinion and loudly welcome the hippy clad Alix into the ring! Alix goes right to a bent over Ice Heart, and applies a headlock! That hold stays locked in for all of two seconds as Dan gives Alix a hard push to the ropes! Alix comes running back and Dan leaps in the air for a leap frog, trying to get her to run her head right into his knee! But Alix rolls under Dan’s legs, pops up and runs towards the opposite ropes! She leaps onto the third one and flies back at Dan with a gorgeous lionsault press! BUT much to the crowd’s and Krista’s dismay, the four time tag team champ catches Alix in mid flight! The sugary brunette kicks her legs against Dan’s back as if she was a damsel in distress being kidnaped by a Wild West villain. Without so much as a word or a taunt, Dan runs to the corner with Alix draped over his shoulder! Proclamations of “Black sucks” pour down from the bleachers as it appears the OAOAST legend is going to violently ram Alix’s back into the turnbuckle! Those negative vibes the crowd were espousing suddenly turn positive as Alix drops off Dan’s sweat and baby oil soaked back and lands on her feet! By the time Black realizes just what the hell is going on, he’s already being pushed into the turnbuckle by Alix! After his ripped stomach collides with the corner post, he staggers backwards more Dazed and Confused then the 1993 hit comedy! Alix capitalizes on her hunky rival’s seemingly frayed state and jumps onto the third rope and springboards back with a hurricanrana! Not wishing to be forced into another pinning predicament, Black latches onto Alix's legs and combats the agile move with a powerbomb! BUT NOT JUST ANY POWERBOMB! A CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB! Placing his arms underneath Alix’s and situating her against his back, Danny B prepares to powerbomb her into the lowest level of the pits of hell! Aggravatingly for T.O.E, that’s a plan Alix isn’t keen on taking part in and she flops her body around like a goldfish out of its aquarium! Dan is unable to powerbomb her and Alix gets dropped out of the hold! Making the most of her new found freedom, Alix nails Dan with a basement dropkick! His legs buckle and he drops to his knees, noticeably wincing from the strike! “THE WORLD IS MINE!” Alix proclaims sparking a “LET’S GO ALIX” chant! With rightful possession of the entire earth, Alix dashes to the ropes! Holding a bottle of BBQ sauce, Jivin Jr leaps onto the ring apron to defend the honor of his young charge, but gets knocked flat on his Oklahoman ass and onto the outside mats by Alix’s elbow! The audience members in the front row who doused him in beer earlier, give the poor fatty a degrading earful as he lies injured on the floor clutching the last remaining bottle of his precious BBQ sauce like a teddy bear. COACH I hear that sauce is made with souls of children. Back in the ring, Alix rushes back towards her foe and presses her foot against his knee! Using that as a launching pad, she takes to the air and goes clear across his face with the side of her boot! A grotesque mixture of blood and spit flies out of Black’s mouth as he falls back to mat, eyes closed and face pounding with destructive hurt! The uncivilized audience roars with approval at the gruesome shot! Alix flashes them an adorable smile and a peace sign before going for the pin! 1 KICK OUT!!!! Irate at Alix for not lying on her back like a good girl should, Zack slams his fist on turnbuckle and lets fly a batch of vulgarities primarily directed at the young Californian. CABOOSE Oh damn! Oh damn! Not three! Not two! But one! That’s the man right there! He lost a tooth, but he still kicked out! What now? What next amazing feet is Dan Black going to perform! First The Sweetest Thing... COACH Dan wasn’t in that movie! That was Thomas Jane! CABOOSE That’s the name of Krista’s finisher, dolt! Alix and Dan are on their feet, trading virulent (look it up) looks with one another. Alix comes at Dan with a brave but futile clothesline attempt! Dan avoids the ill advised move, by going behind her in and grabbing her with a rear waistlock! From there the European grappler brings her to the mat with a snap German Suplex! “Bridge it!” The self proclaimed Franchise demands, thoroughly convinced that this match has gone on ten minutes longer then it should have. Either not hearing his partner’s order or not caring enough to follow it, Black rolls the move and brings Alix up to the her feet. He switches from a German Suplex into a back drop and lifts Alix up for the basic but deadly move! But Alix counters by leaning forward and pressing her hands against the mat! She tries to crawl to the ropes as if she’s running a wheel barrow race but Dan slams her backwards with a wheel barrow suplex, driving her back into the canvas! This time, the frozen one does go for a pin 1... 2... 3!! NO! KICK OUT! Downright fuming at what he felt was a slow count, Zack stands on the second rope and offers his unwanted critical opinion of the official.“YOU FUCKING MORON! CAN’T YOU FUCKING COUNT? YOU’RE HORSESHIT! YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IS HORSE SHIT! HORSE SHIT!!!!” Spitting an alarming amount of blood, Black stands up first. Alix is quick to follow, but gets chopped in the chest as a result of her tardiness! Her eyes water and agony sets in after another torrid body blow! She slowly staggers from side to side, unable to build a proper defense against Dan’s onslaught! Seeking to take total control of this match, Dan places Alix into a standing head scissors. He crosses her arms under his chest and then lifts her up so that she’s horizontal to the mat! With the fans steady in their stream of hatred for he and his teammate, Black sits down and drops her back first to the mat while still holding her arms! CABOOSE Pyramid Driver! White-hot pain spreads throughout Alix’s body like a cancer as the impact from the move settles over her. Dan drapes his arm across her for a pin. “COUNT THAT! YOU COUNT THAT PIN, MORON!” Zack bitterly screams at the poor zebra. 1... 2... 3!!! NO! KICK OUT! COLE Has anyone besides me noticed that Dan’s been doing all the work for his team? CABOOSE Zack has to wrestle three times tonight. He can’t exert all his energy in one match. Dan being the great teammate that he is, is keeping his partner fresh for his later matchups. That’s what makes The Orginal Elite better then the Thrillogy. Calvin and Hoff were never that selfless! Zack’ll be primed and ready for his X title match and will be able to bring more gold to The Original Elite. “THIS IS BULL! THIS IS BULL!” Zack complains, apparently not suffering from a loss of voice. “DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE? WHO I AM?” “YOU’RE A PUSSY! YOU’RE A PUSSY!” The fans shoot back. Dan Black drags Alix to the ropes, then places her neck first on the second one! He hooks his arm around the top rope to provide himself with leverage, then sits his knee on her head, choking her between the ropes and his leg! Reduced to tears Alix pitifully screams out for help! But sadly the only person making his/her way towards her is Jivin Jr! The mischievous expression the tubby manager holds leads one to believe he isn’t there to offer TLC. Rather, The Elvis impersonating hillbilly takes his bottle of BBQ sauce and cracks it right across Alix’s face! Consumed by wounding torment, Alix wails as Dan Black keeps up his quest to choke the life out of her pretty little body! Jivin Jr taunts and abuses the much younger woman by planting his big fat, BBQ sauced covered lips on her forehead! That just gives the patrons another reason to loathe T.O.E! Bubbling with anger at T.O.E’s cheap strategy Krista hops into the ring to get some get back, but the referee is right there to cut her off, showing a strange sense of morality. COLE Hey ref, how about you stop Dan from choking Alix! Or JR from kissing her! COACH Or Mikey from commentating wrestling matches. That's cool. The man in the stripes now sufficiently distracted by a beautiful blond, Zack sees this as a good time to actually do some physical labor. The two time world champion jumps into the war zone and heads right over to Alix and his ally. The Franchise hollers a mass of instructions at his foreign comrade, causing the English superstar to smile just a tad. Dan pulls Alix, who’s coughing up a fit, away from the ropes, then whips her towards his unbalanced teammate in the center of the ring! Zack catches her, spins her around like a rollercoaster and nails her with an all too devastating tilt a whirl back breaker! Malibu scurries out of the ring, extremely pleased with his low-down handiwork. Black drops down to his knees and pins Alix, making sure to place his elbow onto her throat for a subtle chokehold. 1 2 KICK OUT! Alix moves into a standing position trying to ignore the pain in her lower back. Chants of “Let’s go Alix” pick up but they’ll do her little good in her fight against the Iceman. Black grabs her head and snapmares her back down to the mat, where she winds up in a sitting position! He runs the ropes and returns with as much force as a bulldozer and buries his boot square into her back! She lurches forward with sweat and tears sliding down the outlines of her exhausted face and Zack Malibu leaning over the ropes hurling harassment after harassment at her. COLE I think everyone knows that Alix has a bad back. She suffered two significant injuries to it in this past year. I think we all expected Dan Black...I mean The Original Elite to target it, but none of us expected Zack and even Jivin JR to show such an utter lack of class. His attack showing no signs of letting up, Black pulls Alix to her feet. He takes her almost limp body into his arms for what looks to be a fall away slam. However, he doesn’t throw her overhead, instead he spins her around to the rear of his body, drops to his knees and smashes her back against his upper back! Alix slides right off his back to the mat, where her chances of mounting a suitable offense drop from slim to none. The champion goes for a cover! 1... 2... KICK OUT! COLE How much more can Alix Spezia take? CABOOSE Hey, don't you go crying for them, Cole. They wanted this, they got it, and now they have to deal with it. Black gets up and wipes the mixture of blood and spit from the side of his lip, sighing in frustration at his inability to keep Alix Spezia down. He pulls her up and yanks on her arm, sending her to the corner with an Irish whip, and looking on as her already bruised back takes another hit, smashing against the turnbuckle pads. Dan charges in, but Alix fires off a back elbow out of desperation, driving him away! She comes running out of the corner...BUT ZACK COMES RUNNING ACROSS THE APRON AND YANKS HER DOWN BY THE HAIR! CABOOSE NICE~! The crowd boos as Malibu nonchalantly returns to his corner, but ref Tanaka runs over to scold him! Never one to back down from confrontation (just listen to his theme song!), Malibu gets into it with the ref, thinking he's allowing Dan some "free time" with Alix. Black reaches down for Alix, who is nothing but dead weight, as she collapses out of his arms. Laughing, Black reaches down for the small spitfire once again...AND CATCHES A LOW BLOW FOR HIS TROUBLES! Black's jaw drops to the canvas, as he cringes in pain from the shock of having taken the full brunt of that shot where no man should! He turns around, and the look of shock is intensified as Krista Isadora Duncan takes advantage of Zack's preoccuppying the referee...AND LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A FLYING DDT, SPIKING DAN BLACK'S HEAD IN THE CANVAS! Krista drags her partner onto Dan's body and then runs to turn Tanaka's attention back to the match, showing him that COD could win this! ONE! TWO! THR...NO! MALIBU DRAGS ALIX OFF OF DAN BLACK! COACH SONUVA! Not one to take that sitting down, Krista glares at Zack and charges, springing off the back of her own partner and leaping onto the former World Champion with a bodypress! Acting on instinct, Malibu presses her off of him quickly, sending her rolling out to the floor and leaving he and Dan alone in the ring with Alix! Zack sees Alix standing up, her knees wobbling and barely able to keep her standing upright, so he sees this as the perfect opportunity to strike. SCHOOL'S OUT! DUCKED! DAN BLACK TAKES...NO! Malibu quickly pulls back, nearly knocking the head off his own partner. As the TOE breathe a sigh of relief, ALIX strikes, dropkicking Malibu into Dan and knocking Black through the ropes and to the apron. Zack turns around, dazed, and Alix leads him across the ring by his closely cropped hair...AND HURLS HIM OVER THE ROPES TO RINGSIDE! COLE COD has cleared the ring! Malibu's getting his ass kicked, and hasn't even entered the ring legally yet! Alix falls to one knee, exhausted, but gets the unanimous support of the crowd, as a heavy "COD" chant starts up. Krista enters the ring to check on her partner, and with Black and Zack both down on the outside, the COD take a moment to pose, their bruised bodies still ten times better looking than most of the women in the crowd tonight. On the outside, Dan and Zack regroup, with Malibu slowly beginning to lose it. Finally, he pushes his own partner away and slides into the ring, taking over the match for his team! He swings a haymaker at Alix, who ducks and grabs him by the waist, running him into the corner and crushing him, then carrying him over with a Northern Lights Suplex! ONE! TW-BRIDGE! MALIBU PUSHES UP! POWERB-NO! ALIX HAMMERS ON HIS FOREHEAD, AND DROPS TO HER FEET! Alix then whips Zack to the ropes...REVERSED...POWERSLAM! ONE! TWO! TH-KICKOUT! COLE You might want to take back that comment about "weaker foes", Caboose. COD is not backing down tonight! CABOOSE They may not want to, but they're going to have to. Malibu and Black will only put up with so much of this! Malibu gets up and eyes the ref for the supposedly slow count, and then leads Alix to her feet, only to club her across the back of the neck with a forearm! As she falls he catches her once again, pulling her up and then slamming his arm across the back of her neck again! COLE Malibu's getting cute, and... CABOOSE Wait, back up. Did you just come out of the closet? COLE No, I said Malibu was getting... CABOOSE Getting cute, right? You're checkin' out guys! Sicko! COLE I can't win. CABOOSE Damn right you can't. Better not be any peepholes in our showers either. Perv. Malibu is now kicking at Alix, giving her light stomps in a taunting fashion before getting a running start and delivering a soccer kick to the ribcage! Malibu throws his arms out and tilts his head back, enjoying himself a little too much as he showboats, standing over the beaten and bruised Alix Spezia. Malibu stalks her as she crawls around the canvas, and stands over her, pulling her up to her feet by her hair. He then pulls her closer, and lifts her up for a back suplex, dropping her legs on the top rope to slingshot her off into the move...NO! ALIX USES THE MOMENTUM TO FLOAT OVER ZACK'S SHOULDER...TAG TO KRISTA! The crowd roars as Krista leaps up into the air, springboarding off the top rope and diving towards Zack, nailing a springboard...PUNCH! Malibu goes down after taking the blow right to his temple, holding his head and possibly needing an Alleve. Krista pulls him up and sends him to the ropes, then elevates him with a high back bodydrop! Zack crashes to the mat, but Krista's assault is cut off by Black running into the ring and delivering a running lariat...DUCKED...NECKBREAKER! Krista reaches up and snaps Black's neck across her shoulder, stunning him and sending him rolling out to Jivin' JR! She turns back to Zack and starts peppering him with forearm shots, staggering him against the ropes...but Malibu jabs a thumb in her eyes to counter! Krista pulls away, now blinded, and Malibu locks on a sleeperhold! Krista wriggles around, trying to free herself...and counters! Krista has Zack in a sleeper, and jumps on his back to keep the hold on...but Malibu snapmares her over, taking her off his back! Zack then runs to the ropes and comes off, just as Krista is getting up...ZACK ATTACK! KRISTA GOES DOWN! ONE! TWO! THR-FLYING LEGDROP TO THE BACK OF ZACK'S HEAD FROM ALIX SPEZIA! COACH YO~! Malibu rolls off Krista, as ref Tanaka jumps back, nearly getting clipped by Alix during her dive! Both Zack and Krista lay out of it on the mat, as Spezia takes note of Dan Black on the outside, and leaps over the ropes with a pescado, taking him out of the match! Alix gets up, and JR is waiting by the corner, clutching his bottle of barbecue sauce and running at Alix like a wildman, swinging the bottle in the direction of her head...DUCKED...LOW KICK...AND JR TAKES THE SAUCE ACROSS THE FOREHEAD! COLE She just shattered his sauce! CABOOSE I have a bad feeling that'll be the next big pop culture catchphrase. Black is down. JR is down. Zack and Krista are down in the ring, and the fans are on their feet, loudly chanting "COD". And to think, this is just our opening contest! Zack and Krista both start to stir in the ring, with Zack recovering more quickly, since he's the freshest man in the mat. Malibu measures her up, and again prepares to deal the death blow to his annoying female rivals. Malibu positions himself for School's Out, ready to crack Krista....HERE IT COMES...NO! CAUGHT! KRISTA SPINS ZACK AROUND AND SCHOOLBOYS HIM! ONE! TWO! ROLL THROUGH! MALIBU IS UP...SCHOOL'S OUT ON KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN! CABOOSE FINALLY! ONE! TWO! THREE.... .... .... KICKOUT! CABOOSE WHAT THE HELL!? The fans ROAR, as Krista Isadora Duncan somehow, someway, kicked out of Zack Malibu's trademark superkick! Malibu gets up, his eyes burning red with rage, and he eyes the referee, getting up and grabbing his collar, backing him into the corner and protesting the count! Tanaka orders Malibu to get his hands off of him and moves away from the psycho superstar. Malibu pulls Krista up off the canvas, holding her in a front facelock and preparing for his ultimate finisher, the Falling Star Driver, but as he lifts Krista up, Alix runs into the ring and chop blocks his knee, causing him to fall back with Krista on top! ONE! TWO! THR-NO! COLE So close! COACH Yet so far away! CABOOSE Hey, I'M the heel, asshole. Shut up and keep spouting on about Crystal. Malibu shoves the weakened Krista off him and gets up, coming face to face with Alix, who is standing by the ropes. Malibu charges and clotheslines her, sending her out of the ring and keeping her from having an active role in the decision. Malibu then turns back to Krista and lifts her up again, only this time he's cradled in a small package by Krista! ONE! TW-ROLL THROUGH INTO A POP DROP...NO! ANOTHER SMALL PACKAGE COUNTER BY KRISTA! ONE! TWO! THREE! DING DING DING! COLE THEY DID IT! WHAT A WAY TO OPEN UP ANGLEPALOOZA! CABOOSE NO! NO! WE CANNOT BECOME THE GORGEOUS LADIES OF WRESTLING! The fans leap up in excitement, as Buffer stands up to make the announcement. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winners...and NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS....CHICKS OVER DICKS! Alix rolls back into the ring and helps her partner to her feet, as ref Tanaka hands them the coveted OAOAST tag straps. Black, who is just coming to at ringside, looks up and sees this scene in the ring, and his reaction is priceless, as a look of shock and anger comes over him. Malibu tries to swipe the belts back from Tanaka, but the ref pulls away, leaving Zack to stomp his feet and shout "Noooooooo!" out at the top of his lungs. Black looks up at Zack in disbelief, and Malibu can't even look his partner in the eye, instead slamming his hands on the top turnbuckle and resting his head for a moment before kicking the corner pads like a child and storming out of the ring, leaving Black and JR behind! COLE Look at him! He can't take it! Malibu storms up the aisle, never looking back as Alix and Krista hold each other up, then hold the OAOAST tag belts up high above their heads, all to the delight of the capacity crowd. COLE Fans, we are just one match in, and history has been made. As for Zack Malibu, he's currently 0 for one in his three match "Open Call" tonight, with an X Title challenge and the Rumble itself coming up later on. CABOOSE The Malibu Gold Rush can still happen, Cole. An X Title and a World Title shot are all but his! COLE We'll see about that, now won't we?

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM POW! The fans hoot and holler as the camera pans around the Air Canada Centre to the interview stage built next to the rampway. We're greeted by our hosts Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura. Their backs are turned away from the crowd, giving us a beautiful shot of the ring and the many fans in attendence in the background. A rainbow colored feather boa wrapped around Hizzonor's neck, "The Body" is sporting sunglasses, a sparkling gold bandana with "Jesse" written on the front, a Jimi Hendrix t-shirt, black chaps over his blue jeans, and snake-skin boots. All of that, yet Schiavone is only dressed in a tuxedo. SCHIAVONE The OAOAST has started 2005 with a bang! Hello, everybody, Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura welcoming you to our first big pay-per-view of 2005 -- one of the OAOAST's "Elite 4" pay-per-view events, as a matter of fact -- AnglePalooza. The card is stacked from top to bottom with great matchups, but the one many are talking about the most is the revamped battle royal called the Lethal Rumble. Instead of the usual 30 men, the OAOAST has decided to shake things up. The field has been cut down from 30 to 15 of the top competitors in the OAOAST. The road to AngleMania IV begins tonight, Jesse. VENTURA And I love it, Tony Schiavone. We're gonna have 14 men and 1 woman compete in an over the top rope battle royal to determine who'll get a shot at the heavyweight champion of the world at AngleMania IV. Vince McMahon isn't gonna tell you Virgil has a chance at winning the Royal Rumble here. The talent that'll be involved in the Lethal Rumble is incredible. I mean, Alfdogg, the former champion of the world, has returned for this event. SCHIAVONE Speaking of Alfdogg, our cameras caught this earlier today. EARLIER TODAY Caboose is seen at the refreshment table backstage, when he is approached by Alfdogg! ALF Caboose, long time no see! Little refreshment before the big event, I see. CABOOSE Can I *help* you with something, Alf? ALF Oh no, of course not. You of all people should know that I've never needed your help to get what I want. I certainly didn't need it to capture the OAOAST World title from you, did I? The only thing that's going to help me tonight is knowing that it'll be YOUR job to call the action tonight, as you watch me reascend to my rightful spot at the top of the OAOAST. CABOOSE You know what? You're right. And this will be my most fun night on the job right here tonight, knowing that your career will END after tonight. ALF Is that right. Well, I take great pride in knowing that you enjoy calling my matches so much, Caboose. And it should be even more fun for you, then, when you have the honor of calling MY match...in the main event at AngleMania. And whether it be Drek *or* AJ that come out with the belt tonight, I know you'll enjoy it more than ever at AngleMania, when I wipe the mat with them... Alf pauses at this point to grab one of the giant shrimp from the food table. ALF (CONT'D) ...and celebrate with the World title as you watch on, once again. *takes a bite of the shrimp* ALF Enjoy your night on the job...I know I will. Alf walks off as Caboose watches in disgust. We return to Tony and Jesse on the interview stage. A grin on Ventura's face. SCHIAVONE What's with the grin? VENTURA After seeing that footage, I just realize somethin'. If Caboose should ever got down, I'd get my spot back at the announce booth. No more split time a la the time Bobby Heenan took over a majority of my broadcasting duties at WCW. Then again, I should be happy gettin' paid the big money that I do just to do this every other month, and the occasional appearance on OAOAST programming. SCHIAVONE Yeah, you should. Also tonight: Chris Stevens will face Hoff inside the unfriendly confines of a steel cage. Remember, it was Chris Stevens who put to a crashing halt Hoff's OAOAST title run just days after he won the championship at World Without End. Hoff suffered a knee injury during the blindside attack, and was forced to vacant the OAOAST Championship. VENTURA Play with pain. I got exposed to Agent Orange when I was serving my country but you don't see me bitchin'. You gotta admit, though, Tony -- Stevens has a point. He beat Hoff at Dirty Deeds, but who gets the title shot the following month? Hoff. He wins the title and then goes on HeldDOWN and gives Crystal a return match. It should of been Chris Stevens getting that title shot, not Crystal. Talk about your northern exposure. If Stevens beats Hoff again, there's no way anybody could deny him a shot at the title. Besides, how cool of a name is Chris Stevens? It's like Jesse Ventura, Tony Brannigan, Dan Black, Zack Malibu, and Drek Stone -- those are all cool names. SCHIAVONE What about Scotty Static? I find that a hip name. VENTURA That's just trying too hard. Scotty's parents must of hated him pretty bad when he was born. His mother and father must've seen how small of a ding-a-ling he had and figured, "screw him, he won't be able to give us grandchildren with that pea-sized penis." SCHIAVONE Come on, Jess. Did you really have to go there? Let's move on. We also have Candie vs. Holly-Wood for the Women's title. VENTURA I can't believe Holly's actions this past Thursday on HeldDOWN. I mean, did she really have to attack Candie? It's not her fault Holly has a low opinion of herself. She sees all the magazine and movie offers Candie's gettin', and she's jealous. She's as bad as Krista and Alix. But tonight the sweet and tastey Candie will get her revenge, when she'll take away the Women's championship from Wood. SCHIAVONE Since you brought up Krista's and Alix's names, how about their match against The Original Elite, for the OAOAST World tag team championship? VENTURA You already know who I'm pickin'. I just can't root for a team who has a member that hates Christmas, Tony. But I wonder Schiavone, do Alix and Krista even like men? They're always puttin' down their gender counterparts. I mean, men can make women feel good in ways women can't do to each other, you know what I mean? Are you okay, Tony? Your face is red. Schiavone's face is red in embrassment. He's having trouble holding back laughter while Ventura laughs at him. Tony regains his composure and continues on. SCHIAVONE (wiping away tears) Oh, Lordy. You've got your A-game on tonight, Jess. VENTURA I always got my A-game. SCHIAVONE Oh. Give me your thoughts on the 24/7 title match between the champion, David Geddon, and The Phenom. VENTURA The Phenom has raised quite a few eyebrows since entering the OAOAST. Some of his past actions prove he's willing to do whatever it takes to win. That's why I think he'll take home to the title tonight. SCHIAVONE We haven't seen a corporation crash and burn so fast since Eron, but that's exactly what's happened to Jim Cornette Enterprises. With no Jim Cornette ringside, the New New Midnight Express and The Saints will attempt to settle their differences in the ring. VENTURA Ah, I think that's wishful thinkin' on James E.'s part. The New New Midnight Express are former tag team champions, but The Saints have had a fire lit under them since joining J.C.E. It could go either way, but I gotta go with The Saints. Who doesn't love Synth? If I had more hair, I'd grow an afro. You should too, Schiavone. SCHIAVONE I don't think that would be a pleasent sight. We've already covered The Original Elite/COD match, but Zack Malibu also has another title match tonight -- the Fatal 4-Way for the X-Division title. Can Zack become the first triple threat winner in the OAOAST -- World, tag and X-Division champion? VENTURA I'm not sure what the Elite's line of thinking is when it came to tonight. I mean, Zack's gotten Dan and Tony is all sorts of trouble with Chicks Over Dicks, while he has trouble of his own with the X-Division champion Leon Rodez. I think Zack should of replaced himself with Tony when he got booked into the Fatal 4-Way. It's a huge injustice that Watts is letting Malibu pull not double, but TRIPLE-DUTY. His best bet is to let the other 3 men in the match beat the hell outta each other and sneak it for the pin. Panther and Chris Bryte feuded throughout 2004, so either one of them winning wouldn't be a surprise, but I'm gonna say tonight will be the night the elite defy all odds. Zack Malibu captures the X-Title. And Rodez goes back to shaving his legs. SCHIAVONE That brings us to the OAOAST Championship match: the returning A.J. Flaire challengers the champion, Drek Stone. VENTURA A.J. is one of the best wrestlers to have ever walked into the OAOAST, but he's coming in as the challenger against a man who has skyrockted up the OAOAST since his arrival last year. It's gonna be tough for Drek, but I gotta go with the champion of the world. Flaire's gonna be wishing his back never healed after tonight. SCHIAVONE Ladies and gentlemen, at this time I'm honored to welcome in our guest, the Chairman of the Board "Cowboy" Bill Watts. Bill, I understand you have a big announcement as it relates to the OAOAST tag team championship and AngleMania IV. Dressed casually and looking very grandfatherly with his glasses on, a very upbeat Chairman of the Board appears next to Tony and Jesse. WATTS Has the OAOAST has kicked off the new year red hot or what, Tony? Before I go into detail about the announcement I have to make, I wanna say two things first. One, I wanna thank the fans for making 2004 the most successful year in OAOAST history, and for allowing us into their homes for tonight's event, which we believe will be one of our best. Two, on behalf of everybody in the OAOAST, we'd like to send out our best wishes and congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Donald Trump. If you think things are hot tonight, things will be gettin' even hotter in the weeks to come because I'm proud to announce, that beginning this Thursday, February 3rd, a single-elimination tag team tournament will take place on HeldDOWN~! to decide who'll face the World's tag team champions at AngleMania IV, with the finals taking place at our next pay-per-view event -- Zero Hour. Invitations were sent out to 9 teams -- all of which accepted -- informing them about the tournament and its rules. There will be two 4 team conferences named after two of the best tag teams in OAOAST history -- the Los Infernales Conference and Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference -- with the winning team receiving the Anderson Cup, named after one of the greatest tag team specialists "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson, and tag title match at AngleMania IV. Now I know some of you are thinking, didn't he say 9 teams received invites to the tournament? Then how come they are two 4 team conferences? Very simple. The loser of tonight's World's tag team title match will participate in the Anderson Cup. In addition to either Black T or C.O.D. being involved in the tournament, so will the following: Hell's Hitmen, the former World's tag team champions the New New Midnight Express, current HI-YAH International tag team champions The Love Doctors, The Saints, the Frankensteiners, the Fanboiz -- for their victory in the Invitation by Anarchy tag match last November -- and the Global Party XChange! "GPX!" "GPX!" "GPX!" WATTS I personally look forward to this tournament because it shows the depth of the tag team scene in the OAOAST, unlike those so-called wrestling promotions up North. Now, if you'd all direct your attention to the AngleTron for the revealing of the brackets. OPENING ROUND LOS INFERNALES CONFERENCE GPX vs. The Love Doctors * The Saints vs. Fanboiz MIRACLE WEIRDNESS CONNECTION CONFERENCE Black T/C.O.D. vs. New New Midnight Express Hell's Hitmen vs. Frankensteiners * SEMI-FINALS February 17th ANDERSON CUP FINALS Minneapolis, Minnesota Zero Hour, February 27th live on Pay-Per-View * February 3rd WATTS The Finals will take place in Minneapolis, Minnesota, Sunday, February 27th. We're gonna kick things off this Thursday with one match from each conference. It'll be the Global Party XChange vs. The Love Doctors and Hell's Hitmen vs. the Frankensteiners. What makes professional wrestling the greatest sport in the world, Tony and Jesse, is that we don't have salary caps, so our playing fields are level. Everybody in this sport knows it takes all but 3 seconds or a quick and painful submission hold to win a match. That's why teams like the Fanboys and Frankensteiners will be very dangerous in this tournament. While they'll be heavy underdogs, remember the Fanboiz defeated 5 other teams at Thanksgiving Star Wars last November, and that the Frankensteiners have become one of the most feared tag teams overseas, and scored a huge upset this past Thursday night. With that said, let's get tonight's card underway. Let's hook 'em up! SCHIAVONE Alrighty. Beginning this Thursday, a tournament will take place on HeldDOWN~! to determine which team will get a shot at OAOAST tag team title match at AngleMania IV. We certainly look forward to that. But it's time to begin our first major event of the new year. Every major championship is on the line tonight, as well as a steel cage match between Chris Stevens and the former OAOAST Champion Hoff, not to mention the World title match involving the Champion Drek Stone and the returning A.J. Flaire. We'll also announce the location of AngleMania IV. VENTURA My good friend, Donald Trump, the owner of the OAOAST is gonna announce it personally. SCHIAVONE That's right. It's gonna be a good one. Let's go to the ring and Michael Buffer! With Michael Cole, The Coach and Caboose calling the action from Sofa Central! Guys?

Thanks. I feel the execution could've been better but I think it came off really well, considering it was a rush job. I'm very pleased with what I've written for next week. I'm kinda kicking myself for not using an older show like 90210 or Melrose Place for J.R.'s TV viewing. J.R. trying to become cool by watching a show that's been long gone would of worked better because he'd be a few years behind in the cool department. And here's a bit of useless triva -- I haven't seen the O.C. More feedback to come.

* DUN DUN DUN DUNNA, DUN DUN DUNNA * Across a river, over a bunch of mountains, through fields, sweeping past trees and bushes, hovering over the skyline of New York City, the OAOAST logo flies through the air...before sweeping down, brushing past an elderly man who seems understandably shocked to see six over-sized letters fly past him. The logo continues going, nearing a house...which luckily, a woman is leaving, meaning the logo can sweep through the open door, continuing on down the hallfway and into the living room where a young kid is sat on his computer. It sweeps past him, hitting the computer...which explodes with a flash, lighting up much to the kid shock and delight. THE OAOAST...WHAT THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD IS READING~! TONIGHT... New New Midnight Express vs. The Saints 24/7 TITLE MATCH The Phenom vs. Devin Geddon © WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH Candie vs. Holly-Wood © FATAL 4-WAY X-TITLE MATCH Chris Bryte vs. Panther vs. Zack Malibu vs. Leon Rodez © STEEL CAGE MATCH Chris Stevens vs. Hoff OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH Chicks Over Dicks vs. The Original Elite © OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH A.J. Flaire vs. Drek Stone © LETHAL RUMBLE 15 wrestlers compete in an over the top rope battle royal to determine who will face the OAOAST Champion at ANGLEMANIA IV THE ROAD TO ANGLEMANIA BEGINS TONIGHT!

Segment involving The Saints and NNMX

This was the first Shootin' It Up I managed to read entirely, and I really enjoyed it. After reading the quote above, I just realized Dan and I became a team the same way D-X (HBK & HHH) did -- thrown into a tag match against their two biggest rivals at the time. And yeah, we should move these to HE so they can be archived, as well as the Mid-South match and Zack's T.O.E. formation segments.

I already called the opener with my match. I'll put the 4-Way on second. Judging from this past HD, looks like the AP card is all set.

I would give detailed feedback, but as I was writing it on the Fast Reply option, I went in and edited the part of the show that has Black T's and Cappa's promos because the way the show was originally formated, it had Cappa beating up Watts, then Watts returning to announce the stips for next week's BT-Saints title match which wouldn't make sense considering Bill got beaten with a baseball bat. By now you know what happened. I lost everything I had written when I edited the show. So, let me say I really enjoyed the show. After I lost the feedback I had written I stopped reading the show and won't finish it off until later today, but shout outs to Zack and Patty for the 6-man tag. Everybody did a good job.

OAOAST Tag Team Title Match: The Saints vs. The Original Elite, represented by Black T

Okay, AP will be held in Toronto. New New Midnight Express vs. The Saints

Black T respond to The Saints

Whatever happened to WCW Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel? The last time I remember seeing him was on The Main Event preshow before The Great American Bash 1995. What did he do in WCW besides being Commish? Did he have a say in booking, or just a figurehead position on TV? What was the deal with the snake biting Jake Roberts -- or should I say Jake making the snake bite him? -- at Halloween Havoc '92?

Since I rather leave some form of feedback (even if it's small) than none at all, let me just say I've only managed to skim the show, but I enjoyed what I've read. NY did a great job considering the circumstances, but that isn't a shock since he's one of the best writers we have. GPX delivered another one of their trademark promos. Heck, all the promos were well done. I also gotta give props to Eskimo for writing TLD-BT. He did a great job making both teams look good while giving TLD their big win. I liked the cold opening at the beginning. It was a break from the usual open then cut to graphics we do. It felt old school, but I can't remember ever seeing that, lol. But I liked it.

Oddly enough, Rob appeared on The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno last night, promoting Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo. I didn't even know there'd be a sequel to DB. Who wrote the Alix promo with TT? It looked like Zack's writing...

The Saints in action Promos from Black T and Love Doctors