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* BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM POW * LIVE IRVING, TEXAS The fans in attendence scream at the top of their lungs as the cameras PAN around the sea of mass in the stands and on the field of Texas Stadium for the OAOAST's lastest pay-per-view event. Supported by 4 steel beams, the ELIMINATION CHAMBER, looms above the ring. We cut to the INTERVIEW STAGE located near the entranceway, where Tony Schiavone & Jesse "The Body" Ventura are standing by. Tony's in a tuxedo, while "The Body" is sporting a leather jacket and snake-skin boots. SCHIAVONE The promotion the New York Times called "the damnest thing on television today" is back on the air LIVE from Irving, Texas. Welcome to Thanksgiving Star Wars! Tony Schiavone alongside my broadcast partner for the webcast being aired on OAOAST.com, Jesse "The Body" Ventura. Jess, it's been 10 years since we last worked together. Great to be back with you once again. VENTURA And those were the greatest 10 years of my life, Schiavone. But I'm pumped up for Thanksgiving Star Wars. And you know why I'm pumped up? The Elimination Chamber match! 6 of the very best the OAOAST has to offer will compete for the vacant OAOAST World heavyweight championship. In 1969 I was at war, so I know what war is like, but I can't imagine what it'll be like inside that chamber. I had the jungles of Vietnam to roam around, these 6 will be inside a claustrophbic chamber then released into a ring surround by tons of steel. It's going to be one helluva match, and one helluva night. I can't wait to get things started. SCHIAVONE Before we do, let me welcome in the Chairman of the Board, "Cowboy" Bill Watts, for some thoughts on tonight. Bill, another great crowd on hand. WATTS That's right, Tony. On behalf of the entire OAOAST, from all our employees around the world, and the owner of the OAOAST himself, Donald Trump, we hope everybody here and those watching at home had a great Thanksgiving, and thank you for choosing the OAOAST for your place to see the toughest men and women in this sport compete for some of the richest prizes in professional wrestling today. I'd also like to send out a special welcome and thank you to all our men and women stationed overseas, who are watching tonight's event on the Armed Forces Network. We believe the matches scheduled for tonight are gonna be hard-hitting, in your face smash mouth wrestling, the way wrestling ought to be. That's why we're kickin' things off with the New New Midnight Express taking on Hell's Hitmen and ending with the Elimination Chamber, where a new World's champion will be crown. It's unfortunate the recognize OAOAST World heavyweight champion won't be able to defend his title due to injury, but considering the talent involved it's fitting tonight's show is called Thanksgiving STAR WARS. Hours from now one man or woman will have the honor of holding a title only a select few have ever held -- the OAOAST championship. I'm ready. I know you and Jesse are ready. I know the FANS are ready. So let's hook 'em up! Crowd POPS. SCHIAVONE Fans, this promises to be the greatest night in the history of this sport. With that said, let's send it to the men who'll call the action at Sofa Central. Those 3 dudes with attitudes, the resident metrosexual, the black guy, and the two-time OAOAST Champion, are seated at the happest place on earth SOFA CENTRAL~! COLE Hello again, every one. I'm Michael Cole, here with the Coach and Caboose at SOFA CENTRAL~! Guys, Thanksgiving Star Wars is finally here. Tonight we'll see a new heavyweight champion crown, in front of a sold out crowd of 65,846. CABOOSE I thought Bill Watts said it best: Somebody will have the honor of holding the OAOAST championship later tonight. I had the pleasure of winning the championship on two seperate occasions, beating two sure-fire Hall of Famers in Anglesault and Zack Malibu. Without question the greatest nights of my professional career. I cannot explain the feeling you get when you hear the referee slap the mat for the 3 count, and then hands you the gold. There's a certain bond between the former champions, even though all us have different views on various things. Winning that championship is hard enough once, let alone twice. And that's what Crystal will try to do later tonight. But she's going to have to beat 5 other men: Axel, Chris Stevens, Drek Stone, Ragdoll and Sly Sommers. COACH After watching the Bondathon on Spike TV, I'm ready for some wrestling, baby! And I know MY girl will take home the gold for the second time. The Coach has the bubbly, the hotel room, and the condoms ready for tonight's celebration. HOLLA! CABOOSE Tell me, Coach -- have you ever put a condom on a banana, and then up your-- Coach & Caboose argue away from the camera. COLE Our first match will pit two teams who have develop quite a rivalry over the past few months, and I'm talking about the New New Midnight Express and Hell's Hitmen. It all began on August 19, when Hell's Hitmen were found laid out in a DUMPSTER minutes before their tag title match versus the Global Party XChange. As OAOAST officials checked on the Hitmen, Jim Cornette offered his team's services as replacements. Officials gave them the match after GPX told Bill Watts they'd allow the Midnights to replace Hell's Hitmen, and the New New Midnight Express went on to win the gold. We'd later find out Jim Cornette tried to get Hell's Hitmen to sign a contract with Jim Cornette Enterprises, instead it ended up being a contract giving the NNMX Hell's Hitmen's title shot, and that lead to the events of August 19. Now they're set to meet. But not before having one last run-in with one another. We're about to show you footage involving the New New Midnight Express and Hell's Hitmen, from an event held in Oklahoma City Saturday night. It was a singles match between "Narcissistic" Ned and JINGUS, but as you're about to see, a couple of minutes into the match things became very chaotic. THIS PAST WEEKEND JINGUS lifts a dazed "Narcissistic" Ned up for a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER, but Jim Cornette saves his man, jumping on the apron, distracting the Devilman who drops Ned in favor of drilling Cornette with a big right hand. Corny flops on the apron, then to the arena floor. Ned CLOTHESLINES JINGUS OVER THE TOP ROPE. "Sarcastic" Simon stomps on JINGUS on the outside, as "Narcissistic" Ned keeps referee Nick Patrick distracted. The Sadist...BIG BOOT! Simon is down. The Sadist has Singleton set for a POWERBOMB. No-- "Narcissistic" Ned with a double-axehandle off the top, to the back. Ned & Sadist exchange haymakers. Knee into the gut of Ned... Sadist drops Blanchard across the security railing. * DING DING DING DING * "Cowboy" Bill Watts leads a group of officials, including agent Terry Funk, and OAOAST security ringside to break up the brawl between Hell's Hitmen and the New New Midnight Express. "LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!" COLE (Voice Over) At this point in the match, referee Nick Patrick called for the bell. DQ'ing both men. But as you can hear, the fans wanted officials to let these guys settle things like men. So Bill Watts had a discussion with OAOAST security forces and Nick Patrick to figure out what they wanted to do. Two security officials hand Watts a PAIR OF HANDCUFFS, which are given to Nick Patrick after Watts whispers something into his ear. Patrick walks to the corner of the ring, where ring announcer Michael Buffer awaits. COLE (V.O.) With is "give the fans what they want" approach, "Cowboy" Bill Watts restarted the match under the stipulation that "Sarcastic" Simon and The Sadist be handcuffed to the ringpost. Easier said than done. ...The Sadist refuses to let OAOAST officials cuff him. OAOAST agent Terry Funk is sent to make sure Sadist is cuffed to the ringpost, but the Sadist CHOKESLAMS FUNK ON THE ARENA FLOOR! All of the officials and security forces who came down to ringside rush The Sadist, using his own straitjacket to contain his rage, allowing security to cuff him to the post. While all of the officials are busy with Sadist, Jim Cornette throws his TENNIS RACKET over the top rope to "Narcissistic" Ned who uses it to WHACK JINGUS ACROSS THE BACK... ...Ned hits JINGUS with the SLINGSHOT SUPLEX! 1... 2... JINGUS BENCH PRESSES NED ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! The Devilman kicks Ned in the midsection over and over again until Ned's backfirst on the top turnbuckle. Once he is, JINGUS lifts the Handsome Hustler up in a TORTURE RACK, then slams him over his shoulders facefist on the mat. BURNING HAMMER (Reverse DVD)! 1... 2... 3! * DING DING DING * BUFFER The winner of the match...JINGUS! Jim Cornette runs, or waddles depending on the way you look at it, to the other side of the ring, hitting the official who's responsible for releasing the two men cuffed to the ringpost with his tennis racket. Cornette grabs the key and heads over to the corner where "Sarcastic" Simon is at, freeing the Sultan of Sarcasm. Cornette HAMMERS JINGUS ACROSS THE BACK WITH THE RACKET. JINGUS turns around, and sticks James E. between his legs. He's going to GANSO BOMB Jim Cornette! Simon WHACKS JINGUS FROM BEHIND WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD. Unfazed, JINGUS drops Cornette and LIFTS UP SIMON BY THE HEAD, the prelude to the CLAWSLAM. Cornette hits JINGUS low with the tennis racket. JINGUS doubles over, allowing Simon & Cornette to simultaneously nail JINGUS across the head and legs with a STEEL CHAIR (head) & TENNIS RACKET (legs). Jim Cornette blasts referee Nick Patrick with the racket... The New New Midnight Express with the ROCKET LAUNCHER. Simon, Ned and Cornette head outside the ring, where they circle around The Sadist like a pack of wild dogs. All 3 men attack Sadist, hitting him with chairs and Cornette's tennis racket. * DING * Simon Singleton blasted The Sadist with the ringbell. The Sadist's HEAD IS RAMMED INTO THE RINGPOST UNTIL HE'S BUSTED WIDE OPEN. Blood pours out of the Sadist's forehead. OAOAST officials come out to restore order. As officials escort the NNMX backstage, Jim Cornette throws a Thanksgiving Star Wars t-shirt in the face of The Sadist. * DING DING DING DING *

Maybe this was already answered, but how did the WWF Commissionership/President go from Jack Tunney to Gorilla Monsoon to Sgt. Slaughter?

You could use the South Central Militia, FanBoys & Love Doctors (unless Eskimo doesn't want them used).

I read the Heavenly Bodies teamed with Brian Pillman & Steve Austin against the Rock 'n' Roll Express, Ricky Steamboat & Shane Douglas. When was that? I assume sometime during the SMW-WCW working agreement. And does anybody know if the match was good? Considering the talent involved it sounds like it would.

I love skimmed through the matches, but I liked what I read. All the skits were well written too. Only little complaint I have is with the skit where Ragdoll hitting Watts going on before the segment where Tony Schiavone conducts an interview with Bill about the events that occured in Japan. It should of been the other way around, IMO. Also, Watts is the Chairman of the Board, not a GM. COD is just a fancy name for Commissioner, but if we really wanted to go old school, he could be the Executive Vice President of OAOAST. Great promo from Hoff. I've loved his storyline thus far. Enjoyed the Chris, James, Matthews & Rodez segment, as well as the Stone/Stevens segment. Good promo from the new AWOL group. Awesome confrontation between Malibu & the GPX. About time Zack has the time to write for GPX again. It's been a while. Barry Horowitz? That alone gets a thumbs up from me. Good win for Glory by Anarchy. I know the tag division has experience a boom, and while the number of teams around might be a lot, I remind you that's what HI-YAH is for -- a place to send off teams who aren't doing anything and bringing them back after a tour of Japan. I also like the way we use squash matches. Maybe it's because of the other stories and action going on that squashes fit right in without looking out of place, like the way TNA's squash matches do. Absolutely loved The Body Shop, it was everything I would of liked it to be when I would write them, but because of inexperience they didn't turn out as well as I would of liked. Awesome job. The squash match involving Hell's Hitmen came off better than I thought it would. Good stuff from Zack & Calvin. Old school finish for an old school-type of guy.

Narcissistic Ned vs. JINGUS

Who's posting the show? Hoff?

Why was Michael Buffer brought in? And how much did he make?

Who was in charge of WCW when they did the mini-movie for Superbrawl III? I want to say it was still under Bill Watts, and if it was, did he actually approve it, or who did? I know they did one for Halloween Havoc '92. Jim Cornette & the Heavenly Bodies appearing on Saturday Night. Where was that going? Was it just until Superbrawl or did WCW have other things in mind? Who was in the running to take over WCW when Watts left? I've read things naming people from Tony Schiavone to Terry Funk.

Whatever happened to Fifi? She was Ric Flair's maid/valet and disappeared by Starrcade 1993.

How long did it take for Bobby Heenan to replace Jesse "The Body" Ventura from WCW programming? I know Jesse's last broadcasting gig was at Bash at the Beach '94, announcing the Vader-Angel & Rhodes/Anderson vs. Funk/Bunkhouse Buck matches, but I mean, did Heenan take over Jesse's Saturday Night, Clash, Worldwide & PPV announce duties immediately after arriving? Why did WCW drop the Great American Bash for two years? Better yet, why the hell did they drop it in favor of Beach Blast/Bash at the Beach? In 1992, they had those two events back-to-back, so I don't understand why they'd drop the Bash for BB/BatB.

I've been having a hard time accessing the feedback thread, as I kept getting these damn board errors saying I'm not logged-in when I am, so I won't be able to give detailed feedback this time around except for I thought the show looked good. I had no idea Hoff was dropping the title so soon, one helluva announcement by "Cowboy" Bill. As for the SCM, I've never been happy with a lot of the promos I've written due to me rushing to finish them, but I felt their promo was perhaps the strongest one I've ever written. Their debut promo was rather blah so I tried to spice them up this week. The build for the NNMX-HH match has been months in the making. Never did I realize the little things that happened between the two would become a feud months later. And TSW has nothing to do with the movie! It's a great name! Excuse me while I cry.

Yep. Feel free to use it. That goes to everybody who'd like to spice up their interview as well.

As the others have said, awesome thread. One of the best this forum has ever seen. I'd love to hear Loss' comments on the Bill Watts era. I'm a huge mark for that time period, 1992 in general, and even though Watts did some stupid things (banning off the top rope moves), I thought his run was good. As a matter of fact, I have an old WCW Magazine where Jim Ross writes about the matches that'll take place at Halloween Havoc '92, and I wondering to myself, why the hell did they change it. Without looking at the magazine.... Ricky Steamboat vs. Steve Austin for the TV Title; Steiners vs. Gordy & Williams for the Unified Tag Titles; Cactus Jack vs. Dustin Rhodes, Falls Count Anywhere; Rude vs. Chono; Sting vs. Jake Roberts

South Central Militia vs. GPX Hell's Hitmen in action

* DUN DUN DUN DUNNA, DUN DUN DUNNA * Across a river, over a bunch of mountains, through fields, sweeping past trees and bushes, hovering over the skyline of New York City, the OAOAST logo flies through the air...before sweeping down, brushing past an elderly man who seems understandably shocked to see six over-sized letters fly past him. The logo continues going, nearing a house...which luckily, a woman is leaving, meaning the logo can sweep through the open door, continuing on down the hallfway and into the living room where a young kid is sat on his computer. It sweeps past him, hitting the computer...which explodes with a flash, lighting up much to the kid shock and delight. THE OAOAST...WHAT THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD IS READING~! 6 Combatants. 5 Eliminations. One Championship.

I knew that was coming! From you too. We should of had an office pool to find out how long it'd take. Of course I would of said minutes after the thread was created, so I would of lost. Zack, you can share this one with me since you OK'd the name. I hope nobody finds Climax cheesy because that's next month's PPV. And that's courtesy of one Mr. Zack Malibu. If you think that's bad, Popick suggested "ClimaXXX." OAOAST: Home of the unique. And damn proud of it.

If you haven't already found a team, you could use the FanBoys, two nerds who dress like TV/movie characters. No hidden puns. TSW was a supercard promoted by World Class Championship Wrestling in the '80s. When Zack told me about a WCCW DVD I should check out, I looked up the promotions history and came across the name which I thought was great. PM'd Zack about naming the November PPV TSW, he agreed. That's the story of the name.

You know the drill. Show is November 28th. Send everything to Tony149. The Love Doctors vs. Black T Hell's Hitmen vs. New New Midnight Express THE SET: Since the event is taking place at Texas Stadium, a football field, the ring is positioned in the center of the field. There will be TWO ENTRANCEWAYS: One for the faces, one for the heels. No ramp this month. The wrestlers will walk out of a sliding gold star outlined with strobe lights (this is where the tunnels would be on the football field). The faces will come out from the right side of the set, the heels from the left. It's a good walk from the set to the ring, so be sure to keep that in mind. THE RING: Silver ringposts, gold ropes and black turnbuckle pads. NOTE: Please be sure to save a copy of your work, just in case its mistakenly deleted.

NNMX & South Central Mililta in action Maybe a Hell's Hitmen "promo"

Very storyline driven show, but sometimes that's a good thing. Awesome opening segment! Personally, I felt the title had fallen into a coma, but in n one show, the very first show with his Royal Hoffness as champ, there's already a number of chaotic things going on, the biggest being the cliffhanger ending. With the earlier events, a number of people could be behind the attack on Hoff. I got a kick out of the Rodez/GPX segment. Soild second outing for Phenom. Enjoyed the segments involing Derek Stone, "Devastatin'" Danny Douglas & Panther. I think I know what is being teased for the OAOAST Title match, but it was still a nice little teaser. The match and postmatch promo were rushed, but the situation between Black T & the Love Doctors we (me & Mystery Eskimo) lucked into. I saw great potential in the Docs when Eski debuted them months ago. Yeah they're gimmicky, but I felt like they could make a great babyface tag team behind our #1 face team GPX. When Ima Hoe was fired by the OAOAST, then kicked out of Black T's limo after BT felt she was becoming too attached, I invisioned her returning as the Docs manager. It made perfect sense to have her return by costing BT a match against the LDs, setting up a feud between the two. That was certainly one helluva twist Parka came up with. Hoff has compared it to a comic book, and I agree. Parka has always handled his stories well, and liked to throw the twist here and there, and it paid off. The OAOAST will miss your work, Parka.

Black T vs. Love Doctors

I agree. I've only managed to skim through the show, but damn, a lot of shit went down. With the exception of GPX, it was not a good night to walk in with a title. I wasn't expecting Hoff to win at all. It had been over a month since we've last had a title change. It'll be interesting to see where the OAOAST Championship goes from here, now that the belt is back in the hands of a heel.

I saved $4 getting it off eBay. BTW, Zack, have you ever bought any DVDs from universalwrestling.com? I found the site after reading through some of the posts at kayfabememories Mid-South-UWF forums, and some of the stuff there sounds good. From what I understand, the OAOAST's fictional Chairman's ex-wife owns the footage.

As you know, I wasn't too pleased with my stuff this week. By no means did I think it was bad, but I felt like I rushed it. Glad you liked it. Then again, I often believe somebody could write a segment about Jivin' J.R. taking a shit in a mudhole and people who say it was great. Like Patty said, good show, but not as good as last week. The patteren continues! Yo, Malibu... Got the Best of the Von Erichs DVD yesterday, great stuff. I knew what matches were going to be on the DVD, but seeing that they had pics of Ric Flair on the back cover, they better release the matches involving Slick Ric. Whoooo!