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Powerman 5000 - "Song About Nuthin'"
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She's not RUSSIAN, she's JEWISH. Yeah, she actually gets mad if you call her Russian, even though she was born in Russia, because she considers herself Jewish primarily.
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And soon after that you'll wander around the local public library with a doobie lit going "I don't know WHERE the fuck that book is, mate."
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Yeah. Perhaps laughing in the theater wholeheartedly during Brokeback Mountain was a bad idea. Though I still say that the movie was fucking awful.
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6th grade. Shit how the time flies.
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Aye. Plus it has that awesome tin casing.
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I needed indigestion relief during Matrix Revolutions.
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If you had the chance to redo any movie
Corey_Lazarus replied to theintensifier's topic in Television & Film
I concur that it should be closer to the games, but it shouldn't be the plot of the games entirely. I remember reading Romero's script for it, and it was a decent spin on the game with 2 added characters to the team that were pretty much fodder anyway but there for some added depth (sorta like how the Dawn '04 crew had the rule "taking what you're familiar with and adding a little twist to it," ya know) to the main characters. The studio said it focused too heavily on zombies, though, and then...the fucking movie was all zombies save for one Licker. That sorta peeved me, especially since the relationship between Jill and Barry was damn solid in the game, as was Wesker's true motives. I dunno, I loved how it was more of a comedy than a horror. So were the series that it was paying homage to. The only scary ones in either series were the first ones, and even then those don't really hold up too well today in terms of scare-factor (few horror movies do, and slashers RARELY hold up after even 5 years), while the majority of the sequels were gory camp. That's exactly what FVJ was: gory camp. It was everything the fanbases loved about each one (Freddy's one-liners, Jason's brutal-yet-simple kills, lame main characters that can't keep their pants on, hard rock soundtrack, reinvention about each character's boystory...okay, that last part isn't something the fanbases LOVE, but it's consistent with the prior sequels). Eh...to be fair, the Predator aligning itself with the woman was a part of the AVP comic Dark Horse put out in the late 80's/early 90's. I dug how they had Lance Henriksen play the Weyland-Yutani Company's patriarch, Bishop Weyland, since both Bishop droids were modeled to look like the company's founder. It should've taken place in the future, though, but maybe the not-too-distant of a future so as to be a good balance between the two series (since the Alien series takes place some 200 or 300 years in the future, whereas the Predator films take place modern-day). The PG-13 rating was fucking lame, as was the barely 90-minute runtime (since each Alien film is over 2 hours long, allowing for some decent character development so that when somebody gets off'd you actually feel for them), but hey: Anderson's a fuckhead. His best movie, Event Horizon, was gory, atmospheric, and over 2 hours long, but I suppose he doesn't care about quality, and just cares about the bling-bling. I actually dug the second one more than the first. A lot more predictable, but I liked hearing Jigsaw fuck with the detective face-to-face more than I did two guys arguing with a tape recorder playing. -
If you had the chance to redo any movie
Corey_Lazarus replied to theintensifier's topic in Television & Film
Hrmmm...this is a toughie. I'd probably remake White Zombie and keep the plot, but add more gore, profanity, and some minor nudity (done very tastefully). I even have a cast in mind... {Character......Actor (Original Actor) - Role Actor's Best Known For} Neil......Valentine Miele (John Harron) - Murray in Tromeo & Juliet Madeleine......Katherine Isabelle (Madge Bellamy) - Ginger in the Ginger Snaps trilogy Beaumont......Christian Bale (Robert Frazer) - Bruce Wayne in Batman Begins Dr. Bruner......Bill Moseley (Joseph Cawthorn) - Otis in The Devil's Rejects "Murder" Legendre......Morgan Freeman (Bela Lugosi) - IT'S MORGAN FUCKING FREEMAN, AND YES I THINK HE COULD PULL IT OFF Of course, the soundtrack would feature a lot of stuff by Zombi and a few White Zombie tracks for the opening credits and some scenes before the horror starts (I'm thinking "I, Zombie" and "Blood, Milk, And Sky"), and some original stuff written for the movie. -
OUR LORD AND FUCKING SAVIOR ...Lemmy Kilmister.
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S.O.D. - Bigger Than The Devil Fiendforce Records presents This Is Horrorpunk 2: The Terror Continues Comeback Kid - Wake The Dead Sepultura - Chaos AD S.O.D. - Speak English Or LIVE
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Yeah. He tends to do that. Picked up Bigger Than The Devil this weekend...not nearly as fucking awesome as Speak English Or Die, but decent.
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I found it interesting that Tietam Brown was greenlit to be a movie. Book was pretty good, nothing groundbreakingly awesome, but a very solid effort from a first-time novelist. The movie is gonna be FUCKED UP, though. Anybody else read that book? It involves testicular mutilation, exercising in the nude, analingus, brutal beatings, and Rambo II.
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I'm with KOAB. If it's a piece of shit and the person wants to crack some jokes about it, MST3K-style (which we're all guilty of)? Let 'em. But if it's a serious movie and they're just yammering away nonchalantly as if the movie wasn't there, I just say "shut up" really loud.
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...that's an amazing joke, actually. And I think Wobourn is the town you speak of, genius. Might not be, but I'm pretty sure it is. It's a decent little town with a nice little industrial area, so it's likely (though I just named half of the towns in Massachusetts).
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Mine fucking sucked the nut. One of the busiest days at work in over two months (whenever the boss isn't in the office, all of our customers seem to call in last-minute orders that need to be done that day). I had to drive from Norfolk (where the offices are) to Woburn to Westwood to Canton in the morning (which is actually only about 3 hours or so altogether), then to Warwick and West Bridgewater back to the offices in the afternoon (barely made it in 3 hours). So work was lame, especially since we had to cut a grand total of 1500 feet of various forms of cable (Cat 5e Plenum, Cat 3 PVC, and various forms of fiber optics), and considering it takes about 15 minutes to cut 200 feet of Cat 5e 4-pair (which is pretty thin and runs quickly), it took about an hour and a half to get all of the cable cut. Get home and jam out, which was good, and then go over my girlfriend's. Can't find a single party. DO YOU KNOW HOW RIDICULOUS IT IS TO NOT BE ABLE TO FIND A PARTY AROUND HERE? It's fucking Massachusetts, a predominantly Irish state. It's St. Patrick's Day, an Irish holiday. HOW ARE THERE NOT PARTIES?! So me, Steph (my girlfriend), and her brother Jon spent all night eating delicious subs and watching The 40-Year Old Virgin. Not a total loss, especially since I got some great sex at the end (though I would've preferred great DRUNKEN sex, since sex always seems better when you're hammered).
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I remember when I was still in TDR (wow, all of 3 months ago), Ricky and Ilya were trying to convince me that Rubin was a terrible producer. I shoved those three albums out at them and went "tell me he hasn't produced good shit." I handed them Cash's last album. "Tell me he hasn't produced good shit." ...they said Ross Robinson was better...and I proverbially bitch-slapped them by saying how much most of the bands he's produced has sucked.
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Rubin produced some of the best metal albums in history (the trio of Reign In Blood, South of Heaven, and Seasons in the Abyss), so I'm going to be interested to see what happens with him and Metallica.
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...this is a real song? Jeez...I love it because I hate reggaeton.
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Eh, Rude Awakening came out better than they did when I saw 'em. A lot better, actually. Eons better. And fuck Anthrax, I want SOD to tour again.
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I saw 'em right after he got DeGrasso and Pitrelli, so that might've been why.
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Fuck if I know. I missed last year's because I was busy drinking in my friend's driveway. The one time I saw Megadeth I wasn't impressed, anyway.
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There's a very good need to see Mastodon and Slayer, even if Slayer is past their prime: they're fucking Slayer.