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Emergency Picks do not cover games that don't fall on the "big day" of football. (Thursday night games, Turkey Day games, those Saturday "special" games, etc.)

9:30 p.m. • Looks like someone violated a speech code. • Speaking of !@#$%$!%!$^%&^ers in the whitehouse, look what has happened since Election Day. Stock market free-falls, Russia sends boom booms to Poland's border, Putin is waving his albino pee-pee around. Now because questioning our leaders is the most PATRIOTIC THING a person can do, I want to know what Osama's plan is. Oh, and isn't there something better we can do with the money spent on this upcoming inauguration day? We're in a RECESSION and children are starving somewhere. Wow, being PATRIOTIC is the bee's knees.

With the changes going on before our very eyes in the past couple of days, I have decided to run this contest the way a majority of voters in America want their country to be operated. That means it’s time to spread the wealth to those franchises that have been affected by the fluctuations of an unstable NFL season. It’s not fair that a poster like Harley Quinn, with a few lucky breaks, has a 6-2 record while someone down on his luck like Bob Barron only has a pair of wins to his name. For Christ’s sake, Harley, Bob’s IN YOUR OWN DIVISION. How can you just sit there atop your little hill and see how the Barrons of the world are struggling? And then there’s Canadian Chris, with a 5-3 record, and Canadian Guitarist, who is only 1-7. It’s un-American to make selfishness like this a virtue. Standings have been updated. AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > New York Jets (Gert) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > AFC NORTH Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > San Diego Chargers (909) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > NFC EAST Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > New York Giants (Cartman) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > NFC NORTH Detroit Lions (Chazz) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > Chicago Bears (Tzar Lysergic) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > Green Bay Packers (VX) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (USC) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-4 < PF: 120, PA: 120 >

Deadline has come and gone for the Thursday night game. Guess I'll be posting spreads on Tuesdays from now on.

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N.Y. Jets at Buffalo (5.5) 26-17 Detroit at Chicago (12.5) 23-27 (7.5) Jacksonville at Cincinnati 19-21 Baltimore at Cleveland (1.5) 37-27 (8.5) Tampa Bay at Kansas City 30-27 Houston at Minnesota (4.5) 28-21 (2.5) Arizona at St. Louis 34-13 Green Bay at Tennessee (5.5) 16-19 Miami at Denver (3.5) 26-17 Dallas at N.Y. Giants (8.5) 14-35 (2.5) Atlanta at Oakland 24-0 (6.5) Philadelphia at Seattle 26-7 New England at Indianapolis (6.5) 15-18 Pittsburgh at Washington (1.5) 23-6 Open date: Carolina, New Orleans, San Diego, San Francisco N.Y. Jets (Gert 5-3) d Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 2-6) 5-3 NYJ: BUF/CHI/JAX/CLE/TB/MIN/AZ/TEN/DEN/DAL/OAK/PHI/NE/PIT/16 BUF: BUF/CHI/CIN/CLE/KC/MIN/STL/TEN/DEN/NYG/OAK/SEA/IND/WAS/EP DIFF JAX/CIN, TB/KC, AZ/STL, DAL/NYG, PHI/SEA, NE/IND, PIT/WAS Detroit Lions (Chazz 2-6) d Chicago Bears (Tzar Lysergic 2-6) 7-4 DET: NYJ/DET/JAX/BAL/TB/HOU/STL/TEN/DEN/DAL/ATL/PHI/NE/PIT/13 CHI: BUF/DET/JAX/CLE/TB/HOU/STL/TEN/DEN/NYG/ATL/PHI/IND/WAS/36 DIFF: NYJ/BUF, BAL/CLE, DAL/NYG, NE/IND, PIT/WAS Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 4-4) d by Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 2-7) 9-7 JAX: BUF/CHI/JAX/BAL/TB/MIN/AZ/GB/DEN/NYG/ATL/PHI/IND/WAS/24 CIN: BUF/CHI/JAX/BAL/TB/MIN/AZ/GB/DEN/NYG/ATL/PHI/NE/PIT/10 DIFF: IND/NE, WAS/PIT, 24/10 Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 4-3-1) d Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 3-5) 7-6 BAL: BUF/CHI/JAX/BAL/TB/HOU/AZ/TEN/MIA/NYG/ATL/PHI/IND/PIT/28 CLE: BUF/DET/CIN/CLE/TB/HOU/STL/TEN/DEN/NYG/ATL/PHI/NE/WAS/17 DIFF: CHI/DET, JAX/CIN, BAL/CLE, AZ/STL, MIA/DEN, IND/NE, PIT/WAS Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 4-5) d by Kansas City Chiefs (BX 5-3) 7-8 TB: BUF/CHI/JAX/BAL/TB/MIN/AZ/TEN/DEN/NYG/ATL/PHI/IND/PIT/24 KC: BUF/DET/JAX/BAL/TB/HOU/AZ/GB/DEN/DAL/ATL/PHI/NE/PIT/20 DIFF: CHI/DET, MIN/HOU, TEN/GB, NYG/DAL, IND/NE Houston Texans (Bored 5-3) d by Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 7-1) 7-9 HOU: BUF/CHI/JAX/BAL/TB/MIN/AZ/TEN/MIA/NYG/ATL/PHI/IND/WAS/24 MIN: NYJ/DET/JAX/BAL/TB/MIN/AZ/TEN/DEN/DAL/ATL/PHI/NE/PIT/24 DIFF: BUF/NYJ, CHI/DET, MIA/DEN, NYG/DAL, IND/NE, WAS/PIT, 24/24 Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 4-4) d St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 1-7) 5-5 AZ: BUF/CHI/JAX/BAL/TB/HOU/AZ/TEN/DEN/DAL/OAK/PHI/NE/PIT/31(-34=3) STL: NYJ/CHI/JAX/CLE/TB/HOU/AZ/TEN/DEN/NYG/OAK/PHI/IND/PIT/17(-13=4) DIFF: BUF/NYJ, BAL/CLE, DAL/NYG, NE/IND, 31/17 Green Bay Packers (VX 4-4) d Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 1-6-1) 8-6 GB: BUF/DET/JAX/BAL/TB/HOU/STL/GB/MIA/NYG/ATL/PHI/NE/WAS/20 TEN: BUF/DET/JAX/CLE/TB/MIN/STL/TEN/DEN/NYG/ATL/PHI/IND/PIT/21 DIFF: BAL/CLE, HOU/MIN, GB/TEN, MIA/DEN, NE/IND, WAS/PIT, 20/21 Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 3-5) d Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 5-3) 9-8 MIA: NYJ/CHI/JAX/BAL/TB/HOU/AZ/GB/DEN/NYG/ATL/PHI/NE/PIT/26 DEN: BUF/CHI/CIN/CLE/TB/MIN/AZ/TEN/DEN/NYG/ATL/PHI/NE/PIT/27 DIFF: NYJ/BUF, JAX/CIN, BAL/CLE, HOU/MIN, GB/TEN Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 6-3) d by N.Y. Giants (Cartman 4-4) 7-9 DAL: NYJ/DET/JAX/CLE/TB/HOU/AZ/GB/DEN/DAL/ATL/PHI/IND/PIT/26 NYG: BUF/CHI/JAX/BAL/TB/MIN/AZ/TEN/MIA/NYG/ATL/PHI/NE/PIT/30 DIFF: NYJ/BUF, DET/CHI, CLE/BAL, HOU/MIN, GB/TEN, DEN/MIA, DAL/NYG, IND/NE, 26/30 Atlanta Falcons (USC 5-3) d Oakland Raiders (Smues 1-7) 8-7 ATL: BUF/DET/JAX/BAL/TB/HOU/AZ/TEN/DEN/NYG/ATL/PHI/NE/PIT/21 OAK: NYJ/CHI/JAX/BAL/TB/HOU/STL/GB/MIA/NYG/OAK/PHI/IND/PIT/EP DIFF: BUF/NYJ, DET/CHI, AZ/STL, TEN/GB, DEN/MIA, ATL/OAK, NE/IND Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 6-2) d Seattle Seahawks (UZI 4-4) 6-6 PHI: BUF/DET/JAX/BAL/TB/HOU/AZ/TEN/DEN/DAL/ATL/PHI/NE/WAS/24(-26=2) SEA: BUF/CHI/JAX/CLE/TB/MIN/AZ/TEN/DEN/DAL/ATL/PHI/NE/PIT/17(-7=10) DIFF: DET/CHI, BAL/CLE, HOU/MIN, WAS/PIT, 24/17 New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 6-2) d Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 4-4) 10-3 NE: NYJ/CHI/JAX/BAL/TB/MIN/AZ/TEN/MIA/NYG/ATL/PHI/NE/PIT/24 IND: BUF/CHI/JAX/CLE/TB/MIN/STL/TEN/DEN/DAL/ATL/SEA/NE/WAS/21 DIFF: NYJ/BUF, BAL/CLE, AZ/STL, MIA/DEN, NYG/DAL, PHI/SEA, PIT/WAS Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus 4-4) d by Washington Redskins (Human Fly 7-2) 8-8 PIT: BUF/CHI/CIN/BAL/TB/MIN/AZ/GB/DEN/NYG/ATL/PHI/IND/WAS/17(-23=6) WAS: NYJ/DET/JAX/BAL/TB/HOU/STL/TEN/MIA/NYG/ATL/PHI/NE/WAS/18(-6=12) DIFF: BUF/NYJ, CHI/DET, CIN/JAX, MIN/HOU, AZ/STL, GB/TEN, DEN/MIA, IND/NE, 17/18 Open date: Carolina (Fazzle 5-3), New Orleans (Brooklyn Zoo 3-5), San Diego (909 5-3), San Francisco (Devo 6-2)

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I had robo-calls from McCain AND Osama this afternoon at work. I cheered and did cartwheels when the honorable senator from Arizona called me, and I booed and hissed when the community organizer axed for my vote tomorrow.

Deadline has come and gone: Buffalo (Barron) and Oakland (Smues) are using EPs.

What I forgot to mention is that when the Phillies won, she bust out a string of expletives because she knew Rendell had to be somewhere cheering. I still don't understand when/how she became more partisan than me. Another story: On Sunday during the Steeler game she asked what a "safety" was. I tried to explain to her what it was (the 2 points, not the position), and she said "that just seems weird" and added that she wanted to see one. She went upstairs. A few minutes later the Steelers backup long snapper, well, you know...

9 p.m. • OK, here is why I stay married. Mrs. kkk isn’t much into baseball. In fact, she can’t stand the sport. Too boring, she says. However, this postseason had her hop on the Rays bandwagon. Well, not really. But when the World Series began she starting cheering for the former Satan Fish. Why? Because they were playing a team from Philadelphia. She hates ANYTHING from Philadelphia. Why? Because that is the town that used to be run by former mayor, and current governor, Ed Rendell. It’s actually amusing to hear her yell “Fatass!” every time Fast Eddie appears on television. And it’s equally amusing to hear her ask questions about baseball. Last night I was upstairs messing around on the computer figuring out bills, and when I came downstairs there she was watching the last half-inning of the World Series. It was odd to share the following conversation with her: “What does ‘pinch-run’ mean?” “Huh?” “Tampa. They said they brought in a pinch runner.” “That means they replaced the current person on base with someone else.” “Why?” “Because that person is probably a faster runner and can steal a base or reach third base on the next hit.” “Isn’t that cheating?” “No.” “Oh.” Hopefully this will mean whenever I have a baseball game playing on the television next year she won’t be so quick to bitch. Probably not. • If he actually did take food without paying then congrats on the buffet’s management for having the balls to do something about it. Now if the spineless upper management bitches don’t wilt under the pressure to play nice everything will be gravy. I know time are rough in this DREADED BUSH ECONOMY, but pay the seven goddamn dollars. Even I’m not that cheap. • While many remember Ice Cube's "Death Certificate" album for its "No Vaseline" diss track aimed at NWA, others took offense to the less-than-a-minute interludey "Black Korea" (with the "Oriental one-penny-counting motherfuckers"). However, my favorite song out of all them was "A Bird In The Hand." Honorable mention goes to "My Summer Vacation." • Since I'm in an early 1990s Ice Cube kick, here's a song from a while back that I couldn't find the first time around for whatever reason. And I still don't want that piece of shit Bryant Gumbel.

Very true, however the Pirates don't want to pay any top picks, so they end up drafting poor anyway.

I was all about the '02 World Series. Fuck Barry Bonds. Fuck Racist Dusty.

Standings are up... Oakland @ at Baltimore (7.5) Arizona @ Carolina (4.5) Tampa Bay @ Dallas (2.5) (7.5) Washington @ Detroit (1.5) Buffalo @ Miami St. Louis @ New England (7.5) (3.5) San Diego @ New Orleans Kansas City @ N.Y. Jets (13.5) Atlanta @ Philadelphia (8.5) Cleveland @ Jacksonville (7.5) N.Y. Giants @ Pittsburgh (2.5) Seattle @ San Francisco (5.5) Cincinnati @ Houston (9.5) Indianapolis @ Tennessee (4.5) Open date: Chicago, Denver, Green Bay, Minnesota Week 8 Oakland Raiders (Smues 1-6) d by Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 3-3-1) 6-7 OAK: OAK/CAR/DAL/WAS/BUF/NE/SD/NYJ/PHI/CLE/NYG/SF/CIN/IND/27 BAL: BAL/CAR/TB/WAS/BUF/NE/NO/NYJ/ATL/JAX/PIT/SEA/HOU/TEN/27 DIFF: OAK/BAL, DAL/TB, SD/NO, PHI/ATL, CLE/JAX, NYG/PIT, SF/SEA, CIN/HOU, IND/TEN Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 3-4) d by Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 5-3) 5-8 AZ: BAL/CAR/TB/WAS/MIA/NE/SD/KC/ATL/JAX/NYG/SF/CIN/IND/16 CAR: BAL/CAR/DAL/WAS/MIA/NE/NO/NYJ/PHI/JAX/PIT/SF/HOU/TEN/EP DIFF: TB/DAL, SD/NO, KC/NYJ, ATL/PHI, NYG/PIT, CIN/HOU, IND/TEN Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 4-4) d by Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 6-2) 7-7+TB TB: BAL/CAR/TB/WAS/BUF/STL/NO/NYJ/PHI/JAX/NYG/SF/HOU/IND/20(-9=11) DAL: BAL/CAR/DAL/WAS/MIA/NE/NO/KC/ATL/JAX/NYG/SF/CIN/IND/21(-13=8) DIFF: TB/DAL, BUF/MIA, STL/NE, NYJ/KC, PHI/ATL, HOU/CIN, 20/21 Washington Redskins (Human Fly 6-2) d Detroit Lions (Chazz 1-6) 6-4 WAS: BAL/CAR/TB/WAS/BUF/NE/SD/NYJ/PHI/JAX/NYG/SF/HOU/TEN/24 DET: OAK/AZ/TB/WAS/BUF/NE/NO/NYJ/ATL/CLE/PIT/SF/CIN/IND/10 DIFF: BAL/OAK, CAR/AZ, SD/NO, PHI/ATL, JAX/CLE, NYG/PIT, HOU/CIN, TEN/IND, 24/10 Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 2-5) d by Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 2-5) 4-6 BUF: OAK/CAR/TB/WAS/BUF/NE/NO/KC/ATL/JAX/NYG/SF/CIN/TEN/17 MIA: BAL/CAR/TB/WAS/BUF/NE/NO/NYJ/PHI/JAX/NYG/SF/HOU/TEN/17 DIFF: OAK/BAL, KC/NYJ, ATL/PHI, CIN/HOU, 17/17 St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 1-6) d by New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 5-2) 4-9 STL: OAK/AZ/TB/WAS/BUF/NE/SD/NYJ/ATL/JAX/PIT/SF/HOU/TEN/17 NE: BAL/AZ/TB/WAS/MIA/NE/NO/NYJ/PHI/JAX/PIT/SEA/HOU/TEN/24 DIFF: OAK/BAL, BUF/MIA, SD/NO, ATL/PHI, SF/SEA San Diego Chargers (909 5-3) d New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 3-5) 4-4+TB SD: OAK/CAR/DAL/WAS/BUF/NE/SD/NYJ/ATL/JAX/NYG/SEA/CIN/IND/27(-32=5) NO: OAK/CAR/DAL/WAS/BUF/NE/SD/NYJ/PHI/JAX/NYG/SF/CIN/IND/27(-37=10) DIFF: ATL/PHI, SEA/SF, 27/27 Kansas City Chiefs (BX 4-3) d N.Y. Jets (Gert 4-3) 7-5 KC: OAK/CAR/DAL/WAS/BUF/STL/SD/NYJ/PHI/CLE/NYG/SF/CIN/TEN/3 NYJ: BAL/CAR/TB/WAS/MIA/NE/SD/NYJ/PHI/JAX/PIT/SF/HOU/IND/27 DIFF: OAK/BAL, DAL/TB, BUF/MIA, STL/NE, CLE/JAX, NYG/PIT, CIN/HOU, TEN/IND, 3/27 Atlanta Falcons (USC 4-3) d by Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 5-2) ATL: BAL/AZ/TB/WAS/BUF/NE/SD/KC/ATL/JAX/NYG/SF/CIN/IND/21(-14=7) PHI: OAK/CAR/DAL/WAS/BUF/NE/NO/NYJ/ATL/JAX/NYG/SF/CIN/TEN/21(-27=6) DIFF: BAL/OAK, AZ/CAR, TB/DAL, SD/NO, KC/NYJ, IND/TEN, 21/21 Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 3-4) d by Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 4-3) 5-6 CLE: OAK/CAR/TB/WAS/BUF/NE/SD/KC/PHI/JAX/NYG/SF/CIN/TEN/16 JAX: BAL/CAR/TB/WAS/BUF/NE/NO/NYJ/PHI/JAX/PIT/SF/HOU/TEN/23 DIFF: OAK/BAL, SD/NO, KC/NYJ, NYG/PIT, CIN/HOU N.Y. Giants (Cartman 3-4) d by Pittsburgh (Kahran Ramsus 4-3) 4-5 NYG: OAK/CAR/TB/WAS/BUF/NE/SD/NYJ/ATL/CLE/PIT/SF/HOU/TEN/25 PIT: BAL/CAR/TB/WAS/BUF/NE/NO/NYJ/ATL/CLE/PIT/SF/CIN/TEN/24 DIFF: OAK/BAL, SD/NO, HOU/CIN Seattle Seahawks (UZI Suicide 4-3) d by San Francisco 49ers (Devo 6-2) 6-6+TB SEA: BAL/CAR/DAL/WAS/BUF/NE/SD/NYJ/ATL/JAX/NYG/SF/HOU/TEN/17(-34=17) SF: BAL/CAR/TB/WAS/BUF/NE/NO/NYJ/PHI/JAX/NYG/SF/CIN/TEN/28(-13=15) DIFF: DAL/TB, SD/NO, ATL/PHI, HOU/CIN, 17/28 Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 1-7) d by Houston (Bored 5-2) 7-9 CIN: BAL/CAR/TB/WAS/BUF/STL/NO/NYJ/ATL/JAX/NYG/SF/HOU/TEN/13 HOU: BAL/AZ/TB/WAS/MIA/NE/NO/NYJ/PHI/JAX/NYG/SF/HOU/TEN/25 DIFF: CAR/AZ, BUF/MIA, STL/NE, ATL/PHI, 13/25 Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 4-3) d Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 1-5-1) 5-5+TB IND: BAL/CAR/TB/WAS/BUF/NE/SD/NYJ/ATL/CLE/PIT/SF/HOU/TEN/17(-21=4) TEN: BAL/CAR/TB/WAS/MIA/NE/SD/NYJ/ATL/JAX/PIT/SF/HOU/TEN/20(-31=11) DIFF: BUF/MIA, CLE/JAX, 17/20 Open date: Chicago (Tzar Lysergic 2-5), Denver (Canadian Chris 5-2), Green Bay (VX 3-4), Minnesota (Danville Wrestling 6-1)

AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 5-2 < PF: 60, PA: 46, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 2-0 > New York Jets (Gert) 4-3 < PF: 55, PA: 51, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 1-1 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 2-5 < PF: 54, PA: 59, AFC: 2-4, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-2 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 2-5 < PF: 44, PA: 54, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-1 > AFC NORTH Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 4-3 < PF: 48, PA: 49, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 3-3-1 < PF: 50, PA: 51, AFC: 3-3-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-2 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 3-4 < PF: 53, PA: 51, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 3-0 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 1-7 < PF: 56, PA: 66, AFC: 1-5, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-3 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 5-2 < PF: 53, PA: 47, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 3-0 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 4-3 < PF: 52, PA: 53, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-1 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 4-3 < PF: 48, PA: 48, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-3 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 1-5-1 < PF: 52, PA: 54, AFC: 1-4-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-2 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 5-2 < PF: 50, PA: 42, AFC: 4-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 3-0 > San Diego Chargers (909) 5-3 < PF: 52, PA: 53, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-1 > Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 4-3 < PF: 54, PA: 49, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-1 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 1-6 < PF: 46, PA: 55, AFC: 1-5, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-3 > NFC EAST Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 6-2 < PF: 55, PA: 46, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 2-1 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 6-2 < PF: 59, PA: 54, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 4-2, DIV: 0-2 > Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 5-2 < PF: 48, PA: 42, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 4-2, DIV: 1-1 > New York Giants (Cartman) 3-4 < PF: 43, PA: 50, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-0 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 6-1 < PF: 55, PA: 40, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 2-0 > Green Bay Packers (VX) 3-4 < PF: 48, PA: 51, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 1-1 > Chicago Bears (Tzar Lysergic) 2-5 < PF: 47, PA: 56, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-5, DIV: 0-2 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 1-6 < PF: 42, PA: 53, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 1-5, DIV: 1-2 > NFC SOUTH Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 5-3 < PF: 52, PA: 61, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 4-2, DIV: 3-0 > Atlanta Falcons (USC) 4-3 < PF: 55, PA: 45, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 1-1 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-4 < PF: 57, PA: 53, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 4-3, DIV: 1-2 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 3-5 < PF: 55, PA: 60, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-4, DIV: 0-2 > NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 6-2 < PF: 59, PA: 54, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 6-1, DIV: 2-1 > Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 4-3 < PF: 53, PA: 47, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 2-1 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 3-4 < PF: 53, PA: 56, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 1-6 < PF: 42, PA: 55, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 1-4, DIV: 0-1 >

FYI: As I said before, my work/home-life schedule has changed quite a bit from when I used to do this contest. Standings should be posted sometime tonight with spreads for Week 9 to come tonight as well. Once again, thanks to the mods that post people's picks early and to C. Chris for posting who-defeated-who each week. If someone would like to do an "unofficial" standings post each week I have no problem with that. However, I DO check scores each week, so always consider postings/results by someone else to be "unofficial."

Drat. As I was typing that entry yesterday I wanted to say the following but forgot to do so: Good thing for "after the fact."

6 p.m. • Good for you, Bob Ryan. He's on Around the Horn's face time ripping apart Patti LaBelle's rendition of the National Anthem. Wow. I thought I was the only one that thought it was godawful. I can't stand it when people try to put their own "spin" on the Anthem. Most times it fizzles. • I did it. I did it. I did it. I found the ONE BLACK GUY who isn't voting for Osama! It gets even better. Check out what Troy Polamalu said about what's important to him in a candidate. • Oh, and I LOVE MIKE SINGLETARY! From his press conference after the 49ers lost to Seattle and his tight end committed a dumb personal foul, which caused Mike to send him to the showers early. Here's what I love even more about him. Years ago some team (I can't remember which -- Dallas or San Diego) had its new head coach all but lined up. However, the team had to interview a minority candidate, which is required by the league. Problem was, a number of candidates refused to be interviewed for a job that was already filled. When Mike was asked to be interviewed, he took the opportunity. He didn't get the job, but he said afterward that you don't pass up an opportunity like that because even though you may not get the job today you might get a head coaching job somewhere down the line as a result of this inverview. • Back to my Larry Foote article: The Trib had a list of athletes donating money to candidates. Oh how my heart sank when I saw that Mario Lemieux gave a few thousand to Hitlery. It's OK, Mario. I forgive you. Oh, and Jim Kelly gave $250 to McCain. Don't know why that made me laugh but it did. • Hmmm, if this is fair game, I guess I could have a mannequin of Osama hanging from a tree in my yard.

Deadline has come and gone. Fazzle is using EPs. For the third time in six games this season, Prime Time Andrew Doyle has had to use EPs. Everyone say hello to BX, the new owner of the Chiefs.

Fuck that. He shouldn't have had to move. I wouldn't have blamed him for beating your punk ass.

6 p.m. • So my little part of the country has been in the news as of late. The latest DRAMAH~! Is an out-of-state chick that claimed some black guy robbed her and carved a “B” on her face after seeing her car’s McCain bumper sticker. This just didn’t seem right from the start. Don’t believe me? Check the other place. ************************************************************************ ------------------------------------------------------ And in response to a Jobber of the Week post: ************************************************************************ On top of my “rape”comment, said black-dark-skinned man carved a LETTER into her cheek. A letter. Trust me, the government schools in the Shittsburgh region aren’t that effective. And one would have to assume the perp would be able to READ the words "McCain" and "Palin." However, what I REALLY got a kick of was this shithead who said his voters are RACIST~! Oh please let this be the year you finally lose. Murtha is like our region’s own Robert Byrd in terms of creating his own little economy with DC money. • Hey, who says the BUSH ECONOMY is all bad? The fuck -- Illegals come and go from the U.S. for CHRISTMAS?! I'm surprised there's nothing in this article about Pedro not being able to buy presents for his 12 kids.

If the Bengals are playing this week, you are playing this week. EDIT: Sonofabitch. C. Chris just pointed out the confusion. It's fixed.

From the first link...

San Diego at Buffalo (0.5) 14-23 New Orleans at Carolina (3.5) 7-30 Minnesota at Chicago (3.5) 41-48 (9.5) Pittsburgh at Cincinnati 38-10 (8.5) Tennessee at Kansas City 34-10 Baltimore at Miami (2.5) 27-13 San Francisco at N.Y. Giants (10.5) 17-29 (7.5) Dallas at St. Louis 14-34 Detroit at Houston (8.5) 21-28 (1.5) Indianapolis at Green Bay 14-34 (3.5) N.Y. Jets at Oakland 13-16 Cleveland at Washington (7.5) 11-14 Seattle at Tampa Bay (10.5) 10-20 Denver at New England (3.5) 7-41 Open date: Arizona, Atlanta, Jacksonville, Philadelphia San Diego Chargers (909 4-3) d by Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 2-4) 5-7 SD: SD/NO/MIN/PIT/TEN/BAL/NYG/DAL/HOU/IND/NYJ/WAS/TB/NE/24(-14=10) BUF: BUF/NO/CHI/PIT/TEN/MIA/NYG/DAL/DET/IND/NYJ/WAS/SEA/DEN/17(-23=6) DIFF: SD/BUF, MIN/CHI, BAL/MIA, HOU/DET, TB/SEA, NE/DEN, 24/17 New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 3-4) d by Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 4-3) 5-6 NO: SD/NO/MIN/PIT/KC/MIA/NYG/DAL/DET/IND/NYJ/WAS/SEA/NE/24 CAR: BUF/NO/CHI/PIT/KC/BAL/NYG/STL/HOU/IND/NYJ/WAS/TB/DEN/23 DIFF: SD/BUF, MIN/CHI, MIA/BAL, DAL/STL, DET/HOU, SEA/TB, NE/DEN Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 6-1) d Chicago Bears (Tzar Lysergic 2-5) 6-5 MIN: SD/NO/MIN/PIT/TEN/MIA/NYG/DAL/DET/IND/NYJ/CLE/SEA/DEN/22 CHI: BUF/NO/CHI/CIN/KC/MIA/SF/DAL/DET/IND/OAK/CLE/TB/DEN/24 DIFF: SD/BUF, MIN/CHI, PIT/CIN, TEN/KC, NYG/SF, NYJ/OAK, SEA/TB Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus 3-3) d Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 1-6) 7-6 PIT: BUF/NO/CHI/PIT/TEN/MIA/NYG/DAL/DET/GB/NYJ/WAS/TB/DEN/34 CIN: SD/NO/CHI/PIT/TEN/MIA/NYG/DAL/HOU/IND/NYJ/CLE/TB/NE/17 DIFF: BUF/SD, DET/HOU, GB/IND, WAS/CLE, DEN/NE Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 1-4-1) d by Kansas City Chiefs (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 3-3) 7-8 TEN: BUF/CAR/CHI/PIT/TEN/BAL/NYG/DAL/HOU/IND/NYJ/WAS/TB/DEN/24 KC: BUF/CAR/CHI/CIN/KC/MIA/NYG/STL/HOU/GB/OAK/WAS/TB/NE/EP DIFF: PIT/CIN, TEN/KC, BAL/MIA, DAL/STL, IND/GB, NYJ/OAK, DEN/NE Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 2-3-1) d Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 1-5) 7-5 BAL: SD/CAR/MIN/PIT/TEN/BAL/NYG/DAL/HOU/GB/NYJ/CLE/TB/DEN/21 MIA: BUF/NO/CHI/PIT/TEN/MIA/NYG/DAL/HOU/IND/NYJ/WAS/TB/DEN/26 DIFF: SD/BUF, CAR/NO, MIN/CHI, BAL/MIA, GB/IND, CLE/WAS, 21/26 San Francisco 49ers (Devo 5-2) d N.Y. Giants (Cartman 3-3) 8-5 SF: BUF/CAR/CHI/PIT/TEN/BAL/NYG/DAL/HOU/IND/NYJ/CLE/TB/DEN/13 NYG: SD/NO/CHI/PIT/TEN/MIA/NYG/DAL/HOU/GB/NYJ/WAS/TB/DEN/26 DIFF: BUF/SD, CAR/NO, BAL/MIA, IND/GB, CLE/WAS Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 5-2) d St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 1-5) 9-5 DAL: SD/CAR/CHI/PIT/TEN/BAL/NYG/DAL/HOU/GB/NYJ/CLE/TB/NE/41 STL: SD/CAR/CHI/PIT/TEN/MIA/NYG/DAL/HOU/IND/NYJ/WAS/TB/DEN/13 DIFF: BAL/MIA, GB/IND, CLE/WAS, NE/DEN, 41/13 Detroit Lions (Chazz 1-5) d by Houston Texans (Bored 4-2) 6-6 + TB DET: SD/NO/MIN/PIT/TEN/MIA/NYG/STL/HOU/IND/OAK/CLE/TB/DEN/13(-21=8) HOU: SD/NO/CHI/PIT/TEN/BAL/NYG/DAL/HOU/GB/NYJ/WAS/TB/DEN/27(-28=1) DIFF: MIN/CHI, MIA/BAL, STL/DAL, IND/GB, OAK/NYJ, CLE/WAS, 13/27 Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 3-3) d Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X 3-4) 7-5 IND: BUF/CAR/CHI/PIT/KC/MIA/NYG/DAL/HOU/IND/NYJ/CLE/SEA/DEN/27 GB: SD/NO/MIN/PIT/TEN/MIA/SF/STL/HOU/GB/NYJ/CLE/TB/DEN/24 DIFF: BUF/SD, CAR/NO, CHI/MIN, KC/TEN, NYG/SF, DAL/STL, IND/GB, SEA/TB, 27/24 N.Y. Jets (Gert 4-2) d Oakland Raiders (Smues 1-5) 7-6 NYJ: SD/CAR/CHI/PIT/TEN/MIA/NYG/DAL/HOU/IND/NYJ/CLE/TB/NE/24 OAK: SD/CAR/CHI/CIN/TEN/MIA/NYG/DAL/DET/IND/NYJ/CLE/TB/DEN/24 DIFF: PIT/CIN, HOU/DET, NE/DEN Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 3-3) d by Washington Redskins (Human Fly 5-2) 6-7 CLE: SD/NO/CHI/CIN/TEN/MIA/NYG/STL/HOU/IND/NYJ/CLE/SEA/DEN/24 WAS: BUF/CAR/CHI/PIT/TEN/MIA/NYG/DAL/HOU/IND/NYJ/WAS/TB/NE/20 DIFF: SD/BUF, NO/CAR, CIN/PIT, STL/DAL, CLE/WAS, SEA/TB, DEN/NE Seattle Seahawks (UZI Suicide 4-2) d by Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 4-3) 4-6 SEA: SD/NO/MIN/PIT/TEN/MIA/NYG/DAL/HOU/IND/NYJ/CLE/TB/DEN/14 TB: SD/NO/CHI/PIT/TEN/MIA/NYG/DAL/HOU/GB/NYJ/WAS/TB/NE/35 DIFF: MIN/CHI, IND/GB, CLE/WAS, DEN/NE, 14/35 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 5-2) d New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 4-2) 4-4 + TB DEN: SD/CAR/CHI/CIN/TEN/MIA/NYG/DAL/HOU/IND/NYJ/WAS/TB/DEN/24(-7=17) NE: SD/CAR/CHI/PIT/TEN/MIA/SF/DAL/HOU/IND/NYJ/WAS/TB/DEN/14(-27) DIFF: CIN/PIT, NYG/SF, 24/14 Open date: Arizona (Vern Gagne 3-3), Atlanta (USC 4-2), Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 3-3), Philadelphia (Starvenger 4-2)

AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 4-2 < PF: 51, PA: 42, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 2-0 > New York Jets (Gert T) 4-2 < PF: 50, PA: 44, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 1-1 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 2-4 < PF: 40, PA: 48, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-0 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 1-5 < PF: 47, PA: 54, AFC: 1-4, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-2 > AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 3-3 < PF: 48, PA: 45, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 3-0 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 3-3 < PF: 43, PA: 45, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 2-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 2-3-1 < PF: 44, PA: 46, AFC: 2-3-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-2 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 1-6 < PF: 49, PA: 57, AFC: 1-4, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-3 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 4-2 < PF: 44, PA: 42, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 3-0 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 3-3 < PF: 47, PA: 48, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-1 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 3-3 < PF: 42, PA: 43, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-3 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 1-4-1 < PF: 47, PA: 49, AFC: 1-3-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 5-2 < PF: 50, PA: 42, AFC: 4-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 3-0 > San Diego Chargers (909) 4-3 < PF: 48, PA: 49, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1 > Kansas City Chiefs (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 3-3 < PF: 47, PA: 44, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-1 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 1-5 < PF: 41, PA: 49, AFC: 1-4, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-3 > NFC EAST Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 5-2 < PF: 49, PA: 42, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 4-2, DIV: 2-1 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 5-2 < PF: 52, PA: 47, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 0-2 > Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 4-2 < PF: 43, PA: 37, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 1-1 > New York Giants (Cartman) 3-3 < PF: 39, PA: 45, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-0 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 6-1 < PF: 55, PA: 40, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 2-0 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 3-4 < PF: 48, PA: 51, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 1-1 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 2-5 < PF: 47, PA: 56, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-5, DIV: 0-2 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 1-5 < PF: 38, PA: 47, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 1-4, DIV: 1-2 > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (USC) 4-2 < PF: 50, PA: 40, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 1-1 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 4-3 < PF: 44, PA: 56, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 3-0 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-3 < PF: 50, PA: 46, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 4-2, DIV: 1-2 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 3-4 < PF: 51, PA: 56, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 1-4, DIV: 0-2 > NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (devo) 5-2 < PF: 53, PA: 48, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 5-1, DIV: 1-1 > Seattle Seahawks (UZI Suicide) 4-2 < PF: 47, PA: 41, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 2-0 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 3-3 < PF: 48, PA: 48, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 1-5 < PF: 38, PA: 46, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 1-4, DIV: 0-1 >