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AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 3-0 < PF: 31, PA: 24, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 2-0 > New York Jets (Gert T) 2-2 < PF: 33, PA: 30, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 1-1 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 1-3 < PF: 28, PA: 33, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-0 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 0-3 < PF: 28, PA: 34, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-2 > AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 3-1 < PF: 36, PA: 31, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 3-0 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 2-2 < PF: 29, PA: 32, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 1-2 < PF: 22, PA: 26, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-2 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 1-3 < PF: 29, PA: 33, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-2 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 2-1 < PF: 23, PA: 21, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 2-0 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 1-2 < PF: 25, PA: 26, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 1-0 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 1-3 < PF: 33, PA: 34, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 1-3 < PF: 29, PA: 30, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-3 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 3-1 < PF: 33, PA: 25, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 3-0 > San Diego Chargers (909) 2-2 < PF: 30, PA: 30, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1 > Kansas City Chiefs (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 1-3 < PF: 29, PA: 33, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 1-3 < PF: 29, PA: 32, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-3 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 4-0 < PF: 32, PA: 23, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-0, DIV: 1-0 > New York Giants (Cartman) 2-1 < PF: 23, PA: 24, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-0 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 2-2 < PF: 33, PA: 29, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-1 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 2-2 < PF: 29, PA: 29, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-2 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 4-0 < PF: 34, PA: 25, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 1-0 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 2-2 < PF: 29, PA: 32, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-0 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 1-3 < PF: 26, PA: 29, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 0-3 < PF: 21, PA: 27, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-1 > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (USC) 3-1 < PF: 34, PA: 25, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-1 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 3-1 < PF: 30, PA: 27, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 1-1 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 2-2 < PF: 26, PA: 34, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-0 > New Orleans Saints (Cena’s Writer) 1-3 < PF: 28, PA: 36, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-1 > NFC WEST Seattle Seahawks (UZI Suicide) 3-0 < PF: 28, PA: 23, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 2-0 > San Francisco 49ers (devo) 3-1 < PF: 29, PA: 27, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 1-1 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 2-2 < PF: 33, PA: 34, AFC:1-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 1-3 < PF: 31, PA: 34, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-1 >

Don't worry, Invader, I'll take the high heat on this one. So..... who thinks this little brat should be tossed into the croc pit? *raises hand* Please note this isn't an "OMG HE KILLED ANIMALZ" outrage (he didn't do anything to cats, after all). It just seems like a waste of time and money for our good friends Down Under to try and "rehabilitate" this little shithead.

9:15 p.m. • Love the dateline, too. If it's his private property and it's not infringing on the rights of others (or any of that home owner's association rigamoroll), he can post whatever the hell he wants, bad speling and all. Enjoy the free speech while it lasts. Once Osama takes charge I bet this will be the next house to be "foreclosed" upon. Damn Bush economy. I've actually thought of creating a sign of my own. And, yes, it would involve Osama.

Deadline has come and gone. Prime Time Andrew Doyle is using EPs. KingPK had both Pittsburgh and Baltimore listed.

Don't worry. A generation from now these new parks will be torn down to make way for another set of fields to remind us of the 1970s.

I think a big part of it is how her character looks. In this she wears jeans and a basic shirt with her hair down. In Married With Children she was meant to look, well, not like that. Side note: The mother of my middle/high school friend who lived a few houses down from me knew Katey Sagal in college. I think they may have been roommates, but I can't remember which.

11 p.m. • So I was flipping through the On Demand options and found the first four “Sons of Anarchy” episodes on FX. I don’t watch many television shows on a regular basis. In fact, I don’t watch any. I’m a South Park fan, but the last few seasons have been hit-or-miss, and I just buy the DVDs. I used to watch “The Shield” but stopped after season 4 because I wasn’t watching it on a consistent basis. One day when the DVDs go on sale I’ll buy them up and finish watching them all. Another reason I don’t watch first-run television shows is that I don’t want to wait week after week, month after month, summer after summer for the latest episode, a quarter of the time which is spent airing commercials. New show, several episodes commercial-free (or at least almost-commercial-free with a fast-forward button available): what can I lose, besides a few hours of my time? I watched. It’s OK. Not great, but after a while I’ll go back to the On Demand section and see if any new episodes have been added. For those that don’t know what “Sons of Anarchy” is about, well, look it up yourself you lazy bastards. Here are my thoughts: 1) God damn is Peg Bundy attractive. It’s been around 20 years since “Married With Children” first aired and she looks way better now than she did back then. Oh, and I LOVE her character, but I think that could be because of the way she deals with her crack-whore ex-daughter-in-law. Reminds me of a certain person or two in my in-law family tree. I just wish I could remember who they are… 2) Dutch Wagenbach is on the show!!!! That’s about all I have to say about this. Yay.

The crying-while-leaving-the-office part wasn't that bad. A bit long, but whatever. I just didn't like how everything got wrapped up in the end (yes, the central park scene was hella gay). Gecko should have gotten away. And I actually like M. Sheen's union character, too.

7 p.m. • I said this at the other place, but it bears repeating. This return-to-Washington-gimmick doesn't give me tingly feelings about McCain FIGHTING FOR ME, but Letterman's logic doesn't make any sense. (If "things get tough" wouldn't the "suspension" be leaving Washington and blaming everyone else for the country's woes?) And of course McCain's opponent is a guy known more for voting "present" than actually doing anything of substance. (Then again, I'd rather have Osama do nothing than try to get his agenda pushed...) • OMG more liberal bias: RePuBliCaNz r DuM. Son, just because you go to college doesn't mean you're smart. To further prove my point -- I'm a college grad. • Speaking of "dumb" and "reporters," let's ask an ACTOR who played a WALL STREET MEANIE his opinion of the REAL-LIFE financial zaniness. Makes perfect sense to me. Like Douglas would know anything about currency speculation or other fancy words that I just put next to each other. Say, what was he doing at the United Nations anyway? :bonk: :bonk: :bonk: :bonk:

I'm tired of people questioning my sanity eco-patriotism. :ubermad:

Actually, I liked that movie. The ending was a bit lame, but whatever.

Well excuse me for trying to leave a small carbon footprint.

L to the O to the L. When was the last time they have been on a National broadcast? At the very least they were on TBS at least once against the Braves in 07. And if you count WGN I'm sure they were on in 08 against the Cubs. Those don't count.

Kansas City at Atlanta (5.5) Oakland at Buffalo (9.5) Tampa Bay at Chicago (3.5) Carolina at Minnesota (3.5) Miami at New England (12.5) Cincinnati at N.Y. Giants (13.5) Houston at Tennessee (5.5) Arizona at Washington (3.5) New Orleans at Denver (5.5) Detroit at San Francisco (4.5) St. Louis at Seattle (9.5) Cleveland at Baltimore (2.5) Jacksonville at Indianapolis (5.5) Pittsburgh at Philadelphia (3.5) (3.5) Dallas at Green Bay N.Y. Jets at San Diego (9.5) Kansas City Chiefs (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 1-2) d by Atlanta Falcons (USC 3-0) 6-7 KC: ATL/BUF/CHI/CAR/NE/CIN/TEN/AZ/DEN/DET/STL/BAL/JAX/PHI/GB/NYJ/10 ATL: ATL/OAK/CHI/CAR/NE/NYG/TEN/AZ/NO/SF/STL/BAL/IND/PHI/GB/NYJ/24 DIFF: BUF/OAK, CIN/NYG, DEN/NO, DET/SF, JAX/IND Oakland Raiders (Smues 1-2) d Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 0-3) 11-8 OAK: ATL/OAK/TB/CAR/MIA/CIN/TEN/WAS/DEN/SF/SEA/BAL/IND/PIT/DAL/NYJ/18 BUF: ATL/OAK/CHI/CAR/NE/NYG/HOU/WAS/NO/SF/SEA/CLE/IND/PHI/DAL/NYJ/17 DIFF: TB/CHI, MIA/NE, CIN/NYG, TEN/HOU, DEN/NO, BAL/CLE, PIT/PHI Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 2-1) d Chicago Bears (Tzar Lysergic 2-1) 10-5 TB: ATL/BUF/TB/CAR/NE/NYG/TEN/WAS/DEN/SF/SEA/BAL/IND/PHI/DAL/SD/20 CHI: ATL/BUF/TB/CAR/NE/NYG/HOU/AZ/DEN/SF/SEA/CLE/IND/PIT/DAL/NYJ/23 DIFF: TEN/HOU, WAS/AZ, BAL/CLE, PHI/PIT SD/NYJ, 20/23 Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 1-2) d by Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 3-0) 6-11 CAR: ATL/BUF/TB/CAR/NE/NYG/TEN/AZ/DEN/SF/SEA/CLE/IND/PHI/GB/NYJ/25 MIN: ATL/OAK/CHI/MIN/MIA/CIN/TEN/AZ/NO/SF/SEA/BAL/IND/PIT/DAL/NYJ/24 DIFF: BUF/OAK, TB/CHI, CAR/MIN, NE/MIA, NYG/CIN, DEN/NO, CLE/BAL, PHI/PIT, GB/DAL Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 0-3) d by New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 3-0) 10-11 MIA: ATL/OAK/CHI/CAR/MIA/NYG/TEN/AZ/DEN/SF/SEA/BAL/IND/PHI/DAL/SD/16 NE: ATL/OAK/CHI/MIN/MIA/NYG/TEN/AZ/DEN/SF/SEA/BAL/JAX/PHI/DAL/NYJ/21 DIFF: CAR/MIN, IND/JAX, SD/NYJ Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 1-2) d by N.Y. Giants (Cartman 2-1) 7-7 CIN: ATL/BUF/CHI/CAR/NE/NYG/TEN/AZ/NO/SF/STL/BAL/IND/PIT/DAL/SD/10(-23=13) NYG: ATL/OAK/CHI/MIN/NE/NYG/TEN/AZ/DEN/SF/SEA/CLE/IND/PIT/GB/SD/24(-26=2) DIFF: BUF/OAK, CAR/MIN, NO/DEN, STL/SEA, BAL/CLE, DAL/GB, 10/24 Houston Texans (Bored 1-1) d Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 1-2) 9-8 HOU: ATL/BUF/TB/MIN/NE/NYG/TEN/AZ/DEN/SF/SEA/BAL/IND/PHI/GB/SD/16 TEN: ATL/BUF/CHI/CAR/MIA/CIN/TEN/WAS/DEN/SF/STL/BAL/IND/PIT/DAL/NYJ/17 DIFF: TB/CHI, MIN/CAR, NE/MIA, NYG/CIN, AZ/WAS, SEA/STL, PHI/PIT, GB/DAL, SD/NYJ Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 2-1) d Washington Redskins (Human Fly 1-2) 10-7 AZ: ATL/OAK/CHI/CAR/NE/CIN/HOU/WAS/NO/SF/SEA/BAL/JAX/PIT/GB/SD/26 WAS: ATL/OAK/CHI/CAR/NE/NYG/HOU/ARI/DEN/SF/SEA/CLE/JAX/PHI/DAL/NYJ/20 DIFF: CIN/NYG, WAS/ARZ, NO/DEN, BAL/CLE, PIT/PHI, GB/DAL, SD/NYJ New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 1-2) d Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 2-1) 8-8 NO: ATL/BUF/CHI/MIN/NE/CIN/TEN/WAS/NO/SF/STL/CLE/INd/PIT/DAL/NYJ/31(-32=1) DEN: ATL/BUF/TB/CAR/NE/NYG/HOU/WAS/DEN/SF/STL/BAL/IND/PHI/DAL/SD/31(-34=3) DIFF: CHI/TB, MIN/CAR, CIN/NYG, TEN/HOU, NO/DEN, CLE/BAL, PIT/PHI, NYJ/SD, 31/31 Detroit Lions (Chazz 0-3) d by San Francisco 49ers (Devo 2-1) 7-6 DET: ATL/OAK/TB/CAR/NE/NYG/TEN/AZ/DEN/DET/SEA/CLE/IND/PIT/DAL/NYJ/27 SF: ATL/BUF/CHI/CAR/NE/NYG/TEN/AZ/DEN/SF/SEA/CLE/JAX/PHI/DAL/NYJ/24 DIFF: OAK/BUF, TB/CHI, DET/SF, IND/JAX, PIT/PHI St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 1-2) d by Seattle Seahawks (UZI Suicide 3-0) 7-10 STL: ATL/BUF/CHI/CAR/MIA/xxx/HOU/ARI/DEN/SF/SEA/BAL/IND/PIT/DAL/SD/12 SEA: ATL/OAK/CHI/MIN/MIA/CIN/TEN/WAS/DEN/SF/STL/BAL/IND/PHI/DAL/NYJ/EP DIFF: BUF/OAK, CAR/MIN, HOU/TEN, ARI/WAS, SEA/STL, PIT/PHI, SD/NYJ Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 2-1) d Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 1-1) 11-7 CLE: ATL/OAK/CHI/MIN/MIA/CIN/TEN/WAS/DEN/SF/STL/BAL/IND/PHI/DAL/NYJ/EP BAL: ATL/OAK/TB/CAR/NE/NYG/HOU/AZ/DEN/DET/SEA/BAL/JAX/PIT/GB/SD/27 DIFF: CHI/TB, MIN/CAR, MIA/NE, CIN/NYG, TEN/HOU, WAS/AZ, SF/DET, STL/SEA, IND/JAX, PHI/PIT, DAL/GB, NYJ/SD, EP/27 Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 1-2) d by Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 1-2) 8-9 JAX: ATL/BUF/CHI/CAR/MIA/NYG/TEN/WAS/DEN/SF/SEA/CLE/JAX/PHI/GB/NYJ/21 IND: ATL/BUF/CHI/CAR/MIA/NYG/TEN/WAS/NO/SF/STL/CLE/JAX/PHI/DAL/NYJ/17 DIFF: DEN/NO, SEA/STL, GB/DAL Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus 1-2) d by Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 3-0) 6-11 PIT: ATL/BUF/CHI/CAR/NE/NYG/HOU/WAS/DEN/SF/STL/CLE/JAX/PHI/GB/SD/17 PHI: ATL/OAK/TB/MIN/NE/NYG/HOU/WAS/NO/SF/STL/CLE/JAX/PHI/DAL/SD/24 DIFF: BUF/OAK, CHI/TB, CAR/MIN, DEN/NO, GB/DAL Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 2-1) d Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X 1-2) 8-6 DAL: ATL/BUF/CHI/CAR/NE/CIN/TEN/AZ/DEN/SF/SEA/CLE/JAX/PHI/DAL/NYJ/24 GB: ATL/BUF/TB/CAR/MIA/NYG/TEN/AZ/DEN/SF/STL/CLE/JAX/PIT/GB/NYJ/31 DIFF: CHI/TB, NE/MIA, CIN/NYG, SEA/STL, PHI/PIT DAL/GB N.Y. Jets (Gert T 1-2) d by San Diego Chargers (909 1-2) 7-9 NYJ: ATL/BUF/CHI/MIN/NE/NYG/TEN/WAS/NO/DET/SEA/CLE/IND/PIT/DAL/NYJ/24 SD: ATL/BUF/CHI/MIN/NE/NYG/TEN/AZ/DEN/SF/SEA/CLE/JAX/PHI/DAL/SD/31 DIFF: WAS/AZ, NO/DEN, DET/SF, IND/JAX, PIT/PHI, NYJ/SD

AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 3-0 < PF: 31, PA: 24, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 2-0 > New York Jets (Gert T) 1-2 < PF: 24, PA: 25, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 0-3 < PF: 21, PA: 27, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-0 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 0-3 < PF: 28, PA: 34, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-2 > AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 2-1 < PF: 28, PA: 26, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 2-0 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 1-1 < PF: 17, PA: 20, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 1-2 < PF: 24, PA: 25, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-1 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 1-2 < PF: 23, PA: 27, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-1 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 1-1 < PF: 17, PA: 17, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-0 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 1-2 < PF: 27, PA: 27, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 1-2 < PF: 25, PA: 26, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 1-0 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 1-2 < PF: 25, PA: 24, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-2 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 2-1 < PF: 25, PA: 18, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 2-0 > Kansas City Chiefs (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 1-2 < PF: 22, PA: 25, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-0 > San Diego Chargers (909) 1-2 < PF: 23, PA: 23, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-1 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 1-2 < PF: 22, PA: 25, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-2 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 3-0 < PF: 25, PA: 18, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 1-0 > New York Giants (Cartman) 2-1 < PF: 23, PA: 24, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-0 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 2-1 < PF: 24, PA: 21, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-1 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 1-2 < PF: 25, PA: 24, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-1 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 3-0 < PF: 27, PA: 19, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 1-0 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 2-1 < PF: 24, PA: 25, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-0 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 1-2 < PF: 22, PA: 24, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 0-3 < PF: 21, PA: 27, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-1 > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (USC) 3-0 < PF: 28, PA: 19, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 1-0 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 2-1 < PF: 25, PA: 23, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-1 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 1-2 < PF: 20, PA: 28, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-0 > New Orleans Saints (Cena’s Writer) 1-2 < PF: 22, PA: 29, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-1 > NFC WEST Seattle Seahawks (UZI Suicide) 3-0 < PF: 28, PA: 23, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 2-0 > San Francisco 49ers (devo) 2-1 < PF: 22, PA: 21, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-1 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 2-1 < PF: 28, PA: 25, AFC:1-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 1-2 < PF: 25, PA: 27, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-1 >

L to the O to the L. When was the last time they have been on a National broadcast?

8:15 p.m. • Now this is odd. The much-talked about welfare brood from the better half’s family called us the other day. Well, I should say they called Mrs. kkk. And the matriarch of the clan asked Mrs. kkk who she was voting for in November. When the better half said “McCain” they asked if I, too, was voting for the honorable senator from Arizona. When Mrs. kkk replied “yes he is,” the toothless Mexican said, “you’re good.” ... THESE PEOPLE VOTE REPUBICAN – WTF?! Maybe I need to pay a visit to Camp Ron Paul. And here I thought our house would be crossing out their house’s vote. Then again, Maybe they’re in the right party. While that was my “wtf” moment of the week, my “you got to be fucking kidding me” moment came when I found out that my crack-whore niece-in-law was talking politics with the better half. She began saying how YOU KNOW WHAT OSAMA STANDS FOR and that he cares about poor people. Oh Jesus fucking Christ. The mere fact she is talking about voting makes me want to make it required that all voters must own property – much like is was back in the day. I told Mrs. kkk I’d break her kneecaps if she drove the niece to get registered. Did I say “break her kneecaps”? I mean, “be really really sad.” And to add insult to injury the niece didn’t realize that once she moved a year or so ago she had to re-register. Thanks to Mrs. kkk and her big mouth the niece now knows she would have been DISENFRANCHISED. Here was my “And to think these people have the same voting rights I do” moment. I was flipping channels today and came across some Headline News segment with some guy talking to a group of first-time voters. All I can say is whenever we talk with a fuckball like the President of Iran, and he proceeds to send a nuke over, just make sure you blow up San Francisco.

At least it's not your wedding. Then again, the one thing I liked about my wedding was that I didn't do much of anything except get photos taken and thank people for attending. No chicken dance, no eating dinner with people I've never seen and never will see again, no having to sit there and wonder "when are the bride and groom going to show up so I can get this over with?"

Got it -- I sometimes miss teams that have similar initials: PIT/PHI for example. Deadline has come and gone. SFA Jack, who is still recovering from Hurricane Ike, and UZI Suicide, are using EPs. One rule I tweaked from previous seasons is that if someone is using EPs, and his opponent forgot to include a selection in his picks (as Canadian Guitarist did with his CIN/NYG in the matchup against UZI), then that matchup is taken off the board. Because I do not use EPs to fill in a forgotten matchup for someone that made picks for a week, someone who didn't submit ANY picks for a week shouldn't get an advantage.

8 p.m. • So I was never into the whole YouTube deal. See small videos on my computer. Whatever. Boy was I wrong. Now I started warming up to this web site when TSM began allowing video tags into posts, but what sealed the deal for me was when I learned you could rip music from music videos and save them as MP3. Now I can re-live all my old-school rap tapes. Yeah, boooooy. In just minutes I have re-established one of the greatest sides of a cassette tape there ever was. What set of songs am I talking about? Aw fuck yeah. A two-tape collection of Too Short's material before he signed with Jive records. The A side to the first tape in this package is one of my all-time favorite set of songs. Now let me take a trip down memory lane [/biz Markie] ************************************************************* Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches Forget about Mexicans, you don't want your town to be invaded by a bunch of Miss six o'clocks (straight up and straight down). Let's experience the horror Well, at least Todd Shaw is results-oriented. ************************************************************* She's a Bitch Nearly 10 minutes of deep lyrics about the social commentary of urban America during Reaganomics. Common, the Roots and Q-Tip ain't got shit on this. ************************************************************* The Bitch Sucks Dick Are we starting to pick up a trend with these songs? Too bad this song gets cut off at the end because the best line is at the very end (see the bolded text). ************************************************************* Blowjob Betty Now some of you may be wondering, "kkk, I listened to Too Short's 'Get In Where You Fit In' album and he has a song there called 'Blowjob Betty.' Did he actually re-release this song on that album?" The answer is yes. Too Short has a tendency to sing the same songs on different albums, although I consider this version of BB to be more fulfilling. Call it the creme de la creme. I won't reveal the story of Blowjob Betty, but let's just say it comes to quite the climax. ************************************************************* Short Side This is the second part to the Blowjob Betty track, or at least the background sounds the same. I don't care much for the end when he's messing with the vocals, but whatever. His first "biiiiiiiitch" at 0:35 is still my all-time favorite of his. Oh, and ...sounds vaguely familiar that's because it should be. I quit counting how many times I've heard this verse on his other albums. And God bless him. From selling tapes with Freddie B. in high school to millionaire.

As you probably noticed, I'm getting a little help this year. Several of the mods will be filling in the matchups in this post throughout the week. This is because I won't be able to do so due to work and home responsibilities. Much thanks for the help, because if it wasn’t for that there wouldn’t be a kkk Bowl. (I still enter in PM'd picks and the weekly standings.) Chicago at Carolina (3.5) Tennessee at Cincinnati (1.5) (3.5) Green Bay at Detroit Buffalo at Jacksonville (5.5) Oakland at Kansas City (3.5) (2.5) Indianapolis at Minnesota (8.5) N.Y. Giants at St. Louis New Orleans at Washington (0.5) San Francisco at Seattle (7.5) Atlanta at Tampa Bay (7.5) Miami at Arizona (6.5) (1.5) San Diego at Denver Baltimore at Houston (4.5) New England at N.Y. Jets (1.5) (6.5) Pittsburgh at Cleveland Philadelphia at Dallas (6.5) Chicago Bears (Tzar Lysergic 2-0) d Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 1-1) 9-6 CHI: CHI/CIN/GB/BUF/OAK/IND/NYG/NO/SEA/TB/AZ/SD/NE/PIT/DAL/27 CAR: CAR/CIN/GB/BUF/KC/MIN/NYG/NO/SF/ATL/AZ/SD/NYJ/PIT/PHI/22 DIFF: CHI/CAR, OAK/KC, IND/MIN, SEA/SF, TB/ATL, NE/NYJ, DAL/PHI, 27/22 Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 1-1) d by Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 1-1) 8-8 TEN: CAR/TEN/GB/JAX/KC/IND/NYG/WAS/SEA/ATL/AZ/DEN/NE/PIT/DAL/17(-24=7) CIN: CHI/TEN/GB/BUF/KC/IND/NYG/NO/SF/ATL/MIA/SD/NE/PIT/DAL/13(-7=6) DIFF: CAR/CHI, JAX/BUF, WAS/NO, SEA/SF, AZ/MIA, DEN/SD, 17/13 Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X 1-1) d Detroit Lions (Chazz 0-2) 10-8 GB: CHI/TEN/GB/BUF/OAK/IND/NYG/NO/SF/ATL/MIA/DEN/NYJ/PIT/PHI/24 DET: CAR/TEN/GB/JAX/KC/IND/NYG/NO/SEA/TB/AZ/DEN/NYJ/PIT/PHI/17 DIFF: CHI/CAR, BUF/JAX, OAK/KC, SF/SEA, ATL/TB, MIA/AZ, 24/17 Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 0-2) d by Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 1-1) 4-7 BUF: CAR/TEN/GB/JAX/KC/MIN/NYG/NO/SEA/ATL/AZ/SD/NYJ/PIT/DAL/17 JAX: CAR/TEN/GB/JAX/KC/IND/NYG/NO/SEA/TB/AZ/SD/NYJ/PIT/PHI/17 DIFF: MIN/IND, ATL/TB, DAL/PHI Oakland Raiders (Smues 0-2) d by Kansas City Chiefs (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 1-1) 7-8 OAK: CHI/CIN/GB/BUF/OAK/IND/STL/WAS/SEA/ATL/MIA/SD/NE/PIT/DAL/19 KC: CAR/CIN/GB/BUF/KC/IND/NYG/NO/SEA/ATL/AZ/DEN/NE/CLE/DAL/10 DIFF: CHI/CAR, OAK/KC, STL/NYG, WAS/NO, MIA/AZ, SD/DEN, PIT/CLE Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 0-2) d by Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 2-0) 7-8 IND: CHI/CIN/DET/JAX/KC/IND/NYG/WAS/SEA/TB/AZ/SD/NYJ/CLE/DAL/20 MIN: CHI/CIN/GB/JAX/OAK/IND/NYG/NO/SF/ATL/MIA/SD/NYJ/CLE/PHI/20 DIFF: DET/GB, KC/OAK/, WAS/NO, SEA/SF, TB/ATL, AZ/MIA, DAL/PHI, 20/20 N.Y. Giants (Cartman 1-1) d by St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 1-1) 9-11 NYG: CHI/TEN/GB/BUF/OAK/MIN/NYG/NO/SEA/ATL/AZ/DEN/NE/PIT/DAL/30 STL: CAR/TEN/GB/BUF/OAK/IND/NYG/WAS/SEA/TB/AZ/SD/NE/PIT/PHI/9 DIFF: CHI/CAR, MIN/IND, NO/WAS, ATL/TB, DEN/SD, DAL/PHI, 30/9 New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 0-2) d by Washington Redskins (Human Fly 1-1) 7-12 NO: CAR/TEN/GB/JAX/KC/IND/NYG/NO/SF/TB/AZ/SD/NYJ/PIT/DAL/24 WAS: CHI/TEN/GB/BUF/OAK/IND/NYG/NO/SF/TB/AZ/DEN/NYJ/PIT/PHI/17 DIFF: CAR/CHI, JAX/BUF, KC/OAK, SD/DEN, DAL/PHI San Francisco 49ers (Devo 1-1) d by Seattle Seahawks (UZI Suicide 2-0) 7-9 SF: CAR/TEN/GB/JAX/OAK/IND/NYG/NO/SEA/TB/MIA/DEN/NYJ/PIT/DAL/17 SEA: CAR/CIN/GB/BUF/OAK/IND/NYG/NO/SEA/TB/AZ/DEN/NE/PIT/DAL/27 DIFF: TEN/CIN, JAX/BUF, MIA/AZ, NYJ/NE, 17/27 Atlanta Falcons (USC 2-0) d Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 1-1) 11-6 ATL: CAR/TEN/GB/BUF/OAK/IND/NYG/NO/SF/ATL/MIA/DEN/NE/CLE/PHI/17 TB: CAR/TEN/GB/JAX/KC/IND/NYG/NO/SEA/TB/AZ/SD/NYJ/PIT/DAL/19 DIFF: BUF/JAX, OAK/KC, SF/SEA, ATL/TB, MIA/AZ, DEN/SD, NE/NYJ, CLE/PIT, PHI/DAL Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 0-2) d by Arizona Cardinals (Verne Gagne 1-1) 10-12 MIA: CHI/CIN/GB/BUF/KC/IND/NYG/NO/SF/ATL/AZ/DEN/NE/PIT/PHI/20 AZ: CHI/TEN/GB/BUF/KC/IND/NYG/NO/SF/TB/AZ/DEN/NE/CLE/DAL/24 DIFF: CIN/TEN, ATL/TB, PIT/CLE, PHI/DAL, 20/24 San Diego Chargers (909 0-2) d by Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 2-0) 6-8 SD: CHI/CIN/GB/JAX/OAK/MIN/NYG/NO/SEA/TB/AZ/SD/NYJ/PIT/DAL/24 DEN: CHI/CIN/GB/JAX/OAK/MIN/NYG/NO/SEA/TB/AZ/DEN/NE/PIT/DAL/27 DIFF: SD/DEN, NYJ/NE, 24/27 Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 1-0) at Houston Texans (Bored 0-1) BAL: CAR/CIN/GB/BUF/OAK/IND/NYG/NO/SEA/ATL/AZ/DEN/BAL/NE/PIT/DAL/28 HOU: CHI/TEN/GB/JAX/KC/IND/NYG/WAS/SEA/TB/AZ/DEN/BAL/NE/PIT/DAL/20 DIFF: CAR/CHI, CIN/TEN, BUF/JAX, OAK/KC, NO/WAS, ATL/TB, 28/20 New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 2-0) d N.Y. Jets (Gert 1-1) 9-6 NE: CHI/TEN/GB/BUF/KC/IND/NYG/NO/SEA/ATL/MIA/DEN/NE/PIT/PHI/27 NYJ: CAR/CIN/GB/JAX/KC/IND/NYG/WAS/SEA/TB/AZ/SD/NYJ/PIT/DAL/EP DIFF: CHI/CAR, TEN/CIN, BUF/JAX, NO/WAS, ATL/TB, MIA/AZ, DEN/SD, NE/NYJ, PHI/DAL Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus 1-1) d by Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 1-1) 8-8 PIT: CAR/TEN/GB/JAX/KC/IND/NYG/NO/SF/TB/AZ/SD/NYJ/CLE/DAL/24(-10=14) CLE: CAR/TEN/GB/BUF/KC/MIN/NYG/NO/SEA/ATL/AZ/DEN/NYJ/CLE/PHI/17(-6=11) DIFF: JAX/BUF, IND/MIN, SF/SEA, TB/ATL, SD/DEN, DAL/PHI, 24/17 Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 2-0) d Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 1-1) 6-5 PHI: CAR/CIN/GB/BUF/KC/IND/STL/NO/SEA/ATL/AZ/SD/NE/CLE/DAL/14 DAL: CAR/CIN/GB/JAX/OAK/MIN/NYG/WAS/SEA/ATL/MIA/DEN/NYJ/PIT/DAL/24 DIFF: BUF/JAX, KC/OAK, IND/MIN, STL/NYG, NO/WAS, AZ/MIA, SD/DEN, NE/NYJ, CLE/PIT

Until the Thursday night games start sprouting up, I'll probably be posting spreads every Thursday afternoon. If this is too late for some, PM me and I'll do it on Wednesday afternoon instead. AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 2-0 < PF: 20, PA: 14, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-0 > New York Jets (Gert T) 1-1 < PF: 17, PA: 16, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 0-2 < PF: 13, PA: 16, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-0 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 0-2 < PF: 18, PA: 23, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-1 > AFC NORTH Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 1-0 < PF: 10, PA: 9, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-0 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 1-1 < PF: 17, PA: 19, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-0 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 1-1 < PF: 17, PA: 18, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-1 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 1-1 < PF: 17, PA: 16, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-1 > AFC SOUTH Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 1-1 < PF: 19, PA: 18, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-0 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 1-1 < PF: 17, PA: 15, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-1 > Houston Texans (Bored) 0-1 < PF: 8, PA: 9, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-0 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 0-2 < PF: 16, PA: 18, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-0 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 2-0 < PF: 17, PA: 10, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 2-0 > Kansas City Chiefs (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 1-1 < PF: 16, PA: 18, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-0 > San Diego Chargers (909) 0-2 < PF: 14, PA: 16, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-1 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 0-2 < PF: 11, PA: 17, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-2 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 2-0 < PF: 14, PA: 12, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 1-0 > New York Giants (Cartman) 1-1 < PF: 16, PA: 17, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-0 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 1-1 < PF: 18, PA: 14, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-1 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 1-1 < PF: 16, PA: 15, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-1 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 2-0 < PF: 16, PA: 13, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 1-0 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 2-0 < PF: 19, PA: 15, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-0 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 1-1 < PF: 16, PA: 16, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 0-2 < PF: 15, PA: 20, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-1 > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (USC) 2-0 < PF: 21, PA: 13, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 1-0 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 1-1 < PF: 15, PA: 18, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-1 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 1-1 < PF: 14, PA: 17, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-0 > New Orleans Saints (Cena’s Writer) 0-2 < PF: 14, PA: 21, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-1 > NFC WEST Seattle Seahawks (UZI Suicide) 2-0 < PF: 18, PA: 16, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 1-0 > San Francisco 49ers (devo) 1-1 < PF: 15, PA: 15, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 1-1 < PF: 18, PA: 17, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-0 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 1-1 < PF: 18, PA: 18, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-1 >

5:30 p.m. • This entry is dedicated to SFAJack, who is dealing with a hurricane named Ike. Didn't George W. Bush get the memo that you voted for him? If so, I'm sure he would have steered this path of destruction toward a bluer part of the state. You've commented on the subject of your "welcomed guests to Houston" before, so I thought you might like this. 6 p.m. • To keep up with the "SFA Jack/Texas/Underclass" theme, here's a blast from the past from Mr. Jack's state that I'm sure makes him proud. Don't forget the remix/radio version/whatever the hell this is supposed to be. I'm still trying to figure out why this song is called "Bald Head Gals" when the chorus contains the more explicit word. Oh well, at least the part with the horse got a chuckle out of me. Finally, to complete today's Willie Dee trifecta, this one (0:30) goes out to Whoppi Goldberg, who, if McCain gets elected, will be first to go up on the slave auctioning block. You know, I remember back in '04 Cameron Diaz said that if you think rape should be legal then don't vote. Slaves, rape: when is all of the good stuff really going to happen? Keep your tax cuts, just let me stick my weiner in Diaz's mouth. No, I don't want a blow job; I'm just tired of hearing her voice. 6:15 p.m. • OK, this is why I love rap. If you listened to the third song in the Willie Dee collection above you would have noticed there was a female saying she had a pussy the size of Bolivia. Well, Willie Dee's "Controversy" album was released in 1989. Just three years later, Willie D (guess the "ee" fared poorly in the focus groups), released the following... And WTF? The high price is more than $100. Oh, and here is the song that Choice did which caused Mr. D's scorn.

You realize politics has always been like this, right?

7 p.m. • So the better half had an interview today, and her interviewer was wearing a "Hillary Supporter For Obama" button. Nice. You know what was better? The feminazi's first question being about a place Mrs. kkk worked at 4+ years ago, which was a Catholic hospital. The interviewer was trying to find out if she was Catholic. (Mrs. kkk is, but that's not the reason she worked at said hospital.) Of course, never mind the fact that the better half only lasted 7 months at that job because it was run by dumbfucks. Because, you know, everyone who works at a Catholic organization must automatically be of that religion. Now I guess I could go on and say, "OMG liberals are the most intolerant of all people" or something like that, but I was at an interview back in December where the idiot interviewing me had a Bush/Cheney mug on his desk. • I'm sure this picture in question has already been taken down, and I'm not a regular to Mr. Cooley's blog, but peep this, especially the boldface: How could you NOT notice this little part of the picture? And I thought I was packing light down there. 7:45 p.m. • Regarding Cooley, I just ventured into the "Pictures I Like" Thread.