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I don't bother looking at playoff seedings until Week 16. I would rather not know of any possible clusterfucks until I have no choice.

10 a.m. • Dude, you haven't posted anything in a while. What's up with that? Oh, yeah. I haven't had the time/desire to do so. Bummer, because I have yet to run down all the shit I bought during Black Friday. Might as well Jew this one out. Here's a recent AIM conversation I had that has a couple good ideas in it -- or at least I think they're not all that bad. At least not as bad as my spelling. Holy Christ. Fww76 (11:10:11 AM): remember the person i told you yesterday -- oil companies? UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:10:19 AM): yep Fww76 (11:10:25 AM): surprise -- he has no job Fww76 (11:10:27 AM): i told him Fww76 (11:10:33 AM): start your own business Fww76 (11:10:39 AM): lend yourself a shitload of $ Fww76 (11:10:42 AM): then ask for a bailout UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:10:46 AM): hahaha Fww76 (11:10:47 AM): think it'll work? UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:10:49 AM): win UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:10:49 AM): yes UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:10:51 AM): god yes UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:10:51 AM): haha Fww76 (11:10:59 AM): i just typed it not thinking Fww76 (11:11:03 AM): then i looked at it Fww76 (11:11:08 AM): thought, "damn, this might work" Fww76 (11:11:26 AM): Uh, yeah, Barney Frank, I'm the founder of the KK Korporation Fww76 (11:11:32 AM): my debtors aren't paying me Fww76 (11:11:42 AM): who owes me? This deadbeat named *ME* Fww76 (11:11:48 AM): he owes me like $2 million Fww76 (11:12:11 AM): im sure someone's doing this already sadly enough UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER(11:12:16 AM): ford Fww76 (11:12:35 AM): i'll accept them getting baiiled out Fww76 (11:12:40 AM): only if they give the lions away UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:12:52 AM): to the government? UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:12:54 AM): LOL Fww76 (11:12:59 AM): no UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:13:00 AM): let's see the government run a football team UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:13:02 AM): i like it Fww76 (11:13:02 AM): but that would be funny Fww76 (11:13:13 AM): be like $400 million over the salary cap Fww76 (11:13:16 AM): nobody would get cut UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:13:43 AM): if the republicans run the team, they'll build a huge stadium on their players' pensions Fww76 (11:13:54 AM): hmmm UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:13:55 AM): players playing until they're in their 50's Fww76 (11:14:08 AM): that sounds more like the dems UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:14:13 AM): hahaha Fww76 (11:14:13 AM): here's what i think the reps would do Fww76 (11:15:01 AM): they would have everyone invest their $ back into the lions Fww76 (11:15:10 AM): then take the $ and leave UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:15:14 AM): lol Fww76 (11:15:16 AM): "oops -- FREE MARKET" Fww76 (11:15:32 AM): wait 20 years, you always have to in order to see your investment gains UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:15:36 AM): they'd outsource the players Fww76 (11:15:39 AM): lol Fww76 (11:15:43 AM): NFL does that anyway UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:15:47 AM): true! Fww76 (11:16:01 AM): Democrats would keep them until the 50 Fww76 (11:16:03 AM): 50s Fww76 (11:16:07 AM): can't get rid of anyone Fww76 (11:16:09 AM): jobs banks UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:16:37 AM): haha UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:16:45 AM): they'd lobby to expand the roster size Fww76 (11:16:52 AM): lobby? Fww76 (11:16:55 AM): they'd just do it Fww76 (11:18:29 AM): sports talk radio will get the fairness doctring Fww76 (11:18:40 AM): half-hour talking about how bad teh lions suck Fww76 (11:18:46 AM): half-hour talking about how great they are Fww76 (11:18:58 AM): "uhhh, they were winning 10-0 in the first quarter!" UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:19:15 AM): hahaha UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:19:22 AM): now that i think about it, this needs to happen

Deadline has come and gone.

My old man would always say, "God is good God is great Thank you Lord For this pig we ate. Amen" He would say "pig" even if we were having turkey. I also never understood what he would say "ate" when we wouldn't have even consumed one thing from the dinner table yet.

After reading your posts in the past about how illegal immigrants are vital for our low consumer prices, remember that also applies when dey turk ur job and give it to some guy named Babu Ralph in the New Delhi Utah call center/tech department.

Deadline has come and gone for today's games. Sorry I couldn't post the PM'd picks but I've been throwing up all morning and feel like crap in general. And this is before going to the in-laws...

AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 7-4 < PF: 95, PA: 75, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 3-2 > New York Jets (Gert) 6-5 < PF: 84, PA: 79, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 4-7 < PF: 93, PA: 97, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 2-2 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 4-7 < PF: 76, PA: 84, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-2 > AFC NORTH Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 6-4-1 < PF: 76, PA: 79, AFC: 4-3-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-1-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 6-4-1 < PF: 86, PA: 81, AFC: 5-3-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 5-6 < PF: 83, PA: 79, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 3-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 2-8-1 < PF: 80, PA: 90, AFC: 2-5-1, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-3-1 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 6-5 < PF: 80, PA: 82, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 4-0 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 6-5 < PF: 78, PA: 81, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-3 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-6 < PF: 74, PA: 84, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 2-8-1 < PF: 83, PA: 86, AFC: 1-6-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-3 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 6-5 < PF: 77, PA: 74, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-1 > Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 6-5 < PF: 87, PA: 84, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-1 > San Diego Chargers (909) 6-5 < PF: 72, PA: 74, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-2 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 3-8 < PF: 81, PA: 88, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 1-3 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 9-2 < PF: 82, PA: 69, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 2-1 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-4 < PF: 77, PA: 70, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 6-3, DIV: 2-2 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-4 < PF: 80, PA: 77, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 1-3 > New York Giants (Cartman) 5-6 < PF: 75, PA: 85, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 3-4, DIV: 2-1 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 9-2 < PF: 91, PA: 70, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 3-1 > Green Bay Packers (VX) 6-5 < PF: 77, PA: 78, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 3-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 3-8 < PF: 74, PA: 79, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 3-6, DIV: 2-2 > Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-9 < PF: 72, PA: 88, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-8, DIV: 0-4 > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (USC) 8-3 < PF: 91, PA: 73, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 3-1 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-4 < PF: 76, PA: 85, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 3-1 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 5-6 < PF: 78, PA: 81, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 2-5, DIV: 0-3 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-7 < PF: 75, PA: 79, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 1-2 > NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 8-3 < PF: 83, PA: 75, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 8-2, DIV: 3-2 > Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 6-5 < PF: 87, PA: 77, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 3-1 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-7 < PF: 80, PA: 89, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-6, DIV: 1-3 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-7 < PF: 73, PA: 83, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 3-5, DIV: 1-2 > ******************************************************************************** With 5 weeks to go, below is a listing of won/loss records per conference. People with the same record are in no particular order. AFC New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 7-4 Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 6-4-1 Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 6-4-1 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 6-5 Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 6-5 San Diego Chargers (909) 6-5 New York Jets (Gert) 6-5 Houston Texans (Bored) 6-5 Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 6-5 Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-6 Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 5-6 Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 4-7 Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 4-7 Oakland Raiders (Smues) 3-8 Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 2-8-1 Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 2-8-1 NFC Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 9-2 Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 9-2 Atlanta Falcons (USC) 8-3 San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 8-3 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-4 Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-4 Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-4 Green Bay Packers (VX) 6-5 Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 6-5 New York Giants (Cartman) 5-6 New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 5-6 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-7 Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-7 St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-7 Detroit Lions (Chazz) 3-8 Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-9

AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 7-4 < PF: 95, PA: 75, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 3-2 > New York Jets (Gert) 6-5 < PF: 84, PA: 79, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 4-7 < PF: 93, PA: 97, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 2-2 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 4-7 < PF: 76, PA: 84, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-2 > AFC NORTH Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 6-4-1 < PF: 76, PA: 79, AFC: 4-3-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-1-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 6-4-1 < PF: 86, PA: 81, AFC: 5-3-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 5-6 < PF: 83, PA: 79, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 3-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 2-8-1 < PF: 80, PA: 90, AFC: 2-5-1, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-3-1 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 6-5 < PF: 80, PA: 82, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 4-0 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 6-5 < PF: 78, PA: 81, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-3 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-6 < PF: 74, PA: 84, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 2-8-1 < PF: 83, PA: 86, AFC: 1-6-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-3 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 6-5 < PF: 77, PA: 74, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-1 > Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 6-5 < PF: 87, PA: 84, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-1 > San Diego Chargers (909) 6-5 < PF: 72, PA: 74, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-2 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 3-8 < PF: 81, PA: 88, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 1-3 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 9-2 < PF: 82, PA: 69, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 2-1 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-4 < PF: 77, PA: 70, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 6-3, DIV: 2-2 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-4 < PF: 80, PA: 77, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 1-3 > New York Giants (Cartman) 5-6 < PF: 75, PA: 85, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 3-4, DIV: 2-1 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 9-2 < PF: 91, PA: 70, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 3-1 > Green Bay Packers (VX) 6-5 < PF: 77, PA: 78, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 3-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 3-8 < PF: 74, PA: 79, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 3-6, DIV: 2-2 > Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-9 < PF: 72, PA: 88, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-8, DIV: 0-4 > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (USC) 8-3 < PF: 91, PA: 73, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 3-1 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-4 < PF: 76, PA: 85, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 3-1 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 5-6 < PF: 78, PA: 81, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 2-5, DIV: 0-3 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-7 < PF: 75, PA: 79, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 1-2 > NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 8-3 < PF: 83, PA: 75, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 8-2, DIV: 3-2 > Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 6-5 < PF: 87, PA: 77, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 3-1 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-7 < PF: 80, PA: 89, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-6, DIV: 1-3 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-7 < PF: 73, PA: 83, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 3-5, DIV: 1-2 >

It's time for Ripper to choose his own adventure. Does he want me to: A) Say something insensitive/make yet another stupid joke? or B) Actually be sincere? Not sure what you are in the mood for. The choice is yours.

Go Bailout Bowl! And why did my Washington State whatever-they're-called have an asterisk? Was I not eligible for one of these meaningless exhibitions bowl games?

Because of that wonderful thing called "family," I'll be leaving early on Thursday to arrive at the in-laws and listen to my knocked-up crack-whore niece-in-law whine about how she has no money and that America does nothing for the poor. Hopefully I'll open my mouth like I did at a family function earlier this year and get her methadone ass out of my sight ASAP. Oh, yeah. Here are the spreads. Remember, if you don't submit picks on Turkey Day by the deadline, you lose out on ALL THREE GAMES. Emergency Picks don't cover 'em. (11.5) Tennessee at Detroit 47-10 Seattle at Dallas (12.5) 9-34 Arizona at Philadelphia (2.5) 20-48 San Francisco at Buffalo (7.5) 10-3 (7.5) Baltimore at Cincinnati 34-3 (4.5) Indianapolis at Cleveland 10-6 Caolinar at Green Bay (3.5) 35-31 Denver at N.Y. Jets (7.5) 34-17 (8.5) Miami at St. Louis 16-12 New Orleans at Tampa Bay (3.5) 20-23 (3.5) N.Y. Giants at Washington 23-7 Atlanta at San Diego (5.5) 22-16 Pittsburgh at New England (0.5) 33-10 Kansas City at Oakland (3.5) 20-13 Chicago at Minnesota (3.5) 14-34 Jacksonville at Houston (3.5) Key: TEN/DAL/PHI/SF/BAL/CLE/CAR/DEN/STL/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/MIN Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 2-9-1) d by Detroit Lions (Chazz 4-8) 8-11 TEN: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/STL/TB/WAS/ATL/PIT/OAK/MIN/HOU/31 DET: TEN/DAL/AZ/SF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/CHI/JAX/10 DIFF: BUF/SF, GB/CAR, NYJ/DEN, STL/MIA, TB/NO, WAS/NYG, OAK/KC, MIN/CHI, HOU/JAX Seattle Seahawks (UZI Suicide 7-5) d Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 7-5) 8-7 SEA: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/PIT/KC/MIN/JAX/13 DAL: DET/DAL/AZ/BUF/CIN/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/WAS/ATL/PIT/KC/MIN/JAX/XX DIFF: TEN/DET, BAL/CIN, TB/NO, NYG/WAS, SD/ATL Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 4-8) d by Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 10-2) 8-9 AZ: DET/DAL/PHI/BUF/CIN/IND/GB/NYJ/STL/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/CHI/HOU/24 PHI: TEN/DAL/PHI/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/MIN/HOU/20 DIFF: DET/TEN, CIN/BAL, STL/MIA, PIT/NE, CHI/MIN San Francisco 49ers (Devo 8-4) d by Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 5-7) 7-9 SF: TEN/DAL/PHI/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/OAK/CHI/JAX/21 BUF: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/NO/WAS/SD/PIT/KC/MIN/JAX/17 DIFF: PHI/AZ, GB/CAR, NYJ/DEN, TB/NO, NYG/WAS, ATL/SD, OAK/KC, CHI/MIN, 21/17 Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 7-4-1) d Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 2-9-1) 8-8+TB BAL: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/MIN/JAX/30(-34=4) CIN: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/OAK/CHI/HOU/10(-3=7) DIFF: CAR/GB, TB/NO, NE/PIT, KC/OAK, MIN/CHI, JAX/HOU, 30/10 Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 5-7) d by Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 6-6) 5-5+TB IND: TEN/SEA/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/NE/OAK/MIN/HOU/27(-10=17) CLE: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/CIN/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/CHI/HOU/14(-6=8) DIFF: SEA/DAL, BAL/CIN, SD/ATL, MIN/CHI, 27/14 Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 7-5) d by Green Bay Packers (VX 7-5) 9-10 CAR: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/CHI/HOU/20 GB: TEN/SEA/AZ/SF/BAL/CLE/CAR/DEN/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/CHI/JAX/31 DIFF: DAL/SEA, BUF/SF, IND/CLE, TB/NO, HOU/JAX, 20/31 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 7-5) j00'd N.Y. Jets (Gert 6-6) 7-4 DEN: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/NE/OAK/CHI/HOU/23 NYJ: XX/XXX/XXX/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/DEN/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/NE/OAK/CHI/HOU/28 DIFF: TEN/XX, DAL/XX, CAR/GB Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 5-7) d St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 4-8) MIA: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/MIN/JAX/27 STL: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/WAS/ATL/NE/OAK/CHI/JAX/15 DIFF: GB/CAR, NYG/WAS, MIN/CHI New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 6-6) d Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 4-8) 8-7 NO: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/MIN/JAX/28 TB: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/CHI/HOU/22 DIFF: NO/TB, MIN/CHI, JAX/HOU N.Y. Giants (Cartman 6-6) d Washington Redskins (Human Fly 7-5) NYG: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/STL/NO/WAS/ATL/PIT/KC/MIN/HOU/17 WAS: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/MIN/XX/16 DIFF: STL/MIA, NO/TB, WAS/NYG, PIT/NE, KC/OAK, HOU/XX, 17/16 Atlanta Falcons (USC 9-3) d San Diego Chargers (909 6-6) 12-7 ATL: TEN/DAL/AZ/SF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/MIN/HOU/21 SD: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/PIT/OAK/MIN/JAX/27 DIFF: SF/BUF, NO/TB, ATL/SD, KC/OAK, HOU/JAX Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus 7-4-1) d New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 7-5) 8-5 PIT: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/CHI/HOU/24 NE: DET/SEA/AZ/SF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/NE/OAK/MIN/JAX/24 DIFF: TEN/DET, DAL/SEA, BUF/SF, GB/CAR, ATL/SD, PIT/NE, KC/OAK, CHI/MIN, HOU/JAX Kansas City Chiefs (BX 7-5) d Oakland Raiders (Smues 3-9) 7-4 KC: DET/DAL/AZ/BUF/CIN/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/CHI/HOU/21 OAK: TEN/SEA/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/TB/WAS/SD/NE/OAK/CHI/JAX/25 DIFF: DET/TEN, DAL/SEA, CIN/BAL, NYJ/DEN, NO/TB, NYG/WAS, ATL/SD, KC/OAK, HOU/JAX Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion 2-10) d by Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 10-2) 6-7 CHI: DET/SEA/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/OAK/CHI/JAX/30 MIN: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/SD/PIT/OAK/CHI/JAX/22 DIFF: DET/TEN, SEA/DAL, ATL/SD Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 6-6) d by Houston Texans (Bored 7-5) 6-8 JAX: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/OAK/CHI/JAX/23 HOU: TEN/SEA/AZ/SF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/CHI/JAX/22 DIFF: DAL/SEA, BUF/SF, GB/CAR, OAK/KC, 23/22

Dude, I need to stop posting when I'm at work and skim through posts more than I normally do. *waits for someone to take my "I need to stop posting" comment and set it all by itself.* Oh, and I'm super cereal about the coin flip thing.

"I hate to see what happens in the Super Bowl, or I hate to see what happens in the playoffs. You have to settle with a tie." If it comes down to it, I settle things with a coin flip. Seriously.

kkk Bowl Year 1 x= Wild Card Team AFC EAST New York Jets (Gert T) 13-3 <PF: 167, PA: 150> x=Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion) 10-6 <PF: 156, PA: 146> x=Buffalo Bills (tpww7) 9-7 <PF: 155, PA: 156> New England Patriots (nl-asshole) 7-9 <PF: 155, PA: 156> AFC NORTH Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 9-6-1 <PF: 156, PA: 157> Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway) 8-8 <PF: 149, PA: 152> Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 6-8-2 <PF: 145, PA: 142> Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) 6-9-1 <PF: 156, PA: 154> AFC SOUTH Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 10-6 <PF: 157, PA: 154> Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 7-9 <PF: 151, PA: 157> Houston Texans (Bored) 7-9 <PF: 160, PA: 160> Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 7-9 <PF: 148, PA: 146> AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-6 <PF: 166, PA: 153> San Diego Chargers (AgentBond) 9-7 <PF: 146, PA: 137> Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 6-10 <PF: 149, PA: 162> Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 6-10 <PF: 149, PA: 156> NFC EAST Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 9-7 <PF: 152, PA: 155> x=Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 8-8 <PF: 142 PA: 150> Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 8-8 <PF: 143, PA: 139> New York Giants (bob_barron) 8-8 <PF: 142, PA: 131> NFC NORTH Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 11-5 <PF: 151, PA: 142> Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 8-8 <PF: 152, PA: 143> Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 7-9 <PF: 146, PA: 158> Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 6-10 <PF: 153, PA: 156> NFC SOUTH Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 9-7 <PF: 148, PA: 137> Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 7-9 <PF: 138, PA: 146> New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 6-10 <PF: 146, PA: 154> Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 6-10 <PF: 138, PA: 150> NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 10-6 <PF: 159, PA: 147> x=Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 8-8 <PF: 149, PA: 156> St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 7-8-1 <PF: 133, PA: 136> Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 6-9-1 <PF: 142, PA: 145> ************************************************************************** kkk Bowl Year IV x= Wild Card Team AFC EAST * Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 9-7 < PF: 119, PA: 111, AFC: 7-5, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 5-1 > New York Jets (Gert T) 8-8 < PF: 113, PA: 112, AFC: 6-6, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-4 > New England Patriots (nl-asshole) 7-8-1 < PF: 116, PA: 106, AFC: 3-8-1, NFC: 4-0, DIV: 1-5 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 5-11 < PF: 117, PA: 122, AFC: 4-8, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 4-2 > AFC NORTH * Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 12-4 < PF: 113, PA: 103, AFC: 10-2, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 5-1 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 8-7-1 < PF: 110, PA: 108, AFC: 6-5-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-3-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 7-8-1 < PF: 112, PA: 114, AFC: 5-6-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-4-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 6-9-1 < PF: 109, PA: 127, AFC: 5-6-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 3-3 > AFC SOUTH * Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 10-6 < PF: 111, PA: 110, AFC: 7-5, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 4-2 > * Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 9-7 < PF: 123, PA: 113, AFC: 6-6, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-3 > * Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 9-7 < PF: 118, PA: 123, AFC: 5-7, NFC: 4-0, DIV: 3-3 > Houston Texans (Bored) 7-9 < PF: 115, PA: 116, AFC: 6-6, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 2-4 > AFC WEST * Kansas City Chiefs (Alfdogg) 9-6-1 < PF: 118, PA: 111, AFC: 6-5-1 NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-2-1 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 8-8 < PF: 127, PA: 120, AFC: 6-6, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 4-2 > Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 8-8 < PF: 112, PA: 115, AFC: 6-6, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-4 > San Diego Chargers (Porter) 7-8-1 < PF: 118, PA: 126, AFC: 5-6-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-3-1 > NFC EAST * Philadelphia Eagles (Harley Quinn) 9-6-1 < PF: 123, PA: 116, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 8-3-1, DIV: 5-1 > New York Giants (Cartman) 7-9 < PF: 113, PA: 121, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 6-6, DIV: 3-3 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-9 < PF: 103, PA: 113, AFC: 0-4, NFC: 7-5, DIV: 2-4 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 34) 5-11 < PF: 107, PA: 123, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 4-9, DIV: 3-3 > NFC NORTH * Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 11-5 < PF: 123, PA: 107, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 9-3, DIV: 3-3 > * Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 9-7 < PF: 97, PA: 103, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 8-4, DIV: 5-1 > * Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 9-7 < PF: 123, PA: 112, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 8-4, DIV: 4-2 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 5-11 < PF: 103, PA: 120, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 2-10, DIV: 1-5 > NFC SOUTH * Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 12-4 < PF: 134, PA: 113, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 9-3, DIV: 6-0 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 9-7 < PF: 125, PA: 119, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 7-5, DIV: 3-3 > New Orleans Saints (Cena’s Writer) 6-9-1 < PF: 118, PA: 110, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 4-7-1, DIV: 2-4 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 5-11 < PF: 113, PA: 122 AFC: 2-2, NFC: 3-9, DIV: 1-5 > NFC WEST * Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 8-8 < PF: 121, PA: 111, AFC: 1-3 NFC: 7-5, DIV: 5-1 > Seattle Seahawks (Chazz 1998) 8-8 < PF: 119, PA: 110, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 6-6, DIV: 4-2 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 7-9 < PF: 125, PA: 119, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 4-8, DIV: 0-6 > San Francisco 49ers (Lightning Flik) 6-10 < PF: 106, PA: 122, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 5-7, DIV: 3-3 >

? We had a tie earlier this season between Baltimore and Tenn.

Get a newspaper on Turkey Day and look through the circulars if you want to know what will be going on at the stores near you. To confirm 2Gold's post, I saw the Toys R Us 3-get-1-free deal this week in its weekly circular.

AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 7-3 < PF: 84, PA: 64, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 3-1 > New York Jets (Gert) 5-5 < PF: 75, PA: 72, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 3-7 < PF: 82, PA: 86, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 1-2 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 3-7 < PF: 64, PA: 76, AFC: 2-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-2 > AFC NORTH Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 6-3-1 < PF: 77, PA: 71, AFC: 5-3-1, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 2-2 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 6-4 < PF: 67, PA: 70, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-1 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 4-6 < PF: 74, PA: 74, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 3-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 2-8 < PF: 71, PA: 81, AFC: 2-5, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-3 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 6-4 < PF: 75, PA: 73, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 4-0 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 6-4 < PF: 70, PA: 71, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 1-3 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-5 < PF: 69, PA: 76, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 2-7-1 < PF: 76, PA: 77, AFC: 1-5-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-3 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 6-4 < PF: 71, PA: 64, AFC: 5-2, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-0 > Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 6-4 < PF: 79, PA: 72, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-1 > San Diego Chargers (909) 5-5 < PF: 64, PA: 69, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-2 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 2-8 < PF: 71, PA: 82, AFC: 2-5, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-3 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 8-2 < PF: 72, PA: 60, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 2-1 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-3 < PF: 73, PA: 68, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 1-3 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 6-4 < PF: 68, PA: 61, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 2-2 > New York Giants (Cartman) 4-6 < PF: 65, PA: 76, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 2-4, DIV: 2-1 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 8-2 < PF: 81, PA: 62, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 3-1 > Green Bay Packers (VX) 6-4 < PF: 71, PA: 71, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 3-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 2-8 < PF: 64, PA: 73, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 2-6, DIV: 2-2 > Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-8 < PF: 64, PA: 79, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-7, DIV: 0-4 > NFC SOUTH Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-3 < PF: 68, PA: 76, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 3-0 > Atlanta Falcons (USC) 7-3 < PF: 82, PA: 65, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 4-3, DIV: 2-1 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-6 < PF: 69, PA: 69, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 4-4, DIV: 1-2 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 4-6 < PF: 71, PA: 75, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 1-5, DIV: 0-3 > NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 7-3 < PF: 74, PA: 68, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 7-2, DIV: 3-2 > Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 6-4 < PF: 78, PA: 68, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 4-4, DIV: 3-1 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-6 < PF: 71, PA: 79, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-5, DIV: 1-3 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 3-7 < PF: 64, PA: 75, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 2-5, DIV: 1-2 >

Deadline has come and gone. Agent of Oblivion is using EPs. (He sent in his pick for the Thursday game but didn't send picks for anything else.)

8 a.m. • Wow, After years of finding the 382,234,672,236,190 worst things that you can do to a Muslim male, from having poorly positioned hospital beds to having pre-marital sex, I think I finally found something it has to be in the Top 10, if not higher. No wonder they hate Western culture. Man, it wasn't an easy choice to lead off with that joke when there's also a sure-fire "convert to Catholicism" crack to be had. Oh well, I made my joke. I'm standing by it.

8:05 p.m. • It's not even five minutes into the new "Ghost Whisperer" and the better half is already yelling out "Fuck you!" to the television. Not even the voice of Micheal Savage up here in the second-floor computer room can drown out her cries of rage coming from the first-floor living room. What's going on with this show? Don't ask. "Ghost Whisperer." Michael Savage. No wonder kkk Jr. decided to off herself in the womb. 10:30 p.m. • I don't pay much attention to the NBA and the money issues of teams. I do hear about how some teams are more concerned with clearing salary cap room than trying to be competitive on the court, and I guess if you are trying to think "big picture" then it might be necessary. But seriously, if you are a Knicks fan, why would you even bother following this team for the next several years? I mean, I've constantly heard the "wait 'till next year" often enough, especially since the Pirates are my hometown team (actually, they don't even bother to say that anymore), but to dump players and free up cap room for the possibility of getting a big name in 2010?! Then again, I don't live in an NBA city, so what do I know? I'm sure the people they traded away probably won't make the Knicks much better than they would be without them. Who knows. Who cares.I remember back in the 1990s some people actually thought Shittsburgh could support a professional basketball team. Too bad they could never get enough people to attend an NBA preseason game. Oh, and then there was some minor-league team called the Piranhas that lasted a season or two. Check that. Make it a season. Hey, at least they made it to the finals in their year of existence. Hmm, there is also a Pittsburgh Piranhas women's hockey organization. OK.

Pray you don't end up on a jury. Trust me. Oh, and I got your back.

No. You just had a chance to go up one.

Did you see anything like that on your FL vacation?

*Starts watching Q montage* OK, when's the "Ghetto Blaster" comment going to appear? 2:19 Nice.