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Regular-season tie-breakers are handled the same way here as in the NFL. I'll copy and paste my usual rules for this later this week. I also peered into the crystal ball for Week 17: Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 7-7 @ Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 8-5-1 New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 8-6 @ Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 7-7 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-7 @ San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 9-5 Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-7 @ Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 12-2 New York Giants (Cartman) 7-7 @ Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 10-4

Remember, there is a Thursday (IND/JAX) and a Saturday (BAL/DAL) game this week. EPs do not cover these contests. (6.5) Indianapolis at Jacksonville 31-24 Baltimore at Dallas (4.5) 33-24 Cincinnati at Cleveland (2.5) 14-0 (6.5) New Orleans at Detroit 42-7 (4.5) Miami at Kansas City 38-31 Atlanta at Minnesota (3.5) 24-17 Arizona at New England (7.5) 7-47 Carolina at N.Y. Giants (3.5) 28-34 (5.5) San Francisco at St. Louis 17-16 (1.5) Pittsburgh at Tennessee 14-31 (4.5) Philadelphia at Washington 3-10 Buffalo at Denver (7.5) 30-23 (7.5) Houston at Oakland 16-27 (4.5) N.Y. Jets at Seattle 3-13 San Diego at Tampa Bay (3.5) 41-24 Green Bay at Chicago (4.5) 17-20 Sunday Monday Night games not factored in yet. Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 5-10) d by Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 8-7) 5-6 IND: JAX/DAL/CIN/DET/MIA/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/DEN/OAK/NYJ/TB/CHI/24 JAX: JAX/BAL/CLE/NO/MIA/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/BUF/HOU/NYJ/TB/GB/17 DIFF: DAL/BAL, CIN/CLE, DET/NO, DEN/BUF, OAK/HOU, CHI/GB, 24/17 Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 8-6-1) d by Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 8-7) 7-8 BAL: IND/BAL/CIN/NO/MIA/ATL/AZ/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/DEN/HOU/NYJ/TB/CHI/24 DAL: IND/DAL/CIN/NO/MIA/ATL/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/DEN/HOU/NYJ/TB/GB/17 DIFF: BAL/DAL, AZ/NE, CHI/GB Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 5-9-1) d Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 6-8-1) 5-5 CIN:IND/DAL/CLE/NO/MIA/ATL/NE/CAR/SF/PIT/PHI/DEN/HOU/NYJ/TB/CHI/14(-14=0) CLE: IND/DAL/CLE/DET/MIA/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/WAS/DEN/HOU/NYJ/TB/CHI/17(-0=17) DIFF: NO/DET, ATL/MIN, CAR/NYG, PHI/WAS, 14/17 New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 6-9) d by Detroit Lions (Chazz 7-8) 5-8 NO: XXX/XXX/CLE/NO/MIA/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/DEN/HOU/NYJ/SD/CHI/EP DET: IND/BAL/CIN/NO/MIA/ATL/AZ/CAR/SF/PIT/PHI/BUF/HOU/NYJ/TB/GB/21 DIFF: XX/IND, XX/BAL, CLE/CIN, MIN/ATL, NE/AZ, NYG/CAR, DEN/BUF, SD/TB, CHI/GB, XX/21 Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 6-9) d Kansas City Chiefs (BX 8-7) 7-6 MIA: IND/BAL/CIN/NO/KC/ATL/NE/CAR/SF/PIT/PHI/DEN/OAK/NYJ/TB/CHI/20 KC: IND/DAL/CLE/DET/MIA/ATL/AZ/CAR/SF/TEN/WAS/DEN/HOU/NYJ/SD/CHI/17 DIFF: BAL/DAL, CIN/CLE, NO/DET, KC/MIA, NE/AZ, PIT/TEN, PHI/WAS, OAK/HOU, TB/SD Atlanta Falcons (Rocket 12-3) d Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 10-5) 12-7 ATL: IND/DAL/CLE/NO/MIA/ATL/AZ/NYG/SF/TEN/WAS/BUF/OAK/SEA/SD/GB/20 MIN: IND/DAL/CIN/NO/MIA/MIN/AZ/CAR/STL/PIT/WAS/BUF/HOU/NYJ/TB/CHI/24 DIFF: CLE/CIN, ATL/MIN, NYG/CAR, SF/STL, TEN/PIT, OAK/HOU, SEA/NYJ, SD/TB, GB/CHI Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 6-9) d New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 8-7) 11-9 AZ: IND/BAL/CIN/NO/MIA/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/WAS/BUF/HOU/SEA/SD/CHI/17 NE: IND/BAL/CIN/NO/MIA/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/BUF/HOU/NYJ/SD/CHI/27 DIFF: WAS/PHI, SEA/NYJ, 17/27 Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 8-7) d N.Y. Giants (Cartman 7-8) 8-8 CAR: IND/BAL/CLE/NO/MIA/ATL/NE/CAR/STL/PIT/PHI/DEN/HOU/SEA/TB/CHI/26(-28=2) NYG: JAX/DAL/CLE/NO/KC/ATL/NE/CAR/STL/PIT/PHI/BUF/HOU/SEA/SD/GB/17(-34=17) DIFF: IND/JAX, BAL/DAL, MIA/KC, DEN/BUF, TB/SD, CHI/GB, 26/17 San Francisco 49ers (Devo 9-6) d by St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 6-9) 6-6 SF: IND/DAL/CLE/NO/MIA/ATL/NE/CAR/SF/PIT/PHI/DEN/OAK/NYJ/TB/CHI/24(-17=7) STL: IND/DAL/CLE/NWO/MIA/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/BUF/HOU/NYJ/TB/CHI/12(-16=4) DIFF: ATL/MIN, CAR/NYG, DEN/BUF, OAK/HOU, 24/12 Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus 10-4-1) d Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 3-10-2) 8-5 PIT: IND/DAL/CIN/NO/MIA/ATL/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/DEN/HOU/SEA/TB/CHI/20 TEN: IND/DAL/CLE/DET/KC/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/TEN/PHI/DEN/HOU/SEA/TB/CHI/14 DIFF: CIN/CLE, NO/DET, MIA/KC, ATL/MIN, PIT/TEN Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 12-3) d by Washington Redskins (Human Fly 8-7) 7-8 PHI: IND/DAL/CIN/NO/MIA/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/TEN/PHI/DEN/HOU/NYJ/TB/CHI/24 WAS: IND/DAL/CLE/DET/KC/MIN/NE/NYG/STL/TEN/WAS/DEN/OAK/SEA/TB/CHI/XX DIFF: CIN/CLE, NO/DET, MIA/KC, SF/STL, PHI/WAS, HOU/OAK, NYJ/SEA Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 7-8) d by Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 10-5) 6-6 BUF: XXX/DAL/CLE/NO/MIA/MIN/NE/CAR/STL/TEN/WAS/DEN/HOU/NYJ/TB/CHI/17(-30=13) DEN: IND/DAL/CIN/NO/KC/MIN/NE/CAR/SF/PIT/PHI/BUF/HOU/NYJ/SD/CHI/24(-23=1) DIFF: XXX/IND, CLE/CIN, MIA/KC, STL/SF, TEN/PIT, WAS/PHI, DEN/BUF, TB/SD, 17/24 Houston Texans (Bored 9-6) d Oakland Raiders (Smues 5-10) 9-8 HOU: IND/BAL/CLE/NO/MIA/MIN/AZ/NYG/STL/TEN/PHI/BUF/HOU/NYJ/TB/GB/24 OAK: IND/DAL/CLE/NO/MIA/ATL/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/BUF/HOU/NYJ/SD/CHI/17 DIFF: BAL/DAL, MIN/ATL, AZ/NE, STL/SF, TEN/PIT, TB/SD, GB/CHI N.Y. Jets (Gert 8-7) d Seattle Seahawks (UZI 8-7) 9-7 NYJ: IND/BAL/CIN/NO/MIA/MIN/NE/NYG/SF/PIT/PHI/BUF/HOU/SEA/TB/CHI/17 SEA: IND/DAL/CIN/NO/MIA/MIN/NE/CAR/SF/TEN/PHI/DEN/HOU/NYJ/SD/CHI/17 DIFF: BAL/DAL, NYG/CAR, PIT/TEN, BUF/DEN, SEA/NYJ, TB/SD, 17/17 San Diego Chargers (909 6-9) d by Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 6-9) 6-6 SD: IND/DAL/CLE/NO/MIA/ATL/NE/CAR/SF/TEN/PHI/DEN/HOU/NYJ/TB/CHI/14(-41=27) TB: IND/DAL/CLE/NO/MIA/ATL/NE/CAR/SF/PIT/PHI/DEN/HOU/NYJ/SD/CHI/20(-24=4) DIFF: TEN/PIT, TB/SD, 14/20 Green Bay Packers (VX 7-8) d by Chicago Bears (Tzar Lysergic 5-10) 8-11 GB: JAX/BAL/CLE/DET/MIA/ATL/NE/CAR/SF/TEN/WAS/BUF/HOU/NYJ/TB/GB/24 CHI: IND/BAL/CIN/NO/MIA/ATL/AZ/CAR/STL/PIT/WAS/BUF/OAK/SEA/TB/CHI/63 DIFF: JAX/IND, CLE/CIN, DET/NO, NE/AZ, SF/STL, TEN/PIT, HOU/OAK, NYJ/SEA, GB/CHI, 24/63 VOTE TALLY: Prop 1: Yes - KingPK, Starvenger, Devo, Danville, Spiff, Rocket, Cletus, C.Chris, 909, Cartman, Hawk, C.Guitar, BX, Chazz, Kahran, Alfdogg, H.Quinn (17) Prop 2: Yes - KingPK, Starvenger, Danville, C.Chris, 909, C.Guitar, BX, Chazz, Alfdogg, H.Quinn, (10)

Hey, you people elect them. I have to LOL regarding "the rich" paying more for luxury items. Because it worked so well with George H.W. Bush taxed yachts during his administration. I also have to LOL when people make fun of the South for being overwhelmingly Republican considering the Northeast is more Blue than the South is Red. 10:30 p.m. • I like Charles Barkley. He's an entertaining fellow. But please STFU already about this. As most of you know, when it comes to college football I know jack shit. However, once I found out Chizik was the defensive coordinator at Auburn a few years ago when the team was 13-0 and in a BcS "National Title" controversy I knew the "Number 1" reason he was picked. He's a good ol' boy that had success at the school not too long ago. Complain about that if you want. But when you, and other PC faggots, start throwing around the RACSIM~! card, most of us just roll our eyes and go "n*gga plz." Charles added that Turner Gill would have won at Auburn if given the chance. Other ESPN pinheads have commented on Chizik's record at Iowa State. Fair enough. I wondered a bit why a 5-19 record warranted a career advancement. However, would Turner Gill have been successful at Iowa State after two seasons? Maybe Chizik was in a bad situation and wanted to get out. The Big 12 is a bigger playground than the Mid-American Conference. Because I'm curious, I decided to compare the resumes of both Chizik and Gill. From Wiki: Chizik Gill So which one would you take? I would go with Chizik because he played a bigger part in the success of the schools he was a coordinator at than Gill and his accomplishments. Guess that makes me a RACIST~! Then again, Gill's photo isn't on Wiki, yet Chizik has an image posted. Uh-oh. Could it be Wiki-RACISM~!?

Harley, Bob is already up 1-0 on you and you two meet Week 17.

Tentative rankings -- Once again, if you have the same record as someone else, tie-breakers are not being taken into consideration just yet. AFC *Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 9-4-1 *Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 9-5 Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 8-5-1 *New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 8-6 *Houston Texans (Bored) 8-6 Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 8-6 Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 7-7 New York Jets (Gert) 7-7 Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 7-7 Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 6-7-1 San Diego Chargers (909) 6-8 Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 5-9 Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-9 Oakland Raiders (Smues) 5-9 Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 4-9-1 Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 3-9-2 NFC *Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 12-2 *Atlanta Falcons (Rocket) 11-3 *Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 10-4 *San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 9-5 Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 8-6 New York Giants (Cartman) 7-7 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-7 Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-7 Green Bay Packers (VX) 7-7 Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-7 Detroit Lions (Chazz) 6-8 New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 6-8 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 5-9 St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 5-9 Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 5-9 Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 4-10 Week 16 notable match-ups: Baltimore Ravens (King PK 8-5-1) @ Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 7-7) Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 7-7) @ Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 9-5) New York Jets (Gert 7-7) @ Seattle Seahawks (UZI 8-6) Atlanta Falcons (Rocket 11-3) @ Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 10-4) Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 12-2) @ Washington Redskins (Human Fly 7-7) Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 7-7) @ New York Giants (Cartman 7-7)

No. If I see him again I'll try to get the name. He's a big (or at least bigger than most anchors) black guy with a loud voice.

I didn't think it was a TD, but if that's the rule then the refs got it right. Thanks Chris.

I normally don't pay attention to the NFL's Thursday Night Game, so I didn't know who won/covered the spread. After going through your picks this week I now know New Orleans was the victor -- either outright or the team lost by less than 3.5 points. Thanks for saving me a trip to NFL.com. 1 p.m. • So the guy from Oklahoma won the Heisman. Whatever. I was pulling for Colt, but this guy had the bigger numbers 'n stuff. Not like any of this matters in the NFL, though. • And last night while having SportsCenter on as background noise, I got to hear this gem. Some idiot anchor was trying to make a connection with the RECSSSION and people getting there jobs turk'en with the plethora of NBA coaches getting fired. Uh, dipshit, NBA coaches getting fired isn't quite the same as Joe Blow getting laid off because his business is closing. Why can't you idiots just stick to reading scores? Even Jay Harris, who is probably my favorite SportsCenter anchor, was acting a fool alongside this other guy, who I saw host a NFL Live once in a while but that's about it. Ugh.

Deadline has come and gone.

AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 8-5 < PF: 109, PA: 89, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 3-0, DIV: 3-2 > New York Jets (Gert) 7-6 < PF: 96, PA: 91, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-2 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 6-7 < PF: 96, PA: 99, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-2 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 5-8 < PF: 108, PA: 114, AFC: 4-6, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-3 > AFC NORTH Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 8-4-1 < PF: 93, PA: 88, AFC: 5-3-1, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 2-1-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 8-4-1 < PF: 101, PA: 96, AFC: 6-3-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 3-2 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 6-6-1 < PF: 95, PA: 91, AFC: 5-3-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 3-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 3-9-1 < PF: 97, PA: 105, AFC: 3-6-1, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-4-1 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 8-5 < PF: 97, PA: 95, AFC: 6-4, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 5-0 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 6-7 < PF: 92, PA: 99, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-4 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-8 < PF: 88, PA: 96, AFC: 4-6, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 2-9-2 < PF: 98, PA: 104, AFC: 1-6-2, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-3 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 8-5 < PF: 92, PA: 85, AFC: 7-3, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 4-1 > Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 7-6 < PF: 101, PA: 96, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 3-2 > San Diego Chargers (909) 6-7 < PF: 85, PA: 92, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-3 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 4-9 < PF: 91, PA: 101, AFC: 4-6, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 2-4 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 11-2 < PF: 100, PA: 84, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 8-2, DIV: 3-1 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-6 < PF: 90, PA: 87, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 6-4, DIV: 2-3 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-6 < PF: 91, PA: 94, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-5, DIV: 1-3 > New York Giants (Cartman) 6-7 < PF: 92, PA: 100, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 3-2 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 10-3< PF: 102, PA: 84, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 6-3, DIV: 4-2 > Green Bay Packers (VX) 7-6 < PF: 94, PA: 96, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 6-4, DIV: 3-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 5-8 < PF: 95, PA: 90, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 4-6, DIV: 3-2 > Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 3-10 < PF: 88, PA: 103, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-9, DIV: 0-5 > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (Rocket) 10-3 < PF: 110, PA: 84, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 6-3, DIV: 4-1 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-6 < PF: 92, PA: 103, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-5, DIV: 3-2 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 6-7 < PF: 90, PA: 95, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 3-6, DIV: 1-4 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 5-8 < PF: 90, PA: 94, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 5-6, DIV: 2-3 > NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 8-5 < PF: 95, PA: 92, AFC: 0-3, NFC: 8-2, DIV: 3-2 > Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 7-6 < PF: 101, PA: 93, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-5, DIV: 3-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 5-8 < PF: 87, PA: 95, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 2-2 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-9 < PF: 93, PA: 106, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-8, DIV: 1-4 >

Link. Arrested? Uncle Sam ought to be making you in charge of Social Security. I guess the government cracks down on those in direct competition with its own Ponzi scheme.

The story was probably posted at 2:36 a.m. because Snoozeweek probably released the info right before closing time for its PR division.

You guys are a supposed to be a news organization. You're supposed to up 24/7 trying to get the latest scoop and all that hippie stuff. Then how come there was nobody available for comment for this story? Granted the payroll is more than 100 warm bodies lighter, but still. I love it when media outlets clam up like the organizations they report about. Maybe you could print up another batch of "Osama Elected" SPECIAL EDITIONS for some quick cash. 10 p.m. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. That's all I'm going to say. • So it was 7:20 p.m. and the better half and I were getting frisky. And by frisky I mean... Don't say I didn't warn you, because you were. Now Thursday is when I get some peace and quiet Mrs. kkk's night for watching network television. She watches Survivor, CSI and some other crappy show after that. Now it was 40 minutes until Survivor, so I made a joke about what if you miss tonight's episode. "It's on On Demand," she replied. I go into the bedroom to, well, you know... ...and I'm still waiting. The heck? It doesn't take that long to swallow a birth control pill. I walk out into the living room and what do I see? She's setting the DVR to record Survivor. Glad the thought of my beefstick still gets her scampering off onto the love mattress. And for the record, she finished in time for Survivor's opening segment. • I generally don't like McDonald's ads, but I like this batch. The hell? When have attack ads NOT been popular? Then again, I don't think I'd want these two going at it head-to-head. Oh heck, if you've made it through today's entry you deserve it...

Thursday deadline has come and gone.

It snowed BECAUSE of global warming. Don't you get it?

Moving water, whether it's from a fountain or a sink, tastes better/fresher to them than water that's been sitting in a bowl. And colder, too.

The baseball playoffs and hockey playoffs are two different beasts. I would consider going deep into the playoffs, NHL style, to be the conference championship, and even then to stretch it out to a Game 6 or 7 if you happen to be on the losing side.

I'd say no. Don't ask me for facts to back this up or anything crazy like that. And what would you consider an "impact on playoff races" in the NHL?

Will the person I offered his team to accept in time for the Thursday night game? Will Porter come back once I told him that I would still accept picks from him even though he is retired but will probably return before the Super Bowl? Will a non-playoff team be given the chance of a lifetime to take part in the playoffs? Will nothing happen at all? You'll have to tune in and find out.

There are several people that are in danger of losing their teams due to lack of activity. I understand that not everybody can be in playoff contention, but not regularly making picks could unfairly affect the regular-season outcomes of other teams. The point of emergency picks are to make contests competitive if someone should forget to make selections once or twice a season. New Orleans at Chicago (3.5) 24-27 Tampa Bay at Atlanta (3.5) 10-13 Pittsburgh at Baltimore (2.5) 13-9 Denver at Carolina (7.5) 10-30 (7.5) Washington at Cincinnati 13-20 (3.5) Tennessee at Houston 12-13 Detroit at Indianapolis (17.5) 21-31 (2.5) Green Bay at Jacksonville 16-20 (5.5) San Diego at Kansas City 22-21 San Francisco at Miami (6.5) 9-14 Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (7.5) 27-31 (3.5) Seattle at St. Louis 23-20 Minnesota at Arizona (3.5) 35-14 (7.5) New England at Oakland 49-26 N.Y. Giants at Dallas (3.5) 8-20 Cleveland at Philadelphia (14.5) 10-30 NO/TB/PIT/CAR/CIN/HOU/DET/JAX/KC/SF/BUF/STL/MIN/NE/DAL/PHI Standings do not include Monday Night results New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 6-8) d by Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion 4-10) 5-7 NO: NO/ATL/PIT/DEN/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/SD/SF/NYJ/SEA/MIN/NE/NYG/CLE/24 CHI: CHI/ATL/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/DET/JAX/KC/MIA/NYJ/STL/AZ/NE/NYG/CLE/27 DIFF NO/CHI, DEN/CAR, IND/DET, GB/JAX, SD/KC, SF/MIA, SEA/STL, MIN/AZ, 24/27 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 5-9) d by Atlanta Falcons (Rocket 11-3) 5-6 TB: CHI/ATL/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/SD/SF/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/NYG/PHI/16 ATL: CHI/ATL/PIT/DEN/WAS/TEN/DET/GB/SD/SF/NYJ/SEA/MIN/NE/DAL/CLE/31 DIFF: CAR/DEN, IND/DET, AZ/MIN, NYG/DAL, PHI/CLE Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus 9-4-1) d Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 8-5-1) 6-5 PIT: CHI/ATL/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/KC/MIA/NYJ/STL/AZ/NE/NYG/PHI/17 BAL: CHI/ATL/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/DET/GB/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/MIN/NE/NYG/CLE/20 DIFF: IND/DET, KC/SD, STL/SEA, AZ/MIN, PHI/CLE Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 9-5) d Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 7-7) 7-6 DEN: CHI/ATL/BAL/CAR/CIN/TEN/IND/GB/KC/SF/NYJ/SEA/MIN/NE/NYG/PHI/17 CAR: CHI/ATL/BAL/DEN/CIN/TEN/IND/GB/KC/SF/NYJ/STL/AZ/OAK/DAL/PHI/18 DIFF: CAR/DEN, SEA/STL, MIN/AZ, NE/OAK, NYG/DAL Washington Redskins (Human Fly 7-7) d by Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 4-9-1) 3-4 WAS: CHI/ATL/BAL/DEN/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/KC/MIA/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/NYG/PHI/24 CIN: NO/ATL/BAL/DEN/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/DAL/PHI/10 DIFF: CHI/NO, KC/SD, NYG/DAL Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 3-9-2) d Houston Texans (Bored 8-6) 7-4 TEN: XX/ATL/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/SD/SF/NYJ/STL/MIN/NE/DAL/CLE/24 HOU: NO/ATL/BAL/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/NYG/PHI/18 DIFF: XX/NO, PIT/BAL, SF/MIA, STL/SEA, MIN/AZ, DAL/NYG, CLE/PHI Detroit Lions (Chazz 6-8) d Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 5-9) 7-6 DET: NO/ATL/PIT/DEN/WAS/TEN/DET/GB/KC/SF/BUF/SEA/MIN/OAK/NYG/CLE/14 IND: CHI/ATL/BAL/CAR/CIN/TEN/IND/GB/SD/MIA/NYJ/STL/AZ/NE/DAL/PHI/35 DIFF: NO/CHI, PIT/BAL, DEN/CAR, WAS/CIN, DET/IND, KC/SD, SF/MIA, BUF/NYJ, SEA/STL, MIN/AZ, OAK/NE, NYG/DAL, CLE/PHI Green Bay Packers (VX 7-7) d by Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 7-7) 8-8 + TB GB: NO/TB/PIT/CAR/WAS/HOU/DET/GB/SD/SF/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/NYG/CLE/34 JAX: NO/TB/PIT/DEN/WAS/TEN/IND/JAX/KC/MIA/NYJ/STL/AZ/NE/NYG/PHI/17 DIFF: CAR/DEN, HOU/TEN, DET/IND, GB/JAX, SD/KC, SF/MIA, SEA/STL, CLE/PHI, 34/17 San Diego Chargers (909 6-8) d by Kansas City Chiefs (BX 8-6) 6-7 SD: CHI/ATL/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/JAX/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/MIN/NE/NYG/PHI/20 KC: CHI/ATL/PIT/CAR/CIN/TEN/DET/GB/SD/MIA/BUF/SEA/AZ/NE/DAL/CLE/8 DIFF: WAS/CIN, IND/DET, JAX/GB, NYJ/BUF, MIN/AZ, NYG/DAL, PHI/CLE San Francisco 49ers (Devo 9-5) d Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 5-9) 6-4 SF: NO/TB/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/DET/GB/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/NYG/CLE/20 MIA: CHI/ATL/BAL/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/SD/SF/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/NYG/PHI/20 DIFF: NO/CHI, TB/ATL, PIT/BAL, DET/IND, MIA/SF, CLE/PHI, 20/20 Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 7-7) d N.Y. Jets (Gert 7-7) 6-5 BUF: NO/ATL/PIT/DEN/WAS/TEN/DET/JAX/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/NYG/PHI/17 NYJ: XX/ATL/PIT/DEN/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/SD/MIA/BUF/STL/AZ/NE/NYG/PHI/20 DIFF: NO/XX, DET/IND, JAX/GB, NYJ/BUF, SEA/STL Seattle Seahawks (UZI 8-6) d St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 5-9) 5-5 + TB SEA: NO/ATL/BAL/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/DAL/PHI/24 STL; CHI/ATL/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/GB/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/MIN/NE/NYG/PHI/16 DIFF: NO/CHI, BAL/PIT, AZ/MIN, DAL/NYG, 24/16 Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 10-4) d by Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 5-9) 7-8 MIN: CHI/ATL/PIT/DEN/WAS/TEN/DET/GB/SD/SF/BUF/STL/MIN/NE/NYG/CLE/25 AZ: NO/TB/PIT/DEN/WAS/TEN/DET/GB/SD/SF/BUF/SEA/MIN/NE/NYG/CLE/28 DIFF: CHI/NO, ATL/TB, STL/SEA New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 8-6) d by Oakland Raiders (Smues 5-9) 7-8 NE: CHI/TB/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/JAX/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/MIN/NE/NYG/PHI/24 OAK: NO/TB/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/IND/JAX/SD/MIA/NYJ/SEA/MIN/NE/NYG/PHI/12 DIFF: CHI/NO N.Y. Giants (Cartman 7-7) d Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 7-7) 8-6 NYG: NO/ATL/BAL/CAR/WAS/TEN/DET/GB/KC/SF/NYJ/STL/AZ/NE/DAL/PHI/20 DAL: CHI/ATL/PIT/DEN/WAS/TEN/DET/GB/SD/SF/NYJ/STL/AZ/NE/DAL/CLE/27 DIFF: NO/CHI, BAL/PIT, CAR/DEN, KC/SD, PHI/CLE Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 6-7-1) d by Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 12-2) 7-9 CLE: CHI/TB/BAL/CAR/WAS/HOU/IND/GB/KC/MIA/NYJ/SEA/AZ/NE/DAL/PHI/10 PHI: XX/TB/PIT/CAR/WAS/TEN/DET/GB/KC/MIA/NYJ/STL/MIN/NE/NYG/PHI/27 DIFF: CHI/XX, BAL/PIT, HOU/TEN, IND/DET, SEA/STL, AZ/MIN, DAL/NYG

Sorry to hear about your cat Dubq. And I feel bad for those dogs being chained up like that.

Did he/she just topple it over with a few pushes or get a running start and leap into the tree?

You also lost because you only made six correct selections, not including the MNF game.

So don't drink the water but rather the soft drink. Got it. *Looks at map.* My county is in an 80-100 percent pop category and borders a 30-50 percent soda county. This may be the only time I'm thankful to live in a blue county. And I understand why "Coke" can be the "universal" term for soft drinks. Much like "Xerox" for "copy." Of course when I'm at a restaurant I try to say "cola" because whenever I say "Pepsi" the waitress says "Is Coke OK instead?" and versa vice.