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Other than MadTV, which I never watch, I haven't heard of any of those shows.

Let’s see if I can put a winning streak going with two .500+ weeks in a row. Atlanta at Baltimore (4.5) Oh I so know this one is going to bite me in the ass. Atlanta has stunk it up and is facing a division leader. Yeah, Baltimore squeaked one from the Titans, but the Falcons lost to the freakin’ Browns and Lions. Buffalo at Houston (2.5) I don’t know what will become of this one. Will the scrappy Buffalo team show up and beat the favored Texans, or will the fold-like-a-house-of-cards Bills stink up the joint? Wait a second: Houston beat the Jags last week. Letdown week. I’m calling an audible at the line of scrimmage and going with Buffalo. (6.5) Chicago at N.Y. Jets The Bears are returning to the scene of the last week’s crime. The Giants are supposedly better than the Jets and lost by double digits to Chicago last week. Chicago usually routes losing teams, but I’ll go with the Jets to keep it close. Wait a second. The Jets beat New England last week. Another audible. Cincinnati at New Orleans (3.5) I’m interested to see how this one pans out. Both teams seem to be hitting the skids and this might be a good “let’s see who the pretender” is game. I don’t know why, but I’m going with Cincinnati in this one. (1.5) Indianapolis at Dallas Uh oh. Dallas is playing a good team. However, it’s at home and against a team that is the lone undefeated franchise in the NFL this year. But it’s a winning team. I’ll go with Indy. Minnesota at Miami (3.5) Looks like Miami is making their “look how good we’ll be next year” push, but I’ll stick with the Vikings. I’ll probably fall for the Dolphins hype in another week or two. (6.5) New England at Green Bay The Patriots lost last week to a divisional opponent. They’ll win to a cold climate team on the road, especially if it’s the Packers. Oakland at Kansas City (9.5) Let’s see if the Raiders can keep the streak of losing within the spread going. (3.5) Pittsburgh at Cleveland Both teams are 3-6, although one should be better than that, and it’s not the squad from Cleveland. Normally I’d take the Steelers in this instance, but this is a divisional game against the Browns. Crazy things happen when these two get together in Cleveland. St. Louis at Carolina (7.5) I’d normally go with the Panthers but when I saw that point spread my first thought was the Rams losing in a close game, so that’s what I’m picking. Tennessee at Philadelphia (13.5) I don’t think the Titans will win, but they’ve lost a few close ones this year. Here’s hoping this is another one of those times. Washington at Tampa Bay (3.5) And to think this was close Wild Card game last year. Detroit at Arizona (2.5) If only all their games would be this compelling, the NFL would be like … the NHL. For as much as I like hockey (well, I really don’t, but I watch during playoff time), it’s sadly a niche sport. But if it’s financially viable, then that’s not necessarily a bad thing. (6.5) Seattle at San Francisco Seattle struggled against a divisional opponent last week. Here’s hoping that’s not the case this game. San Diego at Denver (2.5) I have a feeling winning road games at Cincinnati and at Denver is a bit too much to ask, but I don’t care. My first thought was to go with the Chargers, so that’s what I will do. N.Y. Giants at Jacksonville (3.5) Let’s see if Emily and company can win one at their former coach’s crib.

Truer words have never been spoken.

• So I was at this hotel for my workplace’s quarterly board meeting today, and what group is sharing the same building as me? The National Society of Black Engineers. The fuck? One thing I learned today is that black engineers sure like to talk on their cell phones. Oh, and that black engineers sure like to dress professionally. For a second I thought I was in a courtroom and seated directly behind the defendant’s chair. Say, with all these black engineers, maybe Louis Farrakhan contracted this group to blow up the New Orleans levies just so he can blame it on Halliburton. Hmm, I may be on to something here. Oh, and what’s the only thing better than being an asshole? Being an asshole to your boss with the Board of Directors of your workplace present. Of course, if you were being an asshole and your boss’ name was “Dick,” then you might be in trouble, but that’s not the case with the two idiots that sign my paychecks. • Last night I was fiddling with Comcast’s On-Demand service and decided to watch a childhood classic: Red Dawn. I almost forgot how great this movie was. WOLVERINES! Whenever those commies invade, all you pansy-ass anti-NRA types will sure regret wanting to take away my side’s guns. Then again, you probably won’t because all you types will be welcoming the enemy on your knees. When I saw this as a kid I totally missed the “Thanks to gun registration files my comrades can find and kill all the law-abiding U.S. citizens that own firearms and could give us trouble” angle. Now that I’m older and realize how the one-world government wants to eliminate all forms of individuals protecting themselves, I can now fully appreciate this cinematic masterpiece. Oh, and then there was that whole issue of high school kids wiping out platoons of Cubans and Russians with rocket launchers and special ops-caliber strategies. So the commies are smart enough to spring a surprise attack across the United States but yet are no match for a handful of crazy teens? Yeah, but these kids were in a red state. Well, except for that fag who swallowed that tracker-device thing – I’m willing to bet him and his bitch-ass old man moved in from California or something. • While I’m on the topic of WOLVERINES, did you see Ohio Sate/Michigan today? OMG GAME OF THE CENTRUY! Actually, I didn’t watch this game, nor do I give a shit. Well, maybe I do a little bit because it had two extremely good rival teams playing against each other. After seeing the ESPN highlights, I started hearing the “OMG REMATCH” talk. Hey, fags, I thought the beauty of a playoff-less college football game is that every game is like a playoff; one loss and you’re out. So quit this “rematch” shit, because if the regular season was REALLY like a playoff, then Michigan is out in the semi-finals. I don’t know if there’s another undefeated team besides the Buckeyes, nor do I care. I was hoping Louisville would go undefeated just so some hippie Big East team could then get the shit kicked out of them in the BcS Championshit game. That way the national sports media can go “OMG Why isn’t Michigan in a rematch?” Because Louisville was undefeated and Michigan wasn’t, you bitches. Yet another reason I don’t take college football all that seriously.

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(7.5) Baltimore at Tennessee. Incorrect. Well, I pulled a Democrat comparison with Steve McNair going against the evil corporate giant that screwed him over, and in true union fashion Ravens didn’t put in that much actual work and failed to cover the spread. Buffalo at Indianapolis (12.5). Correct. Woo-hoo, go Colts. Keep winning those close games that the experts predict you to win handedly. Chicago at N.Y. Giants (2.5). Correct At first I was worried that the Bears would continue playing a bit sub par, but thank goodness for 100-yard botched field goal touchdown returns. Cleveland at Atlanta (7.5). Incorrect So Atlanta loses to the Lions AND the Browns? I don’t care what the team is they face next, if I bet against the Falcons I know they’ll win just to piss me off. Green Bay at Minnesota (5.5). Incorrect Wow. Bret Favre goes 24 for 42 with 347 yards, two touchdowns and no interceptions. In Minnesota? Who the hell could see that coming? Houston at Jacksonville (10.5). Correct. What the hell is up with Jacksonville? They struggle to beat the Texans at Houston, then they outright lose to the same team in their own stadium. Well, it is a divisional game, and anything can happen in these instances. (1.5) Kansas City at Miami. Incorrect. Perhaps the Dolphins can lobby the league to start the regular season in November, which is when they seem to get hot. New Orleans at Pittsburgh (4.5). Incorrect. I watched the first part of this game and thought the Saints would outscore the Steelers. When I tuned in later and saw the score to be 38-31 in favor of the home team, I shook my head. Granted the Steelers aren’t as bad as their record indicates (in my opinion), but perhaps now we’ll see if the Saints are really as good as their record shows. N.Y. Jets at New England (10.5). Incorrect. Props to the Jets head coach. He may be an asshole to the media, but it looks like he’s getting the most out of this team and they have seemed to be competitive in a number of games they have lost. (1.5) San Diego at Cincinnati. Correct. I watched this game’s second half, and it was the most entertaining football I’ve seen in some time. What the hell is up with the Bengals? I can understand them losing a game against a good team, but now they are below .500? I didn’t realize that until now. San Francisco at Detroit (6.5). Correct. I have to laugh that Detroit would be favored by nearly a touchdown against any team. Washington at Philadelphia (7.5). Correct. The Eagles came to play. The Redskins came to … uh, raid the hotel mini bar? (9.5) Denver at Oakland. Correct. I have to wonder if Denver is pulling an “Indy” and just coasting to bad teams, or if this is proof that the Broncos will have a shortened playoff run, if they indeed make the postseason? (7.5) Dallas at Arizona. Correct. Dallas plays crappy team. Dallas wins. St. Louis at Seattle (3.5). Incorrect. Shit. I thought the Seahawks would be able to cover. Tampa Bay at Carolina (9.5). Correct. I saw the first part of this game and was regretting my choice. When I woke up the next morning I had to do a double-take when I found out the Panthers covered. This week’s record: 9-7. Cumulate record: 69-75 I actually had a winning record. Yippie.

• I had Glenn Beck’s radio show on for a few minutes today, and he was talking about the book O.J. Simpson wrote that talked about how he would have killed his ex-wife and her boyfriend if he indeed was the real killer. Beck was then asking callers where they were the moment the O.J. verdict was read. Hey, good question. Here’s my story. I was attending the Community College of Allegheny County at the time, and to tell you the truth I didn’t really give a shit about the O.J. case. Of course this guy off’d his wife and that Jew. Anyone with half-a-brain, or, even worse, a registered Democrat, could figured this out. Of course O.J. had a jury trial and a plethora of expensive lawyers, so naturally he was going to be acquitted. If memory serves it was late in the morning, and a few friends and I were talking in the student lounge/cafeteria when one of us overheard that the verdict was about to be read. I pulled out my Walkman and these crappy portable speakers from my book bag and we began listening for the “not guilties” to be read. Of course, we all were young and still had a smidgen of home that justice would be served on this day. Or maybe it was because we liked being loud and obnoxious. Either way, we all started chanting “Guilty, Guilty” in the student lounge. Of course, when the verdicts were actually read we responded with faux outrage, and one of my friends said, “He’s not guilty? I wanna riot!” to which I responded, “Why? We’re the ones who own everything.” Whitey represent. Of course now that I’m older, I’ve come to learn this is so not true. It’s the Jew who own everything. Actually, I have to thank O.J. because during the trial I was taking a public speaking class and one of the projects was to come up with an ad and act it out in class. Well my friend and I (that same one who wanted to riot) came up with a 60-second ad sketch pimping the “Slice-o-toner” gloves, which featured several “get away with killing your wife” jokes, as well as an endorsement by Mr. Simpson himself. When you can be offensive and get an A for your efforts, you know you accomplished something. Speaking of this, I just got a flashback to another time when being an asshole paid off. I mentioned this story before at TSM, but it bears repeating. I was in 11th grade and was pissed off because my English teacher gave me a B for the first grading period. Because of this B I missed out on being on the honor roll. Why I cared, I don’t know. I think I was more pissed that I didn’t get all but one B in that class (the rest of my grades were A’s) and I didn’t end up with an A for that nine-week period. Well, for some reason I decided that if I wrote a racially insensitive paper about the ever-so-popular literary topic of “Was Mark Twain a RACIST for saying bad things about black people in his stories?” I’d get my revenges (we had just read Huckleberry Finn in this class). I don’t remember much about this paper, but I recall saying something like, “Twain wasn’t a racist because back then blacks were seen as nothing but dumb niggers who went out in the field and picked cotton all day for their white masters.” I showed this paper to my friend before turning it in, and he couldn’t believe I was going through with this act of “vengeance.” When I got my paper back, I was surprised to see that I got an A (or a check-plus or whatever grading system Mrs. Thomson used) while my friend got a C/average grade for his paper that he spent time actually thinking preparing. • And now it’s time for the Dr. Laura call of the day (or whenever I feel like doing this). This chick calls in and says that her son (late teens/early 20s, I think) recently served several weeks of jail time for pulling a gun on her. I don’t really know what the lady’s reason for calling was, but she did say that she doesn’t feel threatened around her oldest son (she had three or four more younger kids pop out of her snatch). Why does she think this way? “I feel he’s changed.” Plus he said he’s sorry.

So many young people here. I bet most of you were in Pampers or not even born yet when the Challenger exploded.

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Are your managers pulling the "Do as I say, and when the customers bitch and I have to handle it I'll ignore what I told you earlier and make you look like a tool" card?

KKK’s Top 103 Posters Number 47: Cuban Linx I don’t much about Mr. Linx, but he’s a founding member of my football contest and sends his picks in a timely manner – I can’t ask for anything more than that. He did pretty good in year one with a playoff birth and the AFC South crown, took a break from TSM in year two, struggled in year three, and is currently in decent shape for a late-season run to take the AFC South. And now a word from the expert panel I've assembled to comment on the people I've listed. From SFA Jack: • Back in April, I talked about my birthday trip to CiCi’s. For those that don’t know, CiCi’s is an all-you-can-eat pizza place where you only think about going in just because you’re hungry and it’s $6, which also includes the drink that these Jews charge separate. Anyway, after coming home from work and then driving out to Sam’s Club for six 35lb containers of scoopable cat litter, the allure of CiCi’s sucked me in once again. I figure going to one of these heart-attack centers is critical for anyone because it stocks up your grease intake. Face it, even the healthiest of people need to eat shit like this every once in a while. If not, you don’t build up an immunity to junk food and, well, did you ever see that “Married With Children” episode where Peg Bundy kills that fitness guy with bon-bons? Yeah, something like that. Anyway, I did have a plan going in this time. Instead of scarfing down this shitty food with no rhyme or reason, I went for slices that were mostly bread and not saturated runny cheese or that sauce which makes me queasy with just picturing it in my mind. Now I figure if you don’t gorge until wanting to puke at an all-you-can-eat place, then the house wins. I don’t like to lose. However, as I was getting to that point at a buffet where you’re thinking “one more plate of food. Just one more plate,” I headed up and saw the Buffalo Chicken pizza pie that was just laid out again. As I went to grab a slice (or four), the orange, gooey drippings from the hot sauce on this concoction was just too much, even for me, and I only settled for one piece (along with a slice of barbecue chicken pizza). As I headed back to my booth I thought to myself, “I fought the buffet and the buffet won.” This is the first time I ever backed down from a buffet challenge, and it wasn’t because I was afraid of stuffing myself. I was afraid of getting heartburn. Yet another indication of me getting up there in years. For what it’s worth, I didn’t get that sick later on in the evening, so maybe I’m getting wiser, not older. Yeah. • This got a chuckle from me, or at least some of them did. Don’t know what it will do to you. Don't really care, either:

Take out the "0" and you'd be correct. And there really aren't any other buffets nearby. There's a chinese buffet a short drive away, but it's meh. Oddly enough, while at that place I like eating everything but the "chinese" food at that place. Now if there were a Golden Corral nearby, then my CiCi's days would be wiped out in a flash. However, the nearest GC is too far a drive just to go to eat. There's another place next to CiCi's called Eat 'n Park, which is like Perkins in your area, and they have a salad buffet, but ... come on, it's a salad bar. And the chili isn't all that good, either. And I don't go to lunch buffets.

KKK’s Top 103 Posters Number 48: Hoff For all you people bitching about what happened to this countdown, I’m posting the following … in ANGER! There’s nothing much more to say. I like him. He likes me. (Although not as much as Carnival, it seems.) And it’s man-like, not hot-BUTT-sex-like. Besides, I doubt he would find me all that appealing. I'm still sure he spent $10.39 in Eden Prairie, MN, on a hooker. Then again, it could have been a male hooker. And now a word or four from the expert panel I've assembled to comment on the people I've listed. From Lovecraft: From Black Lushus: From Carnival: From Cancer Marney: • So not even a week after getting re-elected as Pennsylvania’s governor, Fast Eddie’s Transportation Funding and Reform Commission suggested the following: Well golly gee, I’m shocked this was announced right AFTER the 2006 elections. Couldn’t this blue-ribbon panel have worked a weekend or two in order to make this announcement in time for voters to hear of this dire news before voting on the cocksucker who will end up being a multi-term governor? I’m also equally sure a certain casino that poured money into Fast Eddie’s re-election war chest will be getting a slots license in the Shittsburgh region, but I’m not going to comment on that until Swindell officially makes his announcement. Another question, Fast Eddie, when you previously raised gas taxes, I thought that was supposed to solve our transportation crisis? I’m stunned beyond words taxes are going to be raised again in order to support wasteful bureaucracy, the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation. • A short while ago I mentioned this local business posting the sign, “Liberalism is a mental disorder. Vote Republican.” Well, now their marquee reads, “Sheeple.” Rock on. All you need to do now is include the phrase, “Red diaper doper babies,” and I will mark out. • Here’s why I love my county – a Sunday article in my local paper showed the number of people per county in the southwestern Pennsylvania region who have concealed carry permits. And my county ranks first in most concealed carry permits per capita. • Finally, a footnote relating to my bouncing wedding ring that almost ended up flushed down a toilet (read yesterday's entry for more details). Later on in the day I discovered that our building had no water pressure. Hey, I peed in a urinal, so it was no big deal. I was also leaving for the day, so it's not like this affected me all that much. This morning when I entered the building, I heard a toilet flushing ... for several minutes. A toilet in one of the women's stalls was going nonstop. Oh well, I guess it's better to have a toilet flushing nonstop than not at all.

Rather funny, working overtime for socialists.

MNF.

• Ever experience one of those moments when time seems to slow down or stand still? Many people tend to experience these sensations during a car accident or some other surreal event. Well, earlier today I went through such a feeling -- in the bathroom. I had just finished doing my business, and as I was getting myself adjusted to head out of the bathroom stall, my wedding ring slipped off my fingers. As the ring landed on the tile floor, it made a piercing “ping” sound and bounced back up several feet into the air. As I stood there dumbfounded I watched the ring spin in midair against a backdrop of a toilet in mid-flush. Fortunately for me, the ring was moving to the left. Had it been headed the other way, it would have landed in the flushing toilet, leaving me s.o.l. In those few seconds where I just stood there watching the ring take flight, everything seemed to move in slow motion. However, I knew that the moment I reached out, time would speed up by at least double. Sometimes you just have to thank your lucky stars fate didn’t bounce a certain way. • For disappointed Republicans who are dreading the day Democrats re-take the Congress, keep this in mind. Had Cynthia McKinney not punched a police officer this year, there’s a good chance that she could have been a high-ranking member of the House of Representatives. Then again, I’m disappointed that she was defeated in her 2006 Democrat primary. After all, the person who is going to replace McKinney in the House of Representatives is just gong to be another Democrat politician. Cynthia McKinney was Cynthia Mcfreakin’Kinney. The conspiracy theories. The race-baiting. The hilarity. I, for one, am sad to see her go. But not to worry. There's always Maxine Waters, Sheila Jackson Lee, and that bitch who refuses to say the Pledge of Allegiance. • I normally don’t talk about pro wrestling, but my local media had some feature stories about Kurt Angle yesterday. When I used to follow wrestling back in the mid- to late-1990s Angle was always a favorite of mine. Not only was he a great wrestler, but he was also extremely entertaining out of the ring. However, what I always found funny was that while many people applauded his mic skills, back in the mid-‘90s he was hired as a local television sports reporter after his olympic fame. His broadcasts were so bad that they were the stuff of legend in the Shittsburgh market. Even though he flopped as a “reporter,” I’m sure he learned enough from his time doing spots for Fox News (the local affiliate, not everybody’s favorite cable news channel), and I’m sure this experience helped him when he chose to become a pro wrestler. I haven’t kept up with Angle’s career over the last few years, but I hope he's making choices that will benefit his health. Sadly, I don’t think he is. Here are the articles. First the Tribune-Review: Now the Shittsburgh Post-Gazette:

It's still going. I've just had other stuff to bitch about.

(7.5) Baltimore at Tennessee Buffalo at Indianapolis (12.5) Chicago at N.Y. Giants (2.5) Cleveland at Atlanta (7.5) Green Bay at Minnesota (5.5) Houston at Jacksonville (10.5) (1.5) Kansas City at Miami New Orleans at Pittsburgh (4.5) N.Y. Jets at New England (10.5) (1.5) San Diego at Cincinnati San Francisco at Detroit (6.5) Washington at Philadelphia (7.5) (9.5) Denver at Oakland (7.5) Dallas at Arizona St. Louis at Seattle (3.5) Tampa Bay at Carolina (9.5) Baltimore (King PK 4-5) defeated Tennessee (Cuban Linx 5-4) 8-8+TB BAL: BAL/IND/CHI/CLE/MIN/JAX/KC/NO/NYJ/SD/DET/PHI/DEN/DAL/STL/CAR/31 TEN: BAL/IND/CHI/ATL/GB/HOU/KC/NO/NE/SD/SF/WAS/DEN/DAL/STL/CAR/14 DIFF: CLE/ATL, MIN/GB, JAX/HOU, NYJ/NE, DET/SF, PHI/WAS, 31/14 Buffalo (Bob Barron 5-4) defeated by Indianapolis (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 4-5) 5-8 BUF: BAL/IND/CHI/ATL/MIN/JAX/KC/NO/NE/SD/SF/PHI/DEN/AZ/SEA/CAR/13 IND: TEN/BUF/CHI/ATL/GB/JAX/MIA/PIT/NE/CIN/DET/WAS/OAK/DAL/SEA/TB/24 DIFF: BAL/TEN, IND/BUF, MIN/GB, KC/MIA, NO/PIT, SD/CIN, SF/DET, PHI/WAS, DEN/OAK, AZ/DAL, CAR/TB Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 3-6) defeated N.Y. Giants (Cartman 3-6) by one TB point 6-6 CHI: BAL/IND/CHI/ATL/MIN/JAX/KC/NO/NE/SD/SF/WAS/OAK/DAL/SEA/CAR/35 NYG: BAL/IND/CHI/ATL/GB/JAX/KC/PIT/NE/CIN/DET/PHI/DEN/AZ/STL/CAR/16 DIFF: MIN/GB, NO/PIT, SD/CIN, SF/DET, WAS/PHI, OAK/DEN, DAL/AZ, SEA/STL, 35/16 Cleveland (SFA Jack 7-2) defeated by Atlanta (King of the 909 7-2) 6-7 CLE: BAL/IND/NYG/CLE/MIN/HOU/KC/PIT/NYJ/SD/DET/PHI/DEN/AZ/SEA/TB/27 ATL: BAL/IND/CHI/ATL/GB/JAX/KC/PIT/NE/CIN/DET/PHI/DEN/DAL/STL/CAR/26 DIFF: NYG/CHI, CLE/ATL, MIN/GB, HOU/JAX, NYJ/NE, SD/CIN, AZ/DAL, SEA/STL, TB/CAR Green Bay (Vitamin X 6-3) defeated Minnesota (Danville Wrestling 4-5) 7-7 GB: BAL/BUF/CHI/ATL/GB/HOU/KC/NO/NYJ/CIN/SF/WAS/DEN/AZ/STL/TB/24 MIN: BAL/IND/CHI/ATL/MIN/HOU/KC/NO/NYJ/SD/DET/PHI/DEN/DAL/SEA/CAR/28 DIFF: BUF/IND, GB/MIN, CIN/SD, SF/DET, WAS/PHI, AZ/DAL, STL/SEA, TB/CAR, 24/28 Houston (Bored 3-6) defeated by Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 6-3) 5-7 HOU: TEN/IND/NYG/ATL/MIN/JAX/MIA/PIT/NE/CIN/DET/PHI/DEN/AZ/SEA/CAR/14 JAX: TEN/IND/CHI/ATL/GB/JAX/KC/NO/NE/SD/DET/PHI/DEN/DAL/SEA/CAR/17 DIFF: NYG/CHI, MIN/GB, MIA/KC, PIT/NO, CIN/SD, AZ/DAL, 14/17 Kansas City (Alfdogg 7-2) defeated Miami (Spaceman Spiff 2-7) 5-4 KC: BAL/IND/CHI/ATL/MIN/HOU/KC/NO/NE/SD/DET/WAS/DEN/AZ/STL/CAR/28 MIA: BAL/IND/NYG/ATL/GB/JAX/KC/NO/NE/CIN/DET/PHI/DEN/DAL/SEA/CAR/17 DIFF: CHI/NYG, MIN/GB, HOU/JAX, SD/CIN, WAS/PHI, AZ/DAL, STL/SEA New Orleans (Cena’s Writer 3-5-1) defeated by Pittsburgh (Kahran Ramsus 6-3) 4-5 NO: BAL/IND/NYG/ATL/MIN/JAX/KC/NO/NYJ/CIN/SF/WAS/DEN/DAL/STL/TB/24 PIT: BAL/IND/CHI/ATL/MIN/JAX/KC/NO/NYJ/SD/SF/WAS/DEN/DAL/SEA/TB/12 DIFF: NYG/CHI, CIN/SD, STL/SEA N.Y. Jets (Gert T 4-5) defeated by New England (nl-asshole 3-5-1) 4-7 NYJ: BAL/IND/NYG/ATL/GB/HOU/KC/PIT/NE/CIN/DET/PHI/DEN/AZ/SEA/TB/16 NE: BAL/BUF/NYG/CLE/MIN/HOU/KC/NO/NYJ/SD/DET/PHI/DEN/AZ/SEA/CAR/27 DIFF: IND/BUF, ATL/CLE, GB/MIN, PIT/NO, NE/NYJ, CIN/SD, TB/CAR San Diego (Porter 4-5) defeated Cincinnati (Teke 4-4-1) 10-7 SD: BAL/IND/CHI/ATL/GB/HOU/KC/NO/NYJ/SD/DET/PHI/OAK/DAL/STL/CAR/24 CIN: BAL/IND/CHI/ATL/GB/HOU/KC/NO/NE/SD/DET/PHI/DEN/DAL/SEA/CAR/17 DIFF: NYJ/NE, OAK/DEN, STL/SEA San Francisco (Lightning Flik 2-7) defeated by Detroit (Bravesfan 8-1) 6-7 SF: BAL/IND/NYG/ATL/GB/JAX/KC/NO/NYJ/SD/DET/PHI/DEN/DAL/SEA/CAR/12 DET: BAL/IND/NYG/ATL/GB/JAX/KC/NO/NYJ/SD/DET/PHI/DEN/DAL/STL/CAR/21 DIFF: SEA/STL Washington (Human Fly 3-6) defeated by Philadelphia (Harley Quinn 5-3-1) 3-6 WAS: BAL/IND/CHI/ATL/GB/JAX/KC/NO/NE/CIN/DET/WAS/DEN/DAL/SEA/TB/20 PHI: TEN/IND/NYG/ATL/GB/HOU/KC/NO/NYJ/SD/DET/WAS/DEN/DAL/SEA/TB/20 DIFF: BAL/TEN, CHI/NYG, JAX/HOU, NE/NYJ, CIN/SD Denver (Canadian Chris 4-5) defeated by Oakland (Smues 4-5) 3-6 DEN: BAL/IND/NYG/ATL/MIN/JAX/KC/NO/NE/SD/DET/WAS/DEN/DAL/SEA/CAR/19 OAK: BAL/IND/CHI/ATL/MIN/JAX/KC/NO/NE/SD/SF/WAS/OAK/DAL/SEA/CAR/13 DIFF: NYG/CHI, DET/SF, DEN/OAK Dallas (Hawk34 4-5) defeated by Arizona (Vern Gagne 5-4) 4-6 DAL: BAL/IND/NYG/CLE/MIN/JAX/KC/NO/NE/CIN/DET/WAS/DEN/DAL/STL/CAR/31 AZ: BAL/BUF/NYG/ATL/GB/JAX/MIA/NO/NE/CIN/DET/WAS/OAK/DAL/SEA/CAR/14 DIFF: IND/BUF, CLE/ATL, MIN/GB, KC/MIA, DEN/OAK, STL/SEA, 31/14 St. Louis (Canadian Guitarist 4-5) defeated by Seattle (C Dubya 5-4) 7-7+TB STL: BAL/IND/CHI/ATL/MIN/JAX/KC/NO/NE/SD/SF/PHI/OAK/DAL/SEA/CAR/18 SEA: BAL/BUF/CHI/ATL/MIN/JAX/KC/NO/NYJ/SD/DET/PHI/DEN/DAL/STL/TB/23 DIFF: IND/BUF, NE/NYJ, SF/DET, OAK/DEN, SEA/STL, CAR/TB, 18/23 Tampa Bay (Starvenger 5-4) defeated Carolina (Fazzle 3-6) 9-7 TB: BAL/IND/CHI/ATL/GB/HOU/KC/NO/NE/SD/SF/PHI/DEN/DAL/STL/CAR/10 CAR: BAL/IND/CHI/ATL/GB/HOU/KC/NO/NE/SD/SF/PHI/DEN/DAL/SEA/TB/23 DIFF: STL/SEA, CAR/TB, 10/23

AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 5-4 < PF: 66, PA: 65, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 3-1 > New York Jets (Gert T) 4-5 < PF: 61, PA: 59, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-2 > New England Patriots (nl-asshole) 3-5-1 < PF: 65, PA: 56, AFC: 2-5-1, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 1-4 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 2-7 < PF: 57, PA: 67, AFC: 2-5, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 2-1 > AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 7-2 < PF: 62, PA: 58, AFC: 5-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-0 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 6-3 < PF: 58, PA: 55, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 0-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 4-4-1 < PF: 53, PA: 63, AFC: 3-2-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 4-5 < PF: 57, PA: 59, AFC: 2-4, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 0-2 > AFC SOUTH Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 6-3 < PF: 63, PA: 57, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 3-1 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 5-4 < PF: 62, PA: 62, AFC: 3-4, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 2-1 > Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 4-5 < PF: 67, PA: 60, AFC: 3-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-2 > Houston Texans (Bored) 3-6 < PF: 61, PA: 65, AFC: 2-3, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-3 > AFC WEST Kansas City Chiefs (Alfdogg) 7-2 < PF: 62, PA: 54, AFC: 4-1, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 2-0 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 4-5 < PF: 64, PA: 60, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-1 > Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 4-5 < PF: 54, PA: 62, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-2 > San Diego Chargers (Porter) 4-5 < PF: 60, PA: 65, AFC: 3-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-2 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Harley Quinn) 5-3-1 < PF: 66, PA: 65, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 4-2-1, DIV: 3-0 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 34) 4-5 < PF: 62, PA: 60, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 3-4, DIV: 2-2 > New York Giants (Cartman) 3-6 < PF: 58, PA: 59, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 2-5, DIV: 1-2 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 3-6 < PF: 52, PA: 58, AFC: 0-4, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 1-3 > NFC NORTH Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 8-1 < PF: 67, PA: 60, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 6-1, DIV: 2-1 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 6-3 < PF: 60, PA: 56, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 3-0 > Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 4-5 < PF: 60, PA: 58, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 4-3, DIV: 1-2 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 3-6 < PF: 56, PA: 65, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 1-6, DIV: 0-3 > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 7-2 < PF: 68, PA: 59, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-1, DIV: 3-0 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 5-4 < PF: 67, PA: 63, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 3-2 > New Orleans Saints (Cena’s Writer) 3-5-1 < PF: 61, PA: 61, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 2-3-1, DIV: 1-3 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 3-6 < PF: 62, PA: 61, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 2-4, DIV: 1-3 > NFC WEST Seattle Seahawks (C Dubya) 5-4 < PF: 63, PA: 62, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 4-3, DIV: 3-0 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 5-4 < PF: 66, PA: 55, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 4-3, DIV: 2-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-5 < PF: 67, PA: 63, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 1-5, DIV: 0-4 > San Francisco 49ers (Lightning Flik) 2-7 < PF: 51, PA: 61, AFC: 0-3, NFC: 2-4, DIV: 1-1 >

:lol: :lol: Where are they moving to in Pennsylvania?

A few days ago I mentioned hearing on Neal Boortz’s show a race-baiting political ad that took place in Atlanta. Now the commercial’s speakers claim the ad wasn’t inflammatory. Here are some highlights of the linked article. OK. Now, let's go back to that ad’s message. Yeah. I see no race-baiting there. Well, I wouldn’t if I was brought up in one of those inner-city government schools because I wouldn’t be able to read the text. Say, this gives me an idea, but first I have to take a trip down memory lane. Back in my college days, Pennsylvania’s governor at the time, Tom Ridge, was running for re-election, and the Democrats nominated a guy that makes Lynn Swann look like a serious gubernatorial contender. The guy’s name was Ivan Itkin, and he was a nice-enough person. The problem was he had no money in his campaign coffers, and he didn’t run the greatest of campaigns either. However, he managed to show up at our college’s television studio for a taped interview session. Of course, he didn’t realize that this recording was only going to be broadcast within our college dorm rooms; I think the broadcasting professor fibbed a little when telling him who was going to be watching this taped interview. But I digress. After the interview concluded, I was waiting for Itkin to get the television makeup off his face so that I could ask him a few questions for our student newspaper. During that time I spoke with our broadcasting professor, who was a nice enough chick. There was one problem: Because I was studying print media, and she dealt with broadcast journalism, I don’t think she got the memo on what my political opinions were. You may find this hard to believe, but I wasn’t the most popular kid in college. I didn’t recite what Rush said in my classes in an attempt to throw my professors’ lesson plan off course, but I didn’t back down from a debate or snide liberal remarks, either. Well, this prof began talking to me about a local event that was making some waves, and I think she had assumed that I was on the same side of the topic as she was. She was wrong. There was this community that wasn’t too far from where I lived, and some politicians were trying to “integrate” the community. In an effort to “diversify” this neighborhood, which had families who worked all their life in order to get where they were, the government was trying to relocate ghetto trash from the city to this corner of suburbia. Naturally, the residents of this community didn’t take too kindly to this effort and were trying to do everything in their power to stop this social experiment. I don’t blame these people one iota for doing so; the professor, on the other hand, did — and rather emphatically, too. Of course, when she said to me, “Can you believe these people (the current residents) would act this way?” I replied, “Yes, as would I.” Wrong answer. Thank God she wasn’t in charge of my grades for any of my classes. I then made some remark about how if people who want to give freeloaders something that should be earned, then these do-gooders should let these people move into their communities. Wrong answer again. Fortunately, Itkin came out from his makeup room to my rescue, and I went to ask him a few questions. Yeah, I know. I’m a big ‘ol racist. Sorry folks, but this has nothing to do with race. It has to do with money. If you own a house, chances are it will be the biggest investment of your life. When your neighborhood becomes the focus of a social experiment where people who have not earned the property they were given suddenly get handed the American dream, it’s a sure bet the upkeep of their residence will be less than spectacular. Add a few more houses that will suffer from this condition, and just try to sell your property at the market value you think it’s worth. As a homeowner, I would fight tooth and nail if my local representatives tried that shit on my block. As long as my next-door neighbors don’t have a fleet of cars with cinder blocks as wheels parked out on their front lawn, I don’t care what race they are. Anyway, the reason for this story is that in case I’m ever in this situation, I’ll simply take the commercial copy from those Hot-lanta race-baiters and reword it to suit my needs. If this doesn’t work I’ll burn a lower-case “t” on a few lawns, telling them it’s “time to leave.” Oh, and back to my Itkin story. After I spoke with this guy, I was by an elevator waiting to leave for the night. This makeup chick was waiting by the elevator, too. I was waiting for an elevator going down to the main floor where I would then head out to a nearby local bus stop while she was waiting for an elevator going up to her dorm. We struck up a conversation about Itkin, and this chick began saying what a nice man he was. I added, “too bad he has no chance of being elected.” Befuddled, I was asked why. After explaining to this journalism student several reasons why Ridge would be a two-term governor — 1) Bad campaign strategy, 2) No money, 3) Going against a popular governor — she got a depressed look on her face and said, as the elevator door opened for me, “Oh no, that means four more years of Governor Tom Ridge.” I replied, as the doors began to close, “You’re saying that like it’s a bad thing.” As her jaw dropped and her look of horror turned into a look of disbelief, I gave her a parting wink. I went two for two that night.

No. However, around 10 years ago Allegheny County tried to include the neighborhood I currenly live in into their shithole family. My deceased neighbor who I have talked about a few times here, got a lawyer he knew and everyone in the neighborhood chipped in $100 or so to have the lawyer make sure we stayed in Westmoreland County, so it appears we all come together in times if a crisis. I can think of no bigger a crisis than getting pulled into the county Shittsburgh occupies.

So how many more weeks are left before the Bowl games start up and we crown a playoff-less champion?

What is TUF4?

(7.5) Baltimore at Tennessee Steve McNair returns home. Which way will this game go? Will McNair want to get his revenge against the team he sacrificed his body with for so many years, or will it be a bittersweet homecoming because these two teams used to be divisional rivals and anything goes in these kind of games? I don’t know. But since the Democrats retook Congress last week, and they are supposedly the party of the “little guy,” I’ll side with McNair sticking it to The Man, who didn’t want to pay him the money he deserved and traded him away. Buffalo at Indianapolis (12.5) The Colts came off a big win last week, and the Bills won their game last week against Green Bay. Is this one of those cases where a bad team can sneak up on a team who is supposed to easily win? Who is Indianapolis playing next week? Dallas. Oh OK, I’ll take the Bills. Chicago at N.Y. Giants (2.5) A few weeks ago this seemed to be the matchup of the year (at least until next week when some other game will probably get hyped to death), but recent iffy play and some injuries have taken the shine off of this one. Give me Chicago. Cleveland at Atlanta (7.5) Atlanta lost to Detroit and Cleveland covered the spread last week against San Diego. The Falcons like to run and I’m sure Cleveland is bad against the run. Of course I have absolutely no stats to back this up. It’s Cleveland. They have to be bad at everything. I’ll take Atlanta. Green Bay at Minnesota (5.5) I think this is the surest 5.5 spread I’ve seen all year, simply because Bret Favre is playing in Minnesota. Houston at Jacksonville (10.5) Didn’t Houston just beat Jacksonville a few weeks ago? Yeah, but it was at Houston. Chirst, I don’t know what to do. Do the Jags redeem themselves with a big win or do the Texans show why they won in their first meeting? Jacksonville had a big home win last week against a crappy team last week. I’ll say it won’t happen twice in a row. (1.5) Kansas City at Miami Miami beats the Bears and suddenly Kansas City is only favored by 1.5 against the Dolphins at home? Then again, maybe Miami will run the table again like last year and make us all think they’ll be Super Bowl contenders for the 2007-2008 season. Give me the Chiefs. New Orleans at Pittsburgh (4.5) You got to be kidding me? Four-and-a-half points? I’m sure New Orleans is going to run into a road bump sometime this season, and I think this could be a close game. However, a 2-6 team is favored at home against a 6-2 team? I can’t the Steelers in this one. N.Y. Jets at New England (10.5) New England barely covered against the Jets earlier this year in New York, but it took a few fluke plays for the Jets to stay in the game. I’ll take the Patriots at home. (1.5) San Diego at Cincinnati This should be an interesting game. I don’t know who to take, so I’ll go with the Chargers because they seem to be more consistent this year than the Bengals. San Francisco at Detroit (6.5) A true clash of the titans. There’s no way I’m taking Detroit at 6.5 points, although having the 49ers go on a two-game winning streak seems not all that reassuring. Washington at Philadelphia (7.5) Washington just squeaked by the Cowboys last week, and when I last saw Philadelphia they were handedly beating the Jaguars. Although the spread gives me some concern, I’ll take the Eagles at home. (9.5) Denver at Oakland Yuck. Oakland lost earlier this year to Denver, but now they’re playing at home. Will that spread hold up in the Black Hole? Well, they beat the Steelers last time they were home. I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt this week. (7.5) Dallas at Arizona After that loss to the Redskins last week, I’ll predict a big Cowboys win because they’re playing a team that isn’t playoff bound. St. Louis at Seattle (3.5) The first time I predicted this game when it was played in St. Louis I sided with the division champs. I’ll do the same thing, even though I have no idea if Seattle’s starting running back and quarterback will play. Tampa Bay at Carolina (9.5) Two weeks ago Carolina got beat by the Cowboys at home. Will they continue this skid against a divisional opponent? I think the Bucs have a chance in this one. But it is a Monday night game, so that means it will probably suck, which means the Panthers will blow the Bucs out. My anti-ESPN sentiment is getting the better of me for this one.