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Wow...

Why wouldn't I like you? Basically, J*Wing is a place where everyone can hang out with all the people who were banned from TSM. AKA, blow Mike. Don't you have some shitty threads to be making? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, he's got some shitty threads to bump. Except for Ghettopoly. That was the bomb, yo...

Bingo. I only heard of the story up until this point. I side with Barry on this one. Next thing you know you'll have people trying to pull the plug on someone with a living will that states they want to bleed the State dry in case they're ever in a veggie state... Do you know what were some of the changes?...

Now I'm sure most people here know my opinion of Barry Bonds, but if that guy just walked up to him in a locker room and said "sign these for kids with cancer," I might not believe him either. And I think Barry's first wife was European. He got screwed over on his pre-nup because she claimed that she didn't understand what it was when she signed it and the judge agreed. (This was a while ago, so if I'm off-base, someone let me know.) Oh, and I never saw Barry Bonds as a racist, ever ... ever...

What part was I supposed to laugh at? And I want to know why all the pictures I see of Jesus is of him being a cracka...

When I worked at the gas station there was this old asshole that would always come in and get a newspaper and a small coffee -- he was dubbed "one-and-one man" becuase he would say "one and one," meaning newspaper and coffee. He was a bitter, miserable man -- if I didn't have to deal with him I would probably have liked him. Anyway, there was this fat kid I worked with who had the nerve to say to him one day when one-and-one man just bought a coffee the following: "Did you already read your newspaper?" Now, I could understand if this remark was made in a snide manner and One-and-one man countered by saying something rude, but this kid wasn't being snide. One-and-one man then replied "Did you already eat today?" That pissed me off because this kid did nothing to deserve that remark, so I said a few words to one-and-one man, and he replied in turn. For the next few weeks he would come in and act like an asshole toward me, and I would return the favor. The clincher came one Saturday morning when he just threw his two dollars on the counter, and I threw his change back at him. Words were exchanged, and I can't really remember what I said that got me a complaint in my file, but I think I made some remark about how he was going to be dead soon and I wouldn't have to worry about him coming in anymore. One-and-one man -- fucking asshole. This was about 10 years ago so hopefully he's dead by now...

What Swan said...

What he should do is whenever these little shits act up like that, pull the bus over, call the cops and just sit there. Even though the cops would get annoyed at tending to the bus every day, the best punishment for these little shitheads would be to delay their trip home. However, there's only so much one can withstand before wanting to beat the shit out of one of these pukes...

Young males weren't the worst kind of customer. It was the father of a household. One time when I was working at Taco Bell as a cashier, I got bitched out by one of these morons that was trying to order for his entire family but screwed up everything he ordered. Of course it was my fault. 15 minutes later when I was off my shift and getting something to eat before I went home my replacement, some chick whose name I long forgot, was screwing up orders left and right but the male customers were like "that's ok *insert name*" and the manager didn't seem to care either, and even called her some pet name. Oh, was I steamed. It may be different in the grocery world, but in the fast-food realm, you put the cute chick on the frontlines to minimize bitching from stupid father figures...

Not really -- he knows if a finger gets laid upon him it off to the courthouse. Hopefully that mouth of his gets him killed in the near future...

I take it there's not much to do in NE?...

Won't load for me, but I've seen this before. That dude should not be a bus driver, even though I'm sure he's had to put up with this shit every day for 8-9 months...

Was that the frog ending?...

Wouldn't that be character regression? jk...

I don't like seeing penalty kicks determine the end of a game -- let them play until they collapse...

Well, I'm sure they could still get insurance -- they get everything else. They're just too lazy to spend 15 minutes calling Geico to save 15 percent...

Who never own car insurance...

Well, he was a pbp, although the reason for his first banning was lame...

Claim the other car came out of nowhere...

Wait until you waste the next 5 years...

I don't have the energy to devote to typing what pisses me off in this world...

Oh come on, Crono's funny. He's like that little dog that your neighbor owns that runs at you everytime you get out your car, yipping at you like he owns your property. Then he runs away at the slightest movement you make toward his direction...

Emissions testing is just a fancy term for "government jobs program..."

Fuck that "confidential" shit -- that's one of the biggest lies of the workplace next to telling an employer that there are certain days of the week you are unable to work and they agree not to schedule you for those days. Seriously, if they tell you that was "not in good taste" again, respond by saying "so was lying to the employees about these being anonymous." The one thing I will defend management on is the cashier double standard. The reason chicks get to be cashiers is because 1) there's not a lot of manual labor involved, so they don't have to be watched over that much, but more importantly, 2) if you or me make a mistake at the register, chances are the customer (usually male) will bitch us out. However, if it's a nice-looking chick, most times the guy will be more understanding because he's talking to a pretty face. It sucks, but that's life. I should point out that the double standard not only apples to guys, but fat, ugly chicks as well. I wish I could relate a story of my fast-food experiences that involved filling out a stupid "What-Can-We Do-Better" form but alas I never filled those things out because I knew they would know who wrote it. However, I did cross out the word "mandatory" add the word "optional" on a grease board one time when our manager made an announcement about a crew meeting that was to take place 6 a.m. on a Saturday (The line went "Attendance is mandatory." It wasn't well-received. In addition, at that meeting I was goofing around with this other kid and had to be moved up next to the manager, in front of the entire crew, and then I fell asleep halfway through the retarded meeting...

Popped CE's cherry -- first post ever made in that folder...