Crap like this is considered well-thought out? No wonder you guys lost.
Hey, my future sister-in-law is complete white trash, and my future cousins are welfare bums whose only source of income is one of them working part-time as a janitor for $7/hour. Oh, and the other one got pregnant through artificial means not once but twice.
*shakes fist in the air*
DAMN YOU GEORGE W. BUSH...