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The reason I decided to use a point spread this season is because last season, when I just did a "straight up/straight down" system, there were way too many games in which TSM matchups would only have one or two differeing picks. I mean, would ANYONE pick Detroit or Arizona out of their own free will?...

Nah. GA is firmly in Bush's section. Wonder if Ripper is going to get disenfranchised?...

Whenever I tell someone I'm from the Pittsburgh area usually the first thing out of their mouth is "How 'bout 'dem Stiilers/Pirates/Pens/etc.?" And I f'n HATE that. I don't cheer certain teams 24/7 -- there are organizations that I like, but that's mostly because I like the way they do business. I also like certain players and wish them well. However, to put my loyalty into a team that could give two shits about my well-being? I don't think so. When the Steelers blew their fourth-quarter lead yesterday I was cheering the Raiders for coming back and busting the Black and Gold for playing a crappy conservative second-half offense. Usually, when the playoffs are about to begin, I'll pick a team or two that I like and kinda pull for them to win, but I won't lose any sleep if they get eliminated. For example, I was pulling for the Angles a few years ago, I pulled for the Marlins last year and I'll probably want the Cards to win the World Series this year. However, I'm not about to go out and buy a Rolen jersey. And of course, there are those certain teams managed by certain racists that I want to lose by any means necessary...

Why is it that everything is the WORST IT'S EVER BEEN!!! This is WORSE THAN VIETNAM! This budget is the MOST ANTI-CHILDREN BILL EVER! This administration is WORSE THAN THE NAZIS!...

I second that assumption...

Yes. The point spread is found with the Week 1 matchups on the first post of the thread. Here's a breakdown of your differing picks: NE/IND -- Indy lost, but covered the spread. Tyler up 1-0. STL/AZ -- AZ lost, but covered the spread. Tyler up 2-0. BAL/CLE -- CLE won. Tyler up 3-0. CIN/NYJ -- NYJ won, Tyler up 4-0. BUF/JAX -- JAX won, Tyler up 5-0 OAK/PIT -- OAK lost, but covered the spread, Tyler up 5-1. SEA/NO -- SEA won, Tyler up 5-2. WAS/TB -- WAS won, Tyler up 5-3. ATL/SF -- SF lost, but covered the spread. Tyler up 6-3. MIN/DAL -- MIN won, Tyler up 6-4 DEN/KC -- DEN won, Tyler up 6-5 GB/CAR -- It doesn't matter becuase if Bitch wins this to tie everything up at 6-6, Tyler wins the TB. TB = Guessing how many points your team will score that week. Whoever was the closest to the actual score wins. Bitch guessed the Raiders will score 17 points, Oakland scored 21. Bitch was 4 points off. Tyler guessed the Steelers will score 24 points, Pittsburgh scored 24. Tyler was 0 points off...

I heard about these guys before. They've done dumb hippie stuff like this before. And AoO stole my first thought upon seeing that picture...

Seeing how I have no friends I can't help you with this one. Sorry...

But was the oral good? Oh, and why didn't you seal the deal, X?...

Damn Mexicans...

Off topic: Speaking of fat guys, did anyone see that Kevin Smith "Jersey Girl DVD" commercial? I thought it was cute. -=kkk, trying to keep true to his low-carb Mikey Moore fat joke diet...

Don't forget the "unmitigated bullshit" portion of his babbling. None of this means anything. And then the part where the folder's lefties start whining...

Rant is right, Bitch is wrong. Remember, I'm using point spreads, not the outright winner of each game. The game results can be found on the first post of this thread -- winning team in boldface. The boldface team may not have won the game, but they were able to cover my point spread. Below are instant results: "TBD" means "To Be Determined" for those of you in Rio Linda. In addition, these insta-results don't include the MNF game. I suggest double-checking your team's score and your opponents because I'm just as reliable as a certain cable news channel... Week 1 Matchups: Indianapolis (No Cal Mike) d. New England (nl5xsk1) 9-6 IND: NE/STL/BAL/NYJ/DET/JAX/OAK/HOU/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/PHI/KC/GB/24 NE: NE/AZ/BAL/CIN/DET/JAX/PIT/HOU/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/DAL/NYG/KC/CAR/27 DIFF: STL/AZ, NYJ/CIN, OAK/PIT, MIN/DAL, PHI/NYG, GB/CAR, 24/27 Arizona (Vern Gagne) at St. Louis (Cerebus 316) 7-5 AZ: NE/STL/BAL/NYJ/CHI/BUF/PIT/HOU/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/PHI/DEN/CAR/X STL: NE/STL/BAL/CIN/DET/BUF/PIT/HOU/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/DAL/PHI/KC/GB/7 DIFF: NYJ/CIN, CHI/DET, MIN/DAL, DEN/KC, CAR/GB Cleveland (SFA Jack) d. Baltimore (Dr. Tom) 9-8 BAL: NE/AZ/BAL/CIN/CHI/JAX/OAK/HOU/NO/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/PHI/DEN/CAR/30 CLE: NE/AZ/CLE/NYJ/DET/BUF/PIT/HOU/SEA/TB/TEN/SF/MIN/NYG/DEN/CAR/15 DIFF: BAL/CLE, CIN/NYJ, CHI/DET, JAX/BUF, OAK/PIT, NO/SEA, WAS/TB, ATL/SF, PHI/NYG Cincinnati (Swift Terror) d. N.Y. Jets (Gert T) GAME OF THE WEEK 7-5 CIN: IND/STL/BAL/NYJ/CHI/JAX/PIT/HOU/NO/WAS/MIA/ATL/MIN/PHI/DEN/CAR/17 NYJ: NE/STL/BAL/NYJ/CHI/BUF/PIT/HOU/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/NYG/KC/CAR/20 DIFF: IND/NE, JAX/BUF, NO/SEA, MIA/TEN, PHI/NYG, DEN/KC, 17/20 Detroit (Bravesfan) d. Chicago (Agent of Oblivion) 10-4 DET: NE/STL/BAL/CIN/DET/JAX/OAK/HOU/SEA/WAS/TEN/SF/MIN/PHI/DEN/CAR/20 CHI: NE/STL/BAL/CIN/CHI/JAX/PIT/HOU/SEA/TB/TEN/ATL/DAL/PHI/KC/GB/23 DIFF: DET/CHI, OAK/PIT, WAS/TB, SF/ATL, MIN/DAL, DEN/KC, CAR/GB Buffalo (Bob Barron) d. Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) 8-8 + TB Bob was 10 points off, APO was 11 points off JAX: IND/STL/BAL/CIN/DET/JAX/OAK/HOU/SEA/TB/TEN/ATL/MIN/PHI/KC/CAR/24 BUF: NE/STL/BAL/CIN/X/BUF/PIT/HOU/NO/WAS/TEN/SF/MIN/PHI/DEN/GB/20 DIFF: IND/NE, DET/X, JAX/BUF, OAK/PIT, SEA/NO, TB/WAS, ATL/SF, KC/DEN, CAR/GB, 24/20 Pittsburgh (Tyler McClelland) d. Oakland (The Bitch) 9-8 + TB; this means that even if The Bitch wins his MNF game, Tyler would still win via TB because he was spot-on with his team's score and Bitch's was 4 points off. OAK: NE/STL/BAL/CIN/DET/BUF/OAK/HOU/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/PHI/DEN/GB/17 PIT: IND/AZ/CLE/NYJ/DET/JAX/PIT/HOU/NO/TB/TEN/SF/DAL/PHI/KC/CAR/24 DIFF: NE/IND, STL/AZ, BAL/CLE, CIN/NYJ, BUF/JAX, OAK/PIT, SEA/NO, WAS/TB, ATL/SF, MIN/DAL, DEN/KC, GB/CAR, 17/24 San Diego (Slasher Flick) d. Houston (Bored) 9-6 SD: IND/STL/BAL/CIN/CHI/JAX/OAK/SD/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/PHI/DEN/CAR/17 HOU: NE/STL/BAL/NYJ/DET/JAX/PIT/HOU/SEA/TB/TEN/SF/MIN/NYG/KC/GB/24 DIFF: IND/NE, CIN/NYJ, CHI/DET, OAK/PIT, SD/HOU, WAS/TB, ATL/SF, PHI/NYG, DEN/KC, CAR/GB, 17/24 Seattle (Mr. Rant) d. New Orleans (A Mike SC) 8-8 + TB; Rant was 6 points off, Mike was 17. SEA: IND/STL/BAL/NYJ/CHI/BUF/OAK/HOU/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/PHI/KC/CAR/27 NO: IND/STL/BAL/NYJ/DET/BUF/PIT/HOU/NO/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/PHI/DEN/CAR/24 DIFF: CHI/DET, OAK/PIT, SEA/NO, KC/DEN, 27/24 Tampa Bay (Starvenger) d. Washington (Human Fly) 9-6 TB: NE/AZ/BAL/CIN/DET/JAX/PIT/HOU/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/PHI/DEN/GB/13 WAS: NE/STL/BAL/CIN/CHI/JAX/PIT/HOU/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/PHI/KC/CAR/23 DIFF: AZ/STL, DET/CHI, DEN/KC, GB/CAR, 13/23 Tennessee (Chuck Woolery) d. Miami (Spaceman Spiff) 9-7 TEN: NE/AZ/BAL/NYJ/DET/JAX/OAK/SD/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/NYG/KC/CAR/14 MIA: NE/STL/BAL/NYJ/DET/BUF/PIT/HOU/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/PHI/KC/CAR/17 DIFF: AZ/STL, JAX/BUF, OAK/PIT, SD/HOU, NYG/PHI Atlanta (Lightning Flik) d. San Francisco (Agent Bond 34) 9-8 ATL: NE/STL/BAL/NYJ/DET/BUF/OAK/HOU/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/PHI/KC/GB/28 SF: NE/STL/BAL/NYJ/DET/BUF/OAK/HOU/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/PHI/KC/CAR/28 DIFF: GB/CAR Minnesota (La Parka Marka) d. Dallas (BX) 9-5 DAL: NE/STL/BAL/CIN/DET/BUF/PIT/HOU/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/DAL/PHI/KC/CAR/ MIN: IND/AZ/BAL/CIN/DET/BUF/PIT/HOU/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/PHI/KC/CAR/24 DIFF: NE/IND, STL/AZ, DAL/MIN N.Y. Giants (Cartman) d. Philadelphia (MD 2020) 8-7 NYG: IND/AZ/BAL/CIN/DET/JAX/PIT/SD/NO/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/NYG/KC/CAR/20 PHI: NE/STL/BAL/NYJ/CHI/BUF/PIT/HOU/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/PHI/DEN/CAR/24 DIFF: IND/NE, AZ/STL, CIN/NYJ, DET/CHI, JAX/BUF, SD/HOU, NO/SEA, NYG/PHI, KC/DEN Denver (Canadian Chris) d. Kansas City (No Good Nick) 8-8 + TB; Chris was 3 points off, Nick was 4 KC: NE/STL/BAL/NYJ/DET/JAX/OAK/HOU/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/PHI/KC/CAR/28 DEN: NE/STL/BAL/CIN/DET/JAX/PIT/SD/SEA/WAS/TEN/ATL/MIN/NYG/DEN/GB/31 DIFF: NYJ/CIN, OAK/PIT, HOU/SD, PHI/NYG, KC/DEN, CAR/GB, 28/31 Green Bay (Vitamin X) d. Carolina (Fazzle) 8-2 GB: NE/STL/CLE/CIN/DET/JAX/PIT/HOU/NO/WAS/TEN/SF/MIN/PHI/KC/CAR/13 CAR: NE/STL/BAL/CIN/CHI/JAX/PIT/HOU/NO/TB/MIA/ATL/DAL/PHI/KC/CAR/17 DIFF: CLE/BAL, DET/CHI, WAS/TB, TEN/MIA, SF/ATL, MIN/DAL, 13/17

Hey, Drudge's "tip sheet" on his home page says everything sent will be used on the down low...

All I want to be is left alone. Get my water, write down my order and check once during the meal to see if me or the better half needs a refill, then give the check shortly thereafter. No gay-ass small-talk, no waiting around for the bill, no suggesting ice cream or the pie-of-the-month. It's not hard...

Well, what should we talk about Mike?...

This just in... BUSH IS LEADING IN PA!!!! My source? Well, I polled three of my neighbors and two were voting for W. -- that's a 33 POINT LEAD!!!!!...

You sure that oh-so-reliable news service that you used as a source didn't do a voice-over or something?...

And how about those radio ads that have been aired in previous elections that say when you don't vote Democrat another black church burns down. But at least the person doing the narration said it in a chummy way...

I can understand the mandatory tip for large groups -- if it was included on his bill and he didn't pay it that meant he skipped out on his bill, which is a big no-no. On a side note, I was at this place Friday (Eat 'n Park, for those in the SW PA area) and our fucking waitress didn't come over to our table for 15 fucking minutes (I know -- I kept track; the only reason I didn't get up and leave is because the better half wanted their fruit salad) because she was in the back making some hippie birthday cake for these people across the booth from us. I was pissed, and I normally don't care about customer service when I'm at a place. She could tell I was pissed because she was kissing my ass the rest of night, but when it was time for the bill, and as I paid w/ my credit card, I put under the tip line $0.02 and wrote "Perhaps the birthday table could tip you double since you spent most of your time there..."

That's exactly why I stopped collecting. Back in my day it was 50 cents for a pack of 15-20. I was on the edge of when they put that crappy gum in each pack, and I didn't miss it. I could deal with paying $1-1.50 for many of those packs in the early '90s, but when they started jewing (omg anti-Semite) me out of cards per pack that's when I decided there were better things to waste my money on...

Yawn. You do realize that race-baiting Democrat politics is as American as apple pie and baseball, right? Right?...

I guess my most valuable cards regarding $ are a rookie Lawrence Taylor/Jerry Rice (topps) and Barry Sanders (score) cards, however, I don't care what they're "worth" because I'm never selling my cards -- they're my little piece of history...

So Jobber is pro-necro?... No, I say if they care that much, they should let the people vote on it. This is GUBERNATORIAL ACTIVISM~! that circumvents the will of the people. I would be curious to see how many people vote to keep necro legal...

Ripper's back? I better edit that one post I said about him a while back. So is this still the least-viewed HD thread?...