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*Carville mode on* That's why I didn't want to originally, but the blatent partisan politics of it all has forced me to turn up the heat more than a kettle pot cooking shrimp gumbo. *Carville mode off...*

Middletown wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the rednecks and ghetto trash there. Cost of living was low and they had O'Charlie's AND Golden Corral. Oh, and fuck Mid-First Credit Union. Overqualified my ass -- hopefully the cancer I wished upon you bitch has already taken shape, undetected. Sorry, got a little sidetracked. If I decide to do this next year there will be several safeguards/changes to make sure problems that happened this year won't occur again. (Example: I would handle the next contest so that it would be impossible for anybody to lose their team -- I'll explain later.) Also, for anyone reading this -- what would you all think about putting in a few dollars to make future contests more interesting? (I wouldn't receive a cut of any money, btw, 100% would go toward payouts.) Oh, and my real hatred is for State College, Pa...

Take away $30,000 from two GOP donors and you have: Dem: $26,633 Rep: $12,050 Green: Who cares? In addition, look at individual donors and you have: Dem: 22 people Rep: 12 people Green: 1 person Ironically, I was going to post all these figures as well but I didn't want to come across like I was trying to push some agenda, which I wasn't with this thread...

I broke down by organization who gave how much to which party/candidate after this article; kkk-ommentary is in bold. Source... ******************* NBC Chief executive Robert Wright $8,000 since 1999, including $3,500 to the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee and $1,000 to Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and $1500 to Rep. Billy Tauzin (R-La.). Andrew Lack, a former NBC News chief, gave $1,000 to Rep. Billy Tauzin (R-La.) Then-producer Ann Kemp gave $1,000 to Bill Bradley's presidential campaign in 1999. Maria Shriver of "Dateline" was given permission to donate $2,000 to her brother, House candidate Mark Shriver. LOL2004 Fox anchor Neil Cavuto, the network's managing editor for business, gave $1,000 to a fundraising dinner for President Bush in 2002. A Fox producer for Oliver North, Griffin Jenkins, gave $2,000 to the Bush-Cheney reelection committee. (stop the presses -- I can't believe this!) WSJ Melanie Kirkpatrick, associate editor of the Wall Street Journal's editorial page, donated $20,000!!!! to the Republican National Committee and $1,000 to Bush's 2000 presidential campaign. Wall Street Journal technology columnist Walter Mossberg got a waiver to contribute $3,000 to Democrat Shapiro. Reporter Laura Landro gave $1,000 to Bradley. Washington Post Business reporter Albert Crenshaw gave $500 to Maryland Democratic House candidate Ira Shapiro in 2001. (Crenshaw said his wife made the donation before he told her that he could not participate in such contributions.) Sportswriter Mark Asher gave $500 to Illinois Democratic House candidate Pete Dagher in 2002. ABC "20/20" correspondent Jami Floyd, who covered the Florida recount in the last presidential election, gave $500 to the Democratic National Committee in 2000. Clark Bentson, a producer now heading for Baghdad, gave $250 to New Jersey Democratic House candidate Tim Carden. CBS Troy Roberts, a correspondent for CBS's "48 Hours" who once did a feature on the daughters of Bush and Al Gore, donated $1,000 to Hillary Rodham Clinton's Senate campaign. Emily Senay, medical correspondent of CBS's "Early Show." donated $1,000 to Hillary Rodham Clinton's Senate campaign. CNBC William Bolster was CNBC president in 1999, he donated $1,000 to McCain's campaign. CNN Paul Begala, a former Clinton White House aide who co-hosts CNN's "Crossfire," donated $2,000 to Democratic congressional candidates. (next thing you know, you'll tell me Carville donated to the DNC, too -- oh my fantasy world is crumbling down all around me) CNN reporter Mike Boettcher gave $1,000 to his brother's Democratic Senate campaign. USA Today Richard Willing, who covers terrorism, legal issues and the Supreme Court, has given $500 to Howard Dean's presidential campaign. Consumer reporter Jayne O'Donnell gave Dean $250. Food writer Jerry Shriver donated $1,000 to John Kerry's presidential effort. Washington Post Christopher Schroeder, a Washington Post Co. vice president who stepped down in January as chief executive of Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive, gave $1,000 to Bush's presidential campaign in 1999, before being promoted to run the online operation. NY Times Magazine staff writer Barry Bearak gave $250 to a Green Party Senate candidate. Travel writer Betsy Wade gave $383 to a Democratic House candidate.’ Business reporter Karen Arenson said her husband's $1,000 donation to Hillary Clinton was mistakenly reported in her name. Music critic John Rockwell, a former arts editor, gave $2,000 to Clinton in 2000 and gave Dean $250 about nine months ago. LA Times Food writer Charles Perry, who has given the Republican Party $2,550. Janet Kaye, a part-time member of the paper's polling unit, gave $450 to Dean. Former Times Mirror general counsel William Niese put more than $10,000!!!! in Republican Party coffers. TIME Time publishing reporter Andrea Sachs gave $1,000 to a Democratic House candidate. NEWSWEEK Then-Moscow bureau chief William Powell Jr. gave $1,000 to McCain Then-publisher Carolyn Wall donated $1,000 to Bradley.

Somehow, someway, the city will end up paying for this...

Two different games -- four possible outcomes. To make it easier to understand, I made the following scenarios: If Indy wins, Chris advances. If New England wins, Gert advances. If Carolina wins, fazzle advances. If Philly wins, Fly advances. ********************************** Canadian Chris (Denver) @ Gert T (NY Jets) Gert T Indianapolis 20, New England 24 Carolina 17, Philadelphia 20 Canadian Chris Indianapolis 30, New England 27 Carolina 17, Philadelphia 20 Differing picks: IND/NE ************************** Fazzle (Carolina) @ Human Fly (Washington) Fazzle Indianapolis 31, New England 17 Carolina 22, Philadelphia 20 Human Fly Indianapolis 27, New England 20 Carolina 13, Philadelphia 23 Differing picks: CAR/PHI

I should have dated myself -- I was also including you going on "you're a racist!" tangents at posters like Downhome and Mike SC over the Cincy cops kill 400-lb black guy thread. Stuff like that really grates on my nerves. I believe you have me confused with Ripper as I didn't post very much in that thread at all, but if that's what you choose to believe, go right ahead. In fact, I was on other boards defending the cops actions. But, hey, like I said, you're admittedly not the sharpest knife in the drawer, so I can't be too hard on you for your lapses in memory. Carry on my friend. I will say that you did clarify your remarks later on in that thread, and you are on the right side of the main debate in this thread. I just get annoyed when the "r" word is thrown around, and I overreacted...

Amen...

*Gulp* Um, so, how about that Screech? What a hoot...

Can't wait to see a mod's "official explanation" for all of this. I hope one doesn't come along for some time -- this is quite the entertaining read... EDIT: Bummer, Zach responded just as I was typing this. Damn you to hell!...

I should have dated myself -- I was also including you going on "you're a racist!" tangents at posters like Downhome and Mike SC over the Cincy cops kill 400-lb black guy thread. Stuff like that really grates on my nerves. Too bad what Mike said wasn't "borderline racist" tsk tsk. But I'm not going to get on you too much man. I'd ask you to stop acting niggardly, but I don't want you accusing me of being a racist, too...

Goddamn lazy hippie. Actually, hippie, typing "..." is more strenuous than just typing "." And it's more dangerous, too. I'm THREE MORE TIMES as likely to get Carpool Tunnel Syndrome in my right index finger. Like I said before, deal with it...

I didn't shed any tears for the guy that got curbed. I probably wouldn't make all of the comments I have made in this thread because it would probably result in my banning, but I defiantly would say, "fuck 'em, they made their bed." (And like the person that brought up this question, no offense to either one of these posters – hopefully each can defeat the demons in each of their closets.) I really don’t talk to Sass or CWM, so I think a more accurate person to use in my case would be MikeSC or DrTom (no offense to either one of these two, too). And you should have been in the trunk for your idiotic posts, and please note I didn’t include the word “borderline” in your case...

Of course if she posted a manipulated animation featuring two movie chicks kissing we'd all be complimenting Yuna...

I'm not hating the cow -- I think the badgers are telling me subliminally that I will like them more than the cow and pervert farmer...

Badgers > Cow. Every time those furry things squatted it looked like they were taking a poo...

Because if I backhanded her I wouldn't have been allowed to drive the mini-van to the big dance later that month. Oh, and it's "dawg," not "dog." You're so white...

Being Stupid: Me and five other friends playing football at 2 a.m. on a cul de sac and a neighbor calling the cops. (true story) Endangering lives: Me and five other friends in a car with a spare tire for one wheel, driving 80 mph and speeding away from the po-pos. Hopefully the maggots have already started their feast on these bodies...

Put some music with it and I'm sure it'll top the BET/MTV charts for some time...

I have. It's much nicer not scrolling down 3 pages worth of sigs when the entire thread is maybe half a page of actual... you know.... posting. Ditto. If someone makes a comment about someone's sig, all I have to do is just click on that person's profile...

Hey, it's making money right now. Let CBS milk this cow for all its worth before shipping it off to the slaughterhouse...

I used to work out at a Bally Total Fitness (NEVER join with these leeches!) in my college days and Steeler players were always there. It was sad to see the guy members mark out like 10-year old girls at a Hansen concert. My highlight was kicking Kevin Greene off a Leg Extension machine because he was just sitting on it while Chad Brown (I think it was him) was on the machine next to it.) EDIT: Oh, yeah. Levon Kirkland also visited the arcade I used to work at and play that one Wrestlemania game with HBK, Hart, Undertaker, Doink, Luger and Yoko. He would play it all freaking day, and I was the unoffical bodyguard because I got tired of seeing punks just hanging around him. Just let the man play his video game in peace, bitches. Oh, and his wife/girlfriend was cute, too...

Boy, you must have had an exciting childhood. As for me I was out pimping ho's and clocking a grip like my name was Dolomite. And let me tell you that pimping ain't easy. I had this bitch in my room serving three customers when my mom came home early from church. Man, I was grounded for a WEEK after that fiasco...

Zoinks -- I don't have THAT much hatred for Tucker. I really have no opinion of him. Give me Novak any day -- he's a bitter old man and funny as hell at times. I remember one time he and Begala was having an argument on universal health care, or something of that nature, and Novak said something to the extent of "who cares about losers that don't want to go out and work." The entire audience got quiet, Begala's jaw dropped and I was laughing so hard I shed a tear...

That's funny. What exactly do you do in a situation like that? "Uhhh, sooo, what's your soup of the day? And I would like a booth that doesn't stick..."