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Remember? I think I ate it once...

Here's a question: Is she teeing off at the same spot as all the men are?...

First season -- I'm 1-2 with a crappy offense. Each game has featured freaking RAIN, which contributed to my plethora of fumbles and busted plays. If I'm playing this crappy when the weather is dry I will start to worry...

Forums -- once in a blue moon I'll read an article...

Since my last post was on the Left...

Now if only we had some courageous 14-year old boy taking on the LPGA's best...

Not everyone in the U.S. falls under the groups you mentioned in that post. NASCAR is quite mainstream -- sure it's not as popular in some areas of the country, but it's definitely no longer a "just for hicks" pastime...

Amen...

I had an A-Team "Matchbox" die-cast van, along with the Dukes and Knight Rider. Good times...

So is this a good thing or a bad thing? I don't follow NASCAR...

I'll just wait until the movie comes out...

What should I say to someone who I have rarely, if never, actually talked to while at this place? Wait a second -- she has boobs. Might as well fall in line with the rest of the drooling sheep. OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY~~~!!! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: Oddly enough, today (err, make that yesterday by now) was my better half's 25th year on this earth...

Lame. I wanted to know how much $ was involved...

Poor little fella...

OK, I haven't been keeping up with this thread for several pages, and there's no way in hell I'm reviewing it. Have I missed anything worthwhile since the "tears were rolling down my face" part?...

Sometimes you just gotta put a bitch in her place...

Man I remember when saying "damn" and "hell" on TV was a big deal...

You insensitive prick. If you were in a warzone and a little child was pointing a high powered military weapon at you, you'd probably shoot the poor thing insetad of trying to shoo it away by offering it candy! You CHILD HATER! No. I'd shoot the child in the foot, then offer some snicker-doodles...

Well you know they all ... live in the Eastern Hemisphere. Actually, I thought she was Chinese because she said that in her blog -- I guess she was being sarcastic. Like I said before, I didn't read that much of it because my stomach was starting to churn...

Too bad he didn't write a book about how to fuck little boys -- he'd get the ACLU defending him in a heartbeat...

Yeah, but... uhhh... They were just kids! Children! Yeah, that's it...

I miss the good old days when we just pondered the definition of "is..."

Yes you are -- come, join us...

Ugh. I barely got past the first entry. Uh, yes you are fat and yes you are Chinese -- that all you talked about in your two very unfunny stand up specials I had the misfortune of watching. Too bad she wasn't living in China and her parents already had that country's quota of kids they were allowed to have...