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If you want I'll provide a link to you on a paper I wrote in college regarding the NFL salary cap (Got an A on it). Just PM me if interested...

Hy-po-the-tical. Anyone got a dictionary? What I want to know is why Chris Matthews has such a hard-on for a certain cable news channel that's slapping his employer, and his show, around in the ratings like a little ragdoll...

Yes, because Lord knows "foreigners" have no common sense. It's wonder that they manage to put their shoes on in the morning, let alone ya know, have adult feelings and relationships. Looks like someone got hot while reading this thread...

The Winnipeg Jets...

When it was a big deal for someone to say "Damn" or "Hell" on TV?...

Not really. When nobody lives in a town, I'm sure it's quite safe to walk the streets at night... That's a good point. Although lately, some Chicago drug dealers have made their way into The Valley, especially Steubenville. The cops up there have been confiscating ALOT of drugs almost by the day it seems. There have been more murders in the last month in the area than there were in the last year. Damn Chicagoans and their drugs ruining my Valley. Well then I'm sure your little town is making a fortune selling those drugs back to the CIA...

I wonder if Ms. de Moraes also wrote that Paramount DIDN'T drink a big glass of GLAAD Kool-Aid when those "First Amendment bin Ladens" tried to get Dr. Laura off the air before her TV show had one episode broadcast...

That's even worse!...

Yes...

Not really. When nobody lives in a town, I'm sure it's quite safe to walk the streets at night...

When the only video game soundtrack out there had the song "Pac Man Fever"?...

I know. I got a great little house picked out already by this nice lava pond. It's such a shame in this world that the wrong people get these diseases...

Miller had the commercials with Bob Uecker?...

And on the flip-side of this debate: My better half spent a semester up at Sappy Valley with this chick she knew. They rented an apartment together. And just about every time I talked to her, she would bitch and moan about how her roomie would leave dishes in the sink, not do any cleaning, etc. So of course after that semester, which was the time I graduated from my college, I moved up there and we got a place of our own. And she then bitched and moaned about me leaving dishes in the sink and not doing any house-cleaning. But at least she was getting laid...

You know what. The customer isn't fuckin right okay. So we screwed up on your order, that could be one of the hundreds of the day. Big fucking whoop, why don't you try and go back there and work and serve the people what they want. Its not fucking easy. Be glad you get Choken as a customer and not this woman... Woman gets 10 years for running over McDonald's manager A McDonald's customer who flew into a violent rage when she was denied mayonnaise on her cheeseburger got 10 years in prison today for running over the restaurant's manager. Waynetta Nolan, 37, could have received as much as 20 years in prison for hitting Sherry Allen Jenkins with her car, dragging the employee across the parking lot and breaking her pelvis at the McDonald's in southwest Houston. Nolan showed little emotion this afternoon when the jury came back with the punishment after four hours of deliberation. Earlier this morning, however, as the jury heard testimony in the punishment phase of Nolan's trial, her 43-year-old victim tearfully said she couldn't pick up her grandchildren because of the injuries she suffered in the incident. "I put the mayonnaise on her burger," Jenkins told jurors. "I took the onions and the mustard off. What did I do?" Jurors took less than an hour on Wednesday to convict Nolan of aggravated assault in the courtroom of state District Judge Brock Thomsas. Nolan testified then that she thought she had rolled over "a bump" when she ran over Jenkins. Nolan was contrite during her testimony today and apologized for running over Jenkins on April 23. She said she had been going through "a bad time" in her life when she lost it in the drive-through line. The incident began when an 18-year-old employee working at the drive-through window near Bissonnet and Beltway 8 told Nolan mayonnaise was not an option on McDonald's cheeseburgers. When Nolan became angry, she was encouraged to pull her car around to the window counter and speak to the manager. Witnesses said Nolan cursed and threw a cheeseburger back though the drive-through window. When Jenkins offered a special-order cheeseburger with mayonnaise, witnesses said, Nolan complained her french fries had grown cold. After receiving new fries, she then demanded a new drink. Unable to pacify the belligerent customer, Jenkins finally called police, who asked her to get the customer's license plate number. Jenkins walked out to the drive-through line to get the number. Nolan testified she had inched her car forward to put ketchup on her burger when she heard a car horn. Realizing she was blocking drive-through traffic, she said, she gunned her car forward and hit Jenkins. After running over Jenkins, witnesses said, Nolan sped from the parking lot and drove into oncoming traffic on a one-way feeder road. She was arrested at her home after a man who saw the assault followed her and reported her plate to police. Jurors had the option of convicting Nolan of a lesser crime, such as misdemeanor reckless driving, but prosecutors said it was her spectacular departure that likely led to her felony assault conviction. "Did she stop?" asked Assistant District Attorney John Jordan. "Did she say, `Oh my Lord, what have I done?' " Nolan's attorney, Troy Wilson, said his client simply panicked. "I think more than anything, it was the panic afterward that hurt her with the jury."

I'd love to hear that playlist...

LOL Not sure which banning story is funnier -- Eagan's or Game's. Gotta go with "Waldo"...

When we found porn on the Internet for the first time?...

I've had it before. It's OK, but a bit pricey. The people I went with said it would fill me right up, but, like usual, I downed my dish in the blink of an eye and was ready for another meal...

Practically anything Bush, or any other public official, does results in that person ticking off a group of voters. My point was I've been hearing the "Q" word quite a bit and it's starting to drive me mad. I'm in a bit of a quagmire myself. I can't decide whether to have Shredded Wheat for breakfast or Reese's Puffs. The Fiber Bloc and ever-important Teeth Lobby (and boy those molars sure go to the polls in force) are hoping I choose Shredded Wheat, but my taste buds, which have filled up my War Chest with cash for years, is pulling for the Puffs. I think I'll see what the focus groups say I should do...

Actually, the chicks that work at my local Golden Arches are pretty hot. I was hoping when she leaned forward to check my beef I could catch a cleavage shot, but alas her shirt was buttoned. The ones in Middletown though were another story...

Eww, roomates. I'd sooner live with my parents...

What would piss me off is that SHE has a job, but yet YOU don't. Another interview story to make you feel better. Had an interview scheduled so I spent an hour or two reseaching the company, then some more time getting my portfolio in order, etc. I woke up early, got dressed, drove there -- all of this took a few hours, too. Meet with the bitch. She looks at my resume for a few seconds, says "You're over-qualified," giggles and wishes me a nice day. Paging Ms. Fairy...

Do you remember when we had a Bush in the White House?...

WTF?!?! Headline: Bush Tariff Repeal a Political Quagmire Everything's a goddamn quagmire now...