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I have so much hate for customers it's not funny (I have an endless supply of these stories). Gee, I wonder why OJ would be more expensive than COFFEE. One genius wanted us to make her a breakfast sandwich at 3 p.m. My manager loved that one. It was funny when our store started making Tuesday 29-cent hamburger night. It was also a night that the Pittsburgh Penguins were playing, which meant we were going to get hit even without this sale by people on the way to the game. Anyway, management had NO CLUE how overwhelmed we would be (and in their defense they had no way to know). People in front and in drive-thru were ordering 10 burgers at a time, and we could only make 12 at a time per stove. There were at least two altercations, one of them almost physcial, between the hosses making the burgers and the dainty drive thru chicks waiting for their orders. In times like this I just like getting washed up in all the chaos. I was working a register, and it just so happened to be by the ice cream machine, so I just began giving out kids ice cream cones to my customers and chatted with them. In addition, I only worked three orders at a time because what was the point of ringing up 10 orders when none would be close to being completed. Amazingly enough every customer I had understood why I was doing this! My register was the calm eye in this hurricane of mayhem that night. And of course my manager rewarded me by having me work EVERY 29-cent hamburger night. B*tch...

I was wondering if this guy went through the proper channels of Hasbro to put this game for the ages out to the public. Wow, an Indian dating a Black guy -- your kid will REALLY be oppressed...

As long as you don't use an ice-breaker like: "A Jew, Black and Asian walk into a bar," you shouldn't get into too much trouble. Unless of course you are visiting the MrRant household. Here's an example of the kkk charm: I met Swift_Terror's better half back when I lived in Ohio. We were sitting there with that uncomfortable silence I hate so much, so I just blurted out “so what are you into?” I was hoping she’d say group sex or something, but instead we had a great conversation regarding, among other things, movies and video games. In fact, I just about died when she said that she could beat Star Wars: Jedi Battles (or whatever it’s called). Hell, I could never get past the Jar-Jar level. Of course, some of the stuff I said probably scared her, but big deal – she won’t be the first, nor will she be the last...

Since I don't watch ESPN Sunday Countdown anymore, I would be curious if Uncle Tom Jackson would even mention this -- can somebody let me know if he acknowledges this on the next show? Personally, I can't stand the seeds in watermelon. I don't want to spend time spitting them out, although "watermelon" ice cream rules all (lemon/lime sherbet = outer part, raspberry sherbet = inner part and chocolate chips for seeds)...

I love it when someone ends with the You-are-all-ignorant line. An Oldie but Goldie...

Following current events really helps out, too...

Wow, this must have REALLY irked you Rant -- putting up two threads devoted to this...

Most of those work-at-home jobs are just scams...

Source. For the record, one Tanzanian Shilling is worth 0.001 U.S. Dollar...

Here's some of what I do, for good or ill. When I'm at a social gathering and meet someone, I try to find out what their interests are then I talk with them about it. The trick is not to beat the issue into the ground or anything, but if you get someone to open up then that's when some of the best conversations take place. Don't be afraid to be yourself and let your opinions known. Chances are the person you're talking to might share the same views but is just too afraid to talk about them. And if they disagree with you then you have another avenue of talk. Of course, if you are talking to a militant feminazi or staunch pro-lifer this might backfire, but at least you stepped into the batter's box and took your swing. It just seems, in my opinion, that too many people these days are trying to be polite and respectful of other people’s feelings – f*ck that. Go in there, be yourself and have fun...

I have no idea who this guy is, but this seems ridiculous. Getting fired over THAT?...

Source. Can't wait to see what the Sunday countdown boys say about this, especially (Company) Uncle Tom Jackson...

How many more years does he have on his contract? In a way I can't blame him due to all the ineptitude he's faced while in Cincy, but come on Corey. I think the Bengals have turned the corner and will be competitive in another year or so (Heck, they might be competitive now in the weak AFC North)...

On my screen, BB has 9 of the last 30 threads posted up in CE. Now granted these might not be the most recent threads, but let's take a look at the topics. Banana Rapist goes to court Child Molester locked in Jail cell with Victem Man hits Hole in One/300 in Bowling Asians Go Under the Knife (although an older thread, it got bumped due to a related story BB posted on it, so I consider this a "new thread" for this case) BigFoot remains found Earhart's Grave Found? Dog Chews off Crippled Boy's Fingers Infant Rape on the Rise Dog Learns Nazi Salute Personally, I don't mind some "different" threads, but this seems like a bit of overkill...

No...

Wow, just wow. No fights or anything broke out?...

Good idea actually. Poor people shouldn't have kids...

If you get the chicken w/ stars all the noodles and stuff stay on the bottom...

Wow. For Amsterdam that's pretty rough...

Don't diss my Butters. Maybe Matt and Trey read TSM...

NO NO NO NO NO. Let Star Wars movies stop with ROTJ. It's bad enough he's making Indy Jones 4...

Oh, I know there are questions concerning my credit-card idea, but sometimes I wonder if the cash spent on dumb marketing campaigns could be better used to try new things in order to bring in more customers. But what do I know? And couldn't you have just taken the pickles off of your burger? Speaking of order mess-ups, when I worked at McDonald's I could always tell when a customer walked in the store if they were a victim of a drive-thru faux pas...

Having worked fast food back in the day I can understand what you're going through (oh, the stories I have to tell). However, when I went to a McDonald's drive-thru last week, they made my double quarter pounder a single quarter pounder, despite having been charged for a double QP value meal -- they even had it in the right box, which is why I didn't check it. Basically, if my burger has a special order slip I take their word for it (I hate onions). I don't understand why McDonalds doesn't accept credit cards at their stores. Instead of making dumb marketing campaigns, this extra convenience would make me visit the golden arches more often -- the Wendy's where I live has credit card access and I go there more than I normally would, as I do Subway. BTW: Do you have to PAY for your meals? Free food was one of the reasons I stayed at McDonalds for as long as I did...

Oops. I meant Fye -- not sure if that's what you meant or another store. Anyway, the Fye's around here used to be known as Camelot Music, of which I was a loyal customer during my youth. They had this program where buy XX amount of CD's/tapes, get one free. I had my latest card filled out and found out they were undergoing a name change. I asked the manager if Fye will accept this card when they switch names -- he said yes. Well, I came back and the SAME MANAGER said they weren't accepting them anymore. F 'em I say. Not one of my better boycott stories, but oh well. Surprised at your Bob Evans experience Choken, they have always been good to me...

Perhaps looking for a better deal for Scary Movie 4?...