King Kamala

I'd have to say mine is Suburban Commando, I got it in a bin of DVDs marked $8.88 last year at Wal-Mart. I couldn't deny a great deal for a hillariously bad Hogan movie. Hell the DVD even has a special feature, a really messed up trivia game that has nothing to do with the movie. Another cheesy DVD I got is the 1986 obscure "cult classic" Trick or Treat. The movie has modern pictures of Ozzy Osbourne and Gene Simmons on the cover, despite the movie being almost twenty years old and Ozzy only making a really small cameo and Gene only being in like 5 minutes of it. The movie stars Marc Price of Family Ties nonfame as a kid that's becoming possessed by his favorite rock star who happens to be dead. The movie is great if you're a fan of cheesy 80's hair metal but if you're not it's just a really silly B horror movie.

Hell no, not Tony Danza. I fuckin hate Who's The Boss! I'd rather have Horshack than Tony Danza. Henry Winkler however sounds decent enough-the Fonz deserves a comeback to television.

FOX was stupid for cancelling Titus, Titus had a lot better ratings than Grounded For Life( Which they kept for another season) at the time it was cancelled.

I also think that Mosely will beat De La Hoya by a split decision.

^Thinks smarks deserve to cry to dammit! < Agrees with ^. < Laughed when Kamala went bowling with Reverand Slick. Not a "This is stupid" laugh but a "this is so hillarious" laugh.

According to TV Guide(Which isn't much of a source) it's surreally bad.

^Thinks Chyna was a better IC champ than Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart-combined. < Cried when Sid won the WWF World title from Shawn Michaels. Don't worry < was a mark.

KISS- Music from the Elder Download some of the tracks off this now. If I were to describe it- I'd say it's KISS acting like Pink Floyd and adding a lot of Medieval stuff. It's amazingly good or bad depending on how you look at it.

I was/ still sorta am a huge KISS fan and all of there 80's stuff sucks outside of Creatures of the Night (Which is probably my favorite KISS album outside of Destroyer). Also KISS in the 90's totally sucked except for Revenge.

Andrew WK is truly the last of a dying breed along with Kid Rock- that breed is the party rocker breed. Andrew WK simply makes fun music and that's what rock needs more than ever.

"Where the Down Boys Go" the song and video is a guilty pleasure to the highest degree. I wanna go where the down boys go.

If ^ is serious, < will pee his pants.

^'s dad may or may not be Kamala. < knows that Lou Bega is half Ugandan.

^ Called for the removal of <'s ban from kickball hall of fame. < Is now doing commericals for third rate car repair places and getting attacked by third rate Kane rip offs.

I didn't include Guns 'n' Roses cause I nor most people wouldn't classify them under as a hariband. I gotta go with the Crue on this one kicked ass for the entire 1980's unlike most of the other bands on this pole who only had a few or no moments of kick ass.

^Integral part of Chyna's fan base. Seeing as how ^ is one of Chyna's last fans. < Is an integral part to Kamala's fan base.

I barely think Wight has been a credible main eventer at all in his entire career. The only time I ever bought him as a main eventer was Spring and early summer of 96 when he was feuding with Sting and Lex Luger. I didn't buy him as a main eventer when he was feuding with Hogan, cause I thought he was the stereotypical fat guy for Hogan to bodyslam.

The worst indy show I've seen was a show about 30 minutes away from my house. First off the ring wasn't even fully set up at the start time and the show started about an hour late. Second it was a 4 hour TV taping filled with matches ten minutes or under and everybody was half assing it. Third was the kiss of death for this indy promotion, about 100 people attended and they had hired some big names for the card (Jim Duggan, Chris Hammrick, Julio Dinero and a few others I'm forgetting). And after the horrible 4 hour card, all we got for a main event was a three minute Jim Duggan squash. Anybody also got indy show horror stories?

^Will probably go after Philly area posters like SpacemanSpiff and.....< actually can't remember any more Philadelphia area posters. <When < was 5, thought his father would take him to the county fair to meet Randy Savage and the Undertaker. < cried when <'s dad wouldn't take him.

^Is probably selling fake marijuana and imitation leather jackets to get us there. < Hopes the Dames is on the team. < bets the Dames is a man that's damn good at kickball.

^ Is devilishly handsome. < Meant that last comment in a non homosexual manner < Still thinks he's win the Mr. Smartmarks poll only if Kotzenjunge isn't entered. What a hunkasaurus.

Come on it can't be that much worse than the Superstars taping I attended in July 94. The dark match main event was Lex Luger Vs Get this.......The Fake Undertaker. Although it was four hours of meaningless squash matches and a non sensical main event, it did feature the kickass Bret Hart-Owen Hart lumberjack match seen on Wham! Bam! Bodyslam (I think that was the Coliseum tape it was on).

Nickelodeon or Disney should have released a Beets album at Doug's peak. Hell I think it might have sold quite a few copies. I know I'd buy several copies. Let's also not forget that Doug started the phenomenal comeback of Don Knotts. Forget John Travolta in Pulp Fiction, Don Knotts on Doug was THE comeback of the 90's!

Gotta move, you got run, YOU GOTTA SHOUT YOUR LUNGS OUT! One of the Beets lesser hits, one of the worst ABC episodes was the one where they found out that Doug's dad recorded an album in the 70's and the Beets were a huge fan of it.

Portland, Maine( Yours trulys) hometown has a freakin music award. The biggest thing musically to ever happen here was the fact that Todd Rundgren lived here for a few years and the local bands are mostly just the same generic modern rock crap.