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Did you all get jobs with no internet access?
King Kamala replied to Take it's topic in No Holds Barred
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I can see my fantasy I'm so consumed in bed. What I see takes over me I'm blind beyond repair. It takes a hold of me so tight a grip that does not give. And when she's done she throws me out like junk left in a shelf. Yeah! I wanna have the right. I wanna feel the night. All around the stars. Wanna take a flight. And get back on my sights. All around the stars. I can see all my words I can feel the warming breeze. I can see through forests I can hear her breathe. Walking for a thousand miles I can see the road. And at the end I find I'm with her sharing each's soul. Yeah! I wanna have the right. I wanna feel the night. All around the stars. Wanna take a flight. And get back on my sights. All around the stars. Walking a solo ride. Trying to realise. God I'm so mixed up. I will find you. I wanna have the right. I wanna feel the night. All around the stars. Wanna take a flight. And get back on my sight. All around the stars. Yeah! I want to have the right. God I want to feel the night. All around the stars. I want to have the right. I want to feel the night. All around the stars. As the ink runs deep. It left me a mark. It's against my heart.
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Sorry you went nuts, Matt.
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Enjoy it. Might be the only TSM victory you'll ever get, Adam.
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Just make sure not to throw any water on him, Brody.
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I was the asshole who voted for AdminMike, probably using the same reasoning that Time Magazine used when they voted Hitler "Man of The Year". Yes I compared a message board fag to The Fuhrer.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKorl7Ouht0 Geez, even Battlenuts and Franchise have given up for good.
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\ I can see my fantasy I'm so consumed in bed What I see takes over me I'm blind beyond repair It takes a hold of me so tight a breed that does not give And when she's done she throws me out like junk left in a shelf Yeah I wanna have the right I wanna feel the night Around the stars Wanna take a flight Get back on my sights Around the stars I can see all my words I can feel the warming breeze I can see through forests I can hear her breathe Walking for a thousand miles I can see the road and at the end i find I'm with her sharing eachs soul Yeah I wanna have the right I wanna feel the night Around the stars Wanna take a flight Get back on my sights All round the stars Walking a solo ride trying to reunite God I'm so mixed up I will find you I wanna have the right I wanna feel the night Around the stars Wanna take a flight Get back on my sight Around the stars Yeah I want to have the right God I want to feel the night Around the stars I want to have the right I want to feel the night Around the stars
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I was drunk last night. I remember making a confession but I don't remember what exactly that confession was. Frankly, I'm glad it was nothing too embarrassing. Well now I know.
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For those wondering why Kamala continues to hang around long after the Mission to 7,000 is complete. I was born in Lil' Rock, Had a childhood sweetheart, We were always hand in hand. I was hightop shoes and shirt tails, Suzy was in pig tails, I know I loved her even then. You know my papa disapproved it, My mama boohooed it, But I told them time and time again, "Don't you know I was made to love her, Built a world all around her" Yah! Hey, hey, hey. She's been my inspiration, Showed appreciation For the love I gave her through the years. Like a sweet magnolia tree My love blossmed tenderly, My life grew sweeter through the years. I know that my baby loves me, My baby needs me, That's why we made it through the years. I was made to love her, Worship and adore her, Hey, hey, hey. All through thick and thin Our love just won't end, 'Cause I love my baby, love my baby. Ah! My baby loves me, My baby needs me, And I know I ain't going nowhere. I was knee high to a chicken When that love bug bit me, I had the fever with each passing year. Oh, even if the mountain tumbles, If this whole world crumbles, By her side I'll still be standing there. 'Cause I was made to love her, I was made to live for her, yeah! Ah, I was made to love her, Built my world all around her, Hey, hey, hey. Oo baby, I was made to please her, You know Stevie ain't gonna leave her, no, Hey, hey, hey. Oo wee baby, my baby loves me, My baby needs me, Hey, hey, hey. OO my baby loves me....
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I can see my fantasy I'm so consumed in bed What I see takes over me I'm blind beyond repair It takes a hold of me so tight a breed that does not give And when she's done she throws me out like junk left in a shelf Yeah I wanna have the right I wanna feel the night Around the stars Wanna take a flight Get back on my sights Around the stars I can see all my words I can feel the warming breeze I can see through forests I can hear her breathe Walking for a thousand miles I can see the road and at the end i find I'm with her sharing eachs soul Yeah I wanna have the right I wanna feel the night Around the stars Wanna take a flight Get back on my sights All round the stars Walking a solo ride trying to reunite God I'm so mixed up I will find you I wanna have the right I wanna feel the night Around the stars Wanna take a flight Get back on my sight Around the stars Yeah I want to have the right God I want to feel the night Around the stars I want to have the right I want to feel the night Around the stars
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Don't forget to make the Legends of TSM proud
King Kamala replied to King Kamala's topic in No Holds Barred
I've already received enough hazing about getting to 7,000, thankyouverymuchasshole. -
Matt Young to YKRG; COME AT MATT YOUNG, YOU BEST NOT MISS. MATT YOUNG: THE REALEST NIGGA ON TOTSM (...by default since I don't think there are any more black people posting here and me, Brody, and The UK contingent are even whiter than he)
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Gary Floyd and shit and he's all like "blurbity blurbity blurb I know more about movies than you do! Why don't you know as much about movies as I do? I take EHME insulting me in stride but I'm really hurt on the inside blurbity blurbity blue." Fuck his ass and make him humble, amirite? And I've decided I just flat out don't like Smues. You just can't trust a guy that isn't from one of the original 48 states.
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Have you ever seen a one trick pony in the field so happy and free? If you've ever seen a one trick pony then you've seen me Have you ever seen a one-legged dog making its way down the street? If you've ever seen a one-legged dog then you've seen me Then you've seen me, I come and stand at every door Then you've seen me, I always leave with less than I had before Then you've seen me, bet I can make you smile when the blood, it hits the floor Tell me, fan, can you ask for anything more? Tell me can you ask for anything more? Have you ever seen a scarecrow filled with nothing but dust and wheat? If you've ever seen that scarecrow then you've seen me Have you ever seen a one-armed man punching at nothing but the breeze? If you've ever seen a one-armed man then you've seen me Then you've seen me, I come and stand at every door Then you've seen me, I always leave with less than I had before Then you've seen me, bet I can make you smile when the blood, it hits the floor Tell me, friend, can you ask for anything more? Tell me can you ask for anything more? These things that have comforted me, I drive away This place that is my home I cannot pay My only faith's in the broken bones and bruises I display Have you ever seen a one-legged man trying to dance his way free? If you've ever seen a one-legged man then you've seen me
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Stop it, pal before someone reads the board and you hurt their feelings!
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http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html October 23rd to October 28th, 1989 editions. Internet theories say Garfield actually died and the last twenty years of the comic have been a vivid hallucination by an in denial Garfield. Makes you look at those shitty Bill Murray movies in a different light. Trippy shit. Last post and I make a typo in the topic title. Aye! Oh well. Kamala out.
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http://www.tubedubber.com/#ddwdmGPfprE:nAd...:0:100:0:0:true Remember to board hard because if you don't, you're not only letting yourself down but everybody who made TOTSM what it was. And Battlenuts can suck on deez nuts, can I get an amen from King Cucaracha?
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The TSM Celebrity Roast of Don Quixote
King Kamala replied to King Kamala's topic in No Holds Barred
And now ladies and gentlemen... ANOTHER BAD CREATION! -
His greatest hit http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...p;#entry1539020 I guess TSM has gotten slightly less homophobic over the years. Slightly. Fake edit---wow I wasted my second to last post on this. I figured something like this would happen. At least, it wasn't #7000 itself