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Off subject: I once saw (and didn't click) a link to an Amish porn site. What the fuck is Amish porn? Is there really that high of a demand for naked Amish people?

This news is pretty bitching. However I wonder if they're gonna make it basically a 90 minute episode of the TV show like Beavis and Butthead Do America or make it an R-rated movie like Jackass: The Movie and South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut?

Scissorfight was on MTV News a few years back and were on the brink of stardom. Needless to say they looked sucky and thankfully they haven't gotten big outside the Northeast.

I hope you aren't talking about the Doug episodes on ABC. Except for the one where Doug exposed some evil junk food ingrediant, most of the episodes blew.

Does anyone mark out for the Nickelodeon episodes of Doug as much as me. Maybe it's a being a child of the 90's, but I always mark out when I'm up at 6 in the morning and Doug reruns are on. Too many "great" episodes to mention. My favorite has to be the episode where Doug formed a band where he was the lead singer/banjo player, that song that was supposed to be their big hit was so damn catchy.

^One of the only posters that fellow posters wanted on the Miss SmartMarks poll. <Would probably win if there was a Mr. SmartMarks poll.

I heard a bit of it and it's.....odd not my cup of tea. The avant garde and death metal fans may hate me for this but I like music that's somewhat melodic. I also find it very weird they were selling this CD at Wal-Mart of all places...I don't think that any regular Wal-Mart shopper would be interested in the Mars Volta.

I think the album will be a disapointment for those who believe Axl that it'll be a ****1/2 classic album but hell I almost guarantee it'll have a few good tracks and it'll sure as hell be better than Hollyweird.

I wouldn't call it a ***** star horror movie, I'd say around ***1/2. It was a throwback to the goofy, cheesy 80's horror movies with Mimi Rogers stealing every scene she was in. It was better than most of the crap they call horror movies out now but it wasn't a classic.

Besides the Spice Girls, Simon really hasn't done much. Simon's produced albums for two hit wonder boy bands (Westlife and 5ive) and he discovered the god-awful Jimmy Ray. On the topic of Wrestlemania: The Album, do you think Bret Hart would make the cut on American Idol?

Well I'm Sean Mooney... Not really but I did pose as him once for shits and giggles on Yahoo Chat! The 2 people in the chatroom that did know who Sean Mooney was, wanted me out.

^Stupid unemployed Hagar loving Crystal Pepsi drinking fool. < Will buy a pair of the magic "ZZ Top" keys for anyone who wants them.

^Religious? < Will be back in a few hours. Is about to head off to see ZZ Top and Ted Nugent at the local hockey arena.

Happy birthday! May you get rip roaringly drunk tonight!

^Never went to an E-C Dub show despite living in Philly. <'s state banned ECW, despite ECW wanting to a PPV in <'s homestate.

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^Can read at a 2nd grade level <Read Goldberg's autobiography and loved the story about Goldberg pissing in some guy's milk and making him drink it.

^Found the Cthulhu scout handbook on sale at Borders for $2.99 in paperback <Splurges on hardcover books cause they kick ass

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^Isn't experimental. <Likes to experiment by dressing up as washed up wrestlers of the 80's and try to pick up chicks.

^Likes Dutch Ovens <Is too busy snickering.

Gimme Shelter- Rolling Stones

My favorite is the editing of the scene in Predator where Arnold Schwarzenegger slams Carl Weathers against the wall and yells "THIS IS BOLOGNA!

^Perhaps one of the sexiest TSM board posters <Also perhaps one of the sexiest TSM board posters

Lamb of God, Shadows Fall and Killswitch Engage Are Heavily Rumored To Tri-Headline Tour in October Well, although at this point it has yet to be confirmed, there is some leaked talk of a 'Headbanger's Ball Tour,' which will see Lamb of God, Shadows Fall and Killswitch Engage rotating headlining slots. Unearth is said to support the first half, while God Forbid will support on the second half. The tour is penciled in to kick off "somewhere" in the US at the end of October. More details to come as this becomes official, so at this time, we'll file it under "Rumor." This article was copied and pasted from KNAC.com It's about time they started a Headbanger's Ball tour. Did they ever do one in the 80's-early 90's?