King Kamala

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"The combination of the lisp and the "Oh my god I can't grow facial hair" stache (aka the dirtstache) paints a powerful picture. and the painting your face like the ultimate warrior, cutting a promo, and putting it on youtube. It speaks volumes to your level of shame. I think the last thing you need is punched in the head more. " This made me LOL.

Brody's shenanigans went over like a lead balloon at Wrestling Classics. I guess Brody doesn't go over as well with the 35-49 demographic. Did they ban you, Brodster?

Battlenuts, you can swing on these nuts? Amirite?

I had a dream last night that I was sitting at a booth in a Friendly's by myself, ready to order lunch when I realized that I had no money and left. Sometimes, the mundane dreams are more confusing than the really bizarre ones.

WTF is Brody doing harassing the assistant from Kathy Griffin's My Life on The D List? Yes, I'm gay enough (and this board is dead enough) for me to admit I enjoy that program.

Stephen King did the same thing when he paid a visit to my old alma mater during my junior year though I bet he genuinely had better things to do. What the hell does Rudy have to do except motivational speeches? At least, King had some semi-amusing stories and made fun of the film version of Dreamcatcher to make up for my disappointment of him not answering my question about his guest shot on The Simpsons.

Raz B...apprently a freak (WARNING: LOT O' DONG SHOTS)

Who at one point in his career was managed by "Classy" Freddie Blassie

Who wrestled his last match at 74 years young against Masahiro Chono

Who was trained by Rikidozan

Who squashed Tommy Rich in his debut as The Diamond Studd at Clash of The Champions XV

Who was instrumental in starting the career of "Gentleman" Chris Adams

Who first won the WWWF Tag Team titles with one of my dad's favorites Haystacks Calhoun Yeah I just went old school on your asses.

Who were suposed to be part of the ten man tag at WrestleMania X on the team led by Rick Martel

Who was a WCW World Tag Team Champion with Diamond Dallas Page

Who wrestled Doink The Clown at WrestleMania IX

Who briefly managed Adam Bomb

Who defeated The Sandman to become the last ECW World Champion.

Who feuded for about a minute and a half with Daivari

Who purchased the services of Sapphire at SummerSlam '90.

Who made her debut as Miss Alexandra York, the manager of The York Foundation whose ranks included Michael Wallstreet

Who defeated Shawn Stasiak in his first televised match at Survivor Series '99

If you ban YKRG, Matt, I promise I'll pick up his role as the mediocre poster who posts a ton of unneccessary shit in order to appease Mike the Dyke.