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Kidman is healed up, but his skills have degenerated to the point where the one thing he had to get crowd response, the Shooting Star, seems impossible for him to pull off. So the worst's most boring cruiser, the guy with absolute zero charisma, now can't wrestle anything worth watching. So he's a) small b) sucks in the ring c) sucks on the mic, and d) is injury prone. However, even when he was any good, WWE still pushed him over the most talented, more charistmatic Noble, who has been more over than Kidman ever was in WWE and has a more marketable character. Kidman has been given plenty of shots in WWE...and he blew all of them. London's never been given a real chance by WWE, and is far better than Kidman ever was when he was healthy--big difference. However, I'll readily admit London is at a big disadvantage since he's small, apparently doesn't cut good promos, and has questionable charisma.

Billy Gunn is back, Taker beats Cena, Sable and Torrie START ANOTHER F***ING ANGLE?!??! Chavo vs. Rey is good, but battle royales suck.

"-The WWE Raw Diva Search will conclude sometime in late September. The three casting calls (LA, Chicago, Detroit) will come down to 10 finalists. Every week on RAW for 10 weeks, the fans will have the opportunity to call in or vote online to vote people off the contests. 10 weeks later, the last DIVA standing will be the new RAW Diva involved in storylines and other WWE appearances. " FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! "-Around Election time, WWE will have a presidential election of their own. WWE fans will “vote” a new WWE overall president (of both shows). According to Linda McMahon, the WWE President is for television purposes only." OH BOY!! ANOTHER PAIR OF FIGUREHEADS!!

A friend of mine goes to cons all the time. He's thin and in good shape, used to play football in junior high...basically he's normal, but is into anime, gaming, drawing, and other geeky past times. So yeah, there are some normal folks there, too. And speaking in a totally non-gay manner, I suppose he's pretty good looking. *shrug*

*Bows* If it's a legit contest, which would be really stupid and pointless. Why is WWE bothering to use footage of the girls who didn't even make it to the official contest? WHO CARES?!?! If it is just a way to get Alexis on TV, you'd think they'd learn that NOBODY GIVES A **** ABOUT ANYONE NEW JUST BECAUSE THEY WON A CONTEST!!! Nidia, Maven, Cracka Jackie, Linda, Nitro and that other guy--NOBODY CARES IF THEY WON TOUGH ENOUGH! GIVE FANS A REAL REASON TO CARE!!! There's no news on it yet, so either it is just an angle, or Jericho's working through it. Agreed. Benoit's lucky to even get a match, let alone the main event timeslot. Why do they have enough confidence in him to let him go over in the main events of PPVs but not enough confidence to let him actually act like the Raw champ? It's hard to even remember that Benoit still holds the title and HHH doesn't have it.

Long is on Smackdown--they'd have to move Henry and Mack to SD or move Long back to Raw. Since they want to push Jindrak, the latter is unlikely.

I guess this is trying to make up for the rise in price of the webcast. However, if you have high-speed you could download that all for free, or at least a lot less.

thats not the creeper, this is the creeper. *marks out for Rondo Hatton* "Creeper, Creeper, Creeper!! YOU GIVE ME THE CREEPS!" Aphex Twin? Come on, Enzyte Bob's is far creepier.

Should I be worried that I find the thought of her taking a Foley-ish chairshot from Trish somewhat arousing?

Actually, it's already been done a few times, as TV movies about that teacher that slept with one of her students and got knocked up. ...although the actor who played the kid was clearly an adult.

A Gamepro review? Pfffft. Those are meaningless. "Release dates" are usually shipping dates. Many stores may not have it until tomorrow--like how Mega Man Anniversary Collection didn't come to my EB today.

Retardmania is running wild!

Kane would have been 10x better as a villain in Van Helsing than that crappy Dracula.

*pulls out wire hanger* I'll do it for $100. Don't worry, I'm a professional. I do it for HMOs all the time.

*wishes Adult Swim was on now*

Kane has some hoss semen. Only took one time.

Yeah, but she drinks out of it, too, so it evens out.

It's because he's a black Jew, right? You RACIST!~

Take on anyone...anywhere...except that you'll have to actually find some one else with an N-Gage.

*marks for Pulp Fiction/Touch of Evil reference*

Yeah, nice job keeping a secret.

WWE: Please vote for Bush!

Wasn't she in the first segment, about when they were showing the Victoria footage?

These women all have flat asses. Where's the booties at?

*finds it odd that F9/11 is plugged during a WWE show*