AndrewTS

Eddy didn't bring a monster truck?

Maybe he's taking Stacker 2.

Japanese names are hard to spell and pronounce, especially for guys like Cole and JR. Ultimo Dragon's not a problem. "Gail Kim" is just two syllables, easy to pronounce, and she's Canadian anyway. The "from Japan" thing is probably similar to the names thing.

Since Orton isn't one of the heels, this probaby means the handicapped face is gonna win.

When's the last time Duds did a table spot? Wasn't it the night Spike nearly got killed by La Res?

I smell squash.

Naw, Saturn didn't wear white ones. THANK YOU DRIVE THRU!

I didn't really have a problem with RVD's selling. IMO, he's really been improving in that area as of late. He sold the leg the whole match and afterwards as well. It wasn't great by any means, but I wouldn't say it was bad, either. Ah, I wasn't really watching the match. *I* AHHHH! I saw Holly's buttcrack!

"*sends Bradshaw to your house with a bottle of baby oil* " Baby oil?! AAHHHHHHHH!!!

*shows you footage of his matches and some of his commentaries*

Ask Billy Kidman. Jason or the rest of the Smackdown locker room. *rimshot*

Canned pops, or is Columbus just stupid?

2 Dudley and Booker T for one Triple H! And with a coupon, you get another Dudley free!

"I'm Still Alive!" -- UPN trying to cut into Fox's niche. Although the title sounds more like a VH1 show.

Holly/Booker T... Meh.

Kurt Angle deducted ** for RVD's crappy selling, I guess.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Well, at least my guess that "the winner will have blond hair and blue eyes" was correct. Why not Victoria?

Ugh, Cena must have sold Haas one of those two hundred or so pairs of ugly neon tights he was wearing.

Bradshaw beats the crap out of cruisers. Wonderful.

It's a promo for Walking Piece of Crap!

Flyers game, or this week's Smackdown? Hmmm...

I get that same feeling. It comes from reading the spoilers.

Yes he is! It's all a work...remember? Has he signed and NFL contract? Has he put on a Vikings helmet on yet? Then how do you know he isn't? BLAA! BLAA! *bites you in the neck*

Ren told me the PS2 Japan version of it was still broken. He hear incorrectly? Even the "hard to swallow" ones get criticism from some decent players, often because of a technique or combo lost from a previous game, "watering down" one of their favorite characters. I can see having one or two characters that are weaker to use for bragging rights, but why have a game where the characters are all over the map? It would be a nice change of pace.

So, Karl Marx was a whiny scrub because he was against capitalists exploiting the "proletariat?" He wasn't a scrub because he did something about it. Actually, he just bitched about it. It was in print from, but that's still the same thing. It was a call for others to do something about it. He didn't actually physically lead a revolution. I don't get if that "sorry for being nice" thing was a typo, insult, or what. Jer: I never talked about Tekken 4 King. I was talking about Tekken 2 King which requires you to have a photographic memory or insane amounts of play time to remember all those sequences to break out. Once you're stuck in the multipart, you have to know the right break to do at the right moment, and while you might get lucky if you don't know the breaks in 3/4, in 2, forget it. Uh, I corrected myself on throws already in my previous post. In the newer Tekkens, every throw is breakable and King's multiparts are simpler to bust out of. Many of my gripes were archaic, I'll admit. That's what I'm talking about, obvious imbalances. Also, I think we've established the fact that game magazines are pretty much shit these days, and even most "strategy guides" are glorified move lists except for the ones that had experts involved in making it (the Brady Alpha 2 guide, for instance). Hey, no disagreement here.