AndrewTS

And I couldn't wait for the first troll to invade the thread.

Me and a group of MARKS at the campus: BULLSHIT!! Would it have killed them to give him a new ring attire? Sable was able to "wrestle" with hair extensions so I don't see why Taker couldn't. Coat and hat were fine, but once the bell rings, there's no difference but the hair. Lame. Kinda killed the illusion for marks as well.

I didn't cry, but I marked the fuck out, perhaps even more so than I did...when I read that Eddy won at NWO. Good match, put over Benoit well, made everyone look awesome, buckets of blood, wicked table bump, some spots I haven't seen in Triple Threats--very satisfying.

Big Show is injured? I thought that was Cena? That bastard cheater Cena!! That is NOT a champion for us to be proud of! Sure, Big Show never defended the thing, but when he did he won fair and square!

So, despite the fact that the wrestlers were in one skit, and thus writing around them wasn't a problem, the show isn't usually this terrible? And they usually just don't take a 2-minute skit and stretch it out to about 7 minutes as the beat the same joke to death? The show went downhill after the Mexican dude's soliloquy.

Renegade: okay, I kind of see your point, but I don't see any reason why the PS2 couldn't do an excellent port. We both know that MvC2 and CvS2 were half-assed rush jobs. I asked around elsewhere, and got some quotes I'm unsure of the validity of: I haven't seen any specs that would say the PS2 version would have to make any sacrifices. However, I guess you just meant my basis was a flawed comparison.

That's just the wire "hair," though. They aren't dangling around his head like they are on Pred. Fulgore and cyborg Smoke can both go invisible as well.

Or sleeping with Shane, or sleeping with JR, or wasn't a HOSS BAH GAWD--take your pick. This makes sense how? Well, at least it makes more sense than Noble being buried because his on-air-only girlfriend had pissed people off.

Don't joke about that. But seriously, Edge would be fine as a heel. He was a heel before, and 'screaming little girls' weren't a problem. Sure, he's a pretty boy, but not to the extent that someone like Jeff Hardy was where it would be hard for people (alright, teenage girls) to cheer against him. Really though, turning him heel right when he returns is STUPID. He's gonna get huge return pops. Milk that for awhile, and then turn him heel maybe. But to turn him heel right when he comes back? STUPID. Well, obviously you gotta wait to turn him heel, unless you build him up as a heel before he returns, which is already too late to do. And Edge's E&C character was strictly "midcard heel," just like his face-turn post-KotR win was "midcard face." He's too goofy to main event in that character. Rock does a lot of comedy, but still has an aura of legitimacy around him no matter what, and can cut a serious promo when he needs to. Edge turning heel, calling faces "dorks," and acting like a goofball isn't going to be a ticket-selling main event character. Yeah, I'm sure at least 10 percent will spring for 50 bucks to see him for a few minutes in a segment where there is no nudity, while Stern himself makes fun of WWE on his show.

Agreed.

Because they only have a couple "jokes," so they have to beat them until the ground to fill an entire hour.

When's the "funny" start?

Guest stars? Wasn't that chubby Asian dude from "From Dusk Till Dawn?"

Where are the "guest stars?" *click*

The "Comedy Channel?" That hasn't been around in over a decade.

At least Trish's crappy forearms are funny.

Well, is isn't the unemployment line, but close...

How? He's got a better workrate, I can tell what the hell he's saying, and he's in shape.

MadTV rocks beetch. ...me to sleep.

I wonder if Mr. Cheeks will make it in--the rating for the game may depend on it.

Overhaul the damn engine attributes system, bring it back to where it was before. To this day HCTP haunts and pisses me off.

Why has Kevin Smith stooped to doing MadTV?

Anyone up for a "100 reasons Big Show is better than Randy Orton" thread?

Update: got a used Voodoo Vince for 10 bucks.

*slaps forehead* Can't believe I forgot that...it's even activated the same way. Plus the K makes it easier to trademark. "Mortal combat" is an expression, which might have made it harder to TM. "Mortal Kombat" on the other hand is different. New rule for video games: if you resort to jokes like that, your game usually is a steaming pile itself (see also: BMX XXX).