AndrewTS

real classy there watts.....you fuck. Watts is still alive?

So, why did they sign this guy? Is he a Japanese hoss?

...huh? I guess the voices in Vince's head = fans to him. WHOOO! Vote Boss Man!!!

Mai, Andy, and perhaps...hm, a new female fighter trying to steal Andy from Mai? Incidentally, just what year does Mark of the Wolves take place? My DC version of the game doesn't say except for "10 years after winning the King of Fighters tournament." So that could mean one of the KoF games, or the original Fatal Fury (the tournament in the original Fatal Fury was called, yes, the "King of Fighters" tournament, long before Rugal made his own version in the KoF'94 game).

The actual story's kinda old, since I've seen this mentioned a couple weeks ago at least, but yeah--supposedly it's a direct-to-DVD with a supposed remake/upgrade/semi-sequel for PSP to follow. And I beg of the other posters to keep on topic, and avoid the obvious joke to be made in response to the subtitle.

That Torrie stuff was hilarious, but I beg of you Dean, to keep her out of the Secret Adventures of Al Wilson. That and the Star Wars reference from Cena makes me think that SD is shooting for the geek crowd tonight. That's awesome stuff. I swear Dean, if you could tolerate doing that for a living you could be Vince's personal entertainer, and puppeteer that motherfucker to do whatever you wanted. That's right, Smackdown with more Eddy, Angle, Benoit, Lesnar, London, Spanky, etc, the rest of the great guys on Raw, and the second hour of Raw can be the SECRET ADVENTURES OF AL WILSON SHOW!! Ratings through the roof, baby!! Bless you Dean, for bringing up what may be the third or so time Horshu has been mentioned on these forums. A gimmick brilliant in its simplicity, yet to be duplicated. Dean, I am saddened to report that an FBI vs. World's Greatest Tag Team match was cut from Smackdown--because those bastards thought some of that other crap on SD was more important. That's a freakin' crime, although I don't know which members of FBI. I now long to see Palumbos shitty punches and pitiful attempts to match suplexes with Haas and Benjamin, lost forever due to Torrie's leathery skank-ass and Vince's conniptions.

This sounds kinda sad, but I didn't notice the lack of wrestling since I'd been swearing off SD and only watching Raw. What the fuck...they cut out the matches?! They gave us plenty of Torrie though. Fuck you, Vince.

"A Mamacita wannabe!"

Well, SD hasn't sucked as much as past weeks at least. Yet.

Shitty YJStinger commercial.

Ugh--Cat goign to wrestle? What the fuck?

Who are you, JR? JEZEBEL!!! And Torrie goes over in the end.

So...what the fuck was the point of this?

Don't trust that whore Funaki, she'll SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!

DIE BITCH DIE!!!

Who calls this shit music?

So that's what jobbers do during SD.

Nathan Jones smiles "Hehe, buttons are pretty."

We know what Jones is capable of, Cole, and it ain't much.

Amazing, Jones entered the ring correctly. I guess that's the extent of what he learned in OVW.

Here comes Nathan "my shorts have more workrate than me" Jones.

Eh? Too quick to really be much of anything.

Here's your Ultimo, folks!

That arena is daaaaaark...

Man, this is masturbatory writing right here.