Predictions--Suck, suck, suck, decent, suck, suck, suck, suck.
Okay now that the match quality has been predicted...
Lita and Trish vs. Molly and Gail Kim
Lita picks up the pinfall, then feuds with Gail over who can thuck dith betther.
Steiner vs. Test
Steiner valiantly fights to preserve his BUTT hymen, but we get a DQ to keep this epic feud going, and afterwards Test hits him with the Hump Handle Slam anyway.
La Resistance and Conway vs. All the Dudleys
Grenier gets injured in the match to allow the Duds to win
The Mullets show up for Whazzup Headbutts to La Resistance, but get 3Ded six times to make the Dudleys more over than ever.
Christian vs. Jericho vs. RVD
A possibly great match turns out "eh"--take your pick why: a) Lack of motivation b) WWE style c) the knowledge all the winner will get is a "soon get the privilege of jobbing to HHH" card and a useless hunk of tin. Christian retains.
JR and King vs. Coach and Al Snow
JR and King win, Oklahoma and that King guy from Ready to Rumble hospitalize them with BBQ bottles to the head and a four post rampage with help from Snow and Coach!
HBK vs. Orton
Orton wins--who gives a fuck? Michaels fails to drag a good match out of Randy.
Kane vs. Shane Mcmahon
Kane wins NARROWLY.
Goldberg vs. HHH
HHH.