The Amazing Rando

HHH should really start TiVoing Raw.

That agent has the wrong three initialed wrestler.

I said he sounds bored. I sometimes wonder if JR constantly wants to commit suicide. He'd shoot the wrong temple and wouldn't feel it. So, JR is going to become a Bond villain? Dr. Strangeface, and his main henchman Jerald Von Childrapist, the Second.

I said he sounds bored. I sometimes wonder if JR constantly wants to commit suicide. He'd shoot the wrong temple and wouldn't feel it.

The entire Smackdown side of Summerslam could be taken care of in one tag match and Booker/Batista. And they'd still need two people for the tag match.

Is tonight the super show? If so, that would probably explain his boredom. He had to watch two hours featuring a roster featuring 6 people and a little bastard, and a midget under the ring.

Rory's finisher should be the Garvin stomp... renamed the Glasgow Stomp.

Johnny can bust a move.

Lita is worse here then when she was on Heat

King Kong?

"It doesn't matter where you were BORN!!!"

The oldest dogs in the yard have the biggest bark. They also have the most experience.

The Mick Foley Stunt Show... watch as his knees explode...MMMMM, FIERY!

Uh oh...it's in MEMPHIS ....as if it wasn't predictable enough.

That sounds like Mean Gene trying to do Hogan.

That's a decent Hogan impression.

Shawn Michaels, in his old age, seems to suffer from Premature Entrance Music

Orton Knows Best should have him giving advice to the kids... hopefully the advice is sensible.

I like how the subtitle is about kidney issues, when everyone is going out due to liver problems.

"SUMMAMABITCH....PRIME~!"

Does it matter? It was all random shit. Personally, though, I think it should've ended with the Hogan poses.

Random Bizarro Hallway Boogeyman and WHAAAA SAMOA~!! makes that awesome. As does Dancing Gumby.

If WCW was still around, she'd already be US champion.

The champ could WIN by DQ, instead of losing.

That crazy Mark Henry. He really should slow down and not take so many risky chances. Someone Photoshop a Mark Henry "Safety Not Guaranteed" classified ad.