The Amazing Rando

Oh yes there is.

"You mean to tell me you made a giant transforming robot from outer space....out of a DELOREON?!??!?!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Excuse_my_French

That kid could easily be sucking on a fat elbow.

"Nothing Else Matters" - Metallica

Cawthon's site confirms... also featured Steve Corino in a dark match.

"Cactus Jack...IS BACK!" "Lord have MEEEEERCY!!" ??? One of my favorite Raw moments ever. September 22, 1997.

That's disturbing.

Doctor Hibbert saying "I'll kill you, you son of a bitch" is wonderful. WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN~

Yes, but there's that pesky DX vs. Spirit Squad thing running around and mucking it all up.

Guess that means that Cena wins by countout or Edge loses to Cena for the millionth time. I'll go with the latter with Cena then dropping the belt to HHH @ Survivor Series. Big Show vs. Batista? I'm not happy because I'd rather see an ECW guy get a shot but they don't have anyone aside from Sabu right now that would be credible enough to challenge. However, it does make the roster look like crap if RAW and SD! guys get called in every week for the main event while everyone else is in the mid-card. It would make sense if Heyman would come out and say that the classic ECW guys were more broken down than he had thought (having not seen some of them regularly for an extended period) and so he feels none of them are deserving enough to fight his champion, and has to bring in outsiders to challenge. He can say that it makes him sick to have to go to Vince for good competition, but the ECW guys just aren't worth it anymore.

...and there's still the ANIMATED Clerks sequel thing to look forward to.

Hot Cereals? I'd fuck Capn Crunch, but I wouldn't suck his dick...it would probably grate the roof of my mouth.

i wouldn't mind a DVD that shows the history of more hardcore wrestling on WWFE-tv (and WCW) going back to what was considered violent in the 70s and 80s to what the fans consider violent/hardcore today.

I saw it. I loved it. The Wizard of Oz quality of starting and ending at the Quik Stop in black and white (with a small amount of screen time in color) was great. Dante putting the shutters down and reopening them got one of the bigger laughs in the theatre I was in. The biggest laughs were probably Jay's tuck, "Forgive me Jesus", and most of the dance number. I loved that dance number. My lone gripe is them forgetting to explain

It was a good reference. Three stars.

I still laugh at the fact they were all named with biblical names, including a Noah.

It's the old Richard Pryor bit... the preacher... "We apologize about last week's baptising. Nobody told me they had asthma. I only held them under for a little bit..." (paraphrasing)

Y. McAlot (Esquire) Trillian Error

SYLVAN VS. GRENIER... THE AMBASSADOR EXPLODES~!

"Yes, and I had him help me." "I'm sure in 2006 you can find Kurt Angle at any corner drugstore....but here in 1985 he's just a little harder to come by!" "Okay, future boy whose main eventing in 2006?" "Well Vince McMahon has been featured a lot" "Vince McMahon?! The announcer? Hah! Whose the world champion Gordan Solie? I suppose Tony Schivonie is on a national tour as we speak!" "If my calculations are correct...if the Undertaker main events against Great Kahli...we're gonna see some serious shit."

Have you seen the WWE Affirmative Action policy? It's probably three lines, ending with "YOUUUUU'RE FIIIIIIIRED!" You are aware that WWE has pretty good base of minorities right? Batista Umaga Benjamin Booker Lashley Henry Mysterio Eddie's ghost Funaki Davari Tatanka Long AAE Viscera Kristal Sharmell Chavo Khali Boogeyman That's better then the past and alot of those guys are main event/upper mid-card acts. Is God a jew? I know he's a jobber but he got some good screen time.

"Yes, and I had him help me." "I'm sure in 2006 you can find Kurt Angle at any corner drugstore....but here in 1985 he's just a little harder to come by!"

"Let me get this straight...you turned the Spanish Announce Table...INTO A TIME MACHINE?!"