The Amazing Rando

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I'd hit it. With a big fucking shovel. (which is almost like an ordinary shovel, except it's big and it fucks. I'd call it my Tommy Lee shovel, but my shovel has never found a kid dead in it's swimming pool.)

Yeah, The entire Michaels/Masters/Carlito/Flair storyline took up about a half hour of the show...the WWE Title storyline took up like 7-8 minutes, tops (not counting the opening video)

I hate Winamp, man. I use WMP or Media Player Classic (which plays damn never EVERYTHING outside of Real Audio and Quicktime stuff and looks exactly like the old WMP). Winamp went out the window when they started really pushing the browser and video use. When it was just for audio, it was great.

outside of the opening video...we've yet to see Angle or Cena... that's odd.

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SILLY RABBIT~!!

Candice is the dom.

Those mushrooms smell like chlorine before they get cooked. It's disgusting.

Also... Snitsky vs. Big Show is a handicap match of itself...cause it leaves the audience just retarded.

That....was his fault.

The Praise Pose or the Lunge Stretch? He'd break his knee if he did the Praise, and his hip would pop out and break the lighting rig if he tried the Lunge.

There's a odd visual... Dueling Struts.

huge Y2J sign next to the ramp.

That is hilarious.

And that's a shoot, brutha!

Only if the viewing audience also suffers from HSAN and will be able to not feel the pain of having to watch the piece of crap they would put out on film. Edit: And what exactly would a Kane DVD have on it, really? Has there actually been one? I'd love a nice look back at his red light moments, cause at the time I thought that was just a fucking awesome way to bring a character into the feud, giving him that type of bizarre treatment of being generally unstoppable. Like I said, when Foley cracked him with that pipe and he sat up after it... that was just a great moment.

I went to FYE last night, and saw ONE COPY (and it was up dropped into the best seller section, like somebody picked it up and then set it back down) and it was the only one I could find. It was 21.77...but I think they had a bunch, cause I saw about 10 Road Warrior DVDs in the wrestling section. So I guess it was selling pretty good.

I wonder if it will go into anything about how Mark met Sara, and if Kane was jealous that, even alive, Sara looked like quite the dead chick.

Yeah. I'll be totally buying this. That was totally FUBAR and I love it. Wrestlecrap or not, it'll be fun to see how they try to explain all this crap, as some of the stuff in that excerpt seems to destroy continuity. Though it might explain early on how Kane took a fucking metal rod to the face (from Dude Love on Raw) and stood up after it. I have it on the Best of Survivor Series DVD I think.

Going back to this...in the top photo he seems to look like a roided up, pissed off, long haired John Goodman.

There is another person i'm thinking he looks like...but i can't think of the name for some reason.

I'd kill for another M.A.S.K. ...always riding hot on VENOM's traaaail...

That commercial (Nintendogs) is good because as the preteen boy goes to see the girls, the screen fades to black and then to the phrase "Touching Is Good".

Having never seen it, I assumed he set it up from the position of, say, blocking a second rope superplex...then doing the double underhook, then jumping and pulling them out.

Brian J. White is going to be in both, I see, as he is the only credited cast member for Tekken.