The Amazing Rando

YEAH, SCHPINTAHS!

If you play this match backwards you'll get interracial beastiality porn.

It's the fire from the Davidian Complex. It burns eternally. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm stealing your joke. Thank you! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> for what? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> For your mom, obviously. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She's not a fan of jokes, she's more a cock in the ass kind of gal.

That'll put butts in the seats.

It's the fire from the Davidian Complex. It burns eternally. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm stealing your joke. Thank you! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> for what?

Bischoff and Cena are techincally the two "power players" on Raw, one with the GMship, and one with the WWE Title...both with the same ring skills.

It's the fire from the Davidian Complex. It burns eternally.

Bisch is getting all razzle dazzle.

Go Coach!

The ladder botched the spot. Get it some golf clubs and some tattoos.

JUMP DOWN YOU FUCKING DUMAS!

A Career Killer...right up there with HHH, D'lo, alcohol, steroids, and facepaint.

EDGE KNOWS HOW LONG A WEEK IS! GOLD STAR!

Matt can't move on with his life.....genital warts sticks around for a while.

His leg looked untouched to me.

Matt Striker wearing a "Lie, Cheat, Steal" t-shirt ... Good enough for me.

Bisch should hit Cena with a fireball then do a bicycle kick. Then the lights will dim, "FINISH HIM!" followed by Bisch yelling "KAAAAAAAAANE~!" and Cena bursting into flames.

I'm shocked they didn't do it just cause Vince was in the ring.

The ref miming a match > Torrie Wilson wrestling ever.

SpikeTV just punched him in the eye in the lockerroom, but not before breaking a few cameras, tables, and spelling out TNA in the air in front of a few thousand people.

Vince: So, guys, what should we do for next week? WWE.com Guys: Well, we...uhm...sort of posted that Angle and Shawn were going to have a 30 minute Iron Man Match. Vince: Works for me! Glad I thought of it!

Is Samarui Jack really cancelled? If so, did they ever wrap the whole storyline up? I damn well hope so.

I haven't done this before...so here I go. The Amazing Ones, of course.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw David Hasselhoff pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks, Simone.

You can predict most of the winners by looking at the categorial album and artist nominees and then seeing if they rank in the "big awards". Mariah Carey looks to be walking away with at least two awards unless she is shut out COMPLETELY.