The Amazing Rando

Wouldn't the best way to find him just be to put his signal in the sky and let Seal sing under it? He could use the gig.

Try DIVX.

Jericho's finishers are both the Walls...but different versions? I hope one is the Liontamer...though I am left wondering why the hell there are AT LEAST three versions of the Walls to begin with. What the hell else can you do? It's either the shitty WWE Crab or the WCW Tamer... there isn't much else to do with it. Unless one version involves sitting back on it and dropping your knee into their head... I don't care.

I need to come in her more often. And here too.

Ding Ding! Betrayal is about the feeling, yes. As for "Diary of an Unborn Fetus" ... love it. Lil Markie rules. There is a song that I loathe, and hear it every day on the radio. It's not a new song or anything, but I just hear it all the time and it drives me fucking up all the wall. I have no idea who is the artist nor the title. I try to block out memory of it. The only thing I can say is that the reason I hate it is that it does not seem to ever have a chorus. It sounds like it's going to hit and then BOOOM....back to another verse. It drives me insane. Female vocalist too.

Truck driving?

They should let the two people who don't win the Triple Threat voting have a tag title shot like last year... Can you imagine Kane/Big Show as a TEAM?

I really hoped Murdoch would win.

Waiter: Here's the steak you ordered. Bischoff: I ordered this medium rare! Thats it, tonight, I'm putting you in a match...Against KAAAANNNE! Waiter: Whatever dude. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mike Sanders: I wanted a Pony! Bischoff: KAAAAAAAAANE! Mike Sanders: ...Pony?

Foley needs to bring out the magic bag of contracts.

Man... Coach should not be allowed to go over Austin in ANY WAY.

WE WERE ON VACATION!!!

Yeah, he doesn't stand down to anybody...he walks out every now and again though.

He's HEEEEEEEEEERE.

Somewhere, Kane is throwing lightning around and crying about not being able to be IC Champ.

Good job...throw the WEAPON AWAY, Genius.

Flair has gone completely out of his mind. I LOVE IT! Flair for Champ!

HOLY SHIT!!!

Flair's gone crazy... new main event tonight... HHH d. Lightning after already defeating Crashes a few years back during a match against Steve Austin.

Flair needs to wash up...he should be nowhere near that bloody two weeks later.

Nah...he just didn't feel the need for it. ALL BUSINESS!!

Ric Flair....... ...Flair.

That was nearly two botches in a span of about 8 seconds. Edit: Technically three botches if you understand that the entire sequence should have taken 4 seconds tops.

David Blaine should come in and wrestle Carlito...if anyone can reverse thin air...

Coach has the Quotable Jim Ross book on his desk. Actually, Josh Matthews sits on the unabridged version during Velocity.