The Amazing Rando

Masters technically repeatedly lets go of the bearhug lock, and Michaels doesn't move an INCH.

Where's the censor now, Bisch??!

even Whackier theory: They won't even acknowledge Hassan's existance nor the entire SD stint. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hassan who??

How did Daivari get to the building so fast? Last we heard, Hassan was on SD and "dead" ... does Daivari live in Fort Wayne?

Angle and Daivari should be a tag team and come out to the "American Males" theme, regardless of those DICKS on Smackdown.

DAIVARI!!!

Also with Cena's trumpet.

They should keep chanting for the rest of the show no matter what.

"That's why I can't call golf...you can't scream 'oh my god'..."

Chris Masters hair blows. As does most everything else about him.

Angle's eardrums are going to get popped just before he comes to the ring.

"You will buy everything WWE shrills" Mark 3:16 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "I just whipped your ass." Austin 3:16 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "I just broke your neck" Owen 3:16 "I just pissed my pants" McMahon 3:16

His Will Farrell/Harry Carey thing last week was GOLD.

HHH has the chain so Cena can't use it anymore. Cena's new weapon - Giant Boombox!

It would have been funnier if the leverage of the choking would have made Conway tap out.

Either that or "The Game Show" where HHH asks wrestler's questions and pedigrees them regardless of answer. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You know...I'd actually watch that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "What's two plus two?" "THOMAS JEFFERSON, SUUUCKA!" *Pedigree*

Empty Arena Match! I mean...that would make it so the crowd wouldn't chant at Kurt.

"I'M GOING TO GO BACKSTAGE, AND I'M GOING TO COME BACK OUT HERE WITH TWISTER.... LILLIAN, YOUR ASS IS MINE!!"

So Kurt Angle is going to re-do his entrance for the next 45 minutes!!! WOOO!!

Cade should stay on his back in front of the guys for the rest of the show... just for no reason. Then every time he almost comes to, King can just kick him in the face.

A 40 Minute HHH/Masters match with McMahon as referee and they do their own play by play. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wanna see Masters play face.

Johnny Ace: The Main Event is up next! John Cena (off-screen): It's 10:10... Johnny Ace: WHAT? This is all we have booked! John Cena: Well, what are you gonna do? Johnny Ace: Can you and Shawn Michaels sing Margaritaville for a half hour?

"Hardcore" basically means "Falls Count Anywhere/No Holds Barred"

What was the point of that? They didn't have to job the former champs out THAT bad. Damn.

Holy shit.... this is just a BEATING.