The Amazing Rando

NOT VAL VENIS!!

He's the Boogeyman. Don't look behind you.

I wish ONE fan would say "Who the fuck are you? I came to see Snitsky!"

This is like watching Muppet Babies. EDIT: I could watch Boogeyman for all of SD this week with just random guys opening the door.

That's INSANELY creepy. ...YIKES. Just yikes.

MARIA!!!

I'd love to see Hassan align himself with Cena at the PPV and actually get a pop.

Vince: Kurt, they are telling me it's time you got rid of the mouthgaurd. It's been three months. Kurt: MMMMM! NO! NO! I STILL HURT! I STILL HURT! WHERE ARE MY PILLS! MY PILLS MAN! Vince: Down the toilet, Kurt. We flushed them. Now give us the mou--OH MY GOD!! (The Next Day) Vince: Reports indicate he may had the flu, and actually drowned himself in the toilet bowl while on his way to call ralph.

Backstage, Shawn Michaels jumps up and yells "I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT!"

The ring has an accent.

Maybe the English have a different way of spelling it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, they put an extra "u" in it.

If I ever meet Kurt, I will want him to autograph a pic as "Kirk Angel"

That guy can sell. He'll be in OVW in a week.

Don't you know? The UK's just like Canada. Its bizzaro world. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The last MONTH has been bizarro.

They don't understand HHH's accent.

Trevor Murdoch loves to fight bars. He killed him one when he was only three.

Gregory Helms is too small.

That guy has a mug the Bearded Lady wouldn't drink out of.

Does Austin at the end of the InVasion count?

Only if it's his last match.

Big Show's head to the window!

we'll get used to it

Carlito's catchphrase got a pop?

WORKED internet rumors.