The Amazing Rando

I could see Kurt standing over a diva on her knees and screaming at her whilst wearing the mouthgaurd... "NOW...YOU SUCK! YEAH! YOU SUCK!" and then chanting in rhythm with the movements.

I should make Flower King of Flies my new friend. Then harass that person.

Bischoff (watching Smackdown): What the hell is he so scared of his own reflection for? I thought Taker was supposed to be there.

Logic would suggest that Rey and Batista get DESTROYED at Armageddon. One because Batista is injured and two because it's Rey and three because Kane and Big Show have just been DECIMATING people left and right for weeks. If Armageddon ends with Kane and Big Show standing over two (or more) of Smackdown's roster, that could make some big noise leading into New Year's Revolution and the Elimination Chamber.

Me? No... YOU. The guy from "Bright Lights, Big City"

Well you shouldn't have had the fresh ones on your head, you could have seen better. In Japan you can also buy schoolgirls in vending machines. They are shaped like elementary schools.

This isn't CSI, the dude's just gonna jerk off in them, or wear them, he's not trying to involve Grissom in authenticity proceedings You know there's at least one wacko that's tried to test them. I'd wager money on that. Also, what would happen if the wrestler selling their underwear has an STD(s)? Maybe that's why Lita and Edge haven't auctioned anything off yet... Like they wear underwear. Shyeeeah. Ol' Omega Crotch probably has six pairs buried in her uterus. I'll tell you right now, the only thing that stopped Matt and Lita from having a baby was Shannon Moore's panties.

I'm more shocked that DEBRA made the list. Shit, Eugene was GM for a week and had the coolest fuck office ever (behind some of Foley's). I'd kill for the moon bounce to be back.

His name is Thurl Ravenscroft.

Damn, I jumped like 4 or 5 spots this week!

If it counts, The Breakfast Club letter.

Only cause Hoff is usually at a McDonald's, and wifis are prevelant there. In an unrelated story, kid touchers are also very prevelant at McDonalds. Completely unrelated.

You should join one of those "Power of Christ" traveling shows, and use the Lord's strength to throw remote controls through solid steel. Then talk about the dangers of television violence and how it can lead to domestic abuse.

...maybe he has Genital Warts.

This WAS cutting edge...he only talked for about 7 minutes.

I'm going to assume it's Lita.

Can Big Show chokeslam the largest ego in the WWE?!

There's this thing called a contract that he's under <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And a rich white man's thumb.

Would your uncle touch you again too? /lol

In The Year 2000 Ric Flair will defeat HHH in a cage match...with the Intercontinental Title on the Line!

Trevor has Dusty... Cade doesn't have Patterson.

He's stealing it, call the cops!

It's Cleveland.

He can give testimonials. "He fried my balls!! What are you gonna do!"

Maybe you should look at his face.