The Amazing Rando

In kayfabe, why would Bischoff's Raw Brand liscense a toy with both Taker and...Batista(?) in it along with Cena? I'll bet if you shake it Taker doesn't even move around because he "isn't feeling it".

Randy Orton: Greatest American Hero.

This thread makes Raw incredibly watchable for me, even in the worst of times.

Explain. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Orton standing behind Rey when TBS comes over or Orton grabbing Rey by the hand to keep him from walking into TBS. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think you were thinking of the 9 year old boy.

Explain.

GIANT GOOOOORE!!

That is a nine year old boy. Security doesn't stop people in masks, remember?

I was just thinking that when I saw the graphic for the match at Survivor Series... in my mind I thought, "why should Carlito care?" And really its much the same for Big Show, Orton and Batista... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It doesn't matter. If there brand wins, they win. And they are so egocentric they'll do anything to look good, even if it means beating up your old boss.

Big Show?

They have to do something with Carlito regardless. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Randy should have came out wearing the Eddy shirt this week.

Not anymore.

At least Lawler pointed out the inconsistency of the limo being in the building.

It's like making a Carlito can't work joke, to obvious to point out. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Carlito can work. He's Puerto Rican not Mexican.

It's a pop-up book. She opens it and a foot kicks her and then throws her through a plate-glass window.

Lawler could find pussy if he was blindfolded, tied up and gagged. He just needs his nose.

He followed the paparazzi.

I wish that was true. Maybe Trish is on too many baby-killin' pills? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Trish is addicted to cock. That's a rough drug. Look what it's done to Cena. EDIT: Trish bound and gagged? Lawler: WOOHOO!

Perhaps security is part of a union, and they are only required to keep non-masked fans from getting involved? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Next week, 300 Rey Mysterio fans clog the ring as security videotapes it for the Max X List "Crazy Shit I Saw At Work" Edition.

I like that security JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY. I guess they were afraid she might kick them.

4 out of 5 fans no sold him while he was walking thru the audience.....only a 10 year old boy said "Angle Suck" like a good trained dog. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They were too lazy to throw plants out there? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Even the plants can't get behind Cena? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No Stunt Granny to be found <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Vince: Go out there and support John Cena when he comes up to you! Plant: *grows, spits seeds*

He would have needed his Sledgehammer but Customs confiscated it.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Sir...Sir...You can not take that on the plane. When you get to Sheffield you can buy another one, I'm sure..." "BUT THIS IS MMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYY SLEEEEEEEEDGE!"

Really? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Please... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ......Thank...You?

4 out of 5 fans no sold him while he was walking thru the audience.....only a 10 year old boy said "Angle Suck" like a good trained dog. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Too bad he was talking about the actual angle and not the guy in the ring.