The Amazing Rando

Replays show that he winced JUST before impact.

He walked RIGHT into that chairshot.

Is it wrong for me to hope Bischoff is done as GM after SummerSlam...or shortly after? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...and is replaced by Bret Hart OMG!!one!11!

Didn't the server crash the night Benoit won the Royal Rumble? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WMXX.

wow...they're running it now.

That's the line of the night. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think there could be a lot of contenders for that title on this show.

"And das cool, eh!"

Jericho should just carry around his own belt, claiming that Bisch "made him champion" like he did with HHH back in 02.

You try sucking Vince's cock with a bad knee. It throws your balance off and OOOPS...whiplash.

Amy Du-mah. My brother is a Re-tah.

For the remainder of the show, the Montreal crowd cannot be trusted and has been re-dubbed by the always-chipper Tokyo crowd. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We know it's Tokyo because occasionally you can hear "RODZIRRAH!" even though Dennis Rodman is nowhere near Montreal.

Well, Regal called him a Window Licker. Does that count? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No. I'm guessing it's because of some PC reason. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Eugene is a $10 Retard.

This is fucking creepy. Angle wants to rape black chicks and murder retards... he's like my Uncle Joe.

and Rene Dupree is now apparently a Bushwhacker...

it's Mr. Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Dinsmore!

John Cena is going to get booed out of the province.

The Throbs beat the tag champions last week, but can't beat Show this week.

Yeah... the Divas are so fucked, and not in that normal "get cash afterwards" way that they are used to...even though one of them is getting a quarter mil for JACK SHIT.

I love Montreal.

Meatwad makes a point on AIM... HBK just said "Hogan and Bret are BOTH such big stars that their limos don't get to the show until after it's started"

Hogan was going to come out, but fell and broke his hip coming out of his dressing room.

Kane should pop up through the canvas.

He did it TWICE. Brilliant.

I want to cry. I didn't really buy it, but motherfucker did i want it so bad.

This is such a bait and switch...