The Amazing Rando

You can all stop typing up recaps of the show. This pretty much summed up the evening. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It had originality.... Chris Masters lost a match (technically).

This show will be used as proof that Jericho shouldn't be in a world title feud. I just know it. Nevermind Jericho wasn't actually wrestling. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Add on a "Cena's not ready to run with the ball." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> With Cena's apparent in-ring ability, it would be "take a step, pause, drop the ball and pick it up, dust if off, take a step, pause, take a step, pump up shoes, take a step, try to freestyle, take another two steps, pause again..."

I was hoping for "raise the rando's something" finish to the diva search. Remember kids, it's not rape if you marry her afterwards and beat up her boyfriend. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The Rimshot is my favorite sexual position, especially cause I can laugh in her face afterwards.

Cena looks like he's crying cause someone poured kool-aid on his head.

I was hoping for "raise the rando's something" finish to the diva search. Remember kids, it's not rape if you marry her afterwards and beat up her boyfriend.

John Cena is a Human Fucking Jump Cut. Just here, and there, and over there, fuck!

Cause that is the SMART thing to do.....also, there is seven minutes left of show time, and i don't want to hear Carlito's theme 10 times while he celebrates.

I'm a filthy piece of shit and nobody knows it. I would do things to those girls that Penthouse wouldn't print.

They can suck my cock. ...Yeah, I said it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I didn't type that awesome set up just so you could do the most obvious joke possible. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well I'm flexible. If they want anal or a good TFing Ol' Rando will be right there.

It's so we don't have to see the Chicken Fry commercial again. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But that was on right before it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And your point? I think I've seen the "See the baby" so many times I was beginning to think the baby was my little brother.

It's so we don't have to see the Chicken Fry commercial again.

They can suck my cock. ...Yeah, I said it.

For reference, Zack Malibu is down on the floor wearing a red and white shirt...apparently directly across from the Tron a few rows back.

This is Elisabeth's contest to win.

Eugene Invitational Next Week vs. Angle.

This is COMPLETELY PATHETIC.

........................................................................ you can do it. .........................................................................

Well when you take all the video cassettes and DVDs that weren't sold and weigh them...i'm sure it's tons.

I'm sure the only way he could get his leg up that high would be if it wasn't attached to his body. HULK GOWAN BROTHA, THIS ONE LEGGED MAN IS GOING TO KICK TOTAL ASS, BROTHA!

"CRAMP! AH!" should be stolen by Hogan in the match, and then he uses the big boot, brotha!

He picked up the wig and stared at it... BEAUTIFUL.

It's 10:30...and there is NO Diva stuff yet.... YIKES.

"Tell Me A Lie" is my favorite WWF/E song ever. EVER.

That's about 900 brothers in the span of two minutes. Like Lita at a famly reunion.

Hey...I got in a sig! Wooo! That hasn't happened in a while.