The Amazing Rando

*cough* HE SAAAAT UUUUUP!

Taker can really bust out the speed when he wants to.

But would Nick Hulk up?

That was a hideous clothesline sell.

SD should get Josh Matthews as a third commentator like Coach is on Raw. Josh can play face and tool on Cole with Tazz.

Best. Moonsault. Ever.

European Champion Viscera??

They did... his name was Val Venis/Mark Henry/Godfather/Viscera/Hearthrobs, and possible "Playa" Vinnie Mac.

Taker's hat should have the Greg Norman "shark" on the side of it.

Shit man, calm down...it's not like he stole an ambulance or anything.

The "heroic" INS, consisting of Paul London, Jamie Noble, and Spanky, sporting suit jackets, glasses, and tiny wrestling trunks.

The problem with Orton interfering in an Undertaker vs. Batista match is that Orton has beef with both guys, and thusly would rather hit both of them. Now, that could lead to Orton getting a title shot on a Smackdown before facing Taker at SSlam, but then everyone would know that Orton was going to get shitkicked and wouldn't care. It seems they are trying to build Orton up to a longer Batista program, and I would rather see Orton just be there facing Taker now and doing the inevitable than doing Orton vs. Batista on a Smackdown and having both JBL and Taker interfere so predictably. I'm not really wanting to see Orton vs. Batista in the first place, but since I know that's where it is headed, I'm trying to work with the situation.

Someone tell Heidenreich to watch out for the step that falls off the back of the TitanTron.

Oy.... this is from my blog, dated February of last year... Note: this is a straight copy/paste job, and is part of a bigger piece of work. There ya go. I think I posted it here once before as well. Edit: I know that around the time I wrote this, a second wrestler won the Rumble from number one...but I think that it would be a great way for someone to win the 30 spot and win the Rumble. Nobody's ever done that to my knowledge and might lend credibility to that spot, even if it is sort of a copout.

I'm assuming live action...and it seems it'll end up looking like that "SKYCAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW~~!!" in it's execution.

Don't fuck with Cleveland, MAAAAAN! Kane is going to be charged with the torturing of Shane McMahon, necrophilia and murder, kidnapping, and trying to be emo as he sits in jail. Shit, might as well catch up on all his past problems now. This could keep him off TV for a good.....four weeks.

I liked the table at the top of the ramp. It made for easier guest commentary.

And having Jericho beat Big Show is gonna exactly show that Jericho can do better against Cena how? Sorry, but I don't get the whole, so and so can beat this guy...so that means he'll probaly be able to beat this guy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If Jericho wants to prove he can hang with Cena...he has to kill a rapper. Nelly would be a good starting point.

I'd buy this...and I haven't bought comics in FOREVER.

Carlito would oddly play face.

With the way things are going...i'm *ALMOST* expecting it.

This is so screaming for Jericho vs. Carlito... Jericho wins, HHH comes back, HHH beats Jericho, Cena goes after HHH...

Kane is going to take her someplace quiet so Matt can rape her. Then Kane will kill her and...... you know.

The same thing he does every week Pinky! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT RAW BRAND!

I prayed for that a week ago.