The Amazing Rando

Matt: Where to...SHIT! Lita: Uhhhgggghhhh... Matt: I thought you were Stephanie! SHIT! *Matt leaves*

I CAN'T FIND MY ELMO PICTURE!

Next week they are going to have a "Fuck A Dead Chick" match....and Edge will win on principle.

If your parents don't love you enough to give you a name.....become a pro wrestler!

Kane and Matt were fighting over the Gorilla position until Kane threatened to rape it and marry it.

"Do do do do you have it? GUTS!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You've seen GUTS on Nickelodeon, now see them being projectilely released all over a WWE Ring... LIVE!! "I was there...when Elisabeth lost 6 pounds in 12 seconds"

Of course they aren't used to eating. Usually anything that goes in there mouth is out and back in again before they can get a breathe. Also, eating usually uses less tongue than they are used to using.

They could probably do it on Lawler and he'd giggle and throw 20s at them.

There are buckets under the table.

I know I'm seriously questioning why I still watch. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Same reason people watch Nascar.... the crash is going to be TERRIFIC.

The only thing that would save that would be to have Shelton still laying face down in the ring while the divas came out.

He must have flossed her teeth from the back.

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Snitsky thought he saw a giant toe he could suck on...but it was just Shawn Michaels.

He could probably win an essay contest.

I have something besides an A game?

I know why HBK went for makeup...for a second he thought his smile was missing again.

I'm trying to shoot on HBK right now, but my gun is fucking jammed.

Yes it is...you can put a dozen of 'em in an ice cube tray. Midgi-cicles MMMMMM MMMMMMMM Short on Taste...and everything else.

HBK gets huge cheers. Lovely.

That wasn't a competition, Bisch. That was two songs and a promo. It was barely "BodySlam: The Motion Picture"

Her signature move can be the "Here, I bought you this toothbrush."

STILL TO COME: A hot dog eating contest. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Funaki would win that contest. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Shit, if they did it for the standard twelve minutes that would be the most TV time he's gotten since TAKA was employed.

random dancing girls!! What the fuck is going on here?!

"YOU'RE BIASED!!!" - beautiful comeback.