The Amazing Rando

This is horrible and funny and sad... WE WANT THE NACHO MAN!

I didn't see it...was it the Nagata Lock? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> it looked like the opponet was on his belly welly instead of the back while the Figure 4 gets hooked on. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> YES! The Nagata Lock! I love it. One of my favorite submissions EVER.

Also...Carlito should offer his apple to the people in the front row for some land.

The Ego Trip is the Au Revoir without the helper.

I didn't see it...was it the Nagata Lock?

Conway wears the glasses so his clients don't shoot it in his eyes.

His music should have been exactly the way it was, but with the words "American Male" being said repeatedly through the background like it's a Pink Floyd song.

Was it 2Xtreme? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Heh, cute. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, of course it is... *I* said it.

Was it 2Xtreme?

Lawler shuddered on that one.

Is this promo really worth the rithk?

Lita's speech impediment must be an STD.

"THANK YOU ALL, FOR BRINGIN' ME BACK TO RAHWL!"

Matt comes out of the limo in a wifebeater. Oddly ironic.

Gah... Matt Hardy stuff. WE WANT BROCK!

That's cause Vince has played face every time he's been on TV except for destroying Hogan in the past few years.

Or they'll swipe the finish from Over The Edge '98. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I hope not... cause that match was GREAT, even the finish...and they can't top it, especially not those three.

I asssssume that Jericho will cheat, Carlito will win, then VINCE comes out, reverses the decision, and makes the big announcement.

Larry King should have his own show on Raw too. "Scott from Canada...you are on the line..." "Yeah...why is Triple H such an....." (dumped out) "...." "...." "...." "It seems Scott from Canada is having connection problems" "HHHonk!"

Larry King just proved he has what it takes to be a WWE writer.

He almost couldn't lift Tatanka into the Angle Slam.

Irwin R. Propcloset won them back in a dark match.

Look at the GUT on that guy. It's like Steve McMichael in a headdress.

TATANKA! BUFFALO!

"What's your name and where you from?" I'll be annoying the shit out of people with that.