The Amazing Rando

The Chicken Fries are.... decent. Get them as fresh as possible, the longer they sit out the more they begin to turn into their natural plastic form.

Reverse "E" on the breast... I did that to a girl once and got slapped.

You, which means OF COURSE it'll happen.

Why doesn't Masters CONSTANTLY fight for the Masterlock. He would put it on fresh guys who were in a chair and they couldn't get out, but he thinks that Shelton, who is winded, won't go down to it like he did last week? Shit, if I had a submission that nobody EVER got out of, i'd have that shit locked on all the time.

Master's thigh seemed to land directed on Snitsky's giant nose.

Snitsky should abort The Big Show's lunch a few times.

Take it easy on Cena, Bisch...it's not like he stole an ambulance.

Indian Dance Up The Steps!

In some circles, the above quote could actually be racist. I'm insterested to know if this is the case, as it seems odd that it would be put with nothing else.

The first time I saw that cover, I thought it was HHH and Batista.

Yeah. That (technically) still holds the record for most people on TSM... like 320 people or something. It might have been 315 on 3/15 oddly enough. I can't remember.

You do understand...that even if the WWE pimped the hell out of a Bret Hart return (even for one night to speak his mind) and had all the confirmation in the WORLD... Nobody would believe it until they saw it, and then, TSM would probably die.

As I've stated numerous times 'round here....I enjoy Lisa's Wedding alot. You all can go fuck yourselves.

Do you think Raw writers actually watch Smackdown? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Do you think Smackdown writers actually watch Smackdown? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Do you think Smackdown is actually written? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WWE has writers? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's called WWE now? SHIT!

Sting vs. Vampiro ... Running Time... THREE MINUTES. And apparently it is possible that Sting could have won in those few SECONDS before the New Blood beat him down. I've never seen this "match" and why it is on the jukebox befuddles me... I mean, really... THREE MINUTES. It was a main event apparently too...which might have been common for WCW at that point, FPoD not withstanding.

Vince is the Higher Power.

Did he kick his leg from under his leg? Also, pretty much my favorite Raw ever was the Raw the night after...uhm...I can't remember which PPV, where Austin was fired for his Taker/Kane ref job and came back in camo gear to get Vince, who was in a wheelchair. I always say the Raws between the beginning of Dude Love joining with Vince and ending with SS98 are my favorite series of Raws ever. It had: Foley/Funk street fight Dude Love vs. Austin OTE 98 Taker vs. Kane vs. Austin double pin Austin arrives on Zamboni/Taker & Kane break Vince's ankle Shane hires Stone Cold back etc etc etc So much good shit for those few months.

I would have paid good money to watch JR stare at bikini girls are not call them "jezebels". If he did body shots off them, I'd hand over a few weeks pay.

I thought the "London Calling" was some other move that wasn't the SSP.

The A-O rating still just makes the buying age 18 instead of 17. If Rockstar is to blame, fine, I can deal with that...but I can not deal with the fact that there is so much shit going down over a max one calendar year of people getting the game. Hell, the way it goes in the industry, by the time a 17 year old would turn 18 and be able to get the game, there would be something a thousand times better out there for them to get there hands on that might just have an M rating or lower. Also, I'm now waiting for "Grand Theft Auto: National City" or something, where the main character can run around snipering government officials and blowing up landmarks. Although at this point the GTA franchise might be completely fucked, regardless of whether or not they can actually make an improved game over SA.

And nobody has yet to mention Dick FUCKING Butkis yet?

!! *goes off to find my camera*

Here's a big thing. If you work at a video game store and you see a parent buy the game and hand it off to a younger kid...what are you going to do? If you speak up, chances are you are going to have an angry parent with a "Don't tell me how to raise my children!" attitude. I have said it numerous times before and I will say it again...if a child seeing violence or sexual situations in a video game leads to actual problems (such as the triple homicide), then not only is the child to blame, but the parents as well. Rockstar should never be put to blame because they followed the rules with the ratings system. It continues to drive me insane that Rockstar and other video game companies take the heat when a child decides to go crazy and kill a few people. If you can not understand that pulling a gun out and shooting someone is wrong, not only to you have no business playing that video game, you hardly have any business being allowed out of your parent's basement. Of all the things the government has time to worry about in this day and age, and a video game mod is near the top of the list. That sickens me more than anything.

Bloodshed: - Originally Bloodshed was not my character, as when I was around 17 or so I joined an RP fed known as the IRWC with the character The Black Diamond. A few weeks after my debut, a character known as Bloodshed debuted, controlled by a fourteen year old kid from North Carolina named...Alan Clark. We became tag partners and got shit around, with both of us winning way more than losing, but never getting a chance at tag gold. Bloodshed soon disappeared, followed closely by me. A big reason both of us left will be discussed a few paragraphs down. - So I went around to a few other feds and was bored with my Black Diamond character, and decided to use Bloodshed as a cruiserweight instead of the original heavyweight that he was. I occasionally name-dropped Alan here and there in promos, but nothing else. - Finally, I joined the SJL with him, and he was a shell of his original hardcore maniac with thirst for blood self, turning into what he became in the later feds, a bit of a nutjob with an odd fetish for blood, his own or others. Apostle: - The entire Apostle storyline came from the fact that I wanted to do something eye-catching to get myself noticed out the gate in the JL, and neither me or Craig was doing anything at the time. The Craig/Ebon story came from the fact that the guy who held myself and Bloodshed down in the IRWC went by the name Ebon, and was a total douchebag, once writing a match that, by RP standards i should have easily won, but had me lose in 23 seconds. So I came up with the concrete head drop, the backpedaling, and created a whole storyline where Apostle and Bloodshed were one in the same, when in reality Apostle was simply my first ever RP fed wrestler from back when I was 15 or so, a character that went through a few changes and eventually became the Black Diamond. Craig vanished and I trounced him before the Genesis IV tournament started. Alan Clark: - After taking a break after the tourny, I realized that I didn't want to come back as the Apostle, as I only wanted the character for that one story. So I came up with the Disney Sponsor idea just to shake off the ring rust and get me back in the game. I had no idea I was going to win the title with the thing, but me and Todd decided to run a story together based on some past history and the idea of Landon turning heel and joining with the House of Todd. Great storyline all around, and led to a good Xmas for Clark that year, too bad Royal had to no-show. Alan then went through all kinds of incarnations, sort of, though mainly they were just off-shoots of each other. The first Wayward Sons team had originally been contrived as an Ejiro/Clark storyline that may or may not have been a total joke from the start. I think it involved Clark turning heel and playing Shannon Moore to Ejiro's Mattitude. Instead, we got the short stint of Sons I and II, which ended because of Flik's many problems, even though he could bring the content when he wanted. Martial Law was totally Landon's idea from the start, I do believe, and Zack gave it the name cause we couldn't think of anything better. I don't want to talk about Ghost, as I consider it a shitty storyline and I think I would have done things much differently looking back on it. Apologies all around on that one. Then I just became burnt out and faded away for the third or fourth time since joining the JL. Whatever, I'll probalby come back someday.

JBL looks so weak with that finish. He beat the HELL out of Taker and it took the help of two guys to give him the win, and Jordan was worthless. That basically shows he will have NO CHANCE IN HELL~ at beating Batista at Summerslam.